/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>11199088
Hot as balls and looks fun in bed. What's your deal mane? You got the gayness or low-t?

i went to a fair this weekend. i walked around and everyone was stuffing their fat fucking face with grease fried grease. meanwhile i am on keto diet and working out to look good for wedding so im getting mirred by 1000 fat chicks wanting to eat me. i hate evryone

>>11199088
You can help by matching with them and then when they message you just berate them for being a gross fatty. You're doing them a favor anon.

>>11199102
u aware brah

>>11199088
Because of the high fructose Jew.

>>11199088
Lol you need to see my matches.

"No hookups"

Then what the fuck do you think you're good for? I'd at least smash the one you posted.

>>11199088
becuase tinder and dating apps empower ugly woman

remember with this shit now fat whales can get a hunk

the only solution is venezuela

7 miss universe titles

$2 for 60min

skinny everywhere and they dont know what online dating is

>>11199088

MFW dating a 40kg Asian chick
MFW always crave the opposite of what I have and desperate to cram my cock up some fat white bitch
why can't my cock just be happy

Fuck tinder and death to fat whales
I don't need it

>>11199136
>funniest person I know.
what a loner.

>>11199088

The hottest chicks I match with are men.

I'm about to say fuck it... A mouths a mouth.

>>11199088

I always save my cringe

>>11199137
Control your urges anon you are living the dream

>>11199124
>>11199088
Fucked up thing is these are their BEST photos, odds are they’re fatter than this irl now.

>>11199088

I'm honestly mad that you don't like your chubby bitch. I'd actually unload my sperm cannon in her vagene

>>11199168
Thanks guy sometimes you need a slap in the face from your bro

>>11199088

>>11199124
>nose wider than the smile
>2 kids
>no hook ups
no shit

>>11199195
wood plow

>>11199184
So fucking disgusting. OPs bitch is not chubby she is type 2 diabetes sloppy fat this one you're posting is barely a human. I can't imagine the BO a heifer like this must have you're fucking nasty please kys.

>>11199088
>tfw you're a chubby chaser
more cushion for the pushin' lads

>>11199088
>I'm a big girl like 265 lbs. Where are all the good, romantic men?


Probably fucking someone less than half of your size

>>11199184
NO

>>11199088
Take the Brosnanpill.

PE Teacher

>lounging in a hammock

Poor trees

>>11199088
How fucking ugly are you bruh, you must have a face like a sucked mango to be getting stinkers of such low calibre

>>11199257
>Looking for a partner in crime

Crime? Bitch you need a getaway scooter

>>11199152
I'm sure she's a fucking hoot.

>>11199153
Damn, you could be tricked by this..

>>11199088
1/3 of all women over the age of 25 are obese in the USA.
1/4 of that 1/3 is morbidly obese
How can I short fat bitches /biz/?

Got damn, I gotta bleach my eyes after seeing all of those land whales.

>no hookups

Bitch, you're on tinder. Go pay for eharmony if you're looking for a fisherman to bag your fat ass

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>>11199257
She's definitely not a looker, but she's willing to commit a criminal offense which is a plus

18... With the body of a 45 year old... can you imagine what she'll look like at 21??

>>11199137
I have the same issue. If I'm fucking a hefty girl, I want to fuck skinny girls of opposite race, and vice versa.

>>11199088
I fucked a disgusting 6'3 white girl the other day, she had the biggest tits I've ever seen in my life but jesus she was vile. In the end I got my nut but I was totally ashamed of it. If my roommate had come home while I was fucking this creature I never would have lived it down.

Be careful out there.

>>11199115
aware

>>11199356
Fucks sake, I thought she was at least late 40's

No hookups guys

>>11199378
This is the kind of woman who will cook your cat and serve it to you after an argument. Look at those eyes.

3rd year pharmacy student.

Don't "waist" your time with hookups

Not looking for love or sex.

Good cause it ain't finna find you

>>11199102
>everyone was stuffing their fat fucking face with grease fried grease. meanwhile i am on keto


keto is grease fried grease you fucking brainlet

>>11199165
When a baby actually just LOOKS stupid.

This one made me LOL because she's a behavioral youth specialist.

>>11199195
>it ain’t my fault
Sweetie...

>>11199413
That baby is a bald version of her. You could literally swap the faces.

>>11199425
>emotionally dead inside
Sell yourself some more..

Her name is literally almost mayonnaise... At this point I'm just swiping for the lulz

You poor pink ID
What did you do to deserve this

>>11199433
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>>11199435
Lol, tinder really is a cesspool of chubby desperation

>>11199266

someone needs to redo this gif where with each new picture a giant bite has been taken out of the cake until it's gone

Look at those sausage fingers. Fucking shit

Why do women these days think it's OK to be fat? There are even fat chicks who try to call themselves "curvy" like they think they are fooling anyone with that soft label. It's not even fucking hard not to be fat. Stop drinking soda and eating so much shit food and get light exercise on a regular basis and 99% of these landwhales wouldn't be fat.

Not MGTOW by any means but seeing these makes me hate the state of women in the year of our lord 2018 AD

>>11199124
>bachelors degree
so, what, you owe a college 80k for a degree in interior design or something lol

>>11199397
Living in the south is rough man.

Fucking Christ. 21 years old.

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>>11199491
now way in hell can she main sombra with those chubby fingers

>>11199498
I'm a PT and you would be surprised how many young people I have seen with knee problems because of the pressure their bodyweight is putting on their joints. God forbid I suggest they lose some weight though, that would be discrimination..

>>11199356
good god

>>11199534
I don't even live here. Im just visiting

And MOTHER OF GOD

>>11199397
>studying to be in control of getting the correct medication to the proper person
>doesn't know which "waste" to use
how many she gon kill bruh?

