/biz/ - Business & Finance

first for buy the LABU dip.

GOLDEN BULL RUN

Penis

the FNGU dream: lived
Until next time

what happend to the senate hearing? are they going to recess like a bunch of fucking children or something?

>>11229195
Dont bog me bro

Was ECR a total shill meme? Or will it go up at some point?

>>11229213
imao they dont even have vowels in their name and newbies bought it ahahaha

GALT is dying fellas. Abort.

>>11229211
I made a dollar on this LABU shit, *dabs*

25% of my porfolio is GE with an average buy of 12.90. What you think my lolstoploss should be at for a 1-5 year hold?

>>11229237
>I'm a weak handed FOMO bitch and I'm selling out now that things aren't going my way

good riddance

>>11229237
More like time to buy moar.

Correction or dip....

vix round two is coming, get ready for take off.

I want to get off Mr. Bogs wild ride

2 dollars on LABU *dabs*

>>11229177
>V
>AMZN
>SPXL
>AAL

>>11229306
Im already up 5 dabs worth

Everyone buy BAC calls right now to push the price down so I can load up

Hope y'all are having a good GREEN day today!

>sold a covered call against my ATVI for $1.44
>buy it back at $1.13

*dab*

>>11229254
>>11229269
Kek, it's volume is going down--not up.

>>11229404
>muh temporary market bullshit
great

>>11229356
sent ;)

IQ are you gonna stay up this time or are you just fucking teasing me?

>>11229356
thx just bought 100k

>>11228977
If 1 in 3 women are in the market for second front doors then that's a huge untapped market

>>11229416
It's on a downward trend right now for at least a few weeks. I would wait.

>>11229421
>still long a chink scam shit
anon I...

Buy buying IQ, you are just subsidizig the chink movie industry and give your money to slant eyed plastic actors who all rook the same

>Dividend from Direxion Daily S&P Biotech Bull 3X Shares

BASED its a friend too

It's time for the Lunchtime Checkup!

What're you eating how're you doing?

I still got paperwork to do so I'm in boomer jail with a PB&J, and Siggi's is still not stocked up in my store. I'm down again today, kinda demoralizing but I'm still confident that GIS will pull through. Someone raided my mobile IP range last night so it's getting hard to post :(

At least I got the trainwreck that is the Vikings to look forward to tonight.

https://www.zerohedge.com/news/2018-09-27/dollar-shortage-returns-basis-swaps-snap-wider
>THE USD SHORTAGE MEME IS COMING BACK GUYSE

>>11229462
based lunch bro

>>11229438
Good thing China just passed regulations limiting the pay rates for actors!

>>11229462
was down 1% at open now Im up 0.5%
Railed like 70mg of adderall

>>11229467
ABSOLUTELY BULLISH

>>11229466
Giddyup VIX?

Guys, when do i sell WWE, can it really just keep going up like this for the next few years?

>>11229177
Is NLST doomed or what?
Also I bought IGC. Looks promising

>>11229462
Eating nothing because I'm fasting between lifting days. Doing good this week, though. Trying not to get used to it.

>>11229485
just received a telegram from Grichka saying the FED is gonna push the vix to 9 this time

>>11229485
short the shit hole markets

>>11229496
>Trying not to get used to it

holy fuck this. my last 3 months have been amazing. so I have to do the mental preparation for an inevitable downturn and stay disciplined when things are inevitably shit

>>11229311
=)

>>11229462
2 ciggies and another 10 mg adderall

im getting a root canal at 2 today :(

I sold a put on XLF, mother fucker better not give me this shit tomorrow.

>>11229514
If it makes you feel better I threw my bonus into the market on January 30th this year. You just have to be patient and HODL.

>>11229462

>>11229496
>fasting between lifting days
What does this do?

>>11229551
makes you not a fatass

>>11229551
I think it has something to do with making gay sex better.

>>11229483
Being realistic though. These Chinese companies are not scams or fake. The danger comes with a communist government reappropriating funds/controlling/manipulating the companies. You have to take a long look at their economy and how cash moves. What it really all comes down to is do they want to play monopoly with everyone else, or are they confused and think they are playing risk?

