/biz/ - Business & Finance

Sick if true.

You won't get any response desu.

>k

lmao talking to some fat lard

kek'd

>>11195610
big if true

HOLY FUCK REKT

>>11195671
>hits gym 12x a week
>nutrition major that can take care of herself
>still a fat roastie on bumble
you cannot make this shit up

>>11195671
maybe she needs to go to a fashion major because it looks like her lard is spilling out of her shirt

>>11195671
Bump

>>11195671
Ahh that's too bad. I was really hoping this would be real.

>>11195671
lmao she makes 50k a year at best

>>11195671
>in school for nutrition
>makes $200k/year
hmm

>>11195671
lmao if you look like that when going to the gym 12 times a week may as well just lay down and rot boyo

>>11195671
She didn't even research the mentioned oracles.She's not going to make it

>mfw when nutrition major
>350k starting
>still fat
Also you sound like a fag op.

>>11195671
Poast her profile

>>11195671
>200k/year
bollocks.

People misuse the word "autistic" a lot these days but OP is literally autistic. His matter of fact tone and complete inability to conceptualise social interaction is a classic case.

>>11195763
If the bitch wasn’t so vain, she could have learned a thing about the 4th industrial revolution. SAD

>>11195775
Not posting her profile but here's another pic.

>>11195671
Europoors cant make that much money because of their retarded socialist governments

>>11195825
Oops forgot to attach

>>11195671
OP you need to fuck this bitch up, 200k a year? gym 12 times a week and still looks like a complete hamwhale. this shit aint adding up

OP ask her if she goes to the gym so much why she so fat

>>11195836
kek

>>11195836
Like she had any chance to become a trophy wife.

>>11195671
>makes 200k/year
>nutrition major
>go to gym 6 days a week
>have fat arms and a chin hiding under 20lbs of fat

I call bs on this roastie. I'd say report her account and delete match. Bumble is full of SJWs that will side with women every time. I'm on my 3rd Bumble account now because someone flagged my account. When I asked why they did it and what specifically was said they refused to answer.

>>11195836
how can somebody be that slim and still look fat as fuck.

subpar genes i guess.

post her this thread to rek her.

>>11195836
Less fat than expected which makes her disgusting pig face even less excusable. God what a weird body. The Krakatoa of genetic disasters.

>>11195870
Trophy ogre

>>11195907
>Catalog
>the Krakatoa of genetic disasters
my fucking sides

>>11195856
OP should shill her on Chainlink by explaining that it can pull exercise data from her Fitbit to securely authorize payments direct to her bank account when she manages to fulfill her exercise quotas

>>11195924
god damn it does that >catalog thing happen to anyone else
why auto paste, must be a chrome thing

>>11195840

>>11195671
>blah blah I maek a bazilion of munnies and work out 25 hours a day
>and i will be damned before a fucking male tells me stronk womyn what to do

This is why we shouldn't have stopped beating women.

>t. slavfag

>>11195671

She makes $40K out the door with a degree in nutrition.

$200K lmao

>>11195836
Fucking run away OP!

Not sure how old this thot be, but at 29 I've seen girls with this physique in their early/mid 20s and they all age horribly. I'd be willing to bet half my stack that in 3 years she's at least 45lbs heavier than she is now. Even if she isn't larping about going to the gym, she's not doing shit while she's there and her diet is garbage!

>>11195942
kek

>>11195936

fucking kek

>>11195980
OP started off well, turned out to be a complete autist though...

>>11195942
kek, and now try to fuck her

>>11195942
>fucking top kek!

Well done OP, you have officially ruined this hogs day and she's guaranteed to be sobbing the rest of her night into and endless pile of Ben and Jerry's!

>>11195980
YOU ARE A MANIAC

Kek.. looks like a bear market trophy wife

>>11195980
Kek, right on OP

>>11195610
>>11195836
Genuinely looks like she's from the trolls movie.
Nutrition major, my ass.
I eat and drink like a literal fucking dumpster person and I'm still in better shape than that hog.

>>11196064
FUCKING TOPKEK

>>11196025
T. Cringe incel

>>11195836
It's like putting an actual sausage in a halter top and telling it to Instagram pose.

>>11195836
She has the body shape of a door frame and a head shaped like a potato.

came here for the keks,

that face is an abnormality of genetics

>>11196099
Didn't know they made Ms. Potato Head with legs

>>11195942
holy kek based

Bumping for the roastie’s reply

>>11196298
She's not gonna replay. OP wrecked her

>>11195980
post her reply

Does noone question how he matched her? OP has no standards

>>11196370
Do you even swipe bro?
I can tap 60 likes a minute easily.
Then have fun with the fatzo's and grenades, ask the decent ones what you're going to tell people when they ask where you guys met.

this is why i 4chan

Are we in /b/? What is this stupid shit

>>11196436
Biz is the calmer version of b, less spergs and more intelligence

>>11196460
And less disgusting hentaiasians

>>11195671
>I hit gym 6 days a week, before AND after work
holy shit she exercises more than world class athletes

Update, OP here.