>>11199088
Tinder in Asia is full of fit women to bad in not into rice.

>>11199435
>owner of 2 businesses
let me guess... 2 different pyramid schemes?

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>>11199542
fucking lost

These poor poor young women. My heart actually goes out to girls in this state at only 19. Can you imagine how much it physically hurts to just exist?

>>11199602
And for women those are the best years regarding looks but also power. Men have at least the chance to catch up later compared to women

Sex robots are looking more appealing

>>11199356
What did she mean by this? Buy Augur?

Imagine just placing your cock in her mouth....

Hard to believe this is how people show themselves to potential mates.

>>11199132
Where in Venezuela should I go?

>>11199425
I'm on mobile can you do a faceswap for the lulz

24....

JUST

>>11199632
The whole picture is weird. What is she looking up at? Is that a UFO light beam rejecting her?

>>11199661
This just in - girls LIE about their age

>>11199661
fuck m8 this is quality bread

>>11199672
>girls

>>11199644
On mobile too unfortunately, or I would

When out of all the pictures you've ever taken, this is the best.

>>11199165
Wait how is that baby white?

>>11199672
This isn't a casual meeting in a restaurant 30 years ago. Girls don't and practically can't lie about their age anymore if they're internet dating. It doesn't even make a fucking difference anymore, if you fancy someone then that's that. I've seen 60 year old women who are hotter than 20 year olds, the fuck do I care about your age.

Rememeber, she can take better profile pics for you.

>>11199088

>tfw long-term investing in healthcare etfs but I have no green wojaks saved

>>11199725
So she's only a massive landwhale in that picture, but not in real life or all her other pictures?

>>11199240
>Aiken County Public Schools
>"Where are the romantic men gone?"

>>11199562
the horror

>>11199640
$2

7 miss universe titles

Avoid the crime ridden areas

Visit Colombia and stay close to the Venezualn border . Because of

> muh US sanctions

Every bar has working women

$2 for 1 hour

They will laugh if you mention online and dating and have very very low expectations

It's like going to war torn Syria only difference is no Islam and women are goddesses


Begging for USd "D"

>>11199562
>I am a bi/pan intersectional feminist
said no 3/10 or above woman ever

>>11199184
Hot damn id let her sit on my face and brap mcdoubles into my mouth.

>>11199763
I rate myself a 6 out of 10

My wife is a 10

I saw the light and BIZ deserves to know better exist.

If you are a scared pussy stay in Colombia and remember they have military bases spread out. This is not central America

You will not get dipped in acid

South America is a gem. 7 miss Universe titles and Victoria's secret angel lineup

Just find your place Anon

And remember

Link 1000 eoy

>>11199435
i would berry my dick so deep in her it would take a neurosurgeon to remove it

>>11199763
Most of the women in this photo are fucking disgusting...

>>11199763
I don't know what the dangerous areas are? Which cities do you recommend? I'm not from US anyway.

>>11199808
im white, what are that chances of getting my head chopped of with a chainsaw?

>>11199808
>>11199763

fuck, I need to brush up on my Spanish and go

>>11199088
Te worst part is they’re so angry that they’re fat and unattractive they run around bitching and squirrelling gossip and rumours about any young attractive male they work with because they’re repulsed by them

We need a special mental health unit for long term fat people who’ve turned sour or aggressive, I call the women war pigs, big girls who are always up for a bitch fight

>>11199088
Those tits are gonna be gross when you get her naked, you can tell.

>>11199858
slim chance you pussy fucking colombia is pretty safe now days. just stay out of the deep west you'll be goood.
If you don't come home with a girl you're hopeless

The fuck is this?

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>>11199725
Why are people so fucking BORING? I read the bios of all these chicks and they're all basically the same. You don't have to be the most interesting person in the world but at least don't be a conformist, passionless, thoughtless sheep ffs. All anyone wants to do these days is watch Netflix/movies, play with their phones, get drunk or have conversations about the most asinine shit. What the fuck happened?

>>11199302
I want to kill all fat people. They are disgusting. Luckily heart disease and diabetes will do all the Heavy lifting for me kek

>>11199882
Why Colombia now? I thought we were talking about Venezuela. Where to hook up? Bars in the jungle?

>>11199644
Best I could do

>>11199271
THIS one I'd do.

>>11199165

People make me sad

>no hook ups

>>11199911
>literally a frat boy. keystone

>>11199951
>heavy lifting

I do not have access to pictures but I'd like you to imagine my smug amused looking face.

>>11199280
like aged meat in a butcher shop im sure

>>11199165
Is the rule add 20 to get her real age wtf

>>11199979
What the fuck happened to these women.

>>11199435
more like mayonnaise amirite fellas

>>11199918
survivorship bias. such people exist but they don't hang around on tinder, meanwhile tinder is the best place for "boring" people

Jesus Christ, in murrica it's either extreme gym thots or literal whales, nothing in between. Good to be a europoor

WTF is with this thread, this is not business. This is not even "crypto". Delete.

>>11199271
Would smash one night post-bar.

>>11200079
It is whale related though.

>>11200079
Absolute unit. Can you imagine how hot she'd be if she was 800 lbs less.

>>11199088
>HELP WHY ARE THEY ALL SO FAT

checked

I'd unironically rawdog the OP fatty.

>>11200079
why not relax, take a break and laugh with fellow biztards while the market is tanking

>>11200099
Yes, but the whales we speak of here are at least capable of making movements.

>>11200079
could you imagine that goddess on top of you every night???

>>11200079
I fucking adore her. Of the thousands of pictures of her I've seen somehow I've never seen this one. Thank you for posting it. It's incredible. THIS is the kind of fatty I chase. Not the hog looking 1.4/10s ITT.