/biz/ - Business & Finance

anyone else feelin sleepy?

They just hadn't finished the article and left that there as a reminder placeholder, but released it incomplete. In this case it is actually literally nothing.

Fuck off delphi

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Nice try. This was the work of Delphi. Anyway, doesn’t matter, laughs were had and nothing of importance happened. Move along.

>>11182381
Agreed with this, we just happened to see a website that was a work in progress.

>>11182394
They just added a link logo for no reason? Cmon...

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>>11182394
STOP TRYING TO COVER THIS UP. YOU CAN'T BURY THIS. THE TRUTH WILL BE REVEALED. THIS HAPPENED

>>11182411

I prefer to follow Occam’s Razor; the simplest explanation is usually most true. Inspect element can produce interesting phenomena; conspiraces are usually just that. Anyway, we do appreciate your opinion in this matter.

>>11182369

Literally just a template placeholder

>>11182439
No it was certainly there, saw it with my own eyes.

Are you sure you're feeling alright OP?
Mom & Dad are worried about you..

>>11182411
It did happen. Can confirm. Saw it too. LINK logo at bottom of list. "Awaiting partnerships/announcements" , and then its removed.

>>11182439
A lot of anons saw, me included

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I’m sure there’s a reasonable explanation for this.

>>11182369
Anon it is hard for me to tell you this but you were in a coma for a little over a year because of a car crash. This art project of yours is neat, I'm glad you've found a way to be creative in spite of youe handicaps. It must be related to the senseless mumbling you'd do about chainlinks, bigmacs, a russian man, pubic trackers (?) and some other weird phrases. I don't know where it all came from, and when I'd ask you'd just screech 'KYS FUDDER, 1000 EOY.' Even though your memory hasn't returned, I'm just glad my investment in ripple was able to pay for the doctors while they worked to get you awake. Now why don't you out that silly chainlink stuff down and take a nap, it'll all be better soon.

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Linkies are never going to make it

it was me who found the article on their website and it only showed 4 projects instead of 5 like the title suggested. then out of fucking nowhere the chainlink logo appeared see pic.
it was only up for 5 minutes they quickly removed it, you can look at the thread and see alot of anons confirmed they saw it aswell

"delphi hur durr"
explain why the article still shows 4 projects
and why the websites design litterally screams chainlink

>>11182394
Hello linkies

This may be a kind of a weird post here, but I think that if anyone can help me, it is you guys.

I am an entomologist, and I need a reliable way to make beetle cards, just like the one pictured here. These cards are used to mount really small specimens, and are used in three sizes, ranging from 5x9mm to 10x20mm.

I thought about using punches or paper cutting dies, but they can't be made with these little round corners. My currently idea is to cut it with a guillotine, but I have not found a way to round these corners (radius of around 0.5mm).

Can you guys help me?

Thank you very much, and sorry for being kinda off-topic.

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>>11182375
Be me 100% straight >White, UNCUT ;), also somewhat of a gymhead >Each time I'm done with my workout sesh I have this weird urge to dominate a cute femboy in bed for a couple hours It-... It is normal right? Am I still straight?

>>11182369
I'll say this again, the CL team has people dedicated to browsing this site, and they are in touch with the mods

>>11182481
yeah like a bunch of discord niggers trying to pump the price

>>11182369
It was a confirmed LARP, that "screenshot" was a shoop.

>>11182394
Post photographs and videos you or others have taken around Japan.
Modern or traditional, urban or rural, landscape or macro, anything is good.

>Previous thread:
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>Previouser threads:
https://pastebin.com/2GZHuFUS

Try to keep pictures natural looking if possible.

>>11182451
Ever since buying my first pistol last week, and getting my CCW I've been doing a ton of drills with it. Reloading without looking at it, practicing racking the slide, glip, sight picture, etc. Anyways, I live in an apartment complex which has a ton of families living in it. There's this single mother who lives on my floor with a young daughter, and before I started doing all these drills with my handgun I'd here them out in the hallway multiple times a day, but now post-purchase, I haven't heard a peep from them. I think it may be because because they can hear the slide rack, and subsequently they probably think I'm some gun nut and are scared as a result. I could see how this could be the situation given that I live in a very liberal town. Is there anything I should maybe do as a good neighbor?

