/biz/ - Business & Finance

It will be the same redundant shit each confrence. Bunch of nothingburger.

Better be the 5th
What better day for singularity than my bday

>>11275096

>>11275109
The day i'm taking my braces off. Happy birthday fren

>>11275096
Sergey da PUMPkin

>>11275136
Thanks fren

Based based + based red pill base

>>11275109
>Happy pre-bday fren

Haha what happened to all the december happenings?
You mongoloid bagholders.

link is shit

>>11275096
main net will unironically be either before or after the Nov 12-14th conference. Early December at the latest

>>11275279
ULTIMATE based red red pilled of the based base red based pilled red based

>>11275109
My girlfriends birthday is that day. Happy trails fren

Every conference it will dump ten percent.

>>11275603

Every conference it will pump 50%. Check em.

>>11275096
>LINKTOBER
I like this

How did dreamforce end up turning out?

>>11275774
Well, it was shit because Salesforce is a year behind where they’d like to be with a Blockchain product.

>>11275109
same lol, gotta get me a bigmac topped off with candles to celebrate it

>>11275136
dont forget to wear you retainer.. gonna have to get invisalign or some shit someday because im a fucking idiot

>>11275794
I'm starting to think it's stupid to keep my hopes up. Link really does seem like it's gonna change the world but realistically this is gonna take half a decade and so much can happen in tech in that amount of time. I addicted to this fucking crap of checking link. talking about link, thinking about link, and so on. I just want my life back.

>>11275842
>Triggered

>>11275830
Yeah, I know. For how long were you supposed to wear them?

>>11275816
Genius
Happy birfday fren
>>11275566
Checked
You too bud

>>11275111

checked and basedpilled

>>11275109

Happy fren day

>>11275279

E L A B O R A T E

>>11275842
i had no life to begin with. This keeps me away from suicide

>>11276065

I can't wait to be able to afford actual art supplies so I can make fren and link memes irl

>>11275842
We are earlier than we realise, which is both a good and bad thing

>>11275096
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QC2I3b6MfAI

>>11275108
This. Bunch of 4channers tried to force it as /ourcoin/, during the presale ico phase of chainlink there was a minimum requirement of 300eth to enter the presale. Bunch of anons pooled up together and shared presale links to fill them with their eth. Coin continued to get shilled and pumped up and hyped for the sibios event that link was attended, whole event turned out to be a flop chainlink had a presentation in a room of like 18 people next to the public toilets, literally no news or partnership came from the event and the coin dumped back to below ico prices and created 1000's of bagholder anons. Now during this alt bull run lots of anons and took advantage of this and shilling this coin to all the new money and newfags that joined in december and don't know this story. The coin is HEAVILY manipulated and the supply is dried up from huge whales who accumulated below ICO price to create a artificially lower supply (a lot like REQ) and these people have so much room to dump on all of you faggots to still be in profit when the time comes. In regards to actual project that chainlink aiming to achieve it's nothing more than a basic json parser for smart contracts, would take like a day to add to ethereum by itself.. literally making links whole concept pointless and definitely no need for a token. Would take a lot longer to get it working with bitcoin but the bitcoin core devs would be able to work out the solution a lot quicker than chainlink will, think that's something worth noting that literally nothing is completed and you're literally just buying a whitepaper, they have only 2 developers and they don't communicate at all with no proven background on either, in fact sergey was involved in a project before chainlink called NxT that he since been abandoned until it was took over by a new developer team

>>11276509
Has anyone ever actually read this pasta
I havent

>>11275109
t-that's my sissyter's bday :^0

>>11276539
get that dumb roastie a labiaplasty for her birfday present.

>>11276539
Is she hot

>>11275096
will all of these be streamed?

>>11276582
Rory said it depends on the venue because they have different rules governing (((broadcasts)))

>>11276660
shallow and pedantic

>>11275842
Just forget about Salesforce and everything makes much more sense.

Salesforce is the weakest of all the breadcrumbs. One fucking woman on twitter follows CL. It’s hardly solid evidence is it?

Also there have been so many false larps about Salesforce from the start. In March I watched a whole fucking Salesforce conference because an LSE faggot Larping about a happening.

TLDR: just forget about Salesforce, it doesn’t matter.

Birthday is 10/10 if I wake up to a 20% rise I'll consider it a blessing from the man of nazarov

>>11276538
when I see:
>This. Bunch of 4channers tried to force it as /ourcoin/
I instantly stop reading

>>11277222

I stop at

>This.

Reddit tier introduction. (puke)

>>11275109

I'm the 7th. Fuck yeah.

