/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>11306632
GET ON THE SPXU TRAIN

If I find any of you faggots bagholding BPMX I'm going to laugh at you come October 24.

>>11306632
Lesbians are usually never hot and always bitchy. Another scenario where 2D girls triumph over 3D.

anime.

ALSO BURGERS STOP DUMPING I'M TRYING TO GET SOMETHING GOING UP HERE IN THE HAT AND YOU'RE BEARISHNESS IS INTERFERING WITH MY PLANS

AMD cant go any lower r-r-rright? its been bouncing around 27 figure Ill just wait this out and see what happens next week

cmon MSFT you can do it

Now this is an edition I can get behind.

Can someone tell me why AMD is doing so poorly if they finally have competitive desktop processors?

>>11306700
george soros

$CHKE

get in now so you don't have to chase and get stuck with a bah

first for buying cheap FNGU

>>11306726

bag*

Only 5 more minutes till I end in the green boys

Is Elon doing this on purpose lmao

>>11306726
If you're gonna chill do it right. Why should I buy this trash?

>>11306683
unsure, any american made SP3 socket manufacturers?
https://www.bloomberg.com/news/features/2018-10-04/the-big-hack-how-china-used-a-tiny-chip-to-infiltrate-america-s-top-companies

>>11306700
desktop processor sales make up just a tiny fraction of revenue for chipmakers, server processors make up the majority
not enough incentive to buy completely new epyc servers for many businesses when they have tried and tested intel solutions for years now
hopefully the recent ching chong news AMD will go up more but who knows
>>11306699
good, im off to watch the first episodes of yagate kimi ni naru and uchi no maid ga uzasugiru, two good-looking yuri-themed anime in one season

>>11306734
I this picture.

>>11306745

So you can make money moron.

I'm not suggesting parking your 401k in it, it's a short hold then sell

>>11306740
Pump the market to all time highs and make him feel as if he's going to make it, then kill him and transfer to the funds to our trading account.

>>11306762
>Just buy it
Why is this stock going to increase in value?
>LOOK DON'T PUT YOUR WHOLE SAVIN-
I've seen this one before. No thanks.

>>11306777
Use this picture instead

>2d

Fugg, another red day
At least today was smaller drop..

ALT could have saved all your red portfolios today. You fags just don't listen

>>11306726
Thanks. Just bought 1000.

Ding ding ding! How did everyone do this week? I'm up 0.0%, I've been too busy to follow the market, I'm glad I pulled everything into cash on Wednesday and am sitting this one out. My only holding left is my single Commemorative Edition share of HMNY

>>11306742
Maybe it's a power trip thing? He just gets rock hard when ever he shifts billions of dollars around between people.

>>11306825
-$122 (0.54%)
Just give me ONE green day. ONE.

Did Baggy suggest to go long Chinkna ?
It may make sense since the ETF has been beaten to death and I think the ChinkCom will pump their markets with the dollars of their T-Bills sales on monday

I was going to buy TSLA a few months ago. Glad I didn't.

>>11306825
Sick of this year, sick of this January ceiling

>>11306787

Suit yourself

I'll send you a postcard from the moon next week lad

When I suffer a total loss on Monday, post the chinked meme for me.

Weak close today desu

>>11306853
oh wait so the worst I can do is end up back at 6k from the original 5k?

>>11306853
why did you jump off spy and onto chink?

>>11306870
me chinese, me play joke, me jump 2 percent monday you stupid bloke.

I'm still learning more complicated stuff.

Can someone explain why bond yields are all over the place between countries? Canada bonds have a yield of 2.6%, US ones have 3.23%, Brazil has 11.39%.

Is this currency related? How does this work?

MY ACBFF IS WAKING UP!!!

>>11306881
Central Bank policy mainly

>>11306881
The shittier the country, the higher the yields
Higher yields reward investors for giving their money to a country that might become a failed state. I.e turkey, Ukraine Argentina

>>11306881
3rd world countries have high yields because their currency is being devalued more rapidly
it depends on the central banks policy

>>11306881
And also something to do with public deficits

>>11306881
>learning complicated stuff
>how do bond yields work
This is literally macro econ 100. Risk/growth potential

>>11306918
>>11306913
>>11306912
>>11306905
>>11306903
Thanks guys.
Ok what does this have to do with the central bank rates that people set? Are those those rates? Are they market determined?

>>11306632
>lesbian anime edition

disgusting
I've known one lesbian in my life, and she was a borderline
I don't have any problems with lesbians as a group because I know that one bad apple isn't enough to say anything about such a large group, but just knowing her was enough to turn me off of any kind of yuri manga or porn by association

>>11306960
I dated a girl who became a lesbian after I was done with her. After me no other man would do.

>>11306960
>he doesn't realize ALL women will engage in lesbian/bisexual behavior as an attention seeking method to raise social capital in high-comptetiton environments

>>11306950
Central Bank rate = rate of reference

This is the target rate the central bankers want the country's banks to lend money to each other with (I think it is the overnight rate)
The theory is the overnight rate will somehow ripple through the rest of the maturities.

