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>>11274385

>”Sorry? I don’t unders-“
>”Its just a job interview, Anon! What were your drinking habits like?”
>”Well I drank a decent amount with my fraternity and friends from Student Government, but I was generally respon-“
>”How many girls did you rape when you were in the fraternity?”
>”What? None! I NEVE-“
>”This outburst makes you seem temperamentally unfit for this position. You should settle down, this is only a job interview”
>”WHAT? You just asked me how ma-“
>”I said this is only a job interview, Anon. Now I would recommend you strike a more professional tone for the rest of this conversation”
>”YOU’RE THE ONE TH-“
>”April 8th, 2013. Anna Johnson left your campus’s Biology labs after finishing her shift as a Research Assistant at approximately 10pm. During the fifteen minute walk to her do-“
>”HEY! I DON’T KNOW WHAT YOU’RE TRYI-“
>”Anon! This is the third time we’ve had to address your professional tone. If this is the way you conduct yourself in a simple job interview, one can only imagine the savagery that you acted with when you came across Miss Jo-“
>”THEY CAUGHT THE GUY! IT WAS HER LAB’S POSTDO-“
>”Anon. I believe we are asking the questions here, I would appreciate it if you would no lon-“
>”YOU’RE INSINSUATING THAT I RAPED AND MU-“
>”So you did rape and kill Miss Johnson!”
>”THAT’S THE EXACT OPPOSITE OF WHAT I SAID”
>”How could you really know you didn’t do it? Afterall, you just admitted to regularly drinking and being in a fraternity. How do we know you didn’t blackout and in sexually frustrated rag-“
>”WHERE ARE YOU COMING UP WITH THIS?”
>”We’ve talked with multiple people who knew you in college and they sai-“
>”WHO TOLD YOU THIS?”

>>11274392
>”We’re not at liberty to discuss that at the moment. Please Anon, settle down. This is only a job interview.”
>”Go fuck yourself.”
>Get up and stomp out the door
>Be the next morning, walk my NEET self to the 7/11 to grab some Gatoraide
>My face is plastered on the front page of local newspaper
>SECOND MURDER SUSPECT IDENTIFIED IN 2013 SLAYING
>It was only a job interview

top fucking kek

Original, thrilling. 10/10.

10/10

Is this about that supreme court jock in burgerland who probably is a rapist?

Nice

Is this OC? If so good job OP

>>11274385
kek

>>11274569
yes, magatards are supremely triggered about some ivy league asshole having a hard time achieving the highest possible promotion in his field

So when its coming up in theaters?

>>11274385
>>11274392
>>11274403
Well done

>>11275072
I voted for Clinton & hate the political hatchet job that the last three weeks have been. I also was registered in the GOP until 2016 so take that as you may.

>>11274575
>>11275140

Thank you good sirs.

>>11274392
Haha min wage paid larp.

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>>11274385
>>11274392
>>11274403
Good shit, OP

>have brunch with family Sunday
>Sister and Mother get on the topic Kavanaugh
>"You know I would say I am surprised Republicans are trying to put a rapist on the supreme court but, they already elected one as president"
>Rest of family agrees, including Dad (RIP)
>Brother-in-law shows Pulp fiction meme of Kavanaugh
>Everyone is laughing and talking about how he is guilty and how she has nothing to gain from bringing this allegation forward
>Sitting in corner of room silent, browsing 4chan wishing this nightmare was over
>tfw

>>11276438
I fucking feel you anon

I just want more winning already, and redemption

>>11274385
comfy read

This board is dead

>>11274385
OP is usually a faggot, but not today. Made me chuckle

#allwhitemenareguilty
#nodueprocessformen
#itsrapeifisayso

>>11274385
beautiful