/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>11284238

*Tee hee* Be gentle with me!

Or what?

You'll fuck my wife in front of me and force me to watch while I masturbate?

So be it!

*unzips pants*

>>11284238
Okay, let me just grab my ledger
*reaches into pocket, pulls out blade and shanks you in the stomach*
You still want my keys, bitch ass nigga?

>>11284312
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>>11284274
FUCKIN WHYBOI NOT YO DICK CAGE KEYS

>>11284238
What about my Eferiums and Monsantos?

>>11284238
if someone sticks a pistol in your face, and it's not a cocked revolver or something similar with a light trigger pull, you could easily grab the slide and push it to the left while you duck and move your head to the right. Just hold on the slide and when they fire it will jam, preventing a second shot. I honestly think it would be very easy to turn the tables in a situation like this, where the gun is right in front of you, in arms reach.
>slap gun to side, hold slide so when they instinctively fire it can't cycle
>yank the pistol out of their hand (they probably won't be holding it very tight if you catch them by surprise)
>rack the slide and mad dump into center mass before the nigger has a chance to turn around and run away

>>11284433
No one gives a fuck you dumb redneck

>>11284433
Unless you have trained and practiced this sort of thing, that sounds like a good way to get yourself killed.

>>11284463
>>11284473
i know it sounds mall-ninja larptastic but if you've ever fired a polymer framed DA striker you'd probably agree with me
point is, if you're pointing a gun at someone, it better be a hairtrigger or else stand back 5 feet

Haha, you better fucking kill me then nigger

>>11284238
wont change the color of your sin bruh

>>11284571
you're the type of nigger who breaks his own neck trying to body slam someone

>>11284793
*teleports behind you*
nothing personal, kid.
>breaks own neck

>>11284834
kek

>>11284238
What are private keys, my TRONS are on binance

If anyone posts private keys to an ETH account here that has a shit ton of tokens in it (but no eth) don't fall for it anons.

>>11284793
Oh shit did this guy die? any sauce?

ha ok i got it written down on this piece of paper in my backpack one second

>>11284900
He was saved and then went home and bought Chainlink and lived happily ever after.

lol

>>11284900
hes dead. local authorities said the dude broke his neck, stupid

>>11284238
Treyquan did you get my money !!??
Or some private keys !?
No, motherfucker !!??
Bend over and put that phone down !
You will pay motherfucker !!!
Raw !!!

>>11284989
>no source
sure