I consider them competent enough that they indeed do want grow themselves globally, for the time being. Hindsight is 20/20 so people can take whichever side they want, but we are all betting our souls on the cosmic roulette wheel.

>>11229542
That looks semi-comfy right now. Cigs, cup of Joe, and /biz/

>>11229551
Jars your metabolism a little bit and helps your body to process proteins more efficiently on a lean bulk. Doesn't work for everyone, but it works for me. Coming out of summer so I'll probably go full fat ass by like November.

>>11229462
Whoa ginseng coff. I’ve got a diet PEP and only two kratom capsules. I’ve sold almost everything I own, I’m completely restructuring my port. I’m busy busy busy today!

>>11229572
I don't believe in chinks managing to go global with content they create.
I find the chinks suck dick at making narratives (in films, literature, business etc). The japs are far more better in that regards.
And fundamentally, the chink tech sector is like a meme for them, a meme with which the founders can exit scam with money from gullible investors.

>>11229559
>>11229564
T-thanks
>>11229590
So it helps you gain? Interesting

>>11229613
I’m not talking about the companies behaving globally. I’m invested in companies that provide internally to their own citizens. I’m talking about the government.

i just realized I haven't had a cigarette all day. This fucking juul thing is probably the best thing drunk me has bought in years.

>>11229641
Get a suorin dude, they’re just like a juul but you can put in any flavor and you don’t have to pay for overpriced cartridges.

>>11229613
Xi is similar to Trump in a lot of ways in that he wants to be seen as a big boy. They both want their nations on top. For the US that implies fixing old trade deals and doing less international business for the sake of internal production abilities improving, becoming slightly less reliant. For China it’s becoming legitimate, expanding trade and international influence aggressively. Having a meme stock market does not serve Xi’s cause.

>>11229655
nah fuck that, these cartridges make the whole thing more sanitary. gotta start taking better care of my self I'm all middle aged and shit.

>>11229620
>So it helps you gain? Interesting
It's something to try. My lifts have been going up consistently and I've only been eating just above maintenance while getting the necessary proteins, carbs, veggies, etc. It's easier to get strong by eating like an asshole, but it's not the only way to do it.

>>11229421
trusting chinks and commies with your money.

Anyone else bagholding ROAD?

>>11229676
I cant stuff myself. I just can’t. I’ve been going three times a week now but that’s all I can do because reasons. I’ve put on noticeable muscle but not near what I want. I’m gonna look into this. Thanks

>>11229705
*going to the gym

>>11229630
I know you believe in IQ
Best of luck

I don't care much about chink tech business models, because I feel the chink entrepreneurs view tech as a buzzword that make gullible investors pay a high price to own their shares. Chink tech is the ideal memes for scammers to exit scam and live off the IPO money for the rest of their lives

Yes, I am skeptical towards the whole chink stock market (especially their tech sector). Apart from the big companies, how many of the chink techs are profitable ?

>>11229656
Of course, uncle Xi wants to mimic the legitimacy of the Western institutions. But he forgets something : his citizens are soulless chinks who don't have a clue of what integrity or honesty really means. Chinks' idea of honesty is not being caught and shamed when they pull out the most fucked up of bullshit.
China still has a long way to go to be a legitimate global big boy

>>11229711
have to get that beach friends body.

>>11229705
>>11229711
Np, man. Just stick with it and you'll see results

>everything is up
>12:30 EST
and heeeere comes the correction

>he fell for the crash meme

20 shares of IGC
cmon.cmon

>>11229655
Smok Novo is way better dude.

THREADLY REMINDER THAT DIVIDENDS ARE YOUR FREN

>>11229718
>has a long way to go
>possibility for gainz detected

>>11229462
>what are you eating
Not cancer and diabetes.

The DAQ
All time highs
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UWMQT9xVMZc

2 front doors, 2 scoops, 2 scotuses confirmed, 2 terms confirmed.

Should i diversify into UDOW or stay 100% TQQQ?