Central Banks have other means to tighten or supply liquidities and they will use these means to reach their target.

>>11306982
So how does this impact bonds?

When say the government goes to sell bonds, do they set the rates, or does the market?

>>11306918

kek

>>11306974
Baggie I have never had a girl go lesbian after me but a buddy of mine just got divorced because his asian wife turned lesbo on him. Apparently they had an open relationship for a while.

$DUST
FUCK GOLD

>>11306825

Poorly but charts look good for rising trend anyway, despite the setback.

I threw the last of my cash reserves in to RIV just before close today. It SHOULDN'T dump much further unless there are some shenanigans going on. Oversold on the hourly. Last three days of drops have all been low volume. Even people would got in on the IPO of 3.50 have to realize if they hold off selling for a week the thing will bounce and they can get much better prices to continue dumping on.

HVT and TBP held up fine on the red wave. Those look good for pumps on Tuesday (leaf holiday on Monday).

>>11306986
Kid stay in school
I'm being serious in that if you're asking these questions, you do not belong in this thread or anywhere near a market. You are exactly the idiot kikes rob in broad daylight and there is no hope for you if you don't understand literally the simplest form of investing, which is bonds aka loans to the government or a corp

>>11306918
you don't need an education to make it.

t. degenerate gambler who's going to end up rebuilding solomon's temple once he makes it.

>>11306895

I noticed. +5% at close among a sea of mild red.

>>11306986
The market does

But sometimes market has to compete with the central bank buying (like during the Magic Negro and mommy Yellen era)

So, the take away is, the market sets the rates and Central Banks can sometimes be an operator of the market

>>11307001
no offense but your buddy is a massive cuck

>>11307012
That's why I'm asking for help.
>>11307026
Ok, thank you anon.
I will start reading the suggested readings.

>>11307027
>men are responsible for women's actions
>if a woman cheats on you, it must be because you're inadequate, not because the woman is disloyal

you're the cuck, baggie

>>11307001
>open relationship
There’s you’re problem. She’ll go back to cock once she’s had her fun virtue signaling. NEVER have an open relationship with a woman.

>>11307046
Really, most of the stuff I learn was from my own research
I genuinely like finance, economy and companies and want to somehow enter the finance industry

t. AUIC Anal-yst

>>11307055
>>11307027
I mean he got married to her and maybe in the span of a year and half she decided for herself she was a lesbian and at first he thought it would be cool because he would be getting threesomes out of it but instead she just went around to sleep with fat bull dikes. He isn't a bad guy but he is a bit of a cuck, I keep telling he is better off now...

>>11307075
sharing ones wife with anybody...

>>11306746
How does the Supermicro hack impact AMD as a whole? Are we looking at completely useless lots of servers that now cannot be shipped? Or can AMD just pull their chips back and throw them into new servers?

My understanding was that the tiea between Supermicro and AMD are pretty deep.

>>11307097
Well what the fuck are you going to do baggie when she goes for tacos instead of the sausage? I mean shit, I hope that never happens to me but I'm not cucked like he is.

>>11307117
its probably nothing

>>11306960
>>11306977
"hot" + "sane" lesbians exist, they just hard for find because they usually well off, and dont advertise how homo they are, especially to men
you gotta look for "the look"

>>11307124
ill go for tacos too though we touched and went our separate ways.

>>11307021
We're getting listed on NASDAQ

>>11307140
Lesbians are just straight girls who have yet to experience the dick

Legitimate question. How can a citizen go about trying to get the government to over rule the Finra day trader rule.
It is un American. I don’t need someone telling me what to do with my money.

>>11307075
That sucks. I was gonna green text a story about a literal cuck I knew but your friend just sounds like he got fucked over cause he didn’t put his foot down soon enough.
>>11307140
This is true. I know three and you wouldn’t know they were carpet munchers unless you knew the signs.

>>11307146
Well fuck it takes time to get a divorce too baggie, I didn't realize what a whole painful process it is even if it's a painless divorce.

>>11307164
I know, I eventually found out from his ex wife that they were helping a mutual 22 yr old girl we know who is a fucking mess. I mean the type of girl who was raped at an early age and tricked into prostitution by her own family so now she just goes out all night and parties and brings back guys at 3 am. I honestly think their relationship went to shit because he didn't put his foot down enough and had a 22 yr old girl walk all over him which probably drove his wife to being a lesbian.

>>11306977
lesbians aren't real

>>11307163
Get a job poorfag.

>>11307053
anybody who is in an open relationship is a cuck, plain and simple

>>11307163
Figure out a way to get it in the news, find a friend of trump to call him. Talk to your representative if you want, but they're not gonna do anything.

It's difficult, because most americans are apathetic or retarded when it comes to financial matters, so I don't see how you could create a nationwide outrage about it. Maybe find a way to get a significant voting block for a representative to back it. Probably an easy thing to fit into a bill nobody will think is sexy enough to fight over.

>>11307163
Send a letter to Rand's office. About the only chance of anyone giving a shit. Unfortunately if your return address is not from his district its likely he'll just toss it without reading it

I see Robin Hood has stopped paying for shills.