I unmatched her because I didn't want to be a cyber bully.

Snapchat: courtneyjordan4

>>11196413
Also, on a side note I met my last LTR on bumble doing exactly this. She asked me after like 4 weeks of dating what made such a perfect guy like me swipe right on her.. She almost cried when I told her I swipe right on everyone so that I can pick and choose. She told me that she imagined me looking at her pictures, reading her profile and thinking "this one's the girl for me."

Sadly, I am the one who fucked up that relationship..... she was perfect in every way.

>>11195836
LA CREATURA

>>11196806
get the fuck out of here faggot i'm not your diary

>>11195980
This is what autism looks like

>>11196088
lmao kys you're a fucking perma virgin

>>11196890
pot kettle

>>11196890
This is what weaponized autism looks like and who is a highly functioning super-intelligent individual on the spectrum. FTFY

>>11196890
>whiteknight
RUTA

>>11195671
>is obese
>seriously expects people to believe that somebody values her nutrition advice at 200k a year
lmao what a larp

>>11196889
seconded

>>11196052
kek

Did she respond op

>>11195942
>I’m a little overweight
>squat 500lbs
BASED BLOATMAXXER. IM PROUD MY SON

>>11195980
>>11195942
>>11195836
>>11195825
>>11195671
>>11195610

GET THIS MAN SOME RYE BREAD TO GO WITH THAT ROAST HAM

>>11197243
OP is kyriakos grizzly.

>>11195942
>maybe you also bought bitcoins early too because this math just doesn't add up
Top fucking kek 10/10

great thread op, made me chuckle. thank you

>>11196806
Thanks op made my day

Everyone in USA seems to make +100k$ every year

USD has gone full monopoly bills or what?

Inflation is hitting the US like hell, EVERY FUCKER I read on internet is doing +100K a year what the fuck, and no one has saving

>>11195836
why would you spend time being rude to ugly women? Their life is already hard enough. They know that they aren't pretty so they talk themselves up by saying stuff like "trophy wife" to make themselves feel better.

why don't you pick on someone who's pretty and has a genuine ego for you to burst?

You're basically picking on a guy with cerebral palsy or who is in a wheelchair.

>>11198028
>"Their life is already hard enough"
>implying

gtfo of 4chan cuckold wk

>>11198038
maybe because I am somewhat successful with women I have sympathy with ugly women whom not I nor the vast majority of men with options would ever consider.

>>11195687

>bullying a woman

trumps america

>>11198048
>>11198063
they have sympathy for fatfucks and coalburners
summer is over faggots, you can leave the boards

>>11195610
fucking LOST.

>>11198048
Back to Epiceddit

>>11195610
>>11195671
>lmao, just call her a mongoloid looking bitch and leave it. It doesn't matter how stronk independy you are if you look like shrek.

>>11198063
>giving good life advice to help them get what they want
>it is bullying because it requires effort

roastie logic

>>11195942
you write like shit

>>11197876
this so much
seriously what the fuck is wrong with the US?
I don't know a single person making 100k under age 30 and a masters degree in northern europe

>>11195942
Fucking KEK you replied to my post from earlier. Based

>>11195836
B R A P H O G
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>>11195942
/biz/ plus /fit/ alliance

>>11195610
>>11195671
>>11195836
>>11195942
This I why I visit this board
Love you autistic fags <3

OP here. Here's another for your viewing pleasure

>>11199505
You may not like it, but this is what peak performance of a 200k/year nutritionist looks like. Tbh this is what pissed me off the most.

Future trophy wife.

fuck that shit

>>11199515
>boxer mommy
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA

>>11199515
She’s not a nutritionist, her IG links to some MLM health product site Arbonne. I guarantee this roastie fell for the MLM meme, bought a garage full of their protein shakes and snack bars, and ends up eating half her supply. Probably thinks taking down 2 protein shakes a day = working out twice a day.

>>11200371
I know so many dumb bitches adopting that line of thought.

>>11199515
Are you from the 501 in Arkansas? Small world. Which school?

Oh hey, there’s a link to join her team as part of the MLM Scam pyramid. “I heard you make $200k/yr and get to work out 12x a week, how can I join? Also have you thought about integrating decentralized oracles into your Arbonne page to enable trustless smart contract sales of your scam diet products to your roastie friends every time their WiFi scale says they have gained another 10 pounds?”

>>11200708
Out of all the assholes in the world you gotta dox this chick? Unnecessary

>>11200707
I'm not, but I'm working in the area. It's my first time in Arkansas. Damn you have some landwhales here

>>11200870
yeah, I know. Welding, insurance, or what?

>>11195610
Cool larp

>>11200879
I'd doxx myself too much. If I told you what I was in town for you'd know the absolute only place I was working. It's cool though.