>>11182526
there's five projects there you stupid discordnigger

>>11182593
Yeah nigger cause look at all the organized shilling/price pumping from the discord fags.

>>11182526
If homosexuality is such a sin then why did God put the male g-spot in the anus?

>>11182583
Adelyn Zhou's entire job description is to post a "It's happening... TONIGHT!" thread every single day.

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>>11182501
If you cannot replicate something with perefect accuracy right in front of you, how the fuck do you expect to perfectly replicate something in your imagination?

Why the fuck did Picasso become so popular? Did he actually have any sort of actual talent? Look at this shit. A fucking kid could make that. How the fuck did a guy who couldn't even fully color in a painting get so famous? How the fuck did Cubism become accepted?

What a fucking disaster for the art world.

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>>11182646
Here comes this faggot again trying to distract from the truth. Whenever I see you I always know I'm on to something.

>>11182594
I saw it with my own eyes, bro. It was real.

>>11182636
2.06 MB JPG
>been in the force since the 70s
>will quit this year
>been in southern (rural) sweden all my life

Got a few storys to tell. Nothing extreme, but a few curious cases and sights.

>I have seen UFOs since the early 90s. Last one seen in Jan this year.
>Dead farmers having shit their guts out.
>Military moving a lot at night.
>Human trafficking everywhere
>Farm animals disappearing
>Corruption everywhere

>>11182677
Hi linkies

for a couple of weeks now a keep seeing a person similar to this one in my dreams every night.
He’s always sitting on a log near a forest and is trying to tell me something
Can someone help me interpret this dream

>>11182614
What are some high quality and fairly priced oil pastels/oil pencils? Do any brands come close to the aesthetic of actual oil paints? I'll be drawing on canvas if that matters.

Thanks for any input s/ic/kos

>>11182649
first look at picasso's work when he was 14 y.o, purely academic

witness me, anons

>>11182583
Well I want to tell those people that CL has watching this site that the first thing I'm going to do is order a hooker with my millions and take a big fat dump on her face and I will be imagining that it is that gook Hilary supporting marketer that they hired

>>11182632
I smell that faggot Astro

>>11182369

If you check out the author's Twitter it's pretty obvious that he posts a link to articles he's written every time they're ready. He hasn't tweeted a link to this article, so given both the update we saw last night where Chainlink was removed (leaving the article incomplete) and him not having posted the article on Twitter I'd say it's safe to assume that this article is not actually finished and maybe should not even be visible to us in the first place.

>>11182748
>dear diary, guess who i pooped on again?

>>11182746
>tfw you want an azn gf but you are black

>>11182693
its one of liliths demonspawn
call him a pussy and tell 'him' his mother is a hoe
Then repeat the magic words
"thoticus fuckofficus"

>>11182583
HOW DO YOU KNOW THIS

>>11182748
you have a mental illness, seek professional help

$10 by 2019 nigger

>>11182583
This. A lot of VCs, analysts, etc. come here.

I work for Nintendo, part time. /biz unironically is a good source for information. I bought Link due to memes initially, but my parent company's VC firm is down the street from SC/CL SF HQ... And one of our co-founders actually met some of the team and they have nothing but good things to say about Link for the "medium" term.

Not long term, short to medium term.

>>11182369
I can also confirm that I saw it, it was real.

>>11182979
I want to believe. It's quite plausible, this being one of the larger crypto communities. The idea of some poor suit sifting through all this garbage to compile reports is hilarious. They went to college for this? Racism, frogs, neets and pee pee poo poo? I shitpost and lurk for free. How do I get paid for it?

Drunkanon said the price for LINK will be at max $100
We still have time to accumulate marines.

>>11182979
It must be fun if you're in a position of importance or power to come to /biz/ and dick around every once in a while. This is the place where geniuses come to act like complete retards. If you know how to sift through the 99% garbage content there's no doubt some of the information here can make you a millionaire.

