/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>11303633
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>>11303643

>>11303633

Bulls will win in 2020 and especially in 2021. If you've been in crypto you know most years are stagnant and feasting season for the bears.

Bitcoin halvning 2020 and bullrun 2021 unless something extraordinary happens with ETFs or financial crises and flee to cryptos black swan event.

>>11303682
You don't think BAKKT will have an impact?

feet > ass > tits
discuss

>>11303656
is that Melissa Lee?

>>11303682

Remains to be seen. The bull runs thus far have been triggered by Halvenings.

I always hold some Bitcoin in any case because it's hard to predict when things will start picking up. For instance, recovery started in end of 2015 and halvening was in mid-2016. We also have more adoption now and a lot of things could trigger slow recovery.

>>11303633
>fat chicks acting like they've got cake

the instagram app and its consequences have been a disaster for the human race

>>11303644

lmao when it's been bearish for 10 months and you're at the point where you're "wondering out loud" whether it's going to be bullish or bearish because it seems so 50/50: that's your fucking bottom.

>>11303908
The market has been similarly poised at various points throughout 2018. Each time it has gone sideways before tanking further. There are still people who bought in early 2017 holding sizeable gains, there's certainly potential for another shakedown. Let's hope not though.

>>11303817
hhngg

>>11303897
>fatties post pics to the Gram
>instantly 100 messages from beta orbiters

>>11304139

>tanking further
citation needed, it's been four months of higher lows

>>11303897
>has a small dick that can't penetrate fat cheeks

>>11304208
For BTC yes, not for the total crypto marketcap.

>>11304208
>>11304139

also, believe it or not (you wouldn't know it from the boboposting and pink wojacks constantly shitposted on this board) but the majority of the crypto community that's left at this point has absolutely no intention of selling during this bear market. almost everyone who wanted to sell during the bear has sold. there's no one left to sell under 6k. people who are still holding btc think it's ridiculous to sell at such a low price. this, of course doesn't include the "traders" who buy/sell on leverage and only hold btc for a few hours/days/weeks at a time. but they haven't been able to get in low because we haven't been making lower lows. tons of money sitting on the sidelines, a clear bottom. i honestly can't understand how anyone doesn't recognize this as a bottom. looking forward to the wojacks in a few months about having missed it.

>>11304225
>he fucks fat chicks

>>11304244

yeah, btc is the only real crypto anyone wants to hold long term and everything else is a daytrading casino. everyone knows that except this board. apparently.

Should i cash out my 401k and pay early withdrawal fees in order to buy ~10 bitcoin to hold. I think inflation and recession is gonna eat my gains over the long term in fiat anyway

>>11303685
SOURCE MOMMY

>>11303682
Imagine putting your face between those phat cheeks and just sitting there while she talks dirty to you, yeah, i'll never experience that

>>11304301
conventional wisdom says no, I, as an unemployed man betting it all on bitcoin, say yes

>>11304250
People who have a reliable stream of income can afford to forget about crypto for months at a time. But an increasing number of people who will need to dip into their holdings (although they would prefer not to) for emergency purposes or to pay bills the longer this bear market continues. Let's hope this is the bottom as you say.

>>11304301
>>11304353

bitcoin was literally designed to be a hedge against inflation, national debt, recession, and the central bank tomfoolery that always comes during recession

>>11304416
This, the international clique will not win this time!

>>11304301
I'm considering taking out a personal loan (15k, 6% fixed) since it seems like the bottom is in

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>>11305243
Actually thats a way better idea than me. If bitcoin steals golds market cap then each coin will be worth 400k, so really just 1 or 2 btc should be enough for a really comfy long term hedge against corrupt financial system. But if it doesn't become that, then I've still got my 401k chugging along

>>11303633
What do women's brappers smell like?

>>11305377
I've eaten a lot of brappers in my day, usually:
1) I don't notice a smell at all
2) they smell like vagina / crotch area (distinct smell that I can't describe, almost like a body odor smell)

>>11304321
overrated as fuck dude

>>11305444
gay trips

don't eat ass you fucking degenerate, enjoy your fucking parasites, stds and shit in your mouth

>>11305820
this <~~~~ ass is ass. full of poo

>>11305444

Honestly i'd rather eat ass than pussy, the smell of vag is alot worse

>>11304301
Standard penalty is 10 percent, right? plus you'd have to pay income tax on it. So that sounds dumb as hell to me. Reallocate inside the 401k to bonds that track inflation if you're afraid of that. Turn off your paycheck contributions and buy bitcoin with that income.

If you want to cash out 401k early look up 72 T distributions.

>>11306137

lmao, he's gonna lose a lot more than 10% when this market goes south. you think the next expansion after this one is going to take us up to dow 35K? not a chance. it's going to be double topping ranging mode between 16k and 26k well into the 2030s just like it was in the 2000s.

>>11303633
these girls are fat as fuck and disgusting get fucking standards.

>>11306163
>Low test

>>11306292
no, i just like attractive girls who take care of themselves. these girls will be 900 lbs with everything sagging by 30

>>11306304
But their asses probably smell great. What matters is now.

>>11306304
Who cares I'm not trying to marry them.

>>11306137
The way i see it I have to pay income taxes k in it either way... Now or later and who knows what tax rate bankers will use in the future to to steal the American peoples money. So its really just the 10% penalty and I'm starting to think we are at the top of a boom in the economy before student loans and stagnating wages drag us down to levels worse than 2008 for a long time

THICKER

>>11306312
lmao there is no way these two landwhales don't smell atrocious. I can smell their oily skin from here.

>>11306543
Those asses look great dude, if you don't want to be shrunk down ant size and live in their cracks then you are a faggot

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>>11306582
kek