>>11200948
I understand. I'm local royalty and you've seen my name hundreds of times. Which city?

Good laughs. Thank you OP

>>11195610
stay woke op

>>11200964
Local royalty?? In Arkansas?

>>11196890
Astro sympathizes with pedophiles

>>11200964
> Dude over here trying to find me. Top kek

>>11201047
I did preface with "local"

>>11201065
how about this, name a city and I'll give a restaurant rec

>>11195610
https://youtu.be/ISOrcxDZ7tQ

>>11201132
I haven't even heard a single name two times since I've been here.

Ok I'll play.

Hot springs

>>11196890
fuck off r*eddit

>>11201201
Doesn't matter if you realize it or not, you've seen it.

>For bbq,
everyone recommends McClard's. It's okay. If you like a spicy bbq sauce, it's good, but their meat sucks. The only items worth ordering are the tamale spread or the french fry spread.

The actual best bbq, especially if you like a sweeter sauce, is Corky's. The sauce is nice and the quality of meat is the best.

Smokin in Style is okay but isn't standout. Their baked beans and baked potato salad are good though.

>Pizza
Deluca's Pizzeria is the only name to know. It's the freshest shit out there and really good. The guy that runs the place loves what he's doing and is good at it. You have to call in because they only make a limited amount a day.

Don't go to Rod's. Since the owner died they don't use the same ingredients, staff doesn't care about what they're making, service is slow, and shit just isn't good despite having a lot of goodwill from the community

>Steak
The Porterhouse is the best place for a steak in hot springs.

>Fancy
The Waters is a hotel/restaurant and it's. The owner has done a lot for the community as well and is a superb guy

Steinhaus Keller is a decent german restaurant in a neat area. The food is good if you like that kind.

>Lunch
Next Level Kitchen. Weird menu items, but it's pretty good and has large portions

>seafood
Bubba's catfish has thick cuts of fish that are prepared excellently. Juicy, tasty, and they dont make the mistake of being mostly batter. It's a slab of fish

>General
Colorado grill has some good food if you want general stuff

bubba brews is the same as above, but go to the one on lake hamilton. It's got a great view

Rolando's has some decent food, and the outdoor patio is nice

>Coffee
Kollective is all that we have. Beware the local schizo. he has long and somewhat curly hair. He sits by himself in the group area waiting for unsuspecting people to engage with.

>>11201418
So you're a local celebrity who is into crypto?

>>11201418
...Bill Clinton?

>>11201444
I'm not a celebrity haha. I've said enough, desu. I'll probably see you around and not know it

>>11199505
Wow

>>11201512
....

>>11196890
Can someone already doxx this pedophile?

>>11195671
>From Germany
Probably means 200k Turkish Lira
and 40% of that is going to Mossad

i guess anon got a profile pic with a Lamborghini or some kind of fancy exclusive place

>>11195610
>I'm thinking of applying to medical or law school
You and a million others buddy. Means jack. When bragging, stick to things that are completed.

this entire thread is pathetic and so is every NEET posting in it

>>11195671
bullshit

>>11195671
Roasted and toasted

>>11202454

>>11195610
> more than 27 yo
> talks like a 17 yo kid
fucking hell you engineering students are cringy AF. I hate you so fucking much but I have to go through this because that is where the money is.

>>11195836
T H I C C

>>11195942
> yeah im a little bit overweight right now

OH NO NO NO

>>11195671
>i'm a nutrition major

>>11195980
OP knows it takes more than one harpoon to take down the mighty beast, but it's all the more worth it in the end

>>11195942
Beautiful.

>>11195942
She will sleep while crying tonight because of you, bastard.
Good job

>>11196890
Said the whiteknight autist

>>11196890
Hey Astro - how's it going being the beta orbiter of a pedo who collects underage nudes from dating websites? Do you think of killing yourself often? I bet you do.

You were doing alright for a spaz entertaining us, right up until DOXing her. Learn to quit while you're ahead, OP.

>>11197301
Underrated

>>11195671
this is the face of a beautiful trophy wife making 200k a year that works out 6x a week. say something nice.

>>11200708
TOP FUCKING KEK

>>11195980
she didnt reply after all that much rekt did she?

>>11195671
lmfao i bet shes going to be so suicidal later on down the road when her roastie friends are talking aobut "hey stacy, have you heard about that decentralized oracle service all the tech guys got rich off of? chad owns lots of chainlink"

>>11196781
Quality over quantity apparently

>>11204815

Working out on her daily walks to the fridge

couldn't we google bomb "decentralized oracles" so that it leads to a goatse website.

>>11195627
this so pathetic op

>>11200708
>Arbonne

AAYYYYY LMAO

This bitch is confirmed for deluded to the point of mental illness.

Kinda sad in a way

>>11195836

>>11195899
Its all in her face.

>>11199515
>boxer mommy

>>11195671
op got BTFO

>>11195836

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