Downvote the ethereum and Docusign posts on r/cryptocurrency please

It is currently in 10th position on the board and people are mentioning LINK as being the reason

>>11277600
YOU HAVE HAD OVER A YEAR TO ACCUMULATE FUCK OFF

>>11277625
Lol nope, suck my cock.

T. 140k linkmarine

>>11275689
>the hunt for green linktober

>>11277600
>Jew ID
Checks out

>>11277248
>puke
>reddit spacing
Please go back and then kys

>>11277657
You know the memes always get better before a pump?
I trade off 4chan memes like some nasdaq level 2 nerd

>>11275279
>it will either be before or after the november conference
the absolute delusion of linklets
my money is on never.

>>11275136
Yes remove the braces and put on that kneepads

>>11277600
FUCK YOU JEW ID

I'm a vegetarian and have been for two years, but when the singularity hits I'm gonna get a big mac for our boy Sergey.

>>11278483
Same here. See if they serve impossible burgers by you.

>>11277625
> YOUVE HAD X TO ACCUMULATE
is the dumbest meme on this board
You are never 'done' accumulating, there is simply accumulation until the singularity. It is a binary state, and I shake my head at the fags who stopped at 10k. If you're going to be rich - aim to be really, really fucking rich.

>>11278489
I haven't had one before but thats a great idea.

>>11278542
tfw can't continue to accumulate because i'm already all in

>>11278632
How many linkies?

>>11278708
109k senpai, almost all in

>>11275886
Forever. I've worn mine for 10 years and my teeth still wander around if I skip a month.

>>11278708
only 60k desu. banking on running nodes to make it

>>11277600
just upvoted

>>11278751
That's a nice stack, you should be fine

>>11278587
I can't stop eating them and they're expensive

>>11278751

You have like $25K in LINK. A 100X would take it to a MC of $10BN...like half of what Ripple is in this bear market....you’d have $2.5million.

At it’s height Ripple was $140BN...you’d have like $35MM if LINK ever got to $140BN, which Ripple achieved with absolutely nothing

>>11279165
Black swan events

>>11279165
lmao sure 100x would be nice, but you could say the same thing for any other shitcoin in this market. nothing in this world is for certain anon

>>11279195
you expect anyone to read that pic?

>>11276538
I never read it either, like with most link fud pastas

>>11279030
Its okay, using link we can automatically convert our node profits to buy impossible burgers and have them delivered to our door and only pay when we accept the package is signed for using the link network. The future is now.

Someone please make the sirgay pumpkin but make his face across the whole pumpkin, pretty please.

>>11279195
> a retard with screencaps of other retards saying retarded and baseless shit
Well that settles it, with an argument that strong I have no choice but to dump my 100k bags.

>>11275096
What is this Oraclize company that will also speak at D1conf? Never heard of them but they seem to do something similar.

>>11279727
a centralize oracle service, Chainlink will be a network of many Oraclize-like services basicly

>>11279368
And we'll know if the burgers have been tampered with or ruined in transit thanks to smart contracts. This is Sergey's ultimate form.

You should worry about witnet

>>11275109
Happy birthday fren!

>>11277600
downvoted posts and comments with 6 alts
fuck those faggots

Why is it dumping nooooo

ETH SAN FRANCISCO TALK

FRIDAY
11:40 PM - 12:10 AM
Broadway Theatre
Using Off-chain Data Sources to Trigger Smart Contracts by Sergey Nazarov

I'll admit... I was an owner of "chainlink" from the ICO, a few others and myself got together for the soul purpose of pumping this "token" and running a shill campaign all over 4chan's /biz/ board. Needless to say it worked better than we thought and we have all sold and retired from what you call "wagecucking" (being a healthy citizen to society). It's sad how many of you still hold onto hope for this "token". Today has ended the date of our NDA within our agreement so I can come clean. Please just sell and save yourself some money, there are much better uses like investing into a house. I live in San Francisco and there are plenty of great opportunities around. This is a dead project selling false promises, did you ever think it would be that easy?

Regards
Former Whale

>>11281909
You're not getting my bags faggot

>>11275096
Can we make LINKtober actually happen? Any drawfag that can make some Sirgay and Chainlink doodles?

>>11281882
What the fuck? Why is his presentation in the middle of the night?

>>11282468
It's not for burgers, it's for international frens

Links are temporary

Sergey is eternal

>--ETH San Francisco--
>October 5th or 6th - Tech Talk by Sergey at ETH San Francisco

Why the hell would he speak at a make-up artistry conference

>>11275096
>October 5th or 6th - Tech Talk by Sergey at ETH San Francisco
I can't even find this..