Can you imagine if you were the CEO of a huge tech firm, or the President of a huge multinational bank, hell, even something like a politician or a president? I would be fun as hell to come here and have your identity completely hidden, masquerading as a regular person.

Also, when sergey isn't getting in an argument with money skelly over ETH being a shittoken, jacking off to shota and shadman, or eating bigmacs, Sergey goes to a place called decentralized drinks in SF and gets several McNuggitinis where he drinks all night long and complains about /biz/, memes, and the inability to exit scam.

So he makes sure uber eats 2 McNuggz (plus more for snacking)
1 tub McDonalds Brand Barbeque Sauce (plus more for licking off pinky finger)
1 lg. Mcdonalds Brand Chocolate Milkshake (plus more for bringing all the boys to the yard)
1 bottle Vanilla Vodka (recommended brand: Absolut)

Open the McDonalds bag. Eat one McNugg each, followed by two bites of the Filet-o-Fish (make sure you don't tell anyone that you eat Filet-o-Fishes).

Mix three or four shots of vanilla vodka in the McDonalds Brand Chocolate Milkshake, followed by one shot each directly into your mouth.

Rim each martini glass with McDonalds Brand Barbeque Sauce, and pour milkshake/vodka mixture into the glass. Garnish with a McNugg (which is to be swiped along barbeque sauce rimmed glass after the milkshake has been finished, and consumed with pure, unadulterated glee).

>>11182649
It's an interesting point you raise anon, and the answer is actually right in front of you. All you have to do is to get a piece of paper and any old biro or pencil, and sit in front of a mirror & make a drawing of what you see. & Then there's the answer

>>11182979
NTDOY is my golden stock. Expect Q4 2018 and Q1 2019 to be very good.

>>11182932
There are things that have been handled more efficiently than is normal for this website-on multiple occasions. We're all glad that they were, but it was one of many red flags for CL's influence and how seriously they take this website

>>11182716
Derwent have the best products

>>11183029
Meanwhile I'm a retard who acts like a retard. I don't have to ability to discern which info is garbage and which is not. I just gamble on shitcoins. Any advice from people who've made it?

Pee pee poo poo

>>11183023
The one cofounder bought bitcoin in 2011 because of 4chan. Now he runs the VC in SF and shitposts on Twitter all day. So our parent company and my company is well aware of it.

>>11183029
See >>11183043
I love to come here and shitpost. Reddit doesn't allow for me to come here and create the Nuggitini FUD. We had an intern who we ordered to shift through biz for one day and he couldn't handle it.

>>11183070
Long chainlink that’s literally all any of us has to do and we will win, do not doubt the memes

>>11183080
That last part is especially funny, hope he doesn’t sue for emotional trauma

>>11183088
That's nice to hear, I'll take whatever reassurance I can get. It the biggest part of my portfolio. I try to keep telling myself I'm not going to get mozzarella-ed.

>>11182632
Because your god is homo as well.

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HABEDJN

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Very interesting Anon, please, do tell MOAR

>>11182369
when sergey isn't getting in an argument with money skelly over ETH being a shittoken, jacking off to shota and shadman, or eating bigmacs, Sergey goes to a place called decentralized drinks in SF and gets several McNuggitinis where he drinks all night long and complains about /biz/, memes, and the inability to exit scam.

So he makes sure uber eats 2 McNuggz (plus more for snacking)
1 tub McDonalds Brand Barbeque Sauce (plus more for licking off pinky finger)
1 lg. Mcdonalds Brand Chocolate Milkshake (plus more for bringing all the boys to the yard)
1 bottle Vanilla Vodka (recommended brand: Absolut)

Open the McDonalds bag. Eat one McNugg each, followed by two bites of the Filet-o-Fish (make sure you don't tell anyone that you eat Filet-o-Fishes).

Mix three or four shots of vanilla vodka in the McDonalds Brand Chocolate Milkshake, followed by one shot each directly into your mouth.

Rim each martini glass with McDonalds Brand Barbeque Sauce, and pour milkshake/vodka mixture into the glass. Garnish with a McNugg (which is to be swiped along barbeque sauce rimmed glass after the milkshake has been finished, and consumed with pure, unadulterated glee).

