/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>11234003
Pee pee poo poo

>>11234003
it's impossible to be a true chad and work for a jew, at that point you're just a genetically lucky individual

the same chad who also uses up the tissue roll and blocks the toilet.

>>11234035
I've been in a stall next to one of those chads during my routing 10:00am dumps. He had on red pants and didn't even try to flush.

>shitting at work so you can pretend to be happy as you think the company is paying you to poo

I rather poo on a loo

>>11234043
didn't wash his hands either

>>11234054
Probably bang an HR stacy too.

>>11234107
half way through banging HR Stacy, he realises Stacy didnt wipe herself after her morning dump.

>>11234013

gheh gheheheghe hehe he say pee pee poo poo ghehe

My shits are literally too big to use the work toilet, the risk of clogging it is too large

>>11234022
Not at all
If your unproductive browsing 4chan/Reddit all day but getting a good salary then your actually cheating the Jew

>>11234003
this is wagie cope
enjoy having mudbutt all day

>>11234138
holy fuck i cant stop laughing

>>11234469
>one ply toilet paper
Putting that stuff in the toilets should be a human rights violation

>>11234003
chad is shit, showered, and shaved by 7AM

chad shit, showered, and shaved by 7AM

>>11234149
Hahahahaha look at this fucking tool who fell for this.
>If I sit at home playing video games all day instead of interacting with people then the Jews can't win haha!

>that Chad who shits in the bin

>>11234003
>That Chad who shits out the window while making Bird noises

>>11234138
based

>worked at a gym in high school
>just before closing one evening took a massive dump in the secondary smaller bathroom
>get up to flush
>water is rising
>oh shit.jpg
>dumb teenager, don’t know how to unclog toilet
>extremely hot 23 year old girl is desk girl who I’m closing with
>”someone clogged the toilet”
>we go in the bathroom
>hot ass girl starts unclogging my shit with a plunger
>she unclog the shit
>”whew...some people huh”

I wonder if she knew

>>11235317
I took a GIRTHY shit because my diet is so high in fiber, had to fish through the garbage and find a stick-like object to break the log apart it was so fat, didn't even fit in the toilet hole

I poop every day at the same time for 20 minutes, it's the best way to start my day, getting paid money to literally shit.

>>11234013
fpbp

>not shitting right in the middle of the elavator and the area where the doors close
>not shitting behind doorstops
>not shitting in the angle curve of steps
>not shitting on people's car wheels from the top
>not shitting 1cm away from the toilet door

It's like you don't actually want a raise. How will your manager know you get around and are active in the office if you don't leave clues everywhere?

>>11234003
>that chad who takes my cock up his ass at the office at 8:30 AM

>>11235317
DEVILISH

>>11234003
I use that life hack

Save all my shits for work that way it’s a profitable activity

>>11234013
Based and redpilled

>some madman at work shat on the floor in the bathroom
>to this day nobody knows who did it

>>11234013
>haha peepeepoopoo meme is still funny haha

>>11234132
cringe and blupilled

>>11234003
Taking one that early needs you to really forethink the decision of taking a shit
It's almost an insult to the company, like:
>"I could choose to shit in my own home but I choose to shit HERE"

>>11234132
>>11236449

>>11234013
>>11234132
>>11235430
>>11236424
Pee pee poo poo was meant as a normie deterrent to stop normies from taking over Pepe like they do every other meme
It should no longer be used because it was superseded by all the sundry Nazi Pepes, thus proving that the broad populace is able to stomach shit and urine flavored memes, but not anything having to do with Nazism
Anyway because this meme is clearly ineffective it should be retired.

>>11236683

>>11234003
>that chad who comes to work 45 mins early to take a dump

>>11234003
I unironically do this every day, like clockwork

>>11234003
That is me

>>11234003
Even since iphones its become harder to find an open stall. Now everyone just sits on the toilet for like 15 minutes playing on their phone. I also feel like with open offices, its become stressful and annoying to just sit at your desk. Being in the stall is pretty much the only place you have for any solitude all day

>>11234003
I don't want to shit at the office, but when i'm in the train at the morning I always get cramps. So when I arrive at 8:45 I always run to the toilet to take a shit. Luckily never clogged the toilet

>>11234003
>That Chad that jerks off in his office twice a day.

>wagecuck thread
>‘I shit everyday 40 minutes so they pay me to poop haha‘

wagecucks are pathetic

>>11237146
I always get paid to shitpost for 7+h a day too

>>11234826
>interacting with people
socializing with normalfags meme hurrdurr

>>11234003
>not shitting at home and then cleansing your asshole with the handshower attachment while showering for the day