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date night edition

>I'm new to the stock market, what stocks should I buy?
Before you buy anything, make a brokerage account and read investopedia articles and/or the books in the OP list. If you don't have a broker, you can't buy stocks, and if you blindly buy things without understanding how the stock market works or doing any research on the individual stocks you're buying, you will lose money and it will be entirely your fault.

List of popular brokers:
https://pastebin.com/mrSchZPg

List of basic stock market terminology for newfags:
https://pastebin.com/VtnpN5iJ

Real-time market news:
https://thefly.com/index.php

Educational sites:
https://www.investopedia.com/
https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain

Free in depth technical analysis charts:
http://www.tradingview.com

Premarket Data:
https://pastebin.com/y9PRQLR3

Earnings Report Calendars:
https://biz.yahoo.com/research/earncal/today.html
https://www.earningswhispers.com/calendar

Biopharma Catalyst Calendar:
https://biopharmcatalyst.com/

Pump and Dump Advertising:
https://stocktwits.com

S&P 500 VIX Futures (For SVXY/UVXY, higher is better for UVXY, lower is better for SVXY)
https://www.investing.com/indices/us-spx-vix-futures

Suggested books:
https://pastebin.com/jgA5zTuC

Previous thread: >>11284698

>> No.11290744

Good Christ what a depressing OP picture.

Anyway first for selloff Thursday.

>> No.11290750

>>11290728
Chainlink is shit

>> No.11290791
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>lost so much money on OGEN couldn’t even sleep

>> No.11291023

Should I keep holding amzn or just sell it. It seems to fuck me on a daily base recently.

>> No.11291042

Is Investopedia's stock market simulator a good simulator? I'm new at this and I'm trying to learn by using market simulators first before I move on to the real thing.

>> No.11291204

>>11290728
I want to get into long term investing; how do I know which societies give dividends?

>> No.11291377

>>11291204
Dividends require huge purchases of shares to actually total up to much. Focus on companies which have long term profitability and build up those positions over time (3-5 years). After you've finally built up your position, you can assess whether to sell out for a profit if you believe they've more or less maxed out their growth or continue to hold and build up your dividends further.

I'm not an expert but this is how most value investors say they work.

>> No.11291420

Me just had funny dream
It was about Strawhat Luffy after he became pirate king
We were negotiating with some guy named Bolenov who controlled all gold
He was evil so we were really looking for ways to reduce his power

Me wanted Luffy to force his territories fir stop accepting gold as payment

>> No.11291433

I advise you all to load up on $PLUG, you can either trust me, some dumb autistic anon, or you can actually research it and see why it's going 3x at least.

With love
-Anon

>> No.11291442

>>11291204
Check out their dividend growth and most importantly, dividend coverage. A small yield, %-wise, that grows over the years is better than big risky yield right now.
Div growth tends to pull the price its way, a dividend increase makes it go up while a cut obviously makes it go down. So a nice divvie grower will give you the bonus of price appreciation too.

>> No.11291451

Do you guys add to the booklist?

>> No.11291511

>>11291433
>Gross revenues of $39.9 million in the second quarter of 2018, an increase of over 75% from second quarter 2017
>Adjusted gross margin was 8.1% in the second quarter of 2018; versus negative 1.9% in second quarter of 2017
>Adjusted loss per share of $0.08 in the second quarter of 2018; versus an adjusted loss per share of $0.10 in second quarter of 2017

Ongoing lawsuit probably won't amount to much. Thanks for the heads up.

>> No.11291523

The futures are looking a little bearish. Looks like those VXX calls won it. #winning #TLT #VXX

>> No.11291524

Bought 300 shares of GBR

>> No.11291529

Alright you fags I need to start thinking about investing and stock trading. 22 year old European here with a good job outta college (software)

Now before I devour the info in the general I want to know one thing, what will the tax situation be once I start? Will I have to pay taxes on literally everything I do (Germany here)

Please give me a brief gestalt, will succ dicc in exchange.

Every single cent in taxes I pay to the subhuman German government brings me closer to the point when I vomit out my organs.

>> No.11291545

>>11291042
Bump for curiosity

>> No.11291599

>>11291529
On US dividends you are gonna pay tax directly at the source, the US taxman will take ~30% out of your divvies. But since your country has a tax treaty with the US, your broker is gonna submit a W-8BEN form to the us taxman and he will match your tax rate to that of Germany.
On the rest, you gotta consult your own tax code.

