/biz/ - Business & Finance

SOMEBODY ONCE TOLD ME THAT LINK WAS GONNA ROLL ME

I AIN'T THE BIGGEST COIN BY MY VOLUME

SHE WAS LOOKIN KINDA DUMB WITH HER FINGER AND HER THUMB IN THE SHAPE OF A CUP AND A HANDLE (YEAHHHAHH)

BAM

RED CANDLES START COMING AND THEY DON'T STOP COMING
FED TO THE CHINKS AS I HIT THE SELL BUTTON
DIDN'T MAKE SENSE NOT TO BUY THAT DIP
TA SAYS BOUNCE BUT THE COIN IS SHIT
SO MANY MOON, NOT MANY MINE
SO WHAT'S WRONG WITH SELL LOW AND BUY HIGH?
YOU NEVER KNOW, YOU'RE ON /BIZ/ BRO
YOU'LL NEVER GROW THAT PORTFOLIO

HEY NOW, YOU'RE IN CHAINLINK, FOMO BUY IN, GET BAGS!
HEY NOW, YOU'RE IN CHAINLINK, FUDDING OTHERS, POO FLAG!
ALL YOUR SHITCOINS ARE GOLD
ONLY CHAINLINK SOLVES THE ORACLE