>>11182369
This is legit but it was an inside job.

We have a link marine behind enemy lines.

>>11182369
Yea I saw it too. Not a LARP. Accumulation time is running out.

>>11182537
Stop faggot.

>>11182392
I've been on /pol/ long enough to know misdirection when I see it. I didn't think it was real, but this post pushed me over the line.

Organic poster would say
>Delusional faggots 1k suicides eoy

>>11182979
>i work for nintendo
iz dis bate

>>11183088
>Dubs ID
88's Checked

>>11183088
Chekt

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>>11182895
This is bot spam and should be modded as such

>>11182392
Imagine being this faggot that tries to hide the truth from people. Seriously fuck you, I saw that shit with my own two eyes.

>inb4 show me a screenshot

marjorie mistakenly manufactures magic meat marinade

>>11182369
yeah, suure it was there and NOW its gone.....
i myself am hodling link but i smell the BS all the way over here.

>>11183237
i wouldn't call him a marine but he is a nice lady.

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Reported for spamming and flooding, I suggest others do the same and get this faggot off this thread.

People flooding this thread with useless bullshit is honestly a good indicator that this knowledge is significant. If you think some fuck who isn't getting compensated in some way is going to spend time posting 15 useless replies for shits and giggles then you don't deserve this project. DYOR and buy link.

Not to mention all the faggots in last nights thread and this one that are so sure this was all an inspect element larp. The numbering of items on that website is fudged, and I imagine the author is just waiting to put Link back on that list at the right time.

>>11183805
>If you think some fuck who isn't getting compensated in some way is going to spend time posting 15 useless replies for shits and giggles then you don't deserve this project.

>>11182636
holy fuck my sides

>>11183848
Its always the same shit in link threads with significant information. Open your fucking eyes.

>>11183867
No, you just don't understand that there are a handful of bored trolls who get off on copypasting fud and nonsequitur comments to trigger credulous retards like yourself.

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>(They) are 'maybe' trying to 'distract' (you) (us) from the "truth"?.

>>11183931
where the fuck did you come from grandpa?

>>11183947
What do you know, fren?

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>>11183080
what is their definition of medium term?

>>11184034
2025

>>11184065
Between now and 2021. Chainlink itself on the eth network doesn't have a direct competitior yet. Once the money begins to flow you can bet someone will basically copy code, get a sponsor, and compete with Link.

Kek

ITT

>>11183213
Came and fingered

>>11183588
There was legit some weird shit going on over on that site yesterday though. They added Sergey to the frontpage but not the participants list, and had to go back and filter-ize his face because it was the only one in color. And then later they got around to adding him to the big list.

So it's not inconceivable that they were messing around with other Chainlink-related things and let something slip. Since it seems like they were working on the site live, no dev version or beta or whatever.

>>11183002
So many bizraelis looking on the same site at the same time?

>>11183588
It really was there

>>11183588
look at the thread from yesterday

>>11182369
larp

There are 5 startups listed but no.3 is double

>>11184179
>spankchain
>fartiko
>oh yeah, and there's this thing called Linkchain or something

Kek, how can Linkfphs ever recover

I definitely saw it on the web page too. Understandable to not believe but there are lots of unique anons saying the same thing.

>>11183805
>If you think some fuck who isn't getting compensated in some way is going to spend time posting 15 useless replies for shits and giggles

You underestimate the autism on this board

>>11184757
You mean the same autism that digs up countless connections between link and other major institutions? I'm aware of it.

Quick run down on drunk anon? Been off the scene for a bit

>>11184790
That's the good autism. There is also a lot of autism that leads to endless pasta, fud, and completely off-topic posts.

>>11184179
>spankchain
>fartiko
>and chainlink

>>11184841
Im saying that the slide posts created by users who spam stupid shit 15 posts in a row aren't the same people who make one pasta post because it makes them laugh. Its coordinated to slide and derail the thread.

pee pee poo poo

>>11184179
hahah noku means dick in estonian wtf

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>>11185273
courageous and enlightened

>>11185273
Astonishing, based, courageous, daring and emotional.