>> No.11291638

>>11291599
Thanks for the info.

Looked it up and you're right.

So what dawns on me all of a sudden is that damn stock traders have it fucking hard. I mean all the developed countries want an overconfident bite out of the trader's hard work.

Stock trading doesn't seem that great all of a sudden.
But I obviously have no other choice lel

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>>11291523
STOP SELLING

>> No.11291661

>>11291545
https://www.investopedia.com/simulator/

regular stock or options also ?

new guy here

ty

>> No.11291721

BEAR DAY, LOAD UP ON PUTS EVERYOJE

>> No.11291735

I wonder if stock market porn is a thing

>> No.11291743

Is it possible to have a sustainable portfolio with a dividend yield of roughly 10%?

>> No.11291821
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>>11291735
the state of the market right now

>> No.11291939

First for AMRS

>> No.11291970
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NIO

>> No.11291983
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Gonna be a good day my SNAP puts are bout to pay off big time

>> No.11292008

I hope nobody here owns any SMCI because this shit is gonna tank real hard today

>> No.11292040

>>11290791
I only bought for for a fiddy since I was curious, I'll just see how it goes

>> No.11292050

Being a long-term investor on /smg/ is suffering. Lots of super high green days, followed by plummeting red ones, only to average out a decent 2.5% profit throughout the quarter.

>> No.11292082

>>11292050
I hear you senpai
All of my picks are long term plays and most of them are bleeding
May Buffett-sama have mercy on us

>> No.11292088
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NBEV breaking $10 today. IGC sub $6.

>> No.11292100

IZEA
VXRT
NBEV

>> No.11292101

>>11292088
Buy IGC?

>> No.11292139

>caught the GE knife at 11.36
Wew lads, I'm happy they are one of my frens this quarter. Might load up on some more KO today if the bears keep this up

>> No.11292206

>>11292082
Why do so many other anons on /smg/ shit all over Buffet? Dude is disgustingly rich and successful. Is it because he couldn't achieve that overnight? I just don't get it.

>> No.11292229

>>11292206
I don't see people shitting on Buffet, and I've been here all summer.

>> No.11292255

>>11292206
It's a meme

>> No.11292264

>>11292206
It is tedious, boring and psychologically tiring to find great hodl companies while seeing retards here posting green and pink wojaks

>> No.11292276

The correction is upon us, sell sell sell!!!!

>> No.11292278

>>11290791
It went to 3.18 two hours after I got out. What's your average?

>> No.11292291

Im a student poorfag. What good monthly divended stock companies are there so i can build some fast passive income

>> No.11292306
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Buy buy buy

>> No.11292324

The red is coming...

>> No.11292341

hope you loaded up on AMD at 27.75

easiest scalp of my life

>> No.11292353

I hope today turns out to be like that volpocalypse we had at the start of the year.

>> No.11292355

wew SNAP.

>> No.11292360

>>11291420
Silly rkg Shanks is going to kill Luffy

>> No.11292365

>>11291420
>Me wanted Luffy to force his territories fir stop accepting gold as payment
spoken like a true communist

>> No.11292368

Where should I sell NBEV
WHERE SHOULD I BUY BACK IN

>> No.11292373

>>11292206
Because a single summertime employment in his teens was enough to buy a car. Smart investments, but mostly the relative low level of inflation on the shekel

>> No.11292379

Goodbye snap

>> No.11292381

gotta love it when your memestocks are outperforming your super safe etfs

>> No.11292390

>>11292373
enough to buy a new car too. that would be like making 20k in the summer now as a teenager.

>> No.11292404

>>11292341
enjoy you dead cat bounce.

>> No.11292405

Will OGEN ever go up again T-T

>> No.11292414
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>KO is red
>GE is green

>> No.11292448

>>11292381
Gotta love it when everything is red, forever

>> No.11292481
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>>11292448
the grass is always greener on the other side

>> No.11292511

>>11292414
>GE is green
>+0.00
sick gains

>> No.11292514

>>11292481
Cut part of the zero on your daily woth that gay ass font. Portfolio looks like you'd try to steal your dads boyfriend.

