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STRAP IN MARINES
ITS FUCKING HAPPENING TONIGHT!!!!

>> No.11309666

>>11309665
https://twitter.com/chainlink/status/1048390792371294210

>> No.11309670
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HOLY SHIT
THIS IS HUGE

>> No.11309676

Oh look
The price does nothing

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>>11309665

>> No.11309682

OH SHIT

>> No.11309683
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>>11309665
https://docs.chain.link/docs/available-oracles
HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>> No.11309684

>>11309665
WTF ITS REAL

>> No.11309687

Click the docs. Live on Ropsten. Not main net

>> No.11309689

>>11309678
It just happened. Give it 10 mins

>> No.11309690

>>11309665
AAAASAARRRGGHH

>> No.11309691

>>11309676
hahahahaha no linkers on suicide watch. keep waiting for that dip.

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MY DICK IS HARDER THAN IT'S EVER BEEN

>> No.11309696

>>11309666
>that reply linking to a /biz/ screenshot

>> No.11309703
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>>11309665
I TOLD U TO STRAP IN MARINES

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>> No.11309707

>>11309665
>>11309666
>>11309683
>>11309691
Prepare yourselves for the coordinated Reddit shills again

>> No.11309713
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11309713

We're gonna make it frens

>> No.11309721

>>11309665
checked

>> No.11309723
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>>11309676

>> No.11309729

This is a false alarm. Dump imminent

>> No.11309732

⬡

>> No.11309736
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>> No.11309737

>>11309723
So it dumped some
Kek

>> No.11309745

>>11309687
>not knowing how to greentext
gtfo reddit fag

>> No.11309746
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11309746

YOU GUYS TOLD ME IT WAS JUST A JSON PARSER WTF

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3 Major American shipping providers in that tweet.

Really makes you think

>> No.11309759

Bump

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>> No.11309777

>>11309762
absolutely kekked

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>>11309762

>> No.11309785

>>11309777
checked $876 EOY

>> No.11309789
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>>11309762
very soon the day will come when memeing channers don't get anywhere close to top comment on chainlink tweets

savor this we are all going to make it

>> No.11309795

>>11309707
> link gets positive news yet again
> "hodlers on this board being enthusiastic must be totally engineered and artificial and / or from reddit"
> these same fudders will tell you no one knows about it even on reddit in other threads
What I want you to do is leave this board, find a nice quiet place and dig your eyes out of their sockets with your thumbs. Just so that I can have the peace of mind knowing that there will be one less brainlet posting on this board.

>> No.11309797

Somebody gib a rundown of what this means for a brainlet

>> No.11309802

>>11309789
we're called anons, child.

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>>11309797

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>>11309789
>mfw i'm naming my 50k node "hitlerdidnothingwrong"

>> No.11309819

>>11309795
I'm talking about the people who leech information from here and post it on Reddit, you absolute brainlet

>> No.11309830

>>11309666
WHAT THE FUCK!!! MY LINK!!!

EDIT: NEVERMIND, THOUGHT SOME ONE STOLE IT. IT WAS JUST MY BAGS RISING UP TO THE MOON, IS ALL. THIS IS GREAT!!!!!

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>>11309665
>tfw to inteligent for other cryptos

>> No.11309835

>If you want additional security and reliability for your smart contract's triggering events, Chainlink’s decentralized oracle networks allow you to consume the same type of data from multiple data sources. By consuming data from multiple sources in this decentralized manner, your contract is able to have additional assurance that the data provided is indeed accurate.

I like how they are wording/marketing the network. No reason for anyone to use a centralized oracle anymore.

>> No.11309840

Are you kidding me. Chainlink ignites the bull run waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa⬡Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

>> No.11309854

>>11309665
This is it boys

>> No.11309855
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>pajeets already targeting chainlink tweets

>> No.11309867

Yall are retarded. Dogecoin is the only important meme coin

>> No.11309895

>The required payment to receive data from this chainlink is 1 LINK.

What did they mean by this?

>> No.11309902

>>11309895
It means gib me a linkie you stinkie

>> No.11309915

>>11309895
Means when LINK is $1000 that you will need to send 0.00035 LINK

>> No.11309962

>>11309665
rofl

we are all unironically rich

>> No.11309965

>>11309895
they set the payment required for the testnet 1 testnet LINK
you can get infinite LINK from the faucet so it doesnt matter

>> No.11309967

Just look how thin that order book is...

>> No.11309972

>>11309967
was just about to post this, there are basically no link for sale on binance anymore

this is fucking incredible

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>>11309665

>> No.11309983

>>11309665
JSON PARSE THESE NUTZ ON YOUR CHIN

>> No.11309999

>>11309762
Holy kek

>> No.11310000

>>11309815
Can someone other than Hitler handle my smart contract?

>> No.11310003

The dump is coming
Don’t hold LINK tomorrow

>> No.11310010
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>>11309762

>> No.11310022

Niggas we 5.8k sats aaaaaaa

>> No.11310024

anyone know if theres going to be a livestream somewhere of Sergey's talk later tonight? Looking forward to jacking off to it.