>>11307209
This is really good, probably the best federal politician to get it in.

>>11307117
unsure, might be a big nothing but since the "hack" is external to the cpu, i think amd is off the hook, so to speak
im not familiar with the ties between supermicro and amd, or how deep the "hack" goes, if it affects other chip manufacturers than supermicro either, but either way i dont see amd being dragged down in the mud by this
probably they will sell a few more cpu's to companies and or governments looking to rid themselves of the ching chong backdoor chip unless they find a way to circumvent it on affected systems

>>11307218
AMD builds chips in China
they are doomed

Anyone got the Drive link?

>>11307119
whats that, at the end of billing cycle, throw $100 of debt into a slow gains stock, sell it so that you can repay that $100 at the end of billing cycle, keep profits?

>>11307160
>>Lesbians are just straight girls who have yet to experience the dick
na, lesbians are just straight girls who have yet to experience MY dick

>>11307163
talk to local congressional representatives, or send a well written letter to political representative (depending on who's constituency you are in)

>>11307212
major financial shills shitposting robinhood during the 8-10am and 3-5 hours have suddenly stopped too

>>11307246
>depending on who's constituency you are
>tfw (((feinstein))) is my senator

>>11307223
everyone makes everything in china, they have 0 regulations and manufacturing can be started 10 times faster and cheaper than in the us and 50 times than the eu
although the chinks cant fit their backdoor on a cpu die i dont think, only nsa can do that i.e. intel me

>>11307160
kek... no the appeal of lesbianism (besides just finding women hotter than men) is finding pleasure in pleasing other women

besides now adays there are toys that are better than real dick

>>11307163
Legitmate Answer:
its just pleb filter
someone who really interested in daytrading but didnt have money always finds way around law
me know of three ways to get by it, am sure there more

>>11307254
for now. make sure you vote anon.

THREADLY REMINDER THAT DIVIDENDS ARE YOUR FREN

>>11307274
I had a dog named Blacky, he was a black lab, and he exclusively would bark at/attack gays. Something is just off about em.

Only Chinese ADR in the green today is IQ. Thank Jesus. I spent all morning trying to hype people up to defend 25.

why didnt u use your mangekyo sharingan to break this SPY genjutsu :(

>>11307283
I vote every year anon. It's all so tiresome living in this communist hell but my job pays well enough and I like being close to the rest of my family. I just need to stockpile enough to get a cheap home in a good neighborhood in a red state.

>>11307295
Give me something to look into.

>>11307274
If you ever had my superior Texas dick I guarantee you’d never go back to a plastic toy.

>>11307254
ouch, i know that pain

>I'm in the big blue gerymandering furthest north

>>11307295
thanks for sharing your dividend recommendations in the other thread fren

>>11307347
whoops wrong pic

>>11306632
Mommy
Make the pain stop
>>11307053
>do you mind if I fuck other men then come sleep in your house after?
>s-sure no problem honey

>>11307337
California will go red in the coming years. All socialists shitholes collapse under their own weight eventually.

>>11307274
>is finding pleasure in pleasing other women
Impossible, you will drive yourself insane doing such a thing.

Also you have to be a girl to be a lesbian, RKG. Still no proof that you even have tits.

>>11307163
>unamerican
Imagine being such a cucked bootlicker statist you have to justify your personal liberty through identification with a spook like the American country
It's not unamerican, it's inherently American to oppress, the state is a spook. it's your own fucking right to use your property as you see fit without (((government))) intervention

>>11307343
I think the best div growers for the next decade will be AAPL, MSFT, TXN and SBUX

>>11307391
>American
*Cracks can, sips*
I remember when that meant something. *Sips, ahh* Those were the days but I still got it even after all these years.

>>11307357
#:^)

>>11307400
apple is a meme fad worse than tesla.

>>11307420
I'm a freshmen at a very black university and I've discovered two things
>I fucking hate nigger music
>Black people use exclusively apple products
Long apple as long as the government is giving free monies

>>11307409
>tfw I missed the greatest generation in 1776
;_;

>>11307420
A company who's revenue is over $61 billion per quarter is not a meme


Alright biz, i need your sage advice: my gf and i are on the rocks. she's a solid 7.69837 but amazing personality. we want different things in life and its probably not going to work out long term. I met this smokeshow 8.999999 (repeating of course) at the bar, giant titties and probably a whore. she wants to bang. is it worth it?

>>11307490
Bang but keep it on the down low and try to make sure they don't know before you go in and do the dirty.

Which one are you /smg/?

>>11307490
Gonna need tit pics

>>11307490
>>11307529
Yah exactly, if you're already going to fuck off just bang both and don't tell either of them. It'll probably last for a while and has no downsides (except karmic eternal return).

>>11307529
>>11307490
Meant to say, make sure they don't know each other before you go for the lay. If there is one thing I have learned in life is that women talk and you can't trust them with secrets ever.

>>11307553
Posting from mobile

>>11307613
>>11307553
same person, i crossed out her chubby guy friend and her other friend

they don't know each other but they met at the bar. she knows I have a GF but still wants to bang

>>11307613
>8.9/10
Mate....