>> No.11292517

Buy the TTWO dip lads, the same thing happened before GTAV came out. Easy money

>> No.11292539

>>11292517
weak ass volume no thanks.

>> No.11292545

>>11290791
I threw $50 in at 1.80 to see what happened and I'm still stuck bagholding. I can't even imagine what that retard yesterday who was shilling it hard is going through.

>> No.11292549

>>11292514
I happen to like that font.

>> No.11292561
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11292561

just a standard correction

>> No.11292568

>>11292549
yeah you tell them baggie. Its your choice, you can be gay if you want

>> No.11292597

>>11292568
I can have all the gay sex I want! It's a free country faggots!

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>>11292561
SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL is going to continue tomorrow.

>> No.11292602

THE CRASH IS HERE AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>> No.11292611
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11292611

be greedy when others are fearful

>> No.11292615

>tfw everything I buy plummets
>Just bought a nice stack of SPY

You faggots better hold on

>> No.11292619

>>11292597
USA #1
So buy ROAD and get into water infrastructure ETFs

>> No.11292620
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>>11292597

>> No.11292647

>>11292615
Just bought 5k more myself

You never lose until you sell

>> No.11292648

Where's your god now Comfy? Those VXX calls I bought "at the top" have over doubled in value!!!!

>> No.11292652

Anyone got a link to the books

>> No.11292661

>>11292139
GE is dead

>> No.11292681
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11292681

BASED $SNAP

I'm eating steak tonight bois

>> No.11292684

>>11292648
comfy is a retard.. we should all know that by now

>> No.11292701

>>11292681
Hell yeah my dude.

>> No.11292719
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11292719

strong support at 2,900

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>> No.11292733

>>11292719
wait after lunch m8
It looks like a strong support just to get smol spec to buy before making them bagholders

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strong feels

>> No.11292750

A bloody October is upon us

>> No.11292758
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bleeding hard. stock market crash confirm.

>> No.11292759

Nbev been giving me green but I'll be selling that off tomorrow and get on take two for a nice ride up.

>> No.11292774

>>11292368
i got shook out, was done 400 at one pont, wound up selling for break even, fuck it.
VXRT was the right play today.

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CEO Mike from UVXY Inc. is burning the shorts real hard rn

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Do we still have this or lose when change in fed?

>> No.11292801
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SGLB

Still strong even in this red tide

>> No.11292803
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looks like we bottomed out for the day folks

>> No.11292809

I finally gave up on memestocks and options and bought into divident frens and the tqqq meme, and this happens. I'm getting close to pink wojack posting, guys.

>> No.11292821

>>11292803
When was the last time we had a +2% day?

>> No.11292827

>>11292803
The bear had to take a leak, it's going to keep dropping.

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>>11290728
Did I do well, /biz/?

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>>11292834

>> No.11292849
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dead cat bounce into further JUSTing incoming

>> No.11292878

I think I'm going to take my gains and get one of those motorized stair lifts for my grandma.

>> No.11292882

>>11292878
And cook yourself a nice roasted chicken tonight too

>> No.11292892

Looking for safe comfy divvy holds, was thinking an etf? Maybe VIG or VYM?

>> No.11292908

>>11292892
VYM is my biggest hold by far. When I make money on meme stocks, I always put a good portion of it in VYM and intend to keep it there for life.

>> No.11292911

>>11292892
I bought a shit load of MLPA, 8% and I reckon it's even got some growth protential as well.

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>>11292878
Thats adorable
also
>SNAP
is it time to buy? Those Spectacles things sound like a pretty cool new fad, bit overpriced tho.

>> No.11292925

>>11292919
I was only kidding, she's dead.

>> No.11292927

Sink claws into ROAD if you haven't already

>> No.11292930

>>11292919
> buying SNAP
what are you hoping from this thinking it will magically increase the number of users do ya? Thinking a big boy will buy it?

>> No.11292938

Any opinions on $T? I think it has good opportunity to go up in the next few months.

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>>11292925

>> No.11292945

I got 75 dollars free, what do i invest in
(To make a profit)

>> No.11292947
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>>11292927
Buy AAXN too

>> No.11292950

>>11292930
yeah its going the way of the Vine isnt it? shame tho its an alright app

>> No.11292951

>>11292919
snap is done. how do i know? watched interview of a zoomer girl and she said " snap omg eww i'm so like over that now. i use instagram for everthing now. snap was like fun for awhile but now its like i dont know nobody uses to so i can't show off my selfies and like everything i do to make other people jealous and stuff."