>> No.11310036

>>11310003
I am a whale. I know uncle oldfag. We will suppress the price in a coordinated attack

>> No.11310052

>>11310036
>suppressing the price
i thought chainlink was shit and it was going back to 15c?

LOLOLOLOLOL

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11310062

>tfw wont make it because Im a third worlder with only 100 linkies

At least you you guys will make it, frens

>> No.11310070

Ok I'm convinced, just bought 1k link suicide insurance

>> No.11310071

>>11309762
Fucking glorious. A+

>> No.11310074

>>11310000
>>11309999
He is here. Praise kek.

>> No.11310084

There’s no way I’m hitting 2 million dollars after a 500 dollar investment
1k ain’t happening

>> No.11310095

Never thought I’d say this but

It’s happening tonight!!! And every fucking night!! Strap the fuck on !!

>> No.11310099

>>11310084
It's happening.

>> No.11310105

>>11309819
Oh wow, yeah that was retarded of me. Sorry, been fighting fudders the last few days.

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>>11310070
>he bought
kek it's dumping now

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>>11309777
>>11309999

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>>11309723
oh look, now it's only 75% down from its ATH

>> No.11310117

Repeat after me: buy the rumor, sell the news.

>> No.11310124
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>> No.11310128

>>11310099
I don’t see it
That kind of pump sounds impossible

>> No.11310144

I MADE A HUNDRA RACKS OFF OF BEETCOIN

>> No.11310150

>>11310036
>Chainlink is shit
>Needing to coordinate an attack to suppress the price

Choose one, nigger.

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11310164

>history books will literally call this time period the Linktober

When did you realize we are living in the meme timeline?

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>>11310000
>>11309815

Quads and that reply, my sides

>> No.11310167

>>11310144
(BIT)

>> No.11310172

>>11310036
Some of you nolinkies are alright
Don't go to CMC tomorrow

>> No.11310181

>>11309972
>>11309967
Doesn’t binance hold a couple hundred million Link? Aren’t they going to keep the price down as the bots sell?

>> No.11310197

>>11309762

Kek, so based

>> No.11310202

>>11310172
KEK

>> No.11310206

holy fuck my funds are on hold and I didn't buy linkies and can't for 17 days.

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11310221

>tfw no boom

>> No.11310222

>>11310062
You WILL make it fren. It will take many years, but you will see green.

>> No.11310228

>>11309972
then explain all the market selling
little 20-100 buys to keep the ticker price steady, but constant market selling of thousands of tokens

>> No.11310238

>>11310206
RIP fren

>> No.11310270

>>11310062
Post that fucking wallet bro. Let’s all send this guy 10 linkies as tribute to Sergey

>> No.11310289

>>11310270

>Implying I would ever send $100000 to a filthy fucking foreigner

>> No.11310313

>>11310270
Here it is, anon: 0xB7822D624cD4e8CC186dDea4626107e787153f47

>> No.11310318

$100k 2021 Check em

>> No.11310331

>>11310313
>0xB7822D624cD4e8CC186dDea4626107e787153f47
Are you kidding me? I honestly don't know what to say to people like you...80$ in crypto...what the hell dude, you should be putting all you have into this shit if you wanna make it.

>> No.11310335

>>11309797

We just ushered in the 3rd Industrial Revolution

>> No.11310432

>>11310331
As I said im a third worlder. Already invested everything I had. Had $300 at the top but then got JUSTED

>> No.11310433

>>11310270
>>11310062
nice fucking scam pajeet lmao

Also hilarious how there's around 20 threads about LINK right now and there's zero movement on any exchange, you guys are fucking delusional

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>>11310433

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>>11310238
I just bought $500 of ETH to hopefully buy 500 worth of chain link in 15 days.
Should I put up more?

Will I make it?

>> No.11310465

NIGGAS IFFY UH
BLICKY GOT THE STIFFY UH
GOT BLICKY UH
DRUM IT HOLD FIFTY UH

>> No.11310485

>>11310465
SEEERRRRRRRRRRGEEEEEEEEEEYYYYYYYY

>> No.11310524

lol api integrations, what a joke

>> No.11310547

>>11310524
Seriously. Wtf is this? It's just centralized oracles by the CL team? It's not like their are live nodes providing the data.

>> No.11310554

>>11309797
Literally nothing. UPS, Fedex, and DHL arent even on binance. Just sold 100k

>> No.11310557

Swing traders will literally never recover from this. If your bag isn't loaded now you're fucked.

>> No.11310570

lmao literally the news you've all been waiting for and it only pumps 10%. How does it feel to have it validated that shtilink is just a scam that you idiots are holdings bags of?

>> No.11310583

>>11310570
They probably don't feel anything since they don't realize they are getting fucked over. They are that stupid.

>> No.11310610

>>11310570
It’s not mainnet announcemt retard

>> No.11310631

>>11310570
When you kill yourself there will be no one at your funeral.

fucking nolinker

>> No.11310758

>>11310432
Damn, people have it rough in third world shitholes...I'm not sending you shit but best of luck.

>> No.11311161

>>11310172
We are crashing it right now

>> No.11311730

>>11309762
Memeing le epic style @DeepestLore!
Good job reddit!