>>11307613
W..why is that photo from 1998? If she already looked like that 20 years ago, she's got to be going on what, 50?

>>11307548
>low test has bigger forehead
bigger foreheads are associated with higher test you fuck

>>11307642
its a stupid filter

>>11307613
the picture is dated 98, shes what, 900 now?

>>11307490
apple is a fad that may not blow over now, or next 5 years, but it will blow over. so will facebook/insta/snap/garbage

>>11306810
Positive for the week now. Thanks ALT!

>>11307490
>. I met this smokeshow 8.999999 (repeating of course)
dude 0.9999.... = 1 so why not just say 9?

>>11307613
Disgusting

>>11307490
Don't throw away something you have over petty nothings. Find out if your differences have substance before dicking a slut.

>>11307674
she's not a 9 tho, but she's about as close as it gets

also, ranking is subject, especially considering different locations. she'd be a 10+ in the midwest, in LA she could be considered a 6-7. where i am, its an 8.999

>>11307705
she wants marriage and kids and I want no marriage, no kids and to retire early. thats about as substantive as you can get

>>11307705
Or he could just dick the slut and not tell his gf.

>>11307721
>she's not a 9 tho, but she's about as close as it gets
what I mean is 8.99999=9 if there is no terminating decimal

>>11307457
They unconsciously gravitate and appropriate anything white. Whites unconsciously move away from said thing, even liberals. The ghettos of today were the white neighborhoods of yesterday. Once the niggers move to the white neighborhood the whites will gentrify the ghetto. Wash rinse repeat. There’s already a fair amount who are buying McMansions. Those 4000 sqft trailer houses will be crack dens in 20 years. People really do want to be with their own kind.

May or may not have information indicating that this will be $1+ next week

>>11307732
How old are you?

>>11307732
Sounds like your gf is based and youre a sour goy

I think there are at least a couple anons holding RIV bags in this thread so I figured to do a long range TA for them and a reality check on how weed IPOs go in the dude weed:

Dude weed IPOs that do not pop straight up right out of the gate and maintain momentum for a week+ (like CWEB) have a tendency to consolidate after sell off over a period of about a month, followed by violent rising trend to ultimate short term peak. You can see this on listings like GTII and Tilray. Tilray looks like a parabola straight up from listing when you're zoomed out, but that was not the case. Look closer and you will see that Tilray hit an initial high of $34.10 within two days of listing, bled out to a low of $21.90 before establishing solid support and starting the The Run™ to $299. Pic related GTII was a more extreme case (in terms of initial drop) peaking at $16.85, dump to $8.45, cup and handle pattern formed, then shoot to $32.50.

The reason I keep harping on about RIV is that this is no shit stock penny gamble. Their holdings are doing well; TerrAscend went parabolic this week, Livewell just announced an acquisition today, RIV has over 100 million in cash sitting around waiting to be chucked at something anytime they wish, and papa Canopy Growth has held up very well under sell pressure this week.

In other words, HODL this bastard at least until you break even. It won't be very long to wait.

>tfw hodling through volatility
>tfw genuinely unconcerned with short term price action

i will never sell these stocks until the science is compromised
i don't care if I'm red for days or weeks at a time, as long as the long term picture stays the same

>>11307365
>>11307200
If you're in an open relationship where your partner is having sex with other people and you aren't, then yes, you are a pathetic cuck
But if you're both fucking other people and both agree that you would rather it be an open relationship, then it isn't an issue, imo

>>11307732
35 current gf is 26, other grill is 25

>>11307778
this may be true

>>11307816
She’ll find dick she likes better, or a man that “listens to her.” She’ll quickly leave your ass for him after the first fight you guys have.

>>11307732
Looking back on your life you will regret that. But do what you want, its your life.

>>11307832
Assuming that your gf would "find someone better" by default and also thinking there's no possibility that you could do the same is more an indication of your own poor self-esteem than anything else

>>11307773
>>11307830
replied to wrong post muh bad

>>11307830
>35
Jesus, your a fucking Boomer. Your GF has the right idea. Time to sit your ass down somewhere.

>>11307830
I never wanted kids. I fucking hated them. Then I turned 36 and practically over night my biological clock started kicking me in the dick. It’s literally all I think about now and I spend most of my time trying to get my shit together so I can have a family.

>>11307856
>not knowing about the grass being greener
It doesn’t matter if it really is. All that matters is she thinks it is.
Either way your disgusting regularly for putting your dick where another guy recently came.

>>11307769
ok. i'll bite. what is it?

>>11307780

Now take a gander at the volume on RIV after the initial listing dump. Steady decline, buy volume gone, seller volume decreasing by 25% or more on each respective sell spike. MACD convergence on the low volume slow bleed.

If this ticker trades alone similar lines to the other examples, it should see a period of relative flat off whatever the low winds up being, very tentative reversal to rising trend, then explode to wherever its going.

>>11307880
men fucking other men will only become more normalized and socially acceptable with time
traps are already very popular on the internet, and soon enough, people who are into traps will stop pretending they're straight out of convenience and acknowledge their bisexuality

>>11308037
so long hrt research?

