/biz/ - Business & Finance

What the fk that u?

Forget about money just use it to get laid

>>11214809
>What the fk that u?
It be.

Here's another:
https://vocaroo.com/i/s0VsUZ1RvDH6

drop out and start asmr

>>11214795
beautiful anon.

>>11214795
Knee pads.

>>11214795
Say something /biz/-related so we know you aren’t LARPing.
PPPP for an example

Say "Chainlink 1000$ EOY"

Hate to break it to you but you're fucking shit. It sounds like you have a tenor voice and you're trying to sing base.

>>11215029
this. there's potential though. need some help with lyric writing. sounds like something an edgy 15 year old wrote

>>11215029
I'm a baritone.

>>11215039
That's a Danzig song written for Johnny Cash.

>>11215048
Can you do the requests?

Also sing wagie cagie song please

>>11215056
I'll do them when I get home in an hour.

>>11214898
>>11214917
>>11215056
Here you go frens: https://vocaroo.com/i/s0J4rk5tpMIu

Lyrics in pic.

>>11214795
You can have a stable job with your voice at a call center. Little intelligence also needed.

>>11215872
based. BASED

>>11215872
you have a beautiful voice fren

>>11215872
Based voiceanon.

>>11215872
My sides. Bizonacci using that for a video would be beyond the realms of kino. Well done.

>>11215872
This is genuinely great, this board does not deserve you voiceanon.

lol the fuck

>>11215918
Just trying to give back to the board that has taken so much from me over the past year.

>>11215872
Basedand beautiful

>>11215872
I like this man I do but you need to be honest with yourself as well since you asked for advice. you have bad voice control so you're barely keeping it together which makes it hard to listen to. the listener knows you're struggling to keep it together. the best performances are polished and seem like it's as easy as breathing for the performer. the audience picks up on this even if they can't elaborate. so work on getting control of your voice because right now it seems like you're trying really hard to stay "deep" or something instead of going where the song dictates and not worrying about how "cool" you sound. use your natural range, not your tryhard one, and you could actually be successful

>>11215872
legit made my day anon

Fuck music, just do voice acting for games/cartoons. Easy money.

>>11215048
LoL. Seriously.

Also : OP : stop ripping off Cash and do something of your own.

>>11215927

That seems like it can be spun into good lyrics.

>>11215872
Based and redpilled
unironically

Sing about stinky linkies now

Voice reminds me of this guy.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nADTbWQof7Y

Just listen as he delivers the first line.... its not fair, no one man should have all this power.

>>11215872
10/10

>>11215872
>https://vocaroo.com/i/s0J4rk5tpMIu
pretty damn impressive.

>>11214795

Just sounds to me like your doing a johnny cash impression but then again I don't know anything about signing/voices.

>>11215978
How about I rip off Sinatra instead?

https://vocaroo.com/i/s0WgiCpgef9d
(pic in lyrics)

>>11216030
>>11214917
This new one's about Link.

>>11215872
>https://vocaroo.com/i/s0J4rk5tpMIu
Nice, seeing OP deliver warms my heart. I would let you hear what a anime faggot sounds if I were not in the library.

>>11216255
B A S E D
sing this classic anon

Stinky Linky dumpety doo
I've got another puzzle for you
Stinky Linky dumpety dee
If you are wise you'll listen to me

Who do you blame when your coin takes a hit
And the market stinks worse than Pajeet shit?
Blaming yourself is a lie and a shame
You know exactly who's to blame

Some random anon on /biz/

Stinky Linky dumpety da
FOMO in now and you will go far
You can drive in lambos too
Like the Stinky Linkies dumpety do

>>11216255
>https://vocaroo.com/i/s0WgiCpgef9d
Christ almighty anon

>>11215872
>https://vocaroo.com/i/s0J4rk5tpMIu
u sound great op

>>11216255
>https://vocaroo.com/i/s0WgiCpgef9d
i love you crypto-natra

>>11216255

based cryptonatra

>>11214795
You sound like shit anon. Still miles better than what I could do though, my strength is in the visual arts.

