/biz/ - Business & Finance

How am I going to get a Korean idol gf?

>>11335038
So Zelda and asian thot?

The year is 2023. You wake up and check your phone to see a REQmo payment request from Brittany, who you have listed as THOT354. She’s requesting 5000 dollars for a boob job after you humiliated her in front of her friends. You send her half a Link token, which REQmo automatically converts to USD.

You look in the mirror and see your skin quality is still rapidly improving. The pharma grade HGH and prp injections are restoring your youth, and they only cost you two LINK a year. You might as well you think, after all, you’re sitting on 50,000 more LINK. Usage of REQmo (a Venmo clone built on the Request Network) is so prevalent that you never had to cash out, you pay everyone in Link and they get fiat on the other end.

As you exit your bedroom women are lined up trying to get your attention. You brush them off and head into your study room where you will ponder the nature of existence. Your butler, Alfonso, brings you a breakfast of extremely healthy whole grains and fruits. You thank him, and even tip him .01 Link through REQmo. You eat and then head downstairs to your home built gym, the largest in the state. You are sucked off by beautiful women between sets.

You finish your sets and greet your beautiful wife and your 5 young, blonde haired blue eyed children. They love their daddy. You send them to the best school in the country, and the tuition is only three Link per year. A drop in the bucket, you think.

You get an alert on your phone from a blockchain based life tracking app. Your worst enemy, Tom, has had his status updated on the blockchain, he’s been confirmed dead by suicide. You earn a small amount of Link by verifying the transaction. You smile, and that’s when you realize you finally made it.

>>11335786
first time reading this meme
LINK is the gift that keeps giving.

>>11335210
by becoming a multi millionaire through req and link

>>11335786
spicy i like it

>>11335786
lmao

Is 60k REQ gonna help me make it?

>>11336018
no 10k-20k link then whatever left in REQ - op here different ID cause I left campus

>>11336025
But i can only afford like 8k link

>>11336094
REQ's going to pump to 840-860 sats sometime near the end of this week, sell around there and buy back in at 760-800, then use some of those gains to put into LINK. Average out 50k REQ and put the rest into LINK then focus on accumulating LINK for the rest of the month.

>>11335786
thanks copied this to my pasta clipboard

>>11336025
>people unironically take financial advice from neets and kids still in college on a bavarian sheep shearing obscure message board

>>11336119
Thanks fren

asian gfs eoy is still in the plans

>>11336652
Nah, I'm into eastern euros, not gooks

>>11336662
then you wont make it, not my prob

>>11336679
I'm a slavshit from hoholistan, I'll be good

>>11335038
>>11335786
Feels good boys

>>11336242
mfw im a neet college student that goes for fun and probably have more in my savings than youll ever have

sold all my req for link months ago

Ive been holding REQ and LINK for a year now
Selling happens when i make it

>>11335201
you cant

these kpop idols are literally the most protected assets in the korean entertainment industry

meaning no whuaite male is ever going to be able to touch her