>>11308094
anime -> traps (pretending they're women) -> traps (acknowledging they're men) -> twinks -> men

>>11308037
>>11308136
Can you please just fucking die already?

>>11308150
not until you post your portfolio

>>11307780
>>11307955
You deserve more (you)s cause you’re the only person in here who isn’t shitposting off topic.

>>11308136
thats a slipery slope...

>>11308162
>mfw already self-insert as a girl in anime
>>11308136
i can agree with that

>>11308158
I hold stocks for months at a time, so there isn't too much for me to talk about when those particular securities aren't moving in price

>>11308037
tfw I can’t stand gays and believe homosexuality is a psyop in order to destabilize western society but I’m unironically bisexual and have had sex with multiple men

>>11308213
your issue likely isn't with gays, it's with "gay culture" (aka SJWs/the left wing)
the LGBT community is seen as a highly left-wing demographic, but your sexual orientation is entirely independent of your political views
the idea that you have to identify as a member of a broader "LGBT community" and have left-wing political views just because you're bisexual is an idea shilled by left wing politicians to monopolize an increasingly large demographic of voters

Pink Pistols is a good example of the fact that not all gay people have to be SJWs

Why is the volume sky high on OGEN but it didn't move? Is there still something coming next week?

>>11308272
take your faggy shit back to /b/

>tcf I triggered the pump into next week
/comphy/

>>11308037
People who are into traps definitely won't go full homo since they prefer something that looks like a chick in the first place. Besides, nothing is hotter than having a passable ladyboy submit to you and be your bitch. I mean they literally love it when you push their shit in with a big fat meaty dick. I mean in this day and age, trannies are literally better of being little bitches than men.

>>11308324
It's volume has been going down, it's probably going to go back down and then up.

r8 my graph

>>11308663
That last spike is terrifying, did you sell?

>>11308688
yeah, got lucky on ogen
i'm a penny whore

>>11308663
>$300
nevergunnamakeit

Account finally went through on robinhood. What buy orders should I set for Monday.

I've got a thousand I'm willing to play with from pelgrants since scholarships covered tuition.

>>11308734
i only need to double my money 19 times then you'll be sorry

I don't want to fuck a trap but I want a trap to suck my dick. Is this gay?

>>11308768
>i only need to double my money 19 times then you'll be sorry

I love that trading meme. Just need to double up x amount of times and then we'll see what we'll see. Easy!

>>11308837
You think this is a joke? People double their money on here all the time, you better watch out son. This pot bubble has let me double my money at least once.

>>11306881
Hey, talking about brazil, if you own anything that can be traced back to brazil, there is a major panic risk this sunday because of the first election wave

>>11307158

Looks like Aurora is filing for the NYSE instead of the nasdaq.

https://www.newcannabisventures.com/aurora-cannabis-appears-headed-to-the-new-york-stock-exchange/

Securities typically start trading 1.5-2 weeks after submitting this form.

>>11308859
>This pot bubble has let me double my money at least once.

Do it 19 more times in a row! EASY PEASY.

>>11308873

Also, for historical perspective on Canadian dude weed listings on major US exchanges; CGC and CRON both gapped up on first day then hit choppy bearish waters for a while. Probably the thing to do is either sell the gap up open or trailing stop loss your gains made on that day.

>>11308688
My body is ready...

NWL is looking pretty tasty rn

Interviewing with Google on Monday.
Wish me luck, famalam.

>>11308707
>yeah, got lucky on ogen
>tfw you're down 50%

>>11307613
That fucking duckface, anon you're an fucking retard if you wanna drop what sounds like a nice chick for this cum bucket. fuck and release.

>>11308882
Y-y-yeah, it can happen... I'm gonna make it, y-yo-you g-g-got that. You'll see when I post pics of my new lambo in the future.

It's a three-day weekend from the Stock Market. At least I can take a much-needed break from AAAAAAAAAAAAAing.

>>11308873
NYSE is the "we didn't really make it" exchange

>>11308997
Its open monday mate, are you ready to get justed earlier?

>>11309020
You know it would have been a lot funnier just not to tell him and see his reaction Tuesday when he gets justed.

>>11308959

We will cruise the streets in our HOT used Toyota Corollas until then.

>>11309091
>tfw that is exactly what I drive now
You don't even know me but you know me too well. Yes, we will ride until then shiny and chrome.

>>11307613
it’s pretty hard to tell with the eyes blacked out my dude

that being said if you’re 35 and banging chicks who are 10 years younger you’re kind of a creep 2bh

I found $5 on the ground and bought 2 lottery tickets
See you guys in a few million dollars

>>11309203
Hey, banging a chick 10 years younger than you doesn't make you a creep. I mean women are attracted to older guys naturally so what does that say?

>>11309203
Wanna know how I know you’re still a teenager?

>>11308162
Haha, I began as a homosexual, then found anime, now married to a woman.
Beat the curve, yet again.

>>11309274
because he is posting on /biz/?