>>11216062

Josh Turners voice is godlike

@3:15 his low note
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uFz61X2PQTw

>>11216340
I wrote an original melody just for you, fren.

https://vocaroo.com/i/s1LbacHUy3bj

>>11217179
Absolute legend anon

>>11217179
WOW

>>11217179
I mean this is unironically beautiful
I'm setting this as my ringtone and alarm

>>11214795
Fuck off roger

>>11215048
You're not a baritone, mate. Every man thinks they're a baritone and half of them are just fucking wrong

Sing fucking John denver or something, you're not a baritone.

>>11217179
Thanks for this thread fren

>>11217179
Fucking righteous

>>11215872
Bizonacci, if you're reading this get in touch with this guy and make something happen

>>11218607
This

Epic bread

Cryptonatra pls come back and sing Luck be a Lady. We all need it for the golden bull run

>>11218430
You’re welcome fren.

>>11219509
I’m out for a while, if I have time when I get back home.

i have a way better voice than this

>>11219645
Then you sing Luck be a Lady for us
>>11219509

>>11219676
how does vocaroo work can i play a backing track from my laptop and record at the same time or do i need two devices?

You have, and I really mean this unironically, a very good voice

>>11219705
I'm not sure I haven't used it in a while but I think when your mic is recording it cuts whatever audio. Idk, try playing a YouTube video in the background of a different browser while recording with vocaroo open in a new browser

>>11216255
We love you Cryptonatra. We really do.
May God bless you with green dildos

>>11214795

no offense but your voice sounds like an imitation rather than the real thing. What you're going for just doesn't suit you, and more importantly it doesn't sound good.

>>11219724
i am in public now but keep the thread alive and i'll deliver. i don't know luck be a lady but i'll find something similarly comfy

>>11219880
Sing New York New York becuase I'm from there and really like that song.

My voice is shit

bump

Delusions of grandeur, you're actually garbage.

You remind me of those girls in like junior high who would sing stuff and think they actually had it.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bJft_EmksO0


this is a different flavor of you. This is how you sound and you're just too blind and have no self awareness.

>>11220337
no he's not that bad at all, he's got a decent voice just doesn't know how to use it to the max. the sinatra was actually pretty good.

>>11215957

Based and redpilled

>>11220337
t.angry musical midget who walked bob dylan up on stage

>>11220337
lmao look at how salty this faggot is
you jealous little faggot lmao so sad
you should kys since this man is a better human and has a better voice than you could ever wish to have

>>11220868
Kek, so true.

>>11220542
he's mad his voice is shit compared to cryptonatra
angry little manlet faggot who tried to make it in music but failed so he wants to bring this anon down

OP, just teach me how to synch instrumentals to the version I want to sing, I have a good voice too.

>>11220959
that's what i'm trying to figure out too. i just wrote a nice version of 1979 but biz-themed. i found an instrumental so when i'm home in a few minutes i'll try to figure it out

>>11220868
>>11220895
>>11220542


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PbLHzz31dzg

>>11221131
post your song faggot, we're all doing it

>>11220913
projecting so hard lmao, wish the mods would remove this failed humble brag thread.

>>11221144

>>>>>>/soc/

This is the best thread on biz in months

>>11221199
Hell yeah

damn nice pipes OP, forget profit u already made it since puberty

my smashing pumpkins sounded like shit on this laptop so i just did Fly Me To The Moon too. i had to be kinda quiet but let's keep these tunes going bros

https://vocaroo.com/i/s1gAIFYFyhXI

>>11219509
I only just got back home and it's 1 am here, but I did short bit for you in the hallway.
https://vocaroo.com/i/s03WcPnCwgBR

Anything to help prep the golden bull.
Good night, frens.