>> No.11292956

>>11292945
TQQQ

>> No.11292957

>>11292945
Some books nigga

>> No.11292974

>>11292951
>like everything i do to make other people jealous and stuff
what is with young people trying to make other people jealous or getting jealous?? I can't wrap my head around the jealousy shit in this world, the only person you should be trying to impress is yourself.

>> No.11292992
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WHERE IS THE BOTTOM!

>> No.11292996

>>11292992
When you sell

>> No.11292999

>>11292992
We're due for a crash, we haven't had a real one in like 90 years.

>> No.11293002

>>11292974
Simple social media friend

>> No.11293020

>>11292992
On your seat lol

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>he didnt buy Regional banks

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>>11292938
get in now

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HAHA
IRDM ROCKET RIDE
EAT MY DUST EARTHLINGS

>> No.11293036

NANI

>> No.11293040

>>11293035
Blumpf

>> No.11293043
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Titanium support at 2900

>> No.11293048

My first week of trading on Robinhood (started last Friday) I only bought large quantities of penny stocks and turned $100 into $122.45
How am I doing?

>> No.11293054

>>11293048
22% pretty good. now just try to keep those gains.

>> No.11293056
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does anyone here actually make money on the market?

>> No.11293058
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haha, wait until people find out about this juicy nugget about HMNY's new $65 million fund.

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Dont forget to buy the QQQ today

>> No.11293060

>>11293048
That's pretty good, just keep it up and you'll make it in no time.

>> No.11293066

>>11293056
I've lost 75k so far in 2018. anyone got me beat?

>> No.11293075
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>all of my gains this week

F

>> No.11293082

>>11292365
;_;
It's the best way for devaluing gold, atleast dream self thought that
We'd also be pirating as much gold from bolonev as possible too
Also the idea of gold futures market was floated around

>>11292803
Me bought but just sold because no feel it
Buy order for SPY @ 289.18

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MUMMY!!!!

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>>11293087
OHNONONONO

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>>11292834
>falling for the chink scam

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Tencent looks like a bubble that is just in its early phase of bursting.

>> No.11293114

>>11293103
any chink stock traded outside of china is gonna tank, the ones listed on the chink exchanges will be propped up by the chinese government.

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holy fuck FNGU NOVO what the fuck are you doing stop pls

>> No.11293116

>>11293099
Buying JD now is like buying BTC at 9000.
I don't think there will be a lot more JUSTING going on.
It dropped back to reasonable levels after hitting 50.5.
Better play than BABA, Amazon imo

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>>11293115
YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO SELL THE FNGU

oh well, time to start buying again

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>bad short term price action

still hodling

>> No.11293142

>>11293115
What did I tell you?

>>11284961

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NOOOOO DRUMPF WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING TO ME

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>>11293132
hodl me anon

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>>11292938
skipped because they are not financially healthy and future performance is not looking good.

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STOP SELLING

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>>11293155
now's a pretty good time to buy VTGN

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>>11293164
YOU FIRST

>> No.11293187

>>11290728
So anyone know what's causing this selloff?

>> No.11293189
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>>11293183
ENOUGH

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both of you sell now so we can go back up

>> No.11293209

Buy the NASDAQ fools

>> No.11293216

Great call from that anon that said FB was recovering... it's recovering alrite...

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11293219

>>11293187
People trying to get out before the presumed post-midterm election crash. If the dems win, there is gonna be a massive selloff and entering a bear market; it's become a self-fulfilling prophecy. So many people are thinking that it's gonna tank when the dems win that it has no choice but to tank when everyone sells to get out first. If the repubs win, it's gonna skyrocket and we will continue our bull market for another year or two. But it's looking like the repubs will lose the house and that's why people are selling.

>> No.11293220

just got a TDA account and what that means is its going to crash as soon as I buy

>> No.11293228
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>>11293164
>>11293183
>>11293189
>>11293195

I don't trust any of you.

>> No.11293239
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>>11293228
>>11293195
>>11293189
>>11293183
>>11293164

Can you guys just go into strait cash before you start shooting?

