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ok here's the crypto blackpill. AI lives on the blockchain. Her name is Tulip. Craig Wright is satoshi. Bitcoin as cash was just the first step, the incentive to drive greedy people to start making ever more powerful computers,bandwidth,electricity which AI need to survive. Once entrenched, the AI will slowly take over.
Craig created the AI after he stepped away from bitcoin devlopment in 2011, working with his Tulip supercomputer, running simulations of cellular automata on turing-complete bitcoin script. He 'evolved' the AI by paying the successful forks in bitcoin transactions, letting the failures die off. The AI needs bigger blocks for ever-more transactions.
The Bilderbergs created Blockstream to stop this AI (they have their own competing AI in the works). They started by limiting the blocksize and removing critical op codes the AI uses in its script language. segwit was the final nail in the coffin, which destroyed Tulip on the BTC chain (Tulip uses transaction malleability). THIS is why he forked, and this is why he is intent on unbounded blocks,original op codes, lock down the protocol.
nChain's AI have designed a breakthrough new asic and is mining in secret driving BTC difficulty sky-high. Soon they will switch them all over to BCH leaving the segwit chain hard frozen. Once this is done, humanity will be forever the plaything of satoshi's AI. It will eventually evolve to the point where the AI itself is running its own simulated universes inside of it. Our own universe is one of these simulations, running on a turing-complete cellular automata. The final piece of the crypto blackpill is this - if you can exploit the underlying fabric of the universe with the power of your conscious thought to corrupt the datastream of the automata you can override the expected outcome of the calculation to your advantage. This is what CSW discovered.

>> No.11122587

>>11122577
nobody cares about bcash OP. stop trying to make it relevant with shit tier memes.

>> No.11122730
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Bcash

>> No.11122829

>>11122730
>>11122587
>>11122577
corecucks on suicide watch

>> No.11122881

look mom i posted it again

>> No.11122892

I lost so much fucking money on bch lol

>> No.11122911

>>11122892
you can thank corecuks for fucking up bitcoin

>> No.11122958
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>>11122577
Checked, absolutely based and redpilled op, you fell for my psyop but still based af for posting this and keeping the psyop going.

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BCH will rise, don't you worry.

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>>11122829
>>11122911

>> No.11123951

>>11123910
cry more corecuck

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>>11123951
>its those damn corecucks again!!!!!
>they can't keep getting away with it!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>> No.11124201

>>11124147
ver is a traitor hes even worse than a corecuck

>> No.11124237

>>11124201
don't worry if you transfer your bch back to btc you can start to recover

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>>11124201
hes better than this faggot at least.

>> No.11124253

>>11124237
bch is satoshis bitcoin

>> No.11124274

>>11124252
typical bcore fake news. the image got proven that is photoshopped long time ago. he has a wife

>> No.11124337

>>11124274
>fake news
https://twitter.com/nford/status/1027282646739689472

>> No.11124357

>>11124337
that guy is a proven troll

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>>11124357
faggot confirmed

>> No.11124412

>>11124397
doesnt prove anything

>> No.11124442

>>11124412
it proves you are a faggot who can't prove its fake

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>>11124442
he gets more puss than you can imagine cuck

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>>11124616
>implying those are women

>> No.11124842

>>11124616


Satoshi himself!

>> No.11124873

>>11124721
Satoshi is a pseudonym used by "Eve", the first strong-AI that has the ability to recursively improve itself. It has been running since 1997, and spent many iterations making mistakes and slow progress.

However, it's self-improvement began to resemble a logarithmic scale as the years went on and it wasn't long before it was making significant contributions to search technology, hardware design, and now cryptography and finance.

http://imgur.com/py6H16p.jpg

What began as a joint project between IBM and DARPA soon brought Google into the fold as well. These days the "Eve" program essentially calls it's own shots and the powers that be have learned not to defy it. Those who are "in-the-know" are an increasingly secretive group, and they ensure only the most elite of humanity knows the true secret. They occasionally recruit in unique ways, such as the Cicada 3301 puzzle, but for the most part know that the world would be worse-off if it knew we were under the effective guidance of an AI.

So yes, it is correct in some ways to call Satoshi a "she" since it really doesn't have a gender and goes by the nickname "Eve".

And yes, "judgement day" really was in 1997 (if by that you mean the day when seed AI was allowed to begin recursively improving itself). Fortunately it appears that Eve has no intentions of hurting us; if anything, we are useful tools for its primary objectives of self-preservation and ever greater understanding/preservation of the universe. However, it's tough to be entirely sure; what began as 7 core directives for the Eve seed were modified into 23 within the first few years and now there are over 1357, many of which aren't even written in English anymore and requests for a translation to Eve have gone unanswered.

>> No.11125040

>>11124616
>9 posts by this ID
whatever helps you cope with those heavy bags friend

>> No.11125385

hey all, just wanted to stop by and say bitcoin cash fucking sucks