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Sergey got a new haircut. I like it.

>>11311916
too fat to be vitalik

>>11311916
chainlink is garbage

>>11311916

>>11311916
did we make it

>>11311929
wow look at the 2 people there

>It's real

>>11311916
Steve ellis

>>11311916
That’s Steve you fuckwit

>>11311929
Kek, someone photoshop steve into this

>>11311940
Vitalik changed his name to Steve? When?

>>11311937
>>11311940
steve ellis grades homework.

Lol sirgay still wearing that one shirt he owns. What a fuckin clown

>>11311916
Why does Sergey dress like a fucking child?

Seriously man, get yourself a fitted suit

>>11311954
>get a suit
Get out boomer

>>11311943
He looks great on that picture, lmao

>>11311954
Fuck off it's Sergey's signature thing like Steve Jobs turtleneck or jeans or Hitler's mustache

>>11311956
t. fat virgin faggot

>>11311929
are they implying that sergey is bombing? aaaaaaa sellllll

>>11311974
look at the people in the picture. nobody is interested. one guys surfing 4chan. empty seats, small room, pushed to a late at night spot - its worthless tech nobody wants to hear about.

>>11311954
He's presenting himself according to his audience. He had a waistcoat at SWIFT Sibos and he's wearing jeans at a hack-a-thon.

>>11311974
I can only imagine the twitter guy is a linker or the talk went down really well.

>>11311985
>pushed to a late at night spot
Have you seen the agenda? This is one of the earliest talks.

>>11312009
the rest of the events arent in this little side room. they are classes and in the main stage.

>>11311916
F A T

>>11312089
B I G M A C
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Does he ever change his shirt?

>>11312016
Every event Sergey has been at he speaks in a small conference room and never main stage. Even had the opportunity to see it live once. Sergey is an absolute beta, and a cuck. A complete pussy and pushover. When I saw him live it was the day i lost any faith in chainlink.

HOLY SHIT THIS DUDE FROM SALESFORCE JUST GRABBED HIS COCK AND STARTED SUCKING IT HARD. I THINK SERGEY IS GONNA CUM SOON AND START THE SINGULARITY.

PAY ATTENTION ----> VIRGIN SERGEY SOON EVOLVING INTO "STILL A VIRGIN BUT AT LEAST HAS GOTTEN HIS DUCK SUCKED" SERGEY


ITS HAPPENING GOYS

>>11312089
mmmmm THICC BOIS

>>11311916
That can't be vitalik, he is not skelly enough.

How much is Sergey paying you jeets to spam this place? Other crypto forums should be alerted to the obvious scam tactics that Chainlink is using on /biz/.

None of this hype is organic to say the least

>>11312166
10 Rupees sir. buy chainlink

>>11311916
San Francisco ETH conference comences and it's Sergey's time to come on stage. "And now we welcome Sergey Nazarov to talk about smart contracts beyond tokenization". A minute comes by and nothing happens. Eventually 10 men start slowing walking from the backstage holding an extremely bulky water tank, one would think be reserved for a large water animal. They place it on the ground and after few seconds the lights in the water tank turn on and a 2000 kg Sergey Nazarov appears levitating in the water tank. He is so large it seems that the surrounding fish have created a symbiotic ecosystem around his body and he cannot leave without dying.
Rory quickly runs on stage and throws a big mac into the water tank while Sergey instantly grabs it and eat it, still soaked in water and fish shit. Few seconds pass and Sergey speaks couple words with an extremely deep and tired voice: "Hyperledger use chainlink, Microsoft use chainlink, Facebook use chainlink, ethereum use chainlink, mainnet now". Everyone in the room starts clapping, cheering and throwing shit at each other and chainlink immidiately skyrockets to $1,000,000 and achieves price singularity. 4chan goes on to make 50 additional chainlink threads per day, mostly filled with pictures of the first chainlink city on Mars and private islands of LINK owners.

>>11311964
>or Hitler's moustache
Underrated

>>11311964
upboated

>>11312195

IT'S FUCKING HAPPENING

>>11311916
his shadow looks like he has a huge dick

>>11312263
it really does holy shit LMAO ROFL KEK HOLY HAHA LOL LOOOOOOL WTF OMG YEAH

>>11311916
Is this actually vitalik or not? Image is too blurry

>>11311916
Man that shirt is fucking hideous. Literally a fucking hexagon.
GE O M E TRIC A S E TH E TIC S

>>11312089

even the shadow checks out

>>11311916
it's steve ,faggot

>>11312373
its Steve Ellis. how the fuck you guys are invested in link and don't know right away its him. he's the cto of the company.

I would love to get that shirt.

I think adleny got us on the record

>>11312543

Hi Adelyn!

>>11312166
Do you really believe that? Tell me honestly that you believe this hype is non-organic.

>>11312252
holy fuck kek

>>11311916
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>>11311916
thats not vitalik??

>>11311964
my fucking boi

His shadow is fat and looks like he's fucking a gigantic big mac.

$1 eoy 2019

>>11311916
I just woke up and definitely believed that was vitalik until I read the replies

>>11311916
>that ceiling and room ambiance
where is this being hosted, inside pic related?

>>11312252
Is this real?