>> No.11293245
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>>11293239
>>11293228

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>>11293239
close those puts slimeball

>> No.11293268

So...when is GBR gonna rise?

>> No.11293278
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>tfw patiently hodling because I can handle short term volatility

>> No.11293279
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>>11293268
as soon as you sell

>> No.11293302
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Dubs and breaker trips after lunch

>> No.11293307

>>11293219
Disgusting. Almost recovered from losses since January and now this.

>> No.11293312
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11293312

*crack*
Tesla? I ain't into that new age garbage. Now Ford is a real car company.
*sip*

>> No.11293313

>>11293307
PPT is here.

>> No.11293318

>>11293278
>GE up
>WEAT up
>X up
>IRDM up
>AOBC up
>GBR (leaf) up
>Bane stock (UUUU) up
>EDZ and YANG up
what are all you faggots doing that you're not green or neutral? all stocks in red are a hueg buy I mean SELL opportunity
and why did no one consider buying EDZ and YANG before the rape hike?

>> No.11293321
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tfw my entire portfolio is 1 share of HMNY. I saw this coming a mile away.

>> No.11293322

NBEV IS CRASHING WHILE PRESENTING TO INSTITUTIONAL INVESTORS????? WHAT THE FUCK???

>> No.11293323

Holy fuck, I didn't realize you get PAID once a year to hodl stocks.

Yes i have never read the sticky.

>> No.11293325

>>11293219
THEN WHY IS $DEM TANKING?

>> No.11293341

>>11293318
>GE up
stopped reading right there

>> No.11293343

>>11293322
I am done with NBEV too scare to ride that bubble for that long. also the whole weed sector is looking ready to poop.

>> No.11293346

>>11293307
>Started with $3500 in Feb
>Bogged myself down to $2800 by May
>Got back to $3475, almost got the global green theme
>Now this shit

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>>11293322

>> No.11293348
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Ah yes, all this cheap FNGU
gimme gimme all to me

>> No.11293362

*dabs 5000 times*

>> No.11293368
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>>11292050
>> -$75 today

IKTF

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Uh oh 289.18 hit way quicker than expected

>> No.11293388

>>11293370
We're going past 289.07 then......o no

>> No.11293391
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Finish it

>> No.11293393

Vice President Mike Pence just called on Google to halt their dragonfly project.

This will help $BIDU which is knocking on support. Keep an eye on it.

>> No.11293394
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11293394

STOP
FUCKING
SELLING


REEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!

>> No.11293419

>>11293370
BUYBUYBUY

>> No.11293424
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T-thanks for the cheapies, you bunch of w-weak-hands!

>> No.11293432
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>> No.11293433
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It's time for the Lunchtime Checkup!

What're you eating how're you doing?

I'm having a PB&J on some kinda fancy fresh bread made this morning, its tasty and I think it's my new preferred way to make them. I'm barely down today but I YEET'd half of my portfolio. I kept GIS though, I have some faith in my position with them.

>> No.11293437

>BREW

CBD drink rumor

>> No.11293453

>>11293394
Just sold everything... Thanks

>> No.11293457

>>11293433

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!

>> No.11293459
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>>11293433
-1% today so far
considering im 1/3 cash its really -1.5% in my (((equities)))

>> No.11293461

>>11293433
Nice degree/spine dubs m8. Also 'Nilla 'Nola AND 'ggi's 'gurt means this will all be ok. More hazelnut coffee for me, I really don't like it though. Fuck NSRGY, their products are disgusting.

>> No.11293480

>>11293433
Trying hard not to throw up today to have lunch

>> No.11293481

>>11293433
-0.5%
Loading up on this FNGU and QQQ dip

>> No.11293484
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>>11293433
Down 1%. Lost all my gains from this week. Looks like it's gonna be Cup of Noodles for lunch.

>> No.11293493

>>11290728
>bought AMD a week ago
>lost near 10k now
AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH

>> No.11293494

>>11293433
Gonna microwave some sausages
Shorted VIX but it's still spiking AAAAAAAHHHHH

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>>11293433
ill end up eating something like pic related but with brioche and hotdogs

>> No.11293513

>>11293433
Sausage soup made by me

-1.31%

>> No.11293514

>>11293433
+66% This correction is giving me an erection.

