/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>11244544
Biz is dead lol

I'm drunk. Can I have a story?

>>11244544
>Be drunk anon
>"hey anon do this scavenger hunt with us"
>get scavenger hunt points for challenging strangers to a dance off
>see a pair of 7/10 cuties 30 feet away
>"I CHALLENGE YOU TO A DANCE OFF"
>mediocre cuties look terrified and LITERALLY TAKE OFF RUNNING
>my friends tell me "wow anon never do that again what the fuck"
>mfw

>>11244616
>Be me a few months ago
>Going to go bowling late one evening with a couple of buddies
>Be driving down the highway, going quick because it's late AF and there's hardly anyone on the road.
>Pass this brand new F150 in the far left lane who is doing about 80mph.
>Start getting over to exit onto a turnpike
>f150 out of nowhere on my right hand side now (Cut across 4 lanes to get there) trying to shove me over.
>fucking floor it, take on ramp at 75mph in my fatass SUV.
>Keep it floored, get up to 90mph and let off, decide to let the fucker just pass me if he's so pissed of.
>Asshole gets half a car length in front of me, leans out window screaming his fat head off, then throws quarters at my windshield at 80mph.
>Youfuckingwhatnigger.png
>Fucking stomp it the same time he does and start pulling, his truck hits the limiter and I'm still coming.
>Get half a car length ahead of him, roll down window, lean out and throw pet car rock (Pic related, stumpy's younger brother of similer size, Neil the desk rock. You will be missed, stumpy, and your valor never forgotten.)
>Stumpy the rock smashes straight through his windshield, he stomps on the brakes, screeching tires, I keep going, knowing if I stop I'm gonna fill him full of Hydra-Shoks.

>>11244756
nice fuck that retard I hope he's dead desu