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>he's not depressed, NEET, virgin, introverted, or ugly
>he still browses 4chan

seriously wtf are do you people come here for if you don't fit into at least one of those categories?

>> No.11189228

>>11189206
>introverted
only that. sometimes depressed too. I suppose it's enough. the memes about being here forever are true

>> No.11189268

>>11189206
>Business & Finance

>> No.11189286

I'm fat. Need money to buy hookers. Biz occasionally gets it right.

>> No.11189302

>>11189206

4chan has been a Chad website for some time now

>> No.11189309
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>>11189206
crypto brought all of the normies to this board, so they could find "the next best thing". its a shame that they havent fucked off though

>> No.11189364

>>11189206
I'm a friendless college student. That's close enough to NEET right?

>> No.11189376

>>11189364


friendless people are the cornerstone of 4chan. you are likely introverted.

>> No.11189383

>>11189206
Of these things, I'm only introverted and depressed.
But honestly? The real reason I keep coming here because I legitimately hate myself.

>> No.11189387
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11189387

The laffs, bro. The laffs.
Luv u guys

>> No.11189395

>he's not depressed, NEET, virgin, introverted, or ugly
Jokes on you, I'm all of these things

>> No.11189403

>>11189387
phoneposters deserve the permaban

>> No.11189429

depressed
NEET
virgin
introverted
ugly 7.5/10 6'2

>> No.11189440

Dude favelanon will steal the last dollar you have he won’t stop till he takes it all then he will shill you his ebook on biz and everyone co-signs it for some weird reason and he is the biz guy to exploit new fags this shit needs to end boycott favelanon and all products immediately he is exit scamming

>> No.11189452

>>11189429
>7.5/10
>6'2
>ugly
get fucked

>> No.11189476

>>11189452
depressed
NEET
virgin
introverted
Handsome 7.5/10 6'2

>> No.11189479
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>>11189206
>depressed, NEET, virgin, introverted, existential crisis
at least I'm not ugly just average looking yay
>women still want a chad, couldn't care less about me, even the ones who look worse than me
fuck

>> No.11189480

Jeez why does life have to be so hard? Or is it easy and I just suck at it so far

>> No.11189483

>>11189206
I unironically lost my virginity last week at 23 years of age. Holy fuck I never thought I finally say those words

>> No.11189512

biz has always been the place to find gems. made a ton of money from here. Just have to filter the larp and fud like any intelligent person does. most recent gem was quant

>> No.11189514
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11189514

I think /biz/ is the best part of 4chan because it combines people who may be:
- depressed
- insecure
- introverted
- NEET

with people who may:
- have graduated college or are going to
- have an income of $60k or more
- have a net worth of $100k or more
- have a speculative and risk-seeking investment approach

>> No.11189517

>>11189206
I come here to discuss business and finance (or meme coins, which is close enough), you fucking faggot. Sounds like you belong in /r9k/.

>> No.11189524

>>11189206
im happy, employed, probably 7/10 ish, i just hate people.

>> No.11189527

I'm all those things and I hardly ever browse this piece of trash.

>> No.11189576
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11189576

I'm a pajeet. Out of all the things I could have been born as, I was born a pajeet. Good enough reason to be on here.

>> No.11189602

>>11189206
Because I'm poor and it's business and finance

>> No.11189608

Best crypto shitposting here. Also fuck niggers

>> No.11189613

>>11189576
Cool looking passport fren.
Also Hinduism is woke af.

>> No.11189619

>>11189514
/asp/ is the best part of 4chan, ya simp.

>> No.11189621
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>>11189206
NEET and Introverted here, you guys are my only source of social interactions.

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>>11189613
I was born Catholic.

>> No.11189633

>>11189440
He is probably one of the worst biz posters of all time. His “advice” is terrible and all of his threads are stale af.

>> No.11189636

>>11189576
at least you werent born a nigger

>> No.11189637

i'm poor, virgin,ugly, introverted
just fuck my shit up pls

>> No.11189786

>>11189576
the odds of that are pretty high. isn't it like 1:5 are either a pajeet or chink?

>> No.11189803

>>11189206
Fucked like 50 chicks and graduated college and have a big boy job. Wtf u on about OP?

>> No.11189825

>>11189440
A big red flag that he's a scammer was he claiming that he was successful but every picture he shows was a shitty part of the city.

>> No.11189887

I have severe confidence and self esteem issues.

>> No.11189913

>>11189440
This is true. Since I'm Brazilian I like to steal from people.

>> No.11189916

>>11189206
its funny

>> No.11189944

>>11189913
monkey kys

>> No.11189962
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>>11189576
FTFY sir.

>> No.11190073

>>11189268
> 4chen

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>>11189962
FTFY again with new realization of exploitation of bottom half text sir.

>> No.11190180

>>11190163
Based

>> No.11190201

>>11190163
9/10

>> No.11190226

>>11190163
this is why im on 4chan

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>>11189309
Normie here, can I stay? I think you guys are kind of funny and cute

>> No.11190587

>>11189206
FUCK OFF THIS NOT >>>/r9k/ GO BE PATHETIC THERE! WE ARE NOT YOUR FRIENDS WE ARE NOT YOUR SHOULDER TO CRY ON LOSER. KYS
FUCK OFF THIS NOT >>>/r9k/ GO BE PATHETIC THERE! WE ARE NOT YOUR FRIENDS WE ARE NOT YOUR SHOULDER TO CRY ON LOSER. KYS
FUCK OFF THIS NOT >>>/r9k/ GO BE PATHETIC THERE! WE ARE NOT YOUR FRIENDS WE ARE NOT YOUR SHOULDER TO CRY ON LOSER. KYS
FUCK OFF THIS NOT >>>/r9k/ GO BE PATHETIC THERE! WE ARE NOT YOUR FRIENDS WE ARE NOT YOUR SHOULDER TO CRY ON LOSER. KYS
FUCK OFF THIS NOT >>>/r9k/ GO BE PATHETIC THERE! WE ARE NOT YOUR FRIENDS WE ARE NOT YOUR SHOULDER TO CRY ON LOSER. KYS

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>>11189387
>IMG_1106.png
Just looked at the meta data in that picture faggot. I'll be informing your parents that you go onto a Mongolian underwater basket weaving board and tell them you masturbate while you're in the shower. Once they find out your secret, your life will be ruined.

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>>11189206
>virgin
Got an issue with chasity?

>> No.11191182

>>11189206
Because I like to see a hive of autistic people go mad over internet coins and muh virginity, anon

>> No.11191195

>he's not depressed, NEET, virgin, introverted, or ugly
Why is that the criteria for being allowed on here?

>> No.11191204

>>11189206
Ehhh this is biz not r9k

>> No.11191226

>>11191195
yeah some retards still think 4chan is some sort of elite exclusive club, it's not 2008 anymore fucking boomers

>> No.11191245

>>11189206
overqualified

>> No.11191286

It’s like watching a train wreck, an endless never ending catastrophe.

>> No.11191849

The investment advice

>> No.11191927

>>11191204
All of 4chan is r9k

>> No.11192166

>>11189206
To laugh at you

>> No.11192205

>>11189514
you don't even need separate people to combine all those, they all apply to me (except NEET)