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What sets you apart from the other applicants?

>> No.11197431

>>11197414
positive thinker (collectively)

>> No.11197466

>>11197414
ability to suck ass using most efficient corporate methodology and planning strategy

>> No.11197473

Oh shit, is this a job interview? Sorry, I've given that shit up. Have a nice day.

>> No.11197502

>>11197414
i make big cums

>> No.11197507

I'm an independent team player who will diversify your company's synergy.

>> No.11197600
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11197600

>>11197414
i bet i know where your sister works and what hours, and i wager i have a couple guys inside your parents' retirement center. wanna just simplify this matter and hire me?

>> No.11197634

6 inch tongue

>> No.11197796
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>>11197414
Telling the interviewer that i am the boss now

>> No.11197827

>>11197507
lmao don't forget you're resilient too.

>> No.11197849

>>11197507
Who is responsible for this bullshit?

>> No.11198597

>>11197849
im gonna guess semites

>> No.11198950

>>11197849
((()))

>> No.11198958

>>11197414
i am a registered sex offender

>> No.11198976

>>11198958
Hmmm but it says here you're gender queer and part native American.. We need more of that around here. You're hired!

>> No.11198980

I'm a trans-trans-racial lesbian clown.

>> No.11199019

>>11197414
Im the tallest man i know lying down

>> No.11199065

>>11197414
i'll suck your dick