/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>11232218
These faggots are going to fuck up private flights to the moon

The absolute state.

>>11232218
oh cmon. give musk a break.

>>11232218
SEC VS MUSK
https://www.scribd.com/document/389617063/United-States-Securities-and-Exchange-Commission-v-Musk

>>11232218
kek

we need to bring elon senpai to the crypto side of the force

>>11232235
yeah I'm really worried about that.
Fortunately SpaceX is profitable, so maybe it survives without him

WEED LMAO

>>11232218
LEAVE ELON-CHAN ALOOOOOONE

>>11232218

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>>11232235
You are beyond saving if not only do you EVER think people will go to the moon but that you can ACTUALLY land on it. Neither will happen, your here for ever

I wonder what kind of autistic rampage we will witness if they manage to bar him from running public companies.

https://www.sec.gov/video/live/213232-press-conference-092718.htm
SEC conference LIVE
Watch the Great Justening online

This is how you fud.
Chad comedy FUD vs. Money skeleton virgin tweet

>>11232280
This. The reptilians will not allow it, the moon is their base of operations.

>>11232218
Please share source

>>11232218
>P O T H E A D S
>When will they ever learn?

>>11232355

>>11232254

>>11232218
Max kek. Almost can't believe it's real.

you can't make that shit up kek

>>11232325
Chimed in just in time for them to repeat his 420 comment.

Fucking thugs man, emphasis on the word marijuana when he said it like it's a bad thing.

He could have said the price was 420 cause he was born that time who gives a fuck if he round it up a dollar.

This is good for Tesla.

Musk is a complete chad and anyone who wants him to fail is a non-white faggot. Musk is the only person doing white man stuff and Jews just want to tear him down.

Lads I don't feel so good...

>>11232442
This. And now we understand why there's so much anti-Musk shilling on /biz/ and /pol/.

What shitcoin is this

short tesla ponzi

Remember when Elon got high and said he thought we had a good justice system? LOL!

>>11232218

I wonder what all the normies who worship him as a genius are making of all this? Pic related.

>>11232442
>Calling out Jews and saying Europe is for Europeans

Yeah typical white racist!

>>11232462
OH NO NO NO NO NO

>>11232486
Why would the head of Investor Relations fuck himself badly like that? Haha, trolled by his own boss.

>>11232442
This. I unironically don't understand why people want him to fail.

>>11232218
AHAHAHHAHAHHAHHAHAHHAHHAHA

>>11232218
Remember when total supply of btc was set at 42m instead of 41m bc Satoshi liked the number and thought it was funny?

>>11232503

Looking at Trump and Musk, it's absolutely disgusting the amount of literal nobodies crawling out of the woodwork talking shit whenever succesful people try to get shit done.

Introducing the all-new, 2019 Tesla Fraudster.

>>11232526
and then the programmer dude fucked it up because he can't into binary... priceless

>>11232514
cause his products are overpriced and based on hype alone?

https://twitter.com/elonmusk/status/1010720136246919171

O I am laffin

>>11232462
>AYvpOcMS
Sweet interface, Bloomberg terminal ?

>>11232475
Sweet merciful God

What a magnificent man

DISOBEY

I guess you could call him... Elon Just

>"He rounded the price up to $420 because he had recently learned about the number's significance in marijuana culture and thought his girlfriend would find it funny"

JUST

anyone buy any puts?

>>In Instagram DMs released by musician Azealia Banks, which included screenshots of text messages, Grimes said that Musk was trying to make a joke with the share price.


kek, i hope he found it funny enough to lose control of his company.

>>11232627
He won't lost control tho

>>11232218
Elon is the greatest CEO of our time.

>>11232218
Act like a retard, get treated like one

This clown has no right running a billion dollar company acting like a fool enjoy your parties and shitposting on twitter, you are going to have a lot of time (after jail)

>>11232658
>no right to participate in the free market
Fuck off commie faggot.

>>11232218
Thanks just bought 420k

>>11232670
Elon didn't invent TSLA, he bullied the original founders out after he got all is stock market money

He's never invented or done anything

>>11232670

>free market
>massively propped up by government assistance

He'd be living under a bridge in a cardboard box if he had to operate in a free market.

>>11232541

the war on successful goys

>>11232686
>>11232700
Watcha doin' rabbi

>>11232556
They arent. The products are top notch and spacexs rockets are undercutting prices

>>11232658
Do you who the president is, Autismo?

>>11232713

>anyone pointing out that Musk is actually a gigantic welfare queen must be jewish

>>11232705

>successful
>never made a single dollar in profit

Would now be a good time to file a hiring discrimination lawsuit against one of his companies? Yay or nay? These guys broke the law back in February.

>>11232739
Do you kikes actually think you're fooling anyone? Go back to normiebook.

>>11232637
>>The Commission brings this action against Musk pursuant to Section 21(d) of the Exchange Act [
15 U.S.C. § 78u(d)
] to enjoin the transactions, acts, practices, and courses of business alleged in this Complaint and to seek orders of disgorgement, along with prejudgment interest, civil penalties, and an officer and director bar against Musk, and such further relief as the Court may deem appropriate

well let's see if the SEC get's their way.

>>11232770
If he keeps tesla afloat, nothing will happen

We all knew this day was coming. TSLA holders knew the risk, now the only question is where the price lands.

>>11232218
holy fuck that's hilarious

>/s/ Jina L. Choi
>/s/

wat

>>11232792
0, where this scam co always belonged

>>11232218
what a fucking madman

>>11232792
wasn't enron hundred of times larger though?

>>11232784
he loses control because he will be removed from a executive capacity.

>>11232820
signed

>>11232896
Yes, and involved in far more sinister scandals than selling overpriced hipster cars to people who don't know better. I just like the image.

>>11232739

>>11232950
bro suv goes 0-60 in 2.9 seconds and gets 90 mpg, plus it looks like a space ship

>>11232218
old news, bruh, where you been

>>11232514

Because you can't let the goyim hear his white pride sentiments! We must keep the goyim from knowing their worth at all costs.

DUDE

>>11232254
SHREKD

>>11233252
I don't get it

Hang your local short seller

>>11232218
the lesson here isnt to not be greedy... its that if you are going to be greedy dont be so greedy that you stand out from the other greedy bastards

Hey uh.... so if you bros want to understand Elon's motivations all you have to do is read Iain M Banks' "Culture" series, and Asimov's "Foundation" series.

>>11234392
Or do the TLDR, and look up the culture, and the foundation, on wikipedia.

>>11232235
Fuck the moon. It's a source of light at night. Elon is a joke. He will never turn a profit on anything. We are never going to the moon, mars, or whatever sci fi fantasy you have. We are stuck here so buckle up, faggot.

>>11234459

>>11234459
Why do need seat belt buckled if not go moon

/MUSK'd/

>Stock drops 10 % after hours.
Sooooo tempted to short it tomorrow.

>>11234698
it wont dump, nobody gives a fuck 420 weed lol. muslk will just release a flamethrower drone or someshit