>>11229551
>>11229559
>>11229564
>>11229590

it causes your body to begin using fat stores

after a few days when you run out of fat stores, it will begin using muscles for sugar consumption (2g protien from the body = 1g sugar for the brain), so gotta keep a strict schedule to make sure you dont starve for 4-5 days in a row

24 hours (+or- 4 hours) is enough time for you to burn all sugar that is stored in the body

be warned, if you do this regularly for a few weeks, then stop intermitten fasting, your body WILL extract more energy from the food you eat, and you will gain body fat at a faster rate than someone who hasnt starved themselves in the past year

it also improves mental focus, but shortens your temper and ability for prolonged higher reasoning

t. someone who regularly forgets to eat, who will unintentionally starve for a couple days in a row without realizing, cause adderall

>>11229801
pick up some UDOW and FAS my nigger

>>11229819
>it also improves mental focus, but shortens your temper and ability for prolonged higher reasoning
so more likely to take part in activities like gay sex?

>>11229819
Probably not good to try if I have no fat stores lol

>all stocks are green

BLESSED

Praise kek

Spy Calls to the moon

>>11229796
THANK YOU BASED TRUMP

>>11229830
I'm 50% TQQQ 50% UDOW now
FAS and DFEN are next

>>11229763
too much government regulations and currency manipulation for Chinese stocks to grow. not a good investment.

holy shit AMAT finally up and FNGU still giving me even more gains only way it could be better is if EXAS was up too but i'll take the small gains as well

hooray no lunchtime dip today, already up 0.8%

>>11229819
for refference, in that pic;
red= energy from food, orange=carbs(sugar) stored in various cells in the body, yellow=burning bodyfat for sugar

>>11229849
if done for 24 hours, maybe just 20 hours to be cautious, then yes it can be good if you carbo-load right before you lift
but yea as soon as you use up fat stores, and sugar stores, you will be burning primarily muscle tissue for food (the very same muscles you want to build up with exercise). The body can choose where it takes protein from, aka it avoids bones, your heart, vital things like that, but you mentally, cannot

>>11229841
makes your body crave food, and treat every situation like you are hunting prey ( because evolution: if you are starving, your body (you) needs to do the best it can to get food
good for mentally easy shit (chase that animal until you are close enough to stab it and drink its blood), not so good for higher reasoning or complex/multitasking (time to file my taxes, or take that big math test at school, or do good at bar trivia night)

I suppose an empty colen is better for gay sex sometimes though? idk

>>11229760
Im selling my CLDT probably tomorrow. What should i get? Thinking of more MIC or maybe KYN.

buy Campbells soup dip
Buy CAG tommrow

This isn't even TTWO's final form yet

$250-300 will be peak meme chart

>>11229867
OH YES

What do I do to thank based Jerome for the dip?

what about sour hour boys? sell off?

>>11229969
It's not going to hit $250.
But if it does that would be pretty rad

>>11229462
GALT is killing my ass today, feels bad man ;_;

>>11230006
I feel bad for GALT boys, but this is yet another valuable lesson for the thread:
>don't gamble on biotech on the advice of trips and anons EVER

>>11229991
I hope so. I love a good bogening

>>11230006
>>11230029
I-it'll bounce back, right guys? GALT Anon said to wait after results came out!

who else loading up on oasm?

>>11230039

>>11230039
It's going to keep sinking until then. The volume is going back to a low. I'd wait a while until it hits close to 4 dollars again before I would buy in.

Here comes a red dip, aaaaaaaaaaaaah

>>11229969
EA is making me money too. the dip was a silly overreaction.

Feeling that post-FNGU regret

Ford approaching 52 week low

gonna buy some calls on this dip
PUMP IT

>>11230096
same, bought more at 111. I don't really care about vidya but EA is literally rhe donald trump of gaming they will be right back at it.

I'm betting on gtxi having a big comeback once there next trial starts. Am I memeing myself into oblivion?

God dammit F why did i fall for you dividend meme

>>11230276

im sure itll come back up

WHAT THE FUCK WHY IS BUDWEISER GETTING SHIT ON

>>11230276
>>11230312
Worlds biggest dividend trap

I bought ECR at 1.32. Should I sell now at the 1.19 or is there any chance it moves up?

>>11230335
only 1.5 months until the fat dividend

>>11230312
Based on what?

Trump is killing them with tarrifs, nobody is buying their shit sedans to the point where they're just stopping production all together, they have crappy foreign sales, their major selling point are big stupid hulking super expensive pick-ups that younger generations are quickly becoming unable to afford. If it wasn't for the fact that the government will probably never actually let them go bankrupt they probably would have done it a long time ago.

