/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>11192657
No
I'm not a salescuck

>>11192657

Real men use a pen.
How do you conduct business?

>>11192657

Ill put this pen in my pooper if you buy it

This pen was in jeffrey star's butt

>>11192657

This pen comes with free crypto

>>11192728
The fact that you even know who that is tells me how degenerate you are

>>11192657

anon, this pen was in her ass for 6 hours last night. It's still warm, it's still drenched. How much are you offering?

>>11192770

See what he did there. He broke the barrier of asking for a sell and just went right into commitment for the sale

>>11192657
It feels GOOD when you stick it up your ASS

>>11192728
Whether you like the fag or not Jeffree Star is a more successful business man than 99.999% of /biz/.

>Hello this is Jared from Shekelstein & Co. I'm calling you because I wanted to know if you're interest in any of our pro-
>Hello? Sir?


>This Shekelstein & Co. How may I help you?
>i'd like to place an order for 500
>Sure thing sir, I'll put it through our system right away, have a nice day

why is being a salesman both the hardest and the easiest job on the planet at the same time

>>11192786
Is this bad?

>>11192814

No it’s good. Instead of saying “will you buy?” he went to “how much u buying for?”.

Subtle difference but its like asking for a girls number or asking a girl what her number is

the pen comes with an integrated BFT TEE-DAG so that all of its vital metrics can be uploaded constantly and it will be IOT ready. we're showing it to Goldman Sachs this afternoon

>>11192823
My nigga.

>>11192743
??? But you know who that is too?

With this pen you can sign your mortgage and go all in link and be a billionaire in a few years

>>11192657
Smell me this pen

>>11192657
>Did you know that the ink of a regular pen will turn yellow and then become unreadable over time?
>Not with this pen. You can restock this off Amazon, cheap, classy, efficient, our world need pens and we're making the best pen for the world of tomorrow.
>No other company respect the environment more efficiently than us, buy our pen and show your support for a green and efficient future. Help me spread the word.
>If you buy the pen you'll also be eligible to gang rape our huge boobed employee named Amalia, she's white and european, you'll have a great time.

You look like an intelligent man anon, I have a question for you. See that poor smuck over there wants to buy this pen off me, but I don’t wanna sell it to him see this is a pen for power men like you and I. I mean I don’t even need the money people who own pens like these don’t need money kek. You wouldn’t sell him your pen would you? What!? You don’t have one!? Oh oh ok damn someone stole it that’s awful. I tell you what you can have mine for what I got it for and you can even sell it to that poor guy over there if you’re feeling generous kek.

This pen is highly scalable, it's great for signing smart contracts and comes with built in partnerships.

*stabs customer in the neck with pen and takes money from dead customers wallet*. that's how it's done anons

oh boy this meme is back