>>11182369

Holy fuck why do they say 5 and only show 4 wtf is happening in this timeline

>>11182624
Link to cord

>>11182979
>work for Nintendo
Do you know my dad? He also works there

>>11186676
they are losers, fuck em, there are better link discords

>>11184813
Bump

>>11184813
Yeah he said that basically he saw your mom getting smashed by a nigger, a ghetto one, those with aids. She aids now, your dad aids too. But in reality he aids before cuz he faggot.

>>11182369
...ok wtf I saw it too and now it is 1, 2, 3, 3, 4....covering up and they couldn't even count right because they rushed the change.

>>11186690
Yeah, hes a good guy. He said he was going to kick you out of the house soon.

Their Twitter still says Sergey is coming.

>>11184813
seems we've been predicting september as the mega-month for LINK when in fact we were out by one month.
october will be nuclear for us. slew of new partnership announcements - some of which will be highly significant - and a possible mainnet launch, though maybe not. even so, mainnet wont even be that important when you see the calibre of the partnerships being confirmed.

Fucking A. You fags are truly delusional. I can’t wait for all of this to blow up on your face, you cry and whine and then Link hits $10,000

>>11187324
also, big banks in australia already confirmed - drunk anon had link to a talk where it was all discussed.
extra also, drunk anon said 60% chance LINk will be top 5 in MC by eoy, or alternatively 90% chance top 10 by eoy

>>11187342

What did he mean by this?

>>11183530
Show a screenshot then, faggot.

>no sirs i see it for my owe eyes sirs trust in me sirs

Fucking homo.

>>11187438
drunk anon things that LINK is worth 25x the MC of btc and eth combined.
current MC of eth and btc right now = 140,000,000,000
so 140,000,000,000/350,000,000 = 400

and 400 x 25 = 10,000

>>11183867
>open your eyes PLEASE, tell me this is real PLEASE!

>>11187354
And pray tell anon, why should we trust LARPs?

>>11187660
>And pray tell anon, why should we trust LARPs?
it wasnt a LARP, he provided the audio: >>11168941

here if link doesnt work:
>https://bluenotes.anz.com/posts/2017/12/How-the-NPP-will-digitise-the-payments-landscape

listen at 9:22. NPP has a talk at sibos

https://www.sibos.com/conference/2018/programme/npp-and-common-api-framework-overlay-services

>>11187897
Bump

>>11187354
I’m fairly certain it was AssBlaster
Compare the writing styles and prose

>>11188195
>I’m fairly certain it was AssBlaster
Afraid to show his face after losing anons so much money lol

>>11188235
You are retarded

>>11188268
If you bought his picks when he shilled them you are eating dirt. Coinmetro might never recover.
WHAT ABOUT $3 BY MAY FUCKFACE
Fuck outta wit dat

>>11188287
Why are you so angry anon?

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>>11188382
Kek, AB might have legitimately decimated a few anons with that coinmetro shill.

>>11188287
Imagine thinking a price prediction was indicative of the quality of info he was providing
He gave a lot of contextual info about chainlink and the market and the discerning reader would see a lot of what he was speculating on has come true

>>11188414
We all get picks wrong. I got absolutely justed by Neo and Elastos but got plenty of others right. AB also heavily shilled Monero.

>>11182369
Mammal Mammaries Mend Monstrous Milk Marmalade Marbles

>>11182375
Fuck you delphi I'm not sleepy

>>11188793
fuck you go to bed

>>11182407
They thought they would have something to publish about LINK. But it turned out they didn't. Literally NBD.

Poo poo pee pee

Paid shills fuck off

Unpaid shills fuck on

>>11189562
cringe

>>11189569
based

>>11187236
>3
>a lambda
Half-Life 3 confirmed

>>11190208
Link $10k eoy is more likely

Great thread

Tfw you all in & don't care if it goes to 0 b/c you allready madeit™.
On the other hand, if it goes to $100ish you've made $10MM

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faggots

>>11187897
New link integration? NPP itself is old news.