>>11309203
Anything over 21 is free game my friendo

>>11309282
this guy gets it

God damn this week was rough, lads.

>>11309301
Yes sir. If you can imagine, I thought the semiconductor dip was last week.
Oh no. Oh no indeed.

>>11308927
good luck

>>11309282
This but what most people don't realize is that young women are only good for fucking or having babies with. Young women these days have just had their heads filled up with garbage.

Protip here guys, buy ALLK while it's still cheap. Hodl for 3-4 months min

>>11309301
Yeah, this week was bullshit

>have to take Achieving Academic Excellence course
>gives me a paragraph from fucking Harry Potter to practice reading comprehension
Holy fuck the absolute state of American education. My head hurts from this stupid shit.

>>11306960
>3DPD
Neck yourself, normalfag.

>>11309280
You need to be over 19 for most brokers I believe. I can't vouch for cryptoshites though.

>>11309351
>>11309301
Honestly, this week had me a bit nervous. I bought NBEV again but this time fomo'ing in at 8.88 and got rid of it today in the morning when it shot over 9 but I'm glad to be rid of it right now because it might rocket or it might sink like a brick strapped to dead whore who OD'ed and got dumped in a river.

If youre not holding a big fat sack of ACB i feel bad for you son.

>>11308747

Someone give me something please, I want to put my money to work for me.

>>11309397

>>11306974
>I dated a girl who became a lesbian after I was done with her.
you must either have a comically small penis or be a söyboy

>>11309301
I'm feeling it also senpai,

I took my yolo cash and threw back into index funds when my meme stock hit stop loss.

A lot of red

>>11309473

SPY puts

>>11309511
>my meme stock
Hope that shit was no more than 6% of your overall portfolio, son.

I really want to give something back to my dad , he's growing old and still has to work hard for the family. I want to introduce him to investing but I'm afraid of what might happen.

>>11309542
I'm still kinda confused how options work though, care to explain?

>>11309559
it was 4%. I still don't like seeing red

>>11309580

nvm then stay away from them you will get burned.

BUY LODE
U
Y

L
O
D
E

alright who made this video?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IOQpribnNPs

Belly for LABU LABU

>>11309282
I’m not saying it’s illegal or even morally wrong or anything, but in my opinion anything over a 3 year age gap is a little creepy

>>11309580

It is very easy to lose huge amounts of your position on poorly placed or even just bad luck options trades when you don't really know what you're doing. I don't recommend messing with them until you've got a good grasp of how stock trading normal shares works and are able to be consistently profitable.

As for which stocks to look at, that depends on your risk tolerance and type of trading you want to do; day, swing, long, short. Common beginner trading style is mostly long holds with some small amount of your portfolio, maybe 15-20%, devoted to higher risk swing trades.

If you want to low risk long hold, you go with ETFs or blue chip companies on steady long term uptrends. If you want to play it fast and loose with risk; weed stocks & biopharma, smaller the market cap the better because fuck it. For names, just lurk the thread. Anons talk about everything from blue chippies to penny dumpster fire pump and dumps every day.

>>11309565

Just steer him towards stable, safe, long term, low risk. Boomer strats.

>>11309274
wanna know how I know your life is sad? Wanna know how I know women your age don’t take you seriously? Wanna know how I know significant nativity is required for women to be interested in you?

>>11309752

Guaranteed your opinion on that will change as you age. See, you get older but your taste stays the same. Men who like MILFS don't count, they were in to grannies when they were young too.

>>11309804
I guarantee it wont because it’s something my dad instilled in me and still preaches at age 60

>>11309588
I feel your pain.

>>11309730
Kek
>>11309801
>being this triggered
Sure go ahead kid

down like 2.5% this week only made 4.7% my first year in stocks. fml

buying qqq and growth etfs and not even looking at it until next year will probably do better

>>11309580
Buy KO to get ur feet wet
MSFT for some stable excitement
TQQQ to invoke the dark arts

>>11308921

>>11309752
>a 55 year old dating a 60 year old is creepy

age gaps don't matter if both people are over 20 years old

>>11309862
sorry that the truth hurts bud, but it should have been pretty obvious given that you whore for attention on an animu image board as if anyone cares about you personally

I hear they have a lot of guns in texas, maybe go get one and kill yourself

>>11309919
That’s it? Lol. I thought you were gonna enlightened me as to why I’m such a poorfag loser incel so I could change my life, all while trying to convince yourself you’re not just as much of an attention whore who trolls for (you)s on the same imageboard. Stay mad kid.

>>11309919
What if we just talk about stocks and the market instead of this faggotry?

>>11309801
Cringe

>>11310013

Fucking three day weekends (leaf). I don't mind the break but I've got some stuff on the burner that I need resolution to. The dude weed is right on the brink of breaking towards second leg of bull run or bearish until 2019.

