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how can the wagie cage be improved? Anonymous Mon Sep 24 16:02:34 2018 No.11196869 [Reply] [Original]

It looks too soft and comfortable right now. Im not a photoshop guy but I have some ideas:

Add "horse blinders" to the back of the chair so the worker keep a clear focus on the task at hand.

Add a toilet tube that is connected to a grid in the floor, so the sometimes mentioned bathroom lamp I have seen is not needed.

have some kind of semi-random reward when the wagie keeps production over a certain ratio. When it's aboe 10%, there is a 50% chance for a 5 min extra break, when it's above 12% there is a 60% chance for a small chocolate bar to be dropped from a sealed container and so on. The uncertaintiy will keep him motivated

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 24 16:39:28 2018 No.11197305 >>11196869 replace bench with toilet, to maximize labor efficiency

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 24 16:42:21 2018 No.11197344 Fuck off faggot

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 24 16:44:15 2018 No.11197370 >>11196869 Is a cubicle a wagie cage for non-labor wageniggers?

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 24 16:50:06 2018 No.11197435 >>11197370 Yes basically, with the addition that the cubicle gives the false impression of control

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 24 16:53:42 2018 No.11197474 Some of kind of stimulant dispenser to enhance production speed?

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 24 16:55:17 2018 No.11197493 >>11197474 adderall and Xanax for all the employees diets

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 24 16:58:08 2018 No.11197524 he should sit on a chair/toilett combination, so he has no excuse to take a break.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 24 17:01:42 2018 No.11197549 >>11196869 A straw delivering Starbucks coffee from a tank directly into the wagie's mouth (and he's paying for it).

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 24 17:03:20 2018 No.11197558 >>11197549 Or instead of coffee it could be Monster Energy

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 24 17:06:43 2018 No.11197596 There should be a lunchtime timer and a END OF SHIFT timer counting down with high hours remaining (he just started his day) He should have his lunchbox under the chair

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 24 17:11:32 2018 No.11197649 >>11196869 When hired, employees are fitted with an IV quick disconnect so they can intravenously microdose adderall, ritalin, or methamphetamine to enhance concentration and productivity during their 20 hour shift

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 24 17:15:57 2018 No.11197683 >>11196869 make the cage smaller so he cant stand or sit comfortably. The cold metal of the cage should be pushing against his skin. Maybe add a flashing light inside the cage.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 24 17:20:06 2018 No.11197722 >>11197683 Oh yes! Gotta have an amber safety strobe

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 24 17:25:31 2018 No.11197784 File: 731 KB, 1220x900, 1536948231872.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11197683 this is a great idea, this will stop him from slacking off. also some kind of internal speaker connected to the foreman

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