/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>11252459
>Business & Finance

>>11252459
You sound like a sexist. Women can piss and brap all over your bed and you just need to clean it up. Women earned their privilege and dont need you judging them.

>>11252465
Fuck off, adults are talking.

>>11252478
>adults

>>11252459
She did it to mark her territory. Your house is hers now, and you better get ready to start paying child support.

>>11252459
was it piss? or was it vaginal gravy?

take this shit over to the /niggerism/ board
sage this niggerism!

>>11252459
Was it like a sprinkler? How much did you drink?

>>11252459
>pissed
Found the virgin

>>11252459
>not just pissin on hoes in the tub

>>11252459
What's that smell like??

>>11252521
If it's not piss then what is it?

>>11252459
wtf people still meet and fuck at bars in current year? i thought that was for boomers

Seeing as this is a fucking business and finance board, you profited off this right OP?

>>11252478
>adult
>doesn't know the difference between piss and vaginal liquid

>>11252588
I'm not talking about the natural lubric, I'm talking about half a glas of liquid coming out of her at once.

>>11252588
squirting is piss my dude, get over yourself

>>11252588
>that zoomer who thinks squirting isn't pissing

/biz/ might as well be the most contaminated board

>>11252602
Yeah sorry bro some women are just like that. I once met one who ate her own boogers. Can't stop thinking about it. Ick.

>>11252465
fuck off back to pol incel

>>11252459
The wages of sin

>>11252459
did you have a drink?

>>11252459
u know how i know your gay?

>>11252521
https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmed/25545022

no one on this board gets pussy.

THAT IS FACT

>>11252459
sorry cant relate

>>11252502
>tfw squirting is 99% piss

>>11252685
lol that's how I feel reading posts like this.

>>11252694
I'll send you BTC if you use it to get a hooker.

>tfw my gf dont squirt

>>11252685
I do though

>>11252712
I have to decline
I have no idea how any of that sex thing works

i met a hooker who squirts a few times
she squirted 2-3 times each meeting
it was a clear liquid and smelled lightly like piss
she completely soaked the bedsheets
each time she squirted it was like maybe half a tumbler glass worth that you would have whisky in at a bar
it happened after clit stimulation

>>11252465
He gave her the business

>buisness and finance

>>11252698
>99%
It's piss you fucking idiots Jesus christ.
Let me summarise the SQUIRTING TRUTHER hypothesis:
There is an organ
Unknown to biological science
Which only certain women have
Which only manifests itself in the presence of extreme chadness
Which expels high volumes of fluid
From right beside where the pisshole is
But it's not piss
And no one can find any evidence of it
ITS FUCKING PISS YOU'RE COVERED IN PISS YOU FUCKING PISS LOVING PISSHEADS

>>11252762
>>11252787

>be me a year ago, 23yo
>finally get my first girlfriend and lose virginity
>have sex for a whole year but she never has an orgasm
>says she 'doesnt know how'

>be having sex with gf 1 week ago
>find huge wet stain on the bed from where her pussy was
>ask her wtf it is
>"i think i found out how to cum"

the moment was finally there

>have her squirt 2-3 times every time we have sex ever since
>get turned the FUCK ON whenever it happens, so much that i start eating her out

It's fucking amazing guys. I used to wonder if squirting was real cause of all the porn I used to watch. I guess in porn it's mostly just piss, to make it easier and more visual, but squirting does exist.

At first I was kinda scared and always tried to smell it to see if it smelled like piss, but it doesn't at all. Tastes good too. When I finger her and she squirts over my hand I like to taste it and then make her taste it too. It's so hot. Really improved our sexlife

>>11252768
haha fucking reckt

How do you do it, OP? In my entire life, going to bars has only resulted in sex twice and neither of those were on the night I met them. However both times I was with a friend. (same friend actually now that I think about it)

>>11252808

>>11252459
>meet twink at bar
>take him home
>fucked
>he nutted

What the fuck is this shit? Why do men do this? That faggot literally pissed in my bed. How's that acceptable?

>tfw plagued by whiskey dick
Its the worst lads, had my chance two times last weekend, but WD fucks it up for me

>>11252911
Can you take Viagra while drunk?

>>11252900
You can't orgasm from getting fucked in the ass. Faggot myth.

>>11252558

This, I am 24 years old and I haven’t even been within 6 feet of a woman in over a year. God fucking boomers with their sex lives.

>>11253075
prostate stimulation can get a dude to jizz very easily

Imagine getting a free pass to piss on someone's mattress.

>>11253098
Again, that's piss laced with cum. God, why is everybody so stupid.

>>11253075
>>11253098
>>11253113
BUSINESS & FINANCE

>>11253144
Thanks for the bump, champ.

>>11253152
>he thinks I bumped it

>>11252465

>>11253167
Believe it or not, posting an image bumps even if you sage.