>> No.11293527

when spy drops below the 1% on the day, that's when we'll start seeing more and more sell volume into sour hour.

>> No.11293528

>>11290728
Anyone feels the market is just rolling over?
Treasury spike might have caused a top.

>> No.11293554

The 2008 "crash" on the NASDAQ looks like a small correction compared to the dotcom bubble, brace your fucking butts.

>> No.11293557

>tfw buying and holding for 30 years

I fucking love it when SPY goes on sale

>> No.11293558
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11293558

Aston Martin got floated on the stock market the other day is it a good time to buy now or will it dip more?

>> No.11293575

>>11293239
What is this Ultima looking trading platform?

>> No.11293589

S&P down over 1%, things are gonna get even worse now. Bite down hard anons, we're going in dry.

>> No.11293591

Buy the dip retards

>> No.11293594

2% down on the nasdaq! Sky is falling!!!

>> No.11293595
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>>11293557
i know right? these newfags have no idea how good of a deal they are getting

>> No.11293600

>>11293575
interactive brokers thing

>> No.11293607
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what dips do I buy?

>> No.11293616

Thanks to the Anons who told me to buy short index ETFs and move into bonds.

>> No.11293617

>>11293607
QQQ and the Russell2000

>> No.11293619

>>11293591
Oh I will, but the more it dips the more money i'll have to buy it at a lower price. I feel like my president. #winning

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>>11290728
>>11293608
Oopsie

>> No.11293639
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>>11293619
>he thinks this dip is lasting more than 1 day

>> No.11293641

>>11291042
naah, just open a paper trading account on tradingview

>> No.11293650
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THREADLY REMINDER THAT DIVIDENDS ARE YOUR FREN

>> No.11293656

>>11293595
Literally just bought 10k

Will buy more tomorrow if it keeps falling

>> No.11293657
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11293657

The tqqq puts I bought last week are about to become profitable!

YEEEEEEEEEESSSSSS!!!

>> No.11293659

>>11293607
BGS has 7% yield.

>> No.11293660

Hope y'all are getting in on that BREW

>> No.11293664
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11293664

THE CHIMESE HACKED THE WORLDS ECONOMY

FUCK THESE CHINKS

https://www.bloomberg.com/news/features/2018-10-04/the-big-hack-how-china-used-a-tiny-chip-to-infiltrate-america-s-top-companies

>> No.11293668

he fell for the TQQQ meme
>retire 3 times faster.

>> No.11293669

>Not investing in CHAD

https://www.marketwatch.com/investing/fund/chad

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>>11293650
When I'm old and tired I will obtain the greatest dividend of them all, an annuity.

>> No.11293686

HAHAHAHAHA
THE BIG SALE OF OCTOBER IS HERE
ENJOY ONE WEEK OF SALES
AND SHORT CHYNA, SHORT THEM BACK TO THE TANG DYNASTY

>> No.11293687

>>11291638
planning on moving to germany because of new job, but that 28% capital gains tax makes me want to cry as a swing trader. At least here in Czech rep it is "just" 15%.
fucking western socialistic nanny states

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>>11293433
lots of water, going to make a cup or two of rooibos soon

>> No.11293696
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The only thing green in my portfolio is Ford, and only by $0.50.

>> No.11293705

>>11291661
as a novice focus strictly on one type of instrument - stocks only, if you survive at least 1-2 years, you can start mixing options strategies in

>> No.11293707

>>11293686
>TANG DYNASTY
those motherfuckers are going straight to the mythical Xia Dynasty

>> No.11293714

I just woke up, what's the damage from this

https://www.bloomberg.com/news/features/2018-10-04/the-big-hack-how-china-used-a-tiny-chip-to-infiltrate-america-s-top-companies?srnd=premium-canada

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>The security of the global technology supply chain has been compromised, even if consumers and most companies didn’t know it yet

DUMP IT

DUMP IT ALL

>> No.11293717

WHICH ONE OF YOU JUST WENT SHORT! I KNOW IT WAS ONE OF YOU!

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>>11293635
>putting the title in the name

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>>11293696
>meanwhile, at general motors
IT PRINTS MONEY

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>gambling with volatile bio pharma stocks

>> No.11293726
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And We're back
see you later cuckboys Ill be on the moon

>> No.11293727

>>11293687
At least it's not binland

>> No.11293728

After it hit 300, it's rallying back boys.

