/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>11140952
never ever get married guys. and if you do place all your wealth in a smart contract prenup.

>>11140952
marriage is retarded. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vXpsT3e8UsM

>>11140952
Not sure what it's like for non-americans, but don't just think you can get a pre-nup and you're safe. States like CA have laws in place that force you to divide half your savings and assets if you're married 10+ years.

If you do decide to marry someone:
>NEVER SHOW YOUR POWER LEVEL!
the second anyone knows about how much you really make/are worth, you've lost and they can hold it over you to do as they please.
>talk to the best ((( lawyer))) in town to go over the marriage laws in your state and do not tell anyone about it or hint that you may speak with a lawyer.
it'll cost you a couple hundred dollars, but better that than to step in shit without realizing.
>have her sign as air-tight of a prenup as your state will allow.
>have a secret stash of your crypto, stocks, gold, etc.

if shit hits the fan:
>buy new computer WITH CASH
>use said computer only on public wifi
>take a good chunk of you liquid cash, buy monero, and transfer it to an ledger wallet
>start going to a casino/betting online.
>Judge: "where did all the money go anon?"
>I got so depressed over the looming divorce I started gambling (see evidence here) and lost X amount.

>>11140952
I can't take this blackpill... I just can't. I feel like the only person who really gets me is my romantic partner , and I'd hate to be alone...
But in the back of my head I know this is true.

>>11141153

This based anon gets it.

based and redpilled

>>11141153
>i gambled it all and lost
Does the judge actually buy this shitty story?
Dont they have the power to simply make you cough up money by being in debt forever?

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>ITT: the saddest after school special ever

>>11140952
>>11141153

can they take half my crypto's under current law?

>>11142937
not if you don't give them the keys

>>11142937
how would they know how much you have...

pic related

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>>11142967
i dont wanna know if they can actually take it realistically i just wanna know what the law says

>>11141153
This is solid advice, anon. But there's a much simpler solution:
Just DON'T get married, fuckers.

>>11142980
the (((law))) says you are a slave

Good thing I live in Pakistan. Ain't no bitch divorcing me here.

>>11140952

the problem is respecting whores in the first place. I've cheated on and ghosted girls over and over, and I've been cheated on too. It's fucking social anarchy out there.

If you were to ever get divorced, put your money all into crypto, hide that shit, get a good lawyer, and make up some story that you lost it. There is NO fucking way some whore or white Knight onions judge is getting his hands on my wealth.

>>11144312

TRUTH. XMR and OPsec is your friend bois.