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Im pretty sure roastie whom i am dating tried to fool me with vagina tightening gel.

>fuck her first time - super tight
>fuck her anytime time after that - barely can feel anything

Am i paranoid? If no how do i short her

>> No.11322601

>https://www.amazon.com/IsoSensuals-TIGHT-Vaginal-Tightening-Gel/dp/B00L92Y99G?th=1
Holy fuck, it's actually a thing

>> No.11322605

>>11322601
yes it is...

>> No.11322608

>>11322601
>>11322605
Holy shit does it actually work?

>> No.11322610

buy benis enlarging gel, smalldik

>> No.11322614

>>11322608
well why wouldnt it? its just like a glue

>> No.11322627
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11322627

Buy a self warming realistic feeling dildo strapon and fuck her with that. Takes two to fake it.

Also lol at roastie tightening cream. Hahahahah. The absolute state of hypergamy.

>> No.11322637
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>>11322578

Obviously vagina tightening gel is need in this situation

>> No.11322650

>>11322578
Have you smelled her asshole? I'd totally do that.

>> No.11322651

>>11322578
>barely can feel anything
Sorry bud, but you have a small penis. I've never been with a girl who wasn't "tight" there's no such thing

>> No.11322661

>>11322578
she was railed by bbc who loosened her up
op got cucked

>> No.11322664

>>11322627
The reviews say that it is usually used after giving birth to be honest. The fact that typical roasties started to use it is just hilarious.

>> No.11322665

>>11322651
sorry bud, but you have large penis then. Because i was previously with really tight women and really loose women, i know the difference

>> No.11322753

>>11322637
What a waste.

>> No.11322786

>>11322578
when women are nervous their vagoo is tighter than when they are relaxed. also once the chick cums fore example you go down on her before putting it in it will be like soft mud.

>> No.11322814

>>11322578
how much OP?

>> No.11322821

>>11322786
>vagoo

>> No.11322838

>>11322578
I don’t know how to tell you this anon, but she probably just got fucked before you showed up. Lmao

>> No.11322919

>>11322753
Mad, white boy?

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>>11322919
>>11322753

This guy cryptos

>> No.11323247
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11323247

Why would anyone be mad about this? I'm white with an asian wife and I applaud white women for getting with a smart nice asian guy instead of some thug nigger.

>> No.11323295

>>11323247
My wife. She’s Asian

>> No.11323302

>>11322753
Kek

>> No.11323325

>>11323247
exactly my thought process as well. if our women are going to date outside the race then might as well go with the best type of non which are asians. They don't commit anywhere near the amount of crime spics, niggers, and mudslims commit, they are smarter than all of them by a mile, and they have great traditional values. at the end of the day though, I'm still going to tell my daughters to keep it within the white race but if they bring home an asian man then I really can't object to that in principle since they pretty much are like white people in terms of values, aggressiveness, iq, etc.

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>>11323247

Very progressive and proud!

saged

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>>11323325

>they have great traditional values
like racemixing, right

>> No.11323347

>>11323336
Ignore mongrels. They don't know what they're talking

>> No.11323349

>>11323325
Chinks aren’t human faggot. Also:
>my daughters
That would necessitate you procreating. Don’t do that.

>> No.11323365

>>11323347

I think it's Eurasian Tiger again

>> No.11323367

>>11323349
Seething whiteboi. How many girls you lose to chinks? They also take your high paying jobs or what?

>> No.11323369

>>11322637
she loves him

>> No.11323375

>>11322919
im sorry that you were born a small dicked asian. no need to take it out on us.

>> No.11323385

>>11323367
Chinks can take her. He’s just an average white girl

>> No.11323388

>>11323365
Eurasian tiger and most r/hapa faggots hates WM/AF though. He would not post something like that.

>> No.11323393

Holy shit just enjoy the sex and move on. You're incel ass should be lucky that any woman would spread their legs for you.

>> No.11323400

>>11323325
>>11323336
http://www.pacificatrocities.org/blog/cannibalism-in-the-pacific

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>>11323367

>> No.11323434

>>11323400
>http://www.pacificatrocities.org/blog/cannibalism-in-the-pacific
Damn, these guys are warriors just like we were in our viking days

>> No.11323442

>>11323349
Well how else am I suppose to help the white race? I already have a christian gf who says she wants to have a couple of babies.

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>>11323434
>eating captured Indian soldiers
Imagine the smell

>> No.11323464

>>11322637
How much money does he have?

>> No.11323494

>>11322578
Why dont you buy a tube of ball growing gel and ask her why shes a loose

>> No.11323512

>girl has a loose vagina = slut
>girl has a tight vagina = slut

Imagine being so insecure with yourself that you can't enjoy sexual relations with another person.

>> No.11323559

>>11322578
What's the issue here? That's hot

>> No.11323571

>>11323559
To clarify, I want that pussy to be as tight as possible. Do kegals, use a fucking gel, idc. You insecure losers.

>> No.11323581

>>11322821

>tfw the meme is too old now for the zoomers on /biz/

https://knowyourmeme.com/memes/jam-it-in-you-lost-me

Fuck

>> No.11323665

she was "tight" the first time you fucked her because she was "uptight" now that she has fucked you once... she knows she has you and probably lays there like a dead fish like most girls and is super relaxed expecting you to do all the work and thats why she's "loose"

I fucked 2 different girls yesterday.. the first one is a true freak, she will hump your dick while doing kegals while shes under you, she makes sure to get herself off then you.. she will get on top without having to be convinced and when she does get on top she has a wild time.....
Now for the second girl.. she acts like she doesn't want to do it then when you start rubbing down there all of a sudden she wants it.. then when you start fucking here after a couple minutes she gets real loose and will just lay there and take it.. if you ask her if she would like to get on top she wont want to she dredds being on top because she's just a lazy fuck that wants everything done for her therefore she doesn't care if her pussy is tight or loose.. she's lazy and not really interested in sex.. that could be a very bad thing a year down the road.

Tl;dr there are two types of girls.. the ones that have high sex drive that worry about their pussy tightness and girls that are lazy and don't give a shit.

Kegals are everything. lazy chicks don't do em

>> No.11323696

>>11322821
go back to plebbit

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>>11322601
I'm gonna hurl

>> No.11323752

>>11323725
what the actual fuck lmao

>> No.11323848

Ur dick smol

>> No.11323868

>>11323848
no such thing as a small dick

just vagina thats too big

>> No.11323894

>>11322578
Just because you write "how do I short her" doesn't make it /biz/ related

>> No.11323906

>>11323581
Some memes are better off dead

>> No.11323921

>>11323400
>>11323400
Based gooks

>> No.11323937

>>11323868
Cope bigger than dick desu

>> No.11323984

>>11322661
this

>> No.11324121

>>11322578
My girlfriend would always feel tighter if I hadn't gone in for awhile. The vagina naturally contracts back to regular size if no longer in regular use

>> No.11324135

>>11324121
It get's tighter if she isn't feeling pleasure too

>> No.11324214

Your dick is literally shrinking from all the S O Y you consume OP

>> No.11324433

>>11322578
She's getting fucked by gymchads.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x33GY330UN0&feature=youtu.be

>> No.11324484

>>11323393
>>11323512
Imagine being a loose roastie using vag tightening gel

>> No.11324488

>>11324433
For some reason /fit/ girls are a huge turnoff to me

>> No.11324502

>>11323665
people are too stupid to understand there's active and passive approach to everything in this life
don't bother to educate them, you're part of 2% population with brains

>> No.11324518

>>11322578
Are vaginal gels a good investment? Should brothels disponibilize it to the girls there?
We could charge more for hookers with tight pussies