>> No.11311739

So now is the worst time ever to buy LINK? Just the other day I thought 'maybe there really is something to Chainlink, /biz/ was right about BTC after all' and now this happens.

>> No.11311744

>>11311739
yup you missed it, this is the peak

>> No.11311746

>>11311739
its just a meme

>> No.11311816

>>11310117
I know you're right but...
I can't find the balls to fuck with my stinkies bro

>> No.11312569

>>11311739
Now is the worst time ever? Its fucking 35 cents each dumb faggot. you know what kill yourself dumbass.

>> No.11312573

>>11311739
Fucking newfag, kill yourself.

>> No.11312594

>>11312569
>>11312573
Why don't you guys just kiss?

>> No.11312601

>>11311739
>>11312594
Cringe

>> No.11312614

>>11312601
You can join too

>> No.11312649

>>11312569
>>11312573
simmer down poojeets

>> No.11312662

>>11312649
I was gonna go to sleep but now I can't. Idk why people are so mean

>> No.11312776

>>11309687
20907 txs on ropsten.. i think it was a mere 3000 not too long ago. things are starting to ramp up

>> No.11312784

>>11309762
*sip**ääehh* Now that's a quality meme

>> No.11312807

>>11309665
Priced in

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>>11312662
because they are bitter. go to sleep fren and have a good night. there will be new threads when you wake up

>> No.11312825

Alright, so that's a wrap. See you at the conference in a few days

>> No.11312856

>>11310117
This.

Will be loading up more next week. Thanks for playing lads

>> No.11312860

>>11312594
>>11312614
>>11312649
stupid fucking question. This idiot just asked if its too late to buy in and this is at 35 cents. I cant tell if its greed or just straight up stupidity but I do know one thing, you are fucking retarded.

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>>11312810
>there will be new threads when you wake up
they will. they always are ...

>> No.11312879

LINK is garbage

>> No.11313169

>>11311739
>35 cents
>worst time to buy

>> No.11313221

solidity dev here, just looked at the chainlink code. completely useless. Gas fees will be too high to have any use whatsoever.

oh and the devs own 60% of tokens.

i'm out

>> No.11313226

>>11313221
Okay

>> No.11313229

>>11313221
Hyperledger dev here. I agree Ethereum is shit that's why it's best to use Chainlink with Hyperledger.

>> No.11313231

>huge
>nothing of value is produced

let's stay poor. /biz/ is such trash.

>> No.11313896

>>11309777
>>11309999
kek is here

>> No.11313910

>>11310222
hole shit checked
i feel much better about my small LINK stack

>> No.11313912

>>11313231
;_;

>> No.11313935

>>11313221
Ranjizzle my pajizzle nizzle for sizzle! I haven't seen you shitting this street in a coon's age. House the Hell are you, sirs?

>> No.11313981

>>11309999
>>11310000
MY SPIRIT WILL RISE FROM THE GRAVE
AND THE WORLD WILL KNOW:

I WAS RIGHT

>> No.11314029

>>11309762
*sips*eäähh* this is the kind of utility I truly respect

>> No.11314109

>>11309665
Literally nothing, that api is public.

>> No.11314189

>>11313221
And yet the guy who invented solidity thinks chainlink is the tits.
https://github.com/ethereumbook/ethereumbook/blob/38643cf987ffbbccf35dc50920b6ad084b8c987c/oracles.asciidoc

>> No.11314245

>>11314189
but solidity sucks though

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>>11310099
>checked
$10k eoy

>> No.11314417

anyone have that post from docusign or sales force about how they want to start to do pay outs if a flight is delayed

>> No.11314454

>>11314245
It's like java. Its shit but works.

>> No.11314627

Other crypto forums should be alerted to the obvious scam tactics that Chainlink is using on /biz/.

None of this hype is organic to say the least

>> No.11314805

>>11310124
BASED AND DELPHIED

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>>11310167
NAH NIBBA, WE CRYPTO ROOT VEGTABLES NAO

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>>11310444
CHKD

>> No.11314859

>>11314820
r..ruta?

>> No.11315029

>>11313221
simple and vital. the two words I want to hear for mass adoption tech. $1000 soon bitch.

>> No.11315041

yo guys rate my chainlink playin strategy

1. Hold chainlink and dont sell
2. Do nofap for another 6 months, accumulate spiritual energy
3. Summon a powerful demon from hell
4. Link moons thanks to my dearest friend
5. Tell everyone that I found an even more "fuck you" way of becoming rich than selling drugs, a more absurd and sexy way
6. Spend the rest of my life smelling assholes

>> No.11315080

>>11310463

You’ll be able to buy about 1500 LINK then. This was a classic case of insider trading and rumors fueling the pump, then the dump when the news came. Adoption, which is still a big if, will take time. Also, these nodes are only running on Ropstein. LINK still has a ways to go.

>> No.11315239

>>11310463
It'll probably bleed out like it always does after an announcement. You're better off investing in shitcoins mid-term and taking profit on 30-50% swings, building your stack up slowly. You'll honestly have plenty of time to buy cheap LINK, it doesn't even pump hard even in a bull market. Up to you at the end of the day.