>>11282982
Goes well with the nail salon

>>11279727
Wasn't Augur mentioned by the family larper? Pretty sure he said they'd be using chainlink. I haven't been on biz in a few days so i apologize if someone already brought that up

>>11283486
Augur have In a medium post said that they will use it along with other oracle solutions. So yes and no

>>11277009
uh huh. I know how this goes. "Just forget about docusign". "Forget about October bro, the people pushing that meme were pajeets anyway".

That's my problem with this shit. You get my hopes up and then you just hand waive it away. Meanwhile, my fucking life is falling apart but I'm powerless to do anything about it because I've convinced myself that I'm in on the ground floor of the 4th industrial revolution.

I don't want to go back to work but I don't want to stay here anymore either.

>>11275109
That day i'll get myself a bigmac for you anons. Didn't eat any fast food since 5 years.

>>11275279
>keeps pushing the date back

mainnet is not happening until end of 2019

>>11283585
Where did you get that date from

>>11283604
Some blood from a hemorrhoid looked like 2019

>>11283519
Why would you believe anything that is said here? Why do you think a bunch of retweets or follows are important? Do you not understand how social media works? People are FB friends with someone they talk to while pissing at a urinal. It doesn’t actually make them friends or acquaintances.

Furthermore, do you really think 90% of Linkies know jack shit about blockchain development, Smart Contracts, or finances in general? How are you going to get upset with people here for taking advice from a place that exudes so much idiocy? It is anonymous for gods sake, why the fuck would you invest in something that anonymous people told you to invest in? How can you not see how dumb that is?

>>11283604
psd2 deadline is 2020. shit has to be done by 2020 or nothing is going to happen at all. nothing is going to happen in 2k18 look at the pivotal.

>>11275096

LINKtober

At this point the memes arent even good anymore.

>>11283633
They never have been.

>>11283645
I don't know man
That shit is still funny a year later
Next to the toilets kek

>>11283629
Noor 2019 bro, check your facts!

>>11283760

5th of October.

Which events will be livestreamed?

>>11284052
The one in berlin

>>11283849
so its not coming early 2k19 look at the pivotal. Those are the facts. Mid 2k19 lateo 2k19 2020.

>>11283628

Nice pasta

ETH SAN FRANCISCO TALK

FRIDAY
11:40 PM - 12:10 AM
Broadway Theatre
Using Off-chain Data Sources to Trigger Smart Contracts by Sergey Nazarov.

MY BODY IS FUCKING READY

>>11282468
It’s a hackathon, they don’t stop for the whole weekend

I'll buy Link if I get bubs

>>11284544

>>11284555

>>11275096
I saw Sergey Nazarov while visiting Auschwitz yesterday. Every time the tour guide started to talk about the camp he would interrupt by yawning really loudly and shout "Boring! Get to the good parts!" - I don't think he was even tired. When we got to the gas chamber he screamed "Fake, there were no gas chambers! The Soviets built this after the war" and then started mimicking a Jew suffocating on Zyklon B.

After the tour he walked straight up to me and said "they deserved it anyway", and praised the Nazis for their "decentralized" camp system, but they could have used an oracle to "improve the process." He then stood on a podium and informed everyone that Jews were "vermin" and that he had made it his mission to destroy the "Judeo-Bolshevic World Order."

Later that day the staff found pictures of the Chainlink logo stapled everywhere.

Even later they realized he stole most of shoes and striped pyjamas left by the gassing victims from the display. CCTV caught him walking around Salesforce HQ in the pyjamas pretending to be a ghost.

I can't believe anyone would buy a coin made by this guy.

>>11284577
>that faux anti-nazi joke

>>11284544
>>11284555
DO IT

>>11275109

My birthday as well. Congrats anon.

literally nothing will happen, price crashing as we speak, link is fucked and so is crypto

>>11284573
erekt

>>11275096
>ETH San Francisco
>11:40 PM - 12:10 AM Broadway Theatre Using Off-chain Data Sources to Trigger Smart Contracts by Sergey Nazarov

Awesome. Sergey will get to speak to 135 people max.

>>11284035
>Half hour talk
>Ends after midnight

Are you seriously expecting price action off the back of this?

>>11285744
No, not yet. Patience.

>>11284799

All in all we're all just stinky linkies in a toilet bowl.

They added the Chainlink logo. It wasn't there before and I had emailed them asking why.

>>11285905
Previous

>>11278751
>>11279268

I read it

>>11278751
I'm riding this roller coaster all in as well. God speed brother. Financial freedom awaits.

>>11284544
>>11284555
Kek has spoken

>>11283628
>People are FB friends with someone they talk to while pissing at a urinal.

no they aren't you spaz