>>11230335
>>11230360
lol dilly dilly

>>11230373
>GM and Dodge go bankrupt, need a bailout ten years ago
>Ford does not go bankrupt, refuses government money, survives just as well off anyways

kek

AS IS ROUTINE

holy heckies that coke product placement @ the hearing
do me buy coke stock now ???

Are pivot points just better than fib retracing? I'm going back through SPY on trading view and they just seem... better?

>>11230039
>>11230029
Like I said before, GALT is a position trade, not a swing trade
Biotech is a volatile sector, and it isn't uncommon for them to fluctuate like this for no reason
There's no bad news pulling GALT down, as long as you're patient and think in the long term, you'll make a profit
The science is still good and the company's finances are still good
Just be patient and hodl

This isn't a /biz/ meme, this is a legitimate company (as legitimate as small-cap biotechs get, at least) with genuine promise

>>11230424
those are useless

only use ichimoku cloud and 50/100/200 EMAs, they will make you 50% annually with no problems at all

trade less with better signals that is all you need

>>11230029
>>11230439
I fully agree that buying a stock solely because people on /biz/ suggested it is retarded
You should always do your own research before you put your money on the line

https://www.smarteranalyst.com/brief/galectin-therapeutics-galt-receives-a-buy-from-h-c-wainwright/
https://www.fairfieldcurrent.com/2018/09/23/galectin-therapeutics-inc-common-stock-galt-lifted-to-buy-at-bidaskclub.html

How dumb is it to buy a stock right before the ex-dividend date?

>must not FOMO into IGC
>must hold MGNA

>>11230464
I already like itchy clouds, I've had success switching between the clouds and bolly bands with RSI on bottom. It just seems like the last couple weeks particularly on the short term SPY has stuck to pivot points so closely it could be useful.

>>11230510
you might simply be a shorter term higher frequency trader than I am

I've bought SP500 on 10x leverage about once a month over this summer, the dip at 2700 (kijun support), 2800 on the tenkan, 2830 on the tenkan, and 2875 and 2900 on the tenkan since about July.

I dont care about the drop from 2915 to 2860 in early September, the entire market is still purely bullish and I will simply buy and hold this shit until the chart tells me otherwise

>I have both NBEV and galt

Are info systems ETFs the best ETFs to invest in? I've read about 30% annual returns on these.

Yay still green

Time for a new crown, market better be green when I'm done

>>11230502
>MGNA
What the fuck kind of stock is this?

fucking campbell soup

>>11230537
Yeah I've been trying to come up with a way to reliably swing trade SPXL, usually trying to hold my position for no longer than two or three days. I think I just need to backtest a lot more and give it some more time actually sticking to my strategy.

>buy something
>instantly goes down
everytiem why

>>11230554
Did you buy them because /biz/ was talking about them or because you actually did your own research and liked them

>>11230630
Because you buy things when they're at the peak of a run up and people have been hyping them for a while
Learn to identify a good stock before people start hyping it, be patient, and wait

>>11230614
i own a bunch of SSO, 2x SP500. It will last through a recession, it did the last one. Google around there are studies on what the ideal leverage long term is if you are willing to buy and hold, and for SP its between 2 and 3, same with NASDAQ. Im about half and half SPY/SSO so my true leverage is around 1.5x, i feel its the safest play between returns and long term recession handling.

fuuuuuug why am I so conservative??? I have a position that is up 131% ytd but it's only 1.6% of my money :/ I guess that's the "smart" thing to do with volatile shit but god damn man...

I put $100 on IGC. Am I fucked

BURN WEED BURN
BURN WEED BURN

If RIV would be so kind as to drop in to the low $5 range that'd be swell. I was disatisfied with support forming at 7-ish yesterday. Too high, makes it less lucrative bounce play for me. 4.50-5 would be perfect. Then i can fill my giant lowball order with some confidence.