>>11310013
markets closed shitlord it’s namefaggot /soc/ power hour now

tfw you reduce your cost basis

IS IT SAFE TO BUY IN FNGU AGAIN? OR DO I DRUNK BUY AND FORGET ABOUT IT? PLS TEXT ME ABCK

>>11310067

JUST BUY IT NYA

>>11310067
hello sir Im your fngu consultant
Basically its a strong buy right now
I threw another grande on it today

>>11310011
>I thought you were gonna enlightened me as to why I’m such a poorfag loser incel so I could change my life
sorry dude you’re beyond my help

suicide will help though

Why does Robinhood suck at displaying even the most basic information

>>11310107
EMBRACE THE MINIMALISM

>>11310107
You get what you pay for

>>11310094
Lel. You sound like you’re 12. Anyway I’m not gonna shit up the thread anymore so I’ll just turn 360 and walk away. Goodnight kid.

>>11310210
GOODNIGHT TEXAS ANON!!

>>11310293
fat girls gross me out

>>11308927
you no need luck! you got this!

>>11310310
please analyze the volume on the spy towards the end of the day and afterhours

is it a good indicator for monday fampai?

>>11306742
>>11306837
i think he genuinely wants to buy back the stock and he's driving down the price to do so. once it's at like 150/share, he'll buy it back and then the SEC has no authority anymore.

Time for bed anons!
You do want to be up bright and early tomorrow right?

>>11310371
basically three things stuck out

1- volume pattern from last two days were nearly exactly the same
2-Dumps were nearly 50% less effective than pumps end of day

A 71k SPY dump moved the price ~34c
While a 50k SPY pump moved price ~48c

this shows bears are starting to get super exhausted

3- the move to 286 was for to fill the August 19th Gap


all this together makes me slightly bullish bias

>>11310649
where is good place to search for how to read volume?

and is bid ask spread only available if you have broker you pay for?

>>11310649
this is why youre my favorite poster and the darling mascot of smg
thnx

>>11310692
Tdameritrade has no minimum. I have an acc I use for ask/bid data.

>>11310701
awsome, good to know, hard to find bid/ask with volumes, without a paywall

although now that i have a couple thousand, maybe I need to move away from robinhood anyways....

>>11310698
Why? She makes mega bad trades and is constantly making low IQ posts. She even lost money on HMNY and that is a low IQ stock.

>>11310722
I still use RH desu, except for meme international pharma penny stocks.

>>11310772
RH doesnt have a spread though

How does it feel to win both the house and the senate /biz/? We'll still be having more Republicans than Democrats even in the house.
You believe that this would be a good thing, but the fact of the matter is that the stock market is going to implode and good luck dealing with all that shit once unemployment skyrockets to fucking Greece levels.

>>11310835
You're delusional if you think republicans can win the house, but the Senate is a safe bet

>>11306685
loading hard as fuck on that stock right now. going to ride it to retirement. MSFT is secretly an ETF.

>>11310768
shes nice and indulges me in my requests for her analysis
why the animosity?

> Free trade agreement announced at the beginning of week
> Stocks close red for the week on Friday

Can't predict this shit.

>>11310915
microsoft doenst make anything anymore. they said windows 10 was the last OS. its over.

https://www.theverge.com/2015/5/7/8568473/windows-10-last-version-of-windows

>>11310965
>its over.

We'll see how their regular update/no new OS policy goes. I kind of like it. You never knew what the fuck you were going to have to deal with every time MS made another version of Windows that everything had to be updated to.

>>11310899
Considering how badly the dems fucked up this time, I think it'll be a bad memory in people's minds. The Republican base however is fired the hell up.

>>11311004
https://lifehacker.com/back-up-windows-10-before-installing-the-october-update-1829556930

Ya much better

Bros I just dropped everything I had into different weed and penny stocks. I'm either going to be a millionaire or kms I think. I'm getting good vibes on the weed hype though, people saying "weed is the new btc" on forums and shit. Lots of shitcoins went from $.04 to over a dollar. Not to mention many of the weed companies are legitimate businesses already making money.

>>11311016
>Ya much better

Welp. Better get around to learning Linux then.

>>11311021
Do you mean Temple OS?

>>11308921
>NWL

who would buy this? they are not even financially healthy and their dividends are at risk. also future performance is poor. I would short this stock.

>>11311059
I used to use SWS but it's unironically trash

Cancel your subscription and use finviz like a non brainlet

>>11311059
>>11311064
Basing your opinions off that image is worse than reading seeking alpha or stock twits
Kill yourself or make a change

>>11311019

Good luck anon. Remember to sell the top or at least don't desperation ride your way aaaaaallllllll the way down.

I've been going over simulations of the chart patterns on the dude weed recently, trying to figure out if the top is in and things are already leaning towards bear market, or whether there will be another pump before it's done. The positive bit of that is I think I found a weakness in my usual TA routine that can be easily corrected. Under new sim tested strategy, I am getting a fairly clear signals that CGC and a few others are going to inflate once more*. Today was first time trading cash with modified strategy and it said buy dip we going back up for a bit. So I did.

*not CRON. CRON is reading bearish continuation for short term under new TA strat. Tilray is looking neutral pending confirmation- wait for signal. ACB is weak bearish but will most likely have a gap up to sell immediately on the first day of NYSE listing.

