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Become as popular as you can! Be confident! Become somebody! Work at a corporation! crypto is dead! be a responsible person! don't be a crook! earn a promotion! always have a nice haircut! always smell good! feel gratitude! stay positive!

>> No.11276165

>>11276152
>Be somebody
People still fall for this?

>> No.11276191

>>11276152
so you're telling us to be a depressed alcoholic npc

>> No.11276200

OP is a faggot and an NPC

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>>11276165
> does not understand what it means to be somebody
your family looks up to you! you have a girlfriend! you own a home! you stay positive!

>> No.11276238

>>11276203
Wow that sounds so amazing, where do I sign up for this dream life?

kys

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>>11276238
with a great mental attitude you can get very far! you will drive a nice car and live in a nice home! your parents will be proud of you! you will wear a suit to work! your high school friends will see your facebook posts! they will see how happy you are! with your home and wife! with your girlfriend! stay positive!

(admit it, you want this life, you know it)

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>>11276203
>>11276277