>>11230661
Because volatile stocks can go down just as quickly as they go up
I'll admit that GALT is a good example of that, even though I'm long and have been holding it for months
If you don't have the risk tolerance to hold a volatile stock even when it's going down, then you're going to lose money more often than not
Also, volatile small-cap stocks are more likely to just be shitty companies than larger, more proven stocks
It's harder to identify which ones are good companies and which ones are bad companies, adding additional risk

Stawks and dollar pumping haaaard. Europe still negative rates everybody is rushing to get out of negative rate land

should have bought the spy dip yesterday

>muh 5% returns mah fugguh
TQQQ

>>11230630
Seriously? You better not be buying when it's going up anon

>>11230661

You can trade high risk stuff in a relatively low risk way. Look for bullish indicators, set stop loss at the point where bullish indicator would be invalidated; such as, buy bull flag, set stop below the range of the flag part of it. Or, buy descending wedge, set stop loss below the point of the triangle. Risk is generally 3-5% of principal if you're careful abut making a good entry in the pattern. Do not risk more than 10% of portfolio on any one trade in ordinary circumstances. That number can go higher if you're cost averaging depending on risk tolerance.

>>11230554
I bought nbev and lost, learned my lesson. Don't listen to the shills. Every meme stock spammed here often gets dumped. Short them if youre smart.

youre gonna want to load the fuck up on regional banks right now

KRE
DPST

>>11229488
Sold my 10/19 $100 calls this morning. Took a nice 100% profit. It just broke out of cup and handle pattern which is why it is mooning.

Put it all into ILMN 11/16 $410 calls. Will sell right before earnings when volatility spikes. Should be a safe 2-3k profit.

Is FG a good buy right now? its tempting but insurance companies aren't really my strong suit.

>>11229991
Today will be power hour. Sorry sour bois.

Do we not really talk about currency pairs here?

I believe the broad with the testimony. I think it's time to short the economy, Trump's done.

>>11230946
nobody else here besides me and you is good enough traders to make patient and intelligent entry points with solid stop losses and profit taking locations with forex pairs

Honestly? I Just wanted to let you know that you're all a bunch of cock sucking faggots, but I still love you all. Even the tripfags. Also, We are (Not) going to make it. A toast to losing our money, and a toast to gambling addiction.

>>11230984
Oh. That's kind of depressing.

>>11230614
You can pretty much buy SPXL at any point and sell at higher prices if you just wait long enough, your entry LITTERALLY doesn't matter

>>11231028
its an anonymous basket wearing forum where people spam shit like 'short the economy', of course almost nobody here has any idea what they are doing

Do you guys in the US have something like my countries retirement plan? It's a pension plan and we can save 960 euro each year and get back 30% in taxes, it's put in a fund and we can only use it from age of 60 (or before but with huge penalty). It's like a 401k like US has but it has nothing to do with our employer. Does US has something likewise? Also, do you guys save in 401k? It seems so logical and good but damn 60 is a long time for me.

>>11230946
If people want me will start sharing some of eur/usd trades too

>>11231053
ROTH IRA for Americans perhaps is similar

>>11231057
Are you shorting Eur ?
Guido Draghi can't possibly raise the ECB rate without rekt the eurozone (the usual suspects: Italy, Greece, Spain, Portugal etc)

>>11231053
>60 is a long time for me

yep fuck 401gays. I contribute after tax to my own investments and I can do anything I want with the money at any time, including making it and retiring before 65

>>11231038
But I'd rather buy and sell it at ideal times than just lmao hold it silly! Your SPXL/SPXS method seems interesting though, you like to buy an equal dollar amount of SPXS as a hedge when you think SPY is going back down, hold both, and then sell the opposite of where you think SPY is going the next day right?
>>11231057
You're back in forex after getting liquidated?

Is CRON a good time to jump in for a swing?

>>11230373

>their major selling point are big stupid hulking super expensive pick-ups that younger generations are quickly becoming unable to afford.

almost any jobsite or commercial vehicle, especially government, is going to be all ford.

>>11231053
>he plans on living to 60

>>11231072
True, but it's a guaranteed 30% yearly return (which I get directly) and my plan's fund has like a 10%+/- anual return too (which I only can get at 60). So it doesn't seem like such a bad deal. But I'm also not convinced...

>>11231109
Don't you? Seeing how fast the years go I'm pretty sure it's coming faster then we'd hope.