Your sinatras sound really good

>>11214832
Please

>>11214795
Okay, OP, you need to post that vacroo to Rockstar and tell them you'll give them voices for side characters for free! After you work for them for a while they'll eventually pay you.

>>11214795
Is it just me or that guitar sounds untuned ?

>>11216255
Based anon

>>11222136
You sound exactly like Sinatra. It's unreal

>>11220337

>>11222136
Post an burner email address big guy, I'll hook you up

>>11214795
Start off with gig work.
Just get people to pay you to read things.

Bump

>>11215872

>but i Remember everything

>>11215872

top lol

Something I'm not seeing? biz full of rednecks who like country?

>>11224406
f1trls+16lno5wwqwc08@sharklasers.com
I'm game.

>>11222999
Oh it's untuned alright, dubtriptripfren.

>>11214795
riders of the storm
>riders of the storm

you do you non

OP wasn't a faggot...for once
well done OP!

>>11215872
>>11216255
/biz/ delivers again

>>11225823
>>11226265
OP just got saudi money. He just made it.

>>11224406
>>11226265
OP just got saudi money. He just made it.

You really need to practice OP...

Your voice is beautiful but painfully untrained.

>>11214795
I think the best way to profit off of your voice is making a youtube channel and just make song based on people's requests. 4chan would get you a lot of views and subs, you could go on reddit to make an AMA or something similar where you would compose songs. I reckon you would quickly gain a lot of subscribers and from there you can do your own thing and make money off of ads.

On the sideways you can also do fiverr or similar, charge like $25-50 per short song, more if it's longer or if they don't include a melody and you would be making a decent chunk of money.

>>11214795
>>11214821
>>11215872
>>11216255
>>11217179
>>11222136
Holy fuck, you sound amazing man. Johnny Cash and Sinatra are some of my favorites too. Try to get a job singing in Nashville or Vegas or something. Shouldn’t be hard at all to get hired.

>>11217179
>I said-a hey! Hah! OW!
This is an Oblivion joke, isn’t it?
https://youtu.be/qN80_7rNmcE

Good stuff, made me forget my bags.

>>11214795
how old are you ~30?

>>11214795
also, just figured out that you're most likely CryptoCowboy
https://twitter.com/Modern_Spider
randomly stumbled onto you, you commented on my ether island analogy.

Anyway, you have a good voice. I love singing Sinatra as well, good for the soul.
Your guitar playing sucks so fucking hard though, you should focus on improving it.
For starters - stop downstrumming the whole way through and learn to alternate.
When you learn how to do that, the backing will be much more supportive of your voice, having a more natural rhythm; and further along, when you really get comfy with it, you'll be able to focus on your voice much more, which will show - or rather sound.

With (making it) come a fuckton of unpleasant attachments or maybe even unbearable depending on what type of person you are. Like exposure which you may think you want before you actually start getting it - but unless you're a douche, you probably don't. Disingenuous people, manipulators, expectations.
You basically have much less peace and quiet to be who you actually are. The alone time you now spend singing, and the feeling you get from it is - after (making it) - somehow tainted. At least that's how I felt. The stage and troves of people are a fucking high though. Not much beats it. It's why most famous musicians are drug addicts, they chase that high. Enough of the cautionary tale.

Consider the pros and cons.
You could (make it) imo, if you start putting all your efforts into songwriting. You'll learn to sing better while doing it, that's not as much of a concern. Also, playing with a band would really get you going, if you're not already.

Keep at it, even if it's just to make yourself feel really good.

>>11214795
>https://vocaroo.com/i/s0KFaxz8a8q5
is this for reall OP?

damn that was pretty amazing.
if not bait

talk show host
leader voice
important person voice
politican voice
people will do your bidding voice

good that was amazing

>>11214795
You sound a bit flat and also your range is no good, at least in this clip

>>11230558
>Your guitar playing sucks so fucking hard though
I know. I always sucked and it's been more than two years since I last touched a git-tar. Got a blister after strumming for five minutes.
Unironically no idea who cryptocowboy is though.

