/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>11171078
>it even uses __A__ Oracle
im not sending shit until you fix the spelling error

>dat background
I am dead
HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAH

>>11171089
fixed

>>11171091
yeah made it in a hurry, will probably do a HQ version later

>>11171078
the address is of a wallet, not a smart contract

>>11171110
it works, just try it out. I did plenty tests on the testnet.

> work your ass off to get the shitty code done
> set up a shitty website
> everyone is going to love this
> nobody tries it out

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

WHY DID ALL MY FUCKING LINK DISAPPEAR GIVE IT BACK SCAMMER

Will this somehow steal all my link?

>tfw you own pinkwojak.com and this guy has to use thepinkwojak

The absolute state.

>>11171095
>You have been screaming for 5 Minutes now, but it is okay, i have a solution for you.

minutes should not have a capital M, and the second comma should be a period.

>You have been screaming for 5 minutes now, but it is okay. I have a solution for you.

Also

>Send just 1 LINK to this Address, and it will trigger a Special Smart Contract, just for you. It even uses an Oracle.

The first sentence should have no commas at all and address should not have a capital A. Special does not have a capital S. Also put an exclamation point at the end.

>Send just 1 LINK to this address and it will trigger a special Smart Contract just for you. It even uses an Oracle!

WHY THE FUCK DID THAT LINK OPEN UP MYETHERWALLET

HOLY SHIT I HAD 400 LINK THEY ARE GONE WTFFFF

>>11171145
I didnt try it because its server is located in a russian scam zone just like link, enjoy your eternal p&d deluded stanks

>>11171095

Also the wojak and sergey images cut off at different points. They should be even with each other.

>>11171223
Same here. My Metamask asked me to send all my linkies

>>11171247
ITS NOT ABOUT THE WEBSITE SOMEONE JUST SEND ONE FUCKING LINK TO THE ADDRESS AND SEE WHAT HAPPENS AHHHHHHHHHHH MY GOD ALL THE WORK FOR NOTHING

>>11171212
>Send just 1 LINK to this Address, and it will trigger a special Smart Contract just for you.

The parts before and after the 'and' can be separate sentences so you use a comma.

>>11171275
i will once you fucking fix it

>>11171282
i still maintain that there should not be a comma in that sentence

>>11171310
i fixed it for fucks sake

>>11171078
>Builds a website with JIMDO
>Certainly has the skills to program a smartcontract

>>11171328
now the images are on top of each other and there is a huge blank space to the left. even out their heights while youre at it.

>Send just 1 LINK to this address and it will trigger a special Smart Contract. Just for you. It even uses an Oracle.

This is a failure too. im not sure why you put a period after smart contract. an exclamation point after oracle instead of a period would be nice

how do you live with yourself?

>>11171366
are you unironically autistic

>>11171377
He is. But also right.

>>11171145
Yes you asswipe because there is no smart contract and you just try scam us you fuckhead:
https://etherscan.io/address/0x25c91AffBc5eaDA84eEe87B83DCbaafC05929D90
NEVER EVER DEPOSIT ANYTHING THERE IT IS A SCAM

>>11171422
TRY IT OUT YOU ASSWIPE
I SWEAR TO GOD IT WORKS

>>11171422
would i unironically do this whole thread + website to get 32 C E N T

>>11171430
source code or GTFO

>>11171458
i wrote a bot that works together with a different smartcontract because i couldnt get my contract to accept LINK as payment, only eth.

for FUCKS sake someone try it you will like the result

>>11171470
i will unironcially send you 1 link now.
I just have to buy it at Binance.
I know it's a scam but fucking 30 cents is nothing for the bants.

>>11171470
So post the code

Or you will never get my LINK

Or don't, because there is no code and you are just scamming people out of their hard-earned moon coins

>>11171478
dont sent it directly from binance, withdraw it to your own eth adress first

>>11171484
H A R D E A R N E D M O O N C O I N S
3 2 C E N T

>>11171486
kek i will only send ONE fucking link to you just to prove that this is a scam.
I don't any link btw.

>>11171510
PERFECT. Finally. You can't appreciate the full effect if you don't hold any link, but that is fine, it will do.

>>11171499
You can keep ignoring the fact that people want verification that what you're doing is "legit"

In the meantime, I'll keep ignoring your shitty website

>>11171528
The verification would be there if one person would just try it out

>>11171535
So why don't you do it faggot

Show us all the beauty of your creation

>>11171552
because i already know whats going to happen, that would take the whole fun away ffs

>>11171557
Ok, I'm done here

Enjoy your scam, anon! Will check the non-contract address in 24h to see how many scrubs you were able to reel in

>>11171181
no you don't, because I own pinkwojack.com

I'm going to point it to /biz/ to prove it you liar

>>11171571
I bet ppl will want to send a LINK after they see the first guy.

>>11171557
Sent:
https://etherscan.io/tx/0x3f61a78dc357b8de1a95399ef31383fed4c734a2cb9b00744355be78fd92a0ae

Well there goes my 1 LINK kek
I know it's gone it's just to warn others.

>>11171609
It worked, now stfu and check your address

>>11171616
our overlord welcomes your donation

>>11171616
HAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAHHA
holy shit I really kekd at this
I mean nice job there for this joke mate.
You earned your 1 LINK there.

https://etherscan.io/token/0x319b8cd8a3703946aaaea8a94793c25544f98fca?a=0x7f3230757c1b6d8c5e15d1970793c7b4b5254b6b

>>11171626
very magical fren

>>11171634
would have been a lot funnier if ppl just started sending from the beginning, now its kinda cringe because i had to try so hard to get just one person to do it

>>11171668
I slightly chuckled a lil' bit. Thanks.

>>11171668

Dude congrats OP u just got $10K EOY man u r living life on cruise control smooth operator man, high speed low drag grats homie

>>11171078
link is shit and so are you. ill try to hack this later

>>11171591
pinkwojack.com see

>>11171719
i cant see a biz link

>>11171726
that domain redirects to /biz/

>>11171701
>the absolute state of no linkers

You know what, i got a better idea. I'm just gonna airdrop it.

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