>>11231070
No just closed short, I wouldn't short below 1.164
I don't know the fundamentals of how rates effect currency prices so I cant give you much of argument

But I can tell you there strong forces around 1.16 keeping up the price

>>11231095
Possible, looks like a basing pattern to finish the corrective waves. Breakout looks most likely next week.

>>11231118
the usa does have something like that called social security and it comes out of my every motherfucking paycheck already whether I like it or not god dammit I fucking hate communist fucking fuck. sorry...got a bit off track there. The point is I would never contribute to something I didn't absolutely have to with my hard earned money. It seems like in your case it's a choice and not at the barrel of a gun. So I wouldn't do it but that's your decision

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=98fP8mqariI

PM rejects weed. Does that make MO the default buy?

>>11230631
>>11230554
>>11230766
Jesus guys, it was a pump and dump. Learn to recognize that. I made over 800 dollars in one day off of NBEV but that's because I just look at candle stick charts and have an idea when it's going to be a red day and when it's going to be a green.

why spy falling
is it #metoo

COME ON RIV DROP TO 5 LET'S GO!!!

>>11231154

Odd that big tobacco is less interested in diversifying in to the dude weed than alcohol is.

>>11231025
It's not an addiction.... REEEEE

I should have stayed 100% TQQQ instead of picking up UDOW too
Oh well

>>11231025
Speak for yourself. There is a reason I keep posting the candlestick charts before I make a trade...

A heartfelt Go Fuck Yourself to the prick who told me to buy GERN. half my fucking portfolio is gone

>>11231093
Uhhhh
Now that I have super large leverage and dont have worry about PDT have stopped doing that!
But yes that used for be plan
Also! SPXS has bad range now for some reason x.x, its easier to match spxl range with SPXU

And yeah kinda getting back into forex
It takes most people many liquidation before they get used to forex x.x

>>11231153
Don't worry, I'm from Belgium I think we have most taxed country of like the world.

>>11231274
>gambling half your portfolio on a single stock
>a small-cap biotech stock
>without doing your own research
>because some anon told you to

Don't pretend anyone but you is responsible for your losses

>>11231274
you deserve it for betting half your portfolio on a meme

>>11231274
these sort of literal life cucks are why everybody else succeeds

literally throwing away basically all of their money over and over, their corpses are what we walk over on the way to the 3rd different lambo of the week

How do I short Kavanaugh ?

>>11231274
its me
im the anon

>>11231302
god that scene so hot

>>11231362
No, I am the rapist!

>>11231274
>the prick who told me to buy

Anon please. That phrase should have no part in your trading decisions. Somebody outright tells me to buy something I am immediately suspicious. Only hop in on a tip if you look at the chart yourself, identify valid entry point, double check DD and financials to make sure you're not about to snuggle up to a dumpster fire.

whew knew it was better just for stay out of market today @_@
would be crazy if long target was reached

>>11231383
drink the ketchup rkg

>>11231185
>COME ON RIV DROP TO 5 LET'S GO!!!

YEEEEEESSSSS NEW LOW OF DAY GO GO GO GO

>>11231025
I (will) make it.

This my friends is what a rapist looks like when he's been caught. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2DwnF30KASY

I bought SHLD

WHY DO I NEVER LEARN

>>11231451
>>eat the pennies quiz-boy

holy heckies this dummping kek
insanity levels of dumping

>>11231451
NUUUU ME NO KETCHUP NUUUUUUU

>>11231463
I doubled on my first successful put with SHLD

>>11231500

>>11231463
Holy hell their market cap is 120 million. For what's ostensibly a giant national retail chain? They're DOOMED

I KNEW THIS MORNING'S PUMP WAS FAKE AND GAY. FUCKKKKKKK

>>11231516

>>11231521
OHNONONO MY GAINS

isn't this what those "smart money" charts are all about? institutions selling before the end of the day regularly signals downturns coming?

>>11231529

ONE STEP FORWARD
NINE STEPS BACK

My regional banks AHHH

DUDE

Oh well. At least I didn't get /GERN'd/. Those poor motherfuckers.

DUMP DUMP DUMP DUMP DUMP

Ding ding ding! How did everyone do today? I'm up .28%, getting used to a five figure portfolio is a little frightening but I'm liking it!