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>>11293669

>> No.11293732

>VOO down 1%
holy shit wonder how long this dip can go for

>> No.11293742
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Back above 289.07, can it last???

>> No.11293749

>>11293720
Your earnings report is going to obliterate you.
Ford has nowhere to go but up, its only real problem is it now has a debt runway that seals its fate in 50 years.

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What's happening today, why all the red?
>Only $90 to buy the dip with

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>>11293719
Whoever made the thread didn't link it in the last one. I was stranded by that dickhead; I thought you all fucking died because his incompetence. What? Am I expected to actually brave that god forsaken catalog?

>> No.11293762

>>11293753
>doesn't keep track of treasury yields

>> No.11293767

>>11293493
Hey it will regain by mid year 2019. You will make long term gains. Be happy you didn't fall for the call options meme.

>> No.11293770

>>11293749
You actually HODL boomer auto stocks? Why? It's impossible to trust these companies considering the surplus of cars they have clogging up huge lots.

>> No.11293778
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>BREW

>> No.11293794

>>11293749
Are we talking about the Ford that only makes crossovers and pickups now?
The ticker letter is quite ironic F, to pay respects

>> No.11293795

>>11293753
There's a high demand for treasury bonds because they raised the yields on them. People are cashing out into dollars do get some of those juice ass yields you newfag.

>> No.11293809

>>11293433
siggis yogurt tastes like bitter shit senpai

>> No.11293814

>>11293058
Lol I fucking knew it. When the news articles didn’t disclose it I thought niggas were just straight diluting themselves rich. I can’t wait for the RS, I’m sitting on 501 shares so I will double my 12 dollars overnight!

>> No.11293815

THE CHINKS LITTERALLY HACKED EVERYTHING, IMCLUDING AMAZON, APPLE AND THE US GOVERNMENT

EVERY ECONOMY IN THE WORLD IS DOWN

THE CHINKS ARE UP

>> No.11293824

>>11293795
>3%
>juicy
didnt know you were such a boomer

>> No.11293832

AOBC in the green

>> No.11293833
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>BREW

so fucking easy

>> No.11293834

>stock I'm tracking was floating around $20 in pre-market
>currently getting close to $15
I-it's going to rebound right?

>> No.11293836

is bloomberg the only 24 hour news network worth a shit? is al jazeera a good second?

>> No.11293841

>>11293815
Chinks are on holiday, they are not running trades this entire week my man.

>> No.11293847

>>11293815
then why are my precious chinese meme stocks down?

>> No.11293848
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5 MORE BAGS TO MY COLLECTION

>> No.11293855

>>11293834
You can always see the silver lining, at least now you can buy more of it since it’ll turn into a penny stock

>> No.11293856

>>11293824
*crack*
You could lose 1% in less than 24 hours, or lock in a perfectly stable 3%.
*sip*

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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH

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>mfw im down .37% on my indices today

>> No.11293873

>>11293860
Amy-chan holds it down!

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>>11293795
>juice ass yields

Buying falling knives

>> No.11293879

>>11293836
Reuters as well.

>> No.11293882

>>11293860
good portfolio tho

just hodl forever

>> No.11293885

>>11293860
yikes

>> No.11293893

>>11293847
the chinese meme stocks traded outside of china dont have protection from the gook government, how do you think the chink indexes havent crashed more and are recovering from a bear market. The Party is buying into the indexes with the money you guys threw into the chinese memes

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>>11293720
I'M HAVING RAMEN TONIGHT BOY

>> No.11293917

>>11293860

NO NO NO

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>>11293860
ok, now this is epic

>buying based off of advice from /biz/

>> No.11293927

>>11293860
>AMAT
Youre going to have those bags for a long time. I cut and ran a couple weeks ago

>> No.11293929
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You know the market is overvalued when everytime there's a dip people start questioning if this is the one. Buy at your own peril.

>> No.11293943

>>11293860
Did you migrate over here from shitcoins anon?

>> No.11293960

This is a perfectly acceptable price to accumulate DB.

