/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>11268305
Get back in your cagie wagie

"I don't want a nation of thinkers. I want a nation of workers."

- John D. Rockefeller

>>11268305
It's for their own safety, do you have any idea whats its like working in a warehouse and if a row of shelves collapses on you?

it's not even that crazy an idea. have people not seen forklifts or other types of heavy machinery before? the wage cage is basically just a miniature version

>>11268415
>>11268519
Wagie mentality as its finest

>>11268305
Kek, I thought it was just a /biz/ meme.

>>11268415
>>11268519
>rationalising the distopian future they chose
top key

>>11268519
Except forklifts and other heavy machinery can't lock you in like the Wage Cage.

>>11268519
this has been working great for decades

>>11268305
>thoughts?

If you want to keep the job you have to change your attitude. Think positive. Cage is there for your own safety. Cage is there to protect employees from harm. You have to thank the management for their foresight and care.

>>11268519
>Time to go home
>robotic forklift picks up your cage and drives you back into the warehouse

>>11268362

What a fucking scum bag. I hope that family dies off the face of the earth.

>>11268305
Wait what this wasnt a biz meme, the evil cunt that desinged this should be shot in front of there family

>>11268519
WAGIE WAGIE
LOCKED IN CAGIE
CAN'T GO HOME
HAS TO STAYIE

IN HIS CAGE
WHERE HE RAGE
CAN'T SAY NO
OR GOODYBYE GOES WAGE

WAGIE WAGIE
LOCKED IN CAGIE
BACK NOW HURTS
BUT BOSS DON'T CARIE

IN HIS CAGE
WHERE HE RAGE
ALL THE STRESS
MAKES HIM AGE

WAGIE WAGIE
LOCKED IN CAGIE
TO PAY HIS BILLS
NO SLEEP FOR DAYS HE'S

IN HIS CAGE
WHERE HE RAGE
FEELING SICK
BUT WEEKENDS NOT FOR DAYS AND

WAGIE WAGIE
LOCKED IN CAGIE
CAN'T GO HOME
HAS TO STAYIE

IN HIS CAGE
WHERE HE RAGE
CAN'T SAY NO
OR GOODYBYE GOES WAGE

>>11270441

What is the lyrics in the tune of?

>>11270463
shit, it was one of those old songs you'd sing as a kid. can't remember exactly what it was.

>>11268305
That would have come in handy at a place where I used to work. One woman was taking smoke breaks every 30 minutes, all day long.

>>11268362

>>11270463
we'll see in the future bizzoncci video

>>11270521
WAGIE WAGIE GIVE ME YOUR LIFE ITS DUE
YOUR SO LAZY
WHY DON'T I FIRE YOU
IT WONT BE A DAY FOR YOU
I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU'RE POO
BUT YOUR ASS LOOKS SWEET
UPON THE SEAT
OF A WAGIECAGE MADE FOR YOU

JEFFY JEFFY HIS IS MY LIFE FOR YOU
I'M NOT LAZY PLEASE I'LL BE GOOD ITS TRUE
THERE WONT BE ANY PACKAGE
IF YOU CANT AFFORD MY MINIMUM WAGE
CAUSE I'LL JUST SWITCH CAUSE YOURE A BITCH
ON A WELFARE CHECK MADE FOR TWO.

WAGIE WAGIE I NEED YOUR SOUL IT TRUE
YOUR SO LAZY
WHY DON'T I FIRE YOU
IT WONT BE A HAPPY DAY
CAUSE WE ALL KNOW YOUR PAY
BUT YOUR ASS LOOKS SWEET
UPON A SEAT
OF A WAGIECASE MADE FOR YOU

JEFFY JEFFY HERE IS MY SOUL ITS DUE
I'M NOT LAZY PLEASE DONT FUCK MY ASS
IF YOU CAN'T AFFORD MY PAY PACKAGE
THEN I'LL JUST TAKE A NAPPAGE
CAUSE I'LL BE FINE
BECAUSE YOU'LL SEE TIME
ON A WAGIECAGE MADE FOR YOU

DESPITE ALL MY RAGE I AM STILL JUST A WAGIE IN A CAGE

Oxfam says wealth of richest 1% equal to other 99%

The richest 1% now has as much wealth as the rest of the world combined, according to Oxfam.

https://www.bbc.com/news/business-35339475

George Carlin - It's a Big Club and You Ain't In It

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cKUaqFzZLxU

>>11268577
These are the type of people that will be waging at grocery stores and home depots their whole life. They are eager to serve their masters.

>>11268305
Hey did you see that now Amazon delivers food. Wagie cagie on wheels... Suicide cages.. All of them.. Waiting for the next train so I can jump.. Wbu?

>>11268362
What's funny about this, is that the same normalfag subhumans that share this quote and get angry about it, are teh same normalfag subhumans who literally can't even comprehend life without an employer, and would fucking starve to death if someone wasn't there to give them a job. Normalfags are made to be worker drones, they have no other purpose

lel

normie FOMO coming soon

positive news from XRP from CNBC channel

Ripple's cryptocurrency product goes live for the first time with three financial firms
Ripple said xRapid, which uses cryptocurrency XRP to carry out international transactions, is now commercially available.
The development marks the first time XRP will be used in commercial application by financial services firms.
Chief Executive Brad Garlinghouse was set to announce the news at Ripple's annual Swell conference.

https://www.cnbc.com/2018/10/01/ripple-xrp-cryptocurrency-product-xrapid-goes-live-for-first-time.html

>>11270681

That's life (that's life) that's what wagies say
You're riding your cage in April
Fired without pay in May
But I know you're not gonna change that tune
You'll be back waging, back waging in June
I said, that's life (that's life) and as funny as it may seem
Some wagies get their kicks
Sucking their boss's cock clean
But wagie don't let it, let it get you down, cuck
'Cause this fine old NEET keeps collecting your wagie-bucks

I've been a philosopher, an artist, a entrepreneur
A poet, a trader and a king
I've been up and down and over and out
And I know one thing
Each time I find myself thinking of wagie at his job,
I chuckle as his girlfriend twerks on my knob

>>11271633
True, but as long as they're working for u and not for me I must continue sowing malcontent.

wagie slavie
get back in your cagie