Just like yesterday. Had a high of +$300 only to end the day a couple of dollars up.

>>11231717
GREEN DAY

nice double 17's btw

>>11231653
Shit, I wish I had seen that sooner. IGC looks like it's going to be making another bullrun.

>>11231724
Did you dab ?

AAHAHAHHAH

LOOK AT TESLA

lmao

Sigh

>>11231717
So fucking green, Im about to play Green Day.

>>11230670
quite the contrary

>>11231733
I posted pink wojaks and went OHNONONO so hard that I thought my face would split.

>>11230670
You should have put more you fucking idiot.

>>11231800
wow this interface is a mess i feel bad fo ryou

i got fucken rekt. feels like the market kicked me in the kavanaughs. even my labu is red ffs.

>>11231717
Was up 11% at the peak, but couldnt sell thanks to the retarded daytrading rule. Closed at 3.5% ahead, at this point just hoping I won't have more losses when dumping everything tomorrow morning.

BOOM: https://www.cnbc.com/2018/09/27/tesla-falls-4percent-on-report-elon-musk-sued-by-sec.html

>>11231717

I didn't get the low fills I was looking for today. Perhaps there will be a panic sell off at open tomorrow.

>>11231813
I took the screenshot through the browser because the app forbids you from capturing screenshots. The Schwab app is actually very nice.

>>11230983
How much more money do you need to lose before you kill yourself?

>>11231717
+0.25
Bout to get dumped on tomorrow.

Up 0.48% today which is meh. I bought ROYT yesterday and it lost almost 6% today when they announced a decrease in their dividends (I assume?), hopefully they will pick up again cause I don't wanna sell with huge loss.

>>11231717
GALT has had a bad week and a particularly bad day today, but I'm still confident in it. Staying patient and hodling. I added to VTGN today. I'm planning on diversifying my portfolio more once I close my GALT position (will most likely be quite a while).

>>11231717
7% gain for me today. This shit is literally so much easier when you stop worrying about making the perfect play every minute of the day.

>>11231843
it's not a loss if you never sell

>>11231717
>>11231717
i got fucking JUSTED on regional bank etf

>>11231872
And how's shorting an upward trending market working for you?

U.S. SEC FILES LAWSUIT AGAINST TSLA CHIEF EXECUTIVE ELON MUSK, ALLEGING SECURITIES FRAUD; COPY OF COMPLAINT NOT IMMEDIATELY AVAILABLE -- MANHATTAN FEDERAL COURT RECORDS

>>11231882
sorry, i sold an XLF put at open today. Looks like I'm going to be buying 100 shares of this crap tomorrow.

MARA tomorrow
Ty crypto kiddies

>>11231886
It's gonna go back up anyway. TSLA is a ticker that gives NO fucks and has a mind of its own.

>>11231884
It's not working very well. I need a happening. Hopefully this Kavanaugh controversy will be the catalyst I need to make a few dollars.

Long calenders and beer in addition to US Markets

God Bless Kavanaugh, that man just put his soul out in front of America.

>>11231826
>funding secured

>>11231913
Dude he is going to get confirmed. The bitch literally only has her testimony as evidence. Can't remember names, dates, places, etc. Are you one of those NPC I hear about?

>>11231871
>his shit is literally so much easier when you stop worrying about making the perfect play every minute of the day.

Correct! Good on you for learning that lesson. It's a toughie to get in to your skull and make it stay there.

Also, F to pay respects to Elon Musk

NIO finding support at $7.05 please god do t let it go lower.

>>11231923
>God Bless Kavanaugh, that man just put his soul out in front of America.

He did good. Allegations from stuff that happened as early as 1982? And then some random anonymous new shit from '98? Come on! Roasties are doing themselves a disservice with this shit. If you're going to #metoo it up, it had better be a credible event with solid witness and PHYSICAL EVIDENCE for god sakes. Not lol something happened 36 years ago and I never said anything until now because reasons.

>>11231951
>when the scam finally reaches it's inevitable end

well, at least he made himself a billionaire (I mean, he was) with all of that sweet government cash but eventually the lies become even too big for a great con man like Musk

cant wait to go night night and dream about that opening bell green number next to my tsla puts

>>11231717
Down 1.12% today, down 4.85% this last month. Feels bad man.