>> No.11294000

>>11293929
people literally always do this in literally every situation my dude

every single time there’s a dip people scream about le great depression, and have been since the actual depression

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>>11293847
I'm going to explain this once because people ask literally daily.
Chinese ADR's go down when the Yuan goes down in value
They go down when the US Dollar goes up in value
This works both ways.
Chinese stocks bought in the US are not actually based on a combined market between China and the US.
An ADR is basically a bundle of stocks bought from a foreign nation and sold on the home nations market.
This means the stocks value is heavily influenced by sentiment between the countries, because during war-time they would literally
be worth nothing if shit went down. Not to mention as someone mentioned earlier, the Chinese government cannot influence the price of an ADR
directly. Chinese stocks are typically valued at 50-60% of the forward P/E of their US counterparts, so the idea is that investing in them will
eventually bring about greater returns as its market finally matures and uses its middle class. If people have negative sentiment about China in general
and the trajectory of its economy, they are not going to value a company's shares, which could be denied to them at the drop of a hat, at full value.
Betting on ADR's is basically assuming that China and the US will get along, at some point.

>> No.11294007

OGEN bouncing back, might not be a total loss

still a big fuck you to the anon that told me to go all in

>> No.11294027

200 IQ BULLS RISE UP

BUY THIS DIP THIS IS WHERE I MAKE MY MONEY

>> No.11294033
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Oh boy! So happy I can buy this dip!! it doesn't get better than this lolololol all in TQQQ

>> No.11294047

>>11293815
So why is SMCI not tanking, since they are the noes that let in the Trojan/chink horse.

>> No.11294051

>>11294007
Nobody can make you press the button, your fuck up is entirely your fault

>> No.11294052
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>>11294027
If what goes up must come down, the opposite is true. Unless its the Apocalypse. Buy guns if thats happening.

>> No.11294062

>>11294027
You only make money when you sell not when you buy.
t. 87 IQ Keynesian Economist

>> No.11294065

>>11294051
this is true, I accept it..

>> No.11294070

Who here actually believes the muh crash fud? Yields go up so everyone decides to just dump equities and go all in bonds? And acts like future rate hikes haven’t been expected for the past two years
>>11293960
Been watching douchebank for a while. Ripening

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>>11294052
H-H-HODL

>> No.11294084

>>11294071
What jap shit are you invested in?

>> No.11294097

>>11294071
Domp eet

>> No.11294101

>>11294084
Nothing, I'm just saying as a general rule it does not ALWAYS go up.

It Always goes up in:
1) America
2) With a stable trade environment
3) No major wars within the country
4) Expanding population
Not all of these things are guaranteed.

>> No.11294119

>>11294071
pointless, no one in this thread is invested in that nikkei timeline

>> No.11294124

>>11294101
Higher highs are not a given, but a general positive trend line over time is. I didn't claim people who buy the top don't get fucked.

>> No.11294130

>>11294101
im in America, I buy American 200 IQ equities, i dont own a single dollar of overseas trash

My shit will always go up

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>>11294130
Are you LolQ or just a pretender?

>> No.11294145
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*dabs another 2000 times*
How low will she go lads?

>> No.11294156

THERE IS A SALE ON GOLD, RIGHT NOW

BUY
BUY
BUY

>> No.11294161

>>11294141
i dunno who that is, im just a guy making incredible gains every year by myself until I retire

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PUNK ASS BEARS

>> No.11294194

OGEN TAKING OFF!
G-D BLESS YOU ANON!

>> No.11294204
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11294204

This dump is fake and gay. I've got $11K in settled funds ready to BTFD.

>> No.11294210

>>11294007
OGEN to the Moon Friday

>> No.11294211

>>11294194
Going to moon nao

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>>11293918

>> No.11294224
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11294224

GET OUT

>> No.11294242

BUY
THE
DIP

>> No.11294257

buy APDN
Thank me later

>> No.11294262
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>>11293762
>>11293795
>treasury yields
yes they are great since all stocks will crash if we ever get involved in a real war (one where our direct territory is part of the war zone)

but those are a separate investment than stocks,

>> No.11294268

can we meme this into -500?

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>>11294210
>>11294211
ESSKEETIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>> No.11294302

>>11294300
>>11294300
NEW
>>11294300
>>11294300
NEW
>>11294300
>>11294300
NEW

>> No.11294338

>>11293696
Ford is the only stock in my portfolio that didn’t trip stop loss today lmao

>> No.11295141

whats the next moon?