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Which are you? How do I become a bloomer /biz/?

>> No.11196269

>>11196167
Why would you want to be any of these?

>> No.11196300

>>11196167
did you literally not read what the text in the bloomer image says?

this plot is completely fucked up

>> No.11196404

I'm between bloome and boomer

>> No.11196440

who /doom&boom/

>> No.11196475
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11196475

Zoomer all the way you needle dick virgins. Stay fucking mad that we are the generation to change everything. How is it? How does it make you feel that you are watching everything change right in front of you and you can't do a fucking thing about it? Lol, should have listen to the previous generation about the changing times. Blast yourself senpai.

>> No.11196506

>>11196475
>How does it make you feel that you are watching everything change right in front of you and you can't do a fucking thing about it

Feels pretty nice since I have all this BTC you guys couldn't have purchased when I was your age. Go ahead and change all of this and I'll give you a small fraction of my BTC if it is nice

>> No.11196511

SCUUUUUUUUM GAAAAAAAANG

>> No.11196528

>>11196167
Cool Wine Aunt should be on the bottom left
Boomer on the bottom right
Crazy Zoomer can stay in the upper left
and Bloomer and Doomer are two sides of the same coin, in the upper right

>> No.11196539
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>>11196506
Why the fuck would I waste my time on some cyber coins dude? It's all about the twitch and youtube bits. Not only do you get payed to play video games, but you get mad clout from people. When you get clout you get the bitches. Bitches and money is what you guys are trying to get, but how can you get bitches if nobody knows you? Stay clout chasing and blast yourself senpai.

>> No.11196660

>>11196167
i'm literally a 35 year old boomer and i invest like a boomer and i'll retire early like a boomer

>> No.11196794

>>11196475
So glad I'm not a zoomer

>> No.11197018

>>11196528
this but switch wine aunt and zoomer

>> No.11197195
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>> No.11197226

im a 30 yo doomer. where is that wojak?

>> No.11197347

>>11197195
Is that based wine aunt?!?!?!?!

>> No.11197369

>>11197195
This ones accurate, OP is sucking the dick of his cousins

>> No.11197376
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11197376

Bloomer all the way.

>> No.11198320

>>11196167
Being alive is a gift.

You can either have both the good and the bad, you can have nothing at all, or you can have only good but only in a non-consistent universe.

So the only way to live in a universe governed by logic is having both good and bad.

It’s all yinyang. Yinyang is everything. In our , the good is yang and the bad is yin.

In the other case, the lack of logic is yin and infinity goodness is yang.

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>>11196475
How many of your friends are already on female hormones?

>> No.11198397

>>11196167
>Which are you? How do I become a bloomer /biz/?
take acid and get over the ego