RIP ELON MUSK


HAHAHAHAAHAHAH

>>11231933
You have to see that Ford is credible, and her bravery to come forward is something to be admired. There are no holes in her story and history will show this is the biggest mistake of Trump's, soon to be, shortened tenure as POTUS. Kavanaugh's angry opening statement was one of a guilty liar. The fact you choose to remain ignorant to the evidence presented in front of the senate today shows your complete lack of compassion for victims, and disrespect for the judicial branch of our government.

>>11232009
Ring a bell. This is the top of the bull market. The Enron of our time.

>>11232025
this is why the rule of always do the opposite of tripfags just werks

>>11232025
WOMP WOMP commie.

>>11232009

>>11232009
strong bearish bias

>>11232025
this pretty much confirms Kav is getting in

>>11232009
Haters are going to hate.

So whats gonna pump on monday for the microcap conference?

one time in 1989 lindsay graham stuck his balls in my mouth while I was sleeping and had his friend take a picture

>>11232048
>>>>

>>11232149
Hey I bought some CHK at 4.46, it better be a green day tomorrow or you will get more than just some nuts on your chin.

Looks like I know what to buy tomorrow...

$DTEA
>54 stores in Ontario
>business can only survive if they enter pot market
>pot distributors limited to one location in Ontario
https://www.theglobeandmail.com/cannabis/article-ontario-government-unveils-proposed-rules-for-recreational-cannabis/

convince me to not all in

>>11232240
Do it! I wish I hadn't just bought CHK right now, this stupid cannabis bubble is ridiculous.

I LITERALLY RISKED MY ENTIRE MEAGER BANK ACCOUNT ON $ADMP CALLS FOR THE APPROVAL AND IT GETS APPROVED AND STILL CRASHES

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>11232378
Buy the rumor, sell the news....

>>11232378

kek

>>11232240

https://business.financialpost.com/news/retail-marketing/shareholder-critical-of-davidstea-co-founder-unloads-most-of-its-shares

>>11232378
proof of the market's irrationality
the best bet with small-cap biotech companies is finding good choices and going long
it'll go up eventually, just not immediately

>>11232025
>complete lack of compassion for victims, and disrespect for the judicial branch of our government.

You're right. I could give a fuck about weeping widows. That's why I'm a trader. No emotion means better gains.

>>11232422
so the dumpening has already happened. brilliant

>"According to Musk, he calculated the $420 price per share based on a 20% premium over that day's closing share price because he thought 20% was a 'standard premium' in going-private transaction," the SEC alleged in its suit. "
>This calculation resulted in a price of $419, and Musk stated that he rounded the price up to $420 because he had recently learned about the number's significance in marijuana culture and thought his girlfriend 'would find it funny, which admittedly is not a great reason to pick a price.'"

OH NO NO NO NO AHAHAHA

hopefully the rape committee and SEC 420 is, as my chinese friend would say, "riced in"

>>11232494

Just got in NIO. Will pop off of this Tesla news. RIP Elon.

>some people in here still don't own any BGFV

>>11232494
chad as fuck

>>11231882
Buying financials before the happening and the bottom of the credit cycle

I SHIGGYDIGGY

>>11232494
I'm pretty convinced Musk is really just an android programmed to discover things about the world.

For the Tesla Longs:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oIscL-Bjsq4

>F

>>11232777
>android programmed
Wasn't this a normie meme for a while
Also
>chegged

Yeah okay I'm watching this Kavanaugh thing and all I have to say is bet hard on Republicans winning big in the midterms this fall. Dems look so stupid the way they're handling this thing.

>>11232875
How do I short Dems?

>>11232890
>social media
i figure if the gop takes both houses, major regs on FB, SNAP, & TWTR

>>11232875
short social media, buy gun stocks

>>11232905

i already have wooden and composite gun stocks tho

>>11232890

Long on the golden bull.

Bought 300 shares of BAC. Did I fuck up?

New dubs thread
>>11233033
>>11233033
>>11233033
>>11233033

Exciting after hours today

>>11232905
Gun stocks only go up when Democrats there to take guns away

You should have sold all your gun stocks when Trump got elected