/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>1117126
Nowadays, it barely matters if you aren't in the financial services. Just don't dress 'edgy' (e.g. no ripped jeans, no graphic tees) and get clothes that fit.

>>1117126
with your dick hanging out

3 inch beard, slacks, dress shirt with mustard stain.

respectably

>>1117126
Don't try to hard to be all business like just wear nice clothes that you like. Don't get something just because it looks good on someone else because chances are you look like an idiot. Everyone has their own way of wearing shit. So go try on a few things and when you what works with you.. then there you go.

This shirt

>>1117215
Buy etheruem?

>>1117126
what business?

>>1117217

more like, sell ETH

dress appropriately in regard to the weather/occasion.

Kliff?

>>1117126
go into a clothes shop with a picture of mitt romney and ask for clothes like him

Shop exclusive ly at Express and Ralph Lauren you will be okay

>>1117126
Like Ryan Goslin from Drive.

>me

>>1117705
Fuck you kids dont even tuck your shirts in anymore? Thats tacky

>>1117705
Horrible shirt. Fat pie.

Buy ethereum

>>1117705
You are fat. Workout and gain more respect. Its cynical, but thats how it is. Im not talking bicycling, running or that faggotry. Build an alpha body with powerlifting and/or bodybuilding. Physical intimidative look works even if you are soft as an eel

Fix your hair.

Tuck in your shirt.

>>1117705

>no matter what you dress like, you'll always look like a pear shaped faggot

Poor you

>>1117705
> Sloppy untucked shirt
> Tight pants
> Fat af
> Stupid hair
Kill yourself m8

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>>1117796
>tucking shirt

>mfw people still do that
>mfw you know nothing about dressing

>>1117802
I know you think it looks good f a m but it looks brety terrible. Also, thats not even the type of shirt that you can leave hanging out like that. They purposely make dress shirts longer on the front and back specifically so that it doesnt bunch when you tuck it in. The only shirts you can wear out like that are even length and flat on the bottom, like polo shirts.

it matters more to actually know your shit and know how to treat people. just dress like a normal person. i can guarantee you, nobody cares even 5% as much as you do about your looks.

>>1117126
Its situational

>>1117705
skipped leg day. wide hips. girly hands. pointed shoes. stupid jacket. no french cuffs. sleeves wrong size. waist too small. shirt untucked. no belt. top button buttoned. neck too small.
cheap ceramic tile. un secure door.

-4/10

>>1117857
DR PAVEL?

>>1117802
Classic never goes out of style m8

>>1117126
I think over dressing is worse than under dressing. Dress nice but don't go Gordon Gecko for a fucking 30k a year job interview. My buddy dresses too nice and people laugh when they find out he works at GNC. it can make you look delusional.

>>1117816
This, niggers on here don't even know about made to tuck dress shirts. This board really is full of neet jobs seeing as poorfag jobs like cellphone sales require formal dress shirts.

This fucking board.

>>1117857
Reminder: this is the neek telling you not to buy ethereum.

>>1117705
Hit the gym, mate.

>>1118313

Tuck it in at work, out to lunch or on a date, untuck

I don't kno anything about fashion actually so take it with a grain of salt

Anyways here's me in the bathroom after aome meeting or dinner

>>1117215
Is that guy a Pole?

>>1117857

Looks professional except for the jacket, which looks like cheap shit.

Also why are your pants are pulled up so high? Is that normal? I never see that at work, I don't where mine that high, don't know anyone that does

>>1118362
Thats the big guy, dude. Hes over on fa.

>>1118359
He's russian born canadian.

>>1117857
Straighten your belt buckle. A belt has to be centered well man. Having your belt like that looks bad.

>>1118357
Not bad man but keep it tucked in at all times. Even if you're chubby it looks so much better than not having it tucked in. Just don't tuck if you're wearing a t-shirt or a shirt that's meant to not be tucked. People will talk shit but you don't dress bad.

>>1118394

Always wear dress shirts to meetings. Always tuck them in.

I have a nice body so I like to tuck In tight shirts so people know you feel?

>>1117802
You: Steve Carell
/biz/: Ryan Gosling

>>1118412
Forgot the fucking image

>>1118398
Oh yeah man, I'm a skinny shit so if I leave my shit untucked i look like I'm wearing a parachute.

>>1117705
If you want to go a little less dressy and more casual which is what youre aiming for you can do vertical stripes on a fitted dress shirt and roll up the sleeves like pic related. Never ever do plaid dress shirts. They just look bad. Also, regardless of what you might think you always want to tuck in your shirt for work and you always always want to tuck in your dress shirts. You can tell the difference between a dress shirt and a sport shirt by the collar, fabric, and if the hem comes in at the sides.

>ITT: Wannabe business men

Pic related is the only attire a true /biz/ness man wears.

>>1118438
Those pants are horendous

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>>1118438
Hello,

I have recently started a group dedicated to investments. I am only adding a handful of people that provide something of use to the group.

Trolls will not be tolerated and will be kicked out.

If anyone is interested then go ahead and add me on Skype.

The_Resistance CRF

>>1118438

>>1118425

On my way to wine and dine some client.

Guy will be dressed to the 9s and so will his date and mine

Am I underdressed? I left the suit pants at some girls house and my black jeans at another girls house

Shirt and jacket are both DIrTy blood stains, tiny ones, looks like wet spots where I tried to get them out

>>1118612
a client for what? I wouldn't do business with you, you look trashy.

>>1119176

Ok,

I'm sorry dude. I left my pants in your sister's bedroom last night.

Your wife has my favorite pair.

Can you get them back and clean the cum of for me? tnx

>>1118612
>millennial businessman

>>1119297
Nope, gaylineial here, we wear suits and watches that are fitted to our wrists correctly. He's just a retard.

>>1118612
Nigga is that a fucking pinky ring?

>>1119290
Primo comeback. I hope I can be as good as you some day.

>>1119312

engagement ring, gonna go put it on this guys sister and fuck her for a couple weeks >>1119317

>>1119307

oh so you're an actual faggot offering advice? Did I ask?

Plain cotton skirt and t-shirt, flip-flops for shoes.
Keep yourself groomed and smelling nice, and everyone will assume that you made it.

>>1119347
And yes, this is for man.
Why the skirt, you ask?
You see, in a business, you are either getting your cock sucked or ass fucked, either way, no reason to not facilitate the access and get a better experience.

>>1118306
Why do you mock your friend for wanting to look nice? Are you a faggot by a any chance?

>>1118612
>Wine and dine some client looking like that.

I too love discussing my economic future over cheap beer and dollar wings.

>>1117705
you look good m8. dont listen to these /fa/ggots

get a solid color shirt tho, yours looks like youre going to work on a farm

>>1117705
A quick lesson
First, tuck that shit in along with a nice belt. The belt is important, trust me.

Second, if you are not wearing a coat/jacket/suit/blazer, roll the sleeves up once. It looks more neat. If you are wearing one, leave them unrolled.

There, now you are looking nicely dressed and not an idiot about it.

Brooks brothers

>>1118612
>pinky ring
>light sunwashed pants that look like crap
>looks like a loose fitting watch

Get some better pants fãmilia and a better shirt that isn't jet black