>>11230558
this is exactly why i just want to put my music on spotify and maybe pay for PR but never actually tour or get big. i just want a smallish but legit following, like 50K fans would be awesome but the absolute most. i am not wired to handle constant attention and manipulators and shit like that

what type of music do you make anon? you seem to imply you already /made it/ in the industry

That type of voice only works if you're classically handsome with a strong manly face.

>>11231528
WELLLL.....

>>11215872

ZOOM ZOOM - Cryptonatra feat stinky linky prod bizonacci when

And a special request I just recorded for my No. 1 fan over here: >>11218197

https://vocaroo.com/i/s1zr37Uqt6Rp

>>11232066
THE RUMOR IS TRUE

>>11232399
>bass speaking voice
>hitting that note on “I belong”
I don’t know much about singing, but is that normal?

>>11232399

>>11232399
If you would narrate the chainlink white paper in that voice maybe I’d have some clue what I’m investing in.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0mwL7DCMcpI

turn this into a bitcoin song

>>11233802
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-YaYW2_rPLI

All the pumps I've missed
All the dumps I've caused
All the ass I've kissed
All the cash I've lost
I got kicked around
I've been red and jewed
On my way to moon

All the charts I've seen
All the scams I've run
All the beers I've drank
All the damage done
I was just passin' time
Kinda just passin' through
On my way to moon

[Chorus]
Every chink, every shrimp
Every trade, every flip
I left behind me up in smoke
Every fork in the road
It was all worth the pain
When I finally saw my gains
Every highway, every heartbreak
Every mountain, every mile

>>11232399
>https://vocaroo.com/i/s1zr37Uqt6Rp
you gotta learn how to play guitar better anon. it's a must-have and will take a year max for the type of shit you'll need to play. you really do have some potential but are obviously raw as fuck and will get btfo if you move to nashville or some shit without working on your vocal technique and guitar playing. don't post another vocaroo without tuning those fucking strings for starters.

also unless you're mixed be prepared to be openly discriminated against because of your race and gender by 95% of the modern music industry. you're canceled, don't forget that. stick to nashville or any place where there is a legit country presence. or do voice work for cartoons or vidya or some shit.

>>11215872
smooth like M O L A S S E S

>>11233127
10/fucking/10

Just sing Imagine.

>>11214795
Based and lucapilled
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yhdRxr9bsEk

Give us a name, email, or some way of contacting you.

>>11235616
Here's an email I just made: cryptonatra@hotmail.com

I put up a burner email earlier but apparently it only keeps emails for an hour, so I probably missed like a bunch of emails from Rick Rubin and Kanye already.

>>11234839
Very true. I have come up with a few intricate guitar pickings, see https://vocaroo.com/i/s0PaXLOLgejX
but my strumming and accompaniment game is weak af. Maybe it's just that I haven't played in years.

>>11215048
>song danzig wrote
exactly what i said kek

>>11236984
>https://vocaroo.com/i/s0PaXLOLgejX
that's not bad. weird that your picking is better than your strumming. still start slow and go with a metronome. make sure everything is clean so you don't develop shitty technique. try to play guitar and sing every day for like 30 mins. or even 15. just make sure you do it every single day, it's better to practice every day for a few mins than practice once a week for 4 hours.

In honor of this thread still being alive thanks to all my frens, I made this song.

https://vocaroo.com/i/s1fO1SYondj0

>>11237625
Butiful fren

>>11232399
you are so shit
if you took singing lessons they would tell you to sing tenor

>>11237625
you're great OP
thanks for the songs

hell I only checked this thread cuz it's been alive for over 2 days
good thing I did

>>11237834
>black chromie
rare as fuck

>>11225849
Based LISA poster

Wow this thread is still going? Neat!

Nice voice anon, but it's clear you're stretching your range or just untrained. You have potential with some practice and maybe coaching.

>>11237625
>what matters is you made some friends, and they made you