>>11311059
I like their brands :3

>>11311064
>>11311069

would still short after looking at their earnings. they are losing money and they have debt.

>>11311083
Yeah, another good thing about weed stocks is they aren't all tied to bitcoin like crypto was. NBEV is looking very bullish to me even with the volatility. I've got buy orders @ $5 but I don't think it's going back that low $20+ EOM I bet, maybe higher. Also looking into all the other CBD plays out there. That sector is hype right now.

>>11311194
>he doesnt know Carl icahn is going to turn it around

>>11306960
>associating yuri with 3DPD
It's really sad.

>>11307188
Lesbian here.

Just a reminder that we are taking over. The fact is women have NEVER been attracted to men: we needed them for protection, economic support and procreation, and sex is what we traded for those things (or they just raped us).

But now? First-world men have been totally domesticated, so no need to worry about violence. We're taking over the work force too, so we can provide for ourselves. And medical science has made procreative sex totally unnecessary; we can just buy the sperm (with our superior earnings) and have it cleanly injected without getting within ten feet of a penis.

Women are naturally more attracted to other women. Who wouldn't be? We're beautiful, soft and smooth and curvy, basically the opposite of hairy oafish ape-like men. And we know how to please each other like no man ever could. Lesbian sex can last for hours.

Every day more and more "straight" girls are being turned. The world of the future is where a small number of strong men act as our designated studs and the rest of you losers are eunuchs designated for manual labor exclusively. Deal with it.

>>11311492
Men are 60% more intelligent. 80% more pain resistant and at least 65% stronger than females. Whats your point?

>>11309338
>>11310310
Thanks guys :)

>>11307420
Thread ending reminder that October is going to be one of the craziest earnings months ever and Apple is going to Godlike-Beat because of Apple Watch 4. Also AMD to 45, Intel to 55, Amazon to 2200.

>>11310965
kek, AutoCad did that a couple years ago

so instead of a one time buy of a new version of software every year, you pay a yearly subscription to use their product

and ever since ADSK did that, their profits have skyrocketed


if MSFT wants to do the same thing, then i dont think that will hurt one bit

>>11311019
if you want to gamble that bad just buy a fucking lottery ticket

>>11311516
dang head hunted from 2 companies? good job so far, and good luck (like you even need it)

anyone getting ready to bake a new bread? or dead thread tonight?

>>11311492
kek, the "ideal" male body is unironically and empirically better looking than the "ideal" women, from a aesthetic standpoint, and a physical labor standpoint as well

only reason women are attractive is from massive biological incentives, and feels good to put your dick in one

I'm as strait as any man can get, but aside from procreation the average physical features of women is not that great compared to men (although propagation of the species can arguably be the most important feature any human can have)

>>11310965
>>11310915
Assuming that Trump doesn't destroy the NSA, which he wont, the big data companies that are on bed with it will always be relatively safe long as the US exists. They might go down in stocks, they might hit a floor for a while, but if you ask me which industry is 100% free from any crash or bubble for the next 50 years, its the big data companies such as MS, Google, Apple.
All the info of the fucking world. All the data you scrapped about stocks here is a grain of sand in Google's, Microsoft's and Apple's beaches of information.

>>11311058
Didnt the creator of TempleOS suicide a month ago?

>>11311707
died a month or so ago, dontthink it was suicide, not 100% sure tho

MSFT is the jewel of my portfolio
it permeates all layers of society
its revenue streams are infinite

BUY

why would anyone buy FAANG right now
they're the most overpriced stocks in the most overpriced sector of the entire stock market at near ATH levels during a 10 year bullrun

>>11311707
>>11311720
It was a train death. The vast majority of train deaths are suicides.
Rest in piece Terry.

>>11311784
>yet another small spec thinks faang is overvalued
Ill see you from my yacht

>>11311720
There was a lot of talk on /g/ about him supposedly about a man who fits Terry's description walking into the path of a moving train in the general vicinity of the place where he last posted his last (and melancholic) youtube video.
But its hard to get an ID due to none of his family living around of caring about him.

>>11309301
IGC

>>11309301
Was there any GOOD stock this week?
What happened?

>>11311492
This person is either a cuck posting his fetish or a mentally ill transbian posting his impotent fantasies about the future

>>11311492
lesbian (male) here, you are absolutely correct

>>11308927
Show them who gets your back 1.9999scoops

>>11311831
>yacht
So that's what you're planning to call the tent you'll live in at the homeless encampment under the freeway overpass, trading bjs for liquor every day with only the fond memories of /smg/ to keep you going?

>>11311707
>suicide
thats exactly what the glow in darks want you to think. Rest in peace terry, he fought the good fight

>>11311059
What about this one?

>>11312397
MNGA

IGC was a scam

>>11311503
>>11311667
>>11311913
>>11311918
>unironically replying to a copypasta

>>11309730
>This is not Financial Advice, if you loose all your shit don't sue me because I'll be poor too.

>>11312534
I'm so glad someone realized it was stale pasta

>>>11312712
>>>11312712
>>>11312712
Let's get some discussion going.

>>11312487
of course it was

>>11312549
Nothing is financial advice