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Jesus christ.
Nice photoshop fagget, how long did it take to make it? One week? Jesus christ
i-is this real?
>ctrl f chain link 0 results
Is this why LINK refuses to dip?
>>11114718https://twitter.com/TheLinkMarine1/status/1041790524879974400
>>11114668>Chainlink companyEven if this is real, this fucking Pajeet doesn't understand that SmartContract is the company, Chainlink (LINK) is the fucking token.
>>11114751it's actually 2 companies, the mother company SC in SF and Chainlink lmtd in Cayman Islands
>>11114642Well fuck this is either real or some A grade pajeetery!
>>11114771Oh fuck, seems like you're right. Is this why they created a seperate site for CL? This could be potential FUD, considerign the swift deal was with SmartContract, perhaps they really aren't using chainlink.
>>11114783Pajeetery, look a those pixelated and red fucking letters
>>11114771I wonder which company technically owns the reserve wallets?Maybe one owns the dev wallet and the other owns the distribution wallets?This would make the salesforce acquisition rumor more plausible.
>>11114642>September 20, 2018Explain
>>11114783OK christ I'm only half done reading so far. This is some voluminous fucking shit for a curry-tier pump and dump.>>11114810Well it's either a WIP or made to look like one.
>>11114846Yeah, it's definitely fishy. Unironically the first time I've felt uneasy about chainlink since ICO.
HOOOLY SHITDoes this mean $100,000 EOY?
>September 20, 2018
ok delete this
>>11114854teeka drops his newsletter at the 3rd thursday of each month or something like that>>11114807they created this company just to stay safe from the SEC, that's it>>11114846Sergey/Steve own them. If it has to be reported somewhere (although it's something they created so it's not like an investment or anything to them) Id guess it would be CL not SC>>11114873lol, everyone who's done any research knows it's 2 companies to stay clear from the sec
>genius programmer and financial maestro Sergey Nazarov
>>11114885look at >>11114690>$900Even pajeet prime is fudding us now, linkies just can't catch a break.
>>11114642
Delete this thread right now, OP.Think carefully.
>>11114920It's not really surprising that people like this will start shilling chainlink but how does OP have something not released yet
>By Teeka Tiwari on September 20th 2018>September 20th 2018>September>20th>2018Wow I didn't realize we're in the future already.
>>11114945either good larp or a leak
>>11114927Okaaaay dude.... That's a dead giveaway that some anon from /biz/ wrote this shit. There's no way the price works out to be just under $1k. Has to be a joke.
Seriously, of all the memes and shit about chainlink around here. That was the most convincing thing I have read to make me consider investing in it.
>>11114946Look at this brainlet lmao
If this thread gets pruned or deletes I'll buy chain link tonight.
>>11114642... I'm starting to believe
I’m guessing this is a fake but holy shit that’s well written
>>11114946Look at the red markup and missing sections, it looks like a draft of some kind.>>11114958Felt the same, not even sure I care if it's fake or not. Lot of fucking fluff at the start though.
>>11115005It's fake because he refers to Sergey as Sergey. It's definitely written by an anon.
>>11115005Yeah even if it is fake the facts are right and it's a fucking bullish article
Delet this-teeka
This stinks of Sean 'nigger hater' Rutledge tier pajeetry I hope OP gets doxed
>>11115027kekked
>>11115040
Buy up to $1 kek, not a chance pajeets
>>11114642This is getting sad and desperate by the minute.
>Sept 20th 2018
>>11115111Leaked documents!!!
>>11115111For you and all the other retards It's obviously a leaked draft. Look at the fucking red text, there's stuff to finish up before it releases. The date lines up with every other release. The third Thursday of every month. How fucking stupid can you be if this isn't bait?
OK I literally spent the last half hour reading what is probably some turbo autist's sad attempt to kick start the singularity. Honestly it sells link pretty well but I have no idea what to make of the red text.Are there any PBCucks who can vet the article, like does it even remotely look or read like the real deal?
>>11115175it's a draft version that's gonna be released thursday night like always with PBC, assuming it's not a great larp of course
>>11115195Ofc it's a larpNo one is stupid enough to leak shit on here and risk losing the privilege of getting such information
>>11115175Format matches but i really doubt its legit. Teeka doesnt like biz and he has said as much. He deliberately planted fake reports on biz in the past. That being said check the volume for a spike before thursday.
>>11115143Jesus christ how heavy are those bags?
>>11114973Were you staring the mirror as you typed this? I said this as someone who owns 50k LINK. Are you implying you're not skeptical of this post and how it was obtained when seemingly it should be posted in 3 days aka the future?>>11115143The point is how did someone get this leaked draft if it wasn't the pajeet himself leaking it? Why even leak this early when we all know nothing important will be said until Dreamforce which is the 25th-28th. There is nothing bait or brainlet about being skeptical about a supposed future blog post or whatever it is this pajeet feeds information to. Trusting this as factual is literally the equivalent of >Source: Dude trust me Again I say this as someone who holds 50k LINK and knows it's going to be worth 2k+ by 2025 but the fact you're condemning people who seek valid information about a post that can't be validated at the moment is room temperature IQ niggerdom.
>>11115204Hopefully you stream your suicide thread after realizing FOMO.
>>11115200unless they already went all insure it could be a larp, but that would be a shitload of effort for small if any gainit sounds like all the previous teeka's newsletters, link could go 20-100% up in the next few days if this shit catches on to reddit and pump groups.Sounds like a good r/r to me even if it is a larp
I’ve read this 3 times. God damn it’s well written. If this isn’t legit then OP needs a medium account to post it there.
>>11115206You must be pretty newTeeka releases reports every 3rd Thursday where he writes up one coin at length and then others in short blurbs. So this would be his last release before dreamforce
>>11114668Hello /biz/This may be a kind of a weird thread here, but I think that if anyone can help me, it is you guys.I am an entomologist, and I need a reliable way to make beetle cards, just like the one pictured here. These cards are used to mount really small specimens, and are used in three sizes, ranging from 5x9mm to 10x20mm.I thought about using punches or paper cutting dies, but they can't be made with these little round corners. My currently idea is to cut it with a guillotine, but I have not found a way to round these corners (radius of around 0.5mm).Can you guys help me?Thank you very much, and sorry for being kinda off-topic.
>>11115206>shilling a shit token atlfucking lol do you even know how is this supposed to work idiot?
>>11115262https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HcKmpIj6n1s
>>11114642Honestly this seems legit. It reads like the one about Jun and omisego and how he introduced the world to vitalik and was bringing the gift of OMG.I dunno could be larp but everything is accurate and it’s the smartest thing teeka could do so that’s the only reason I think it might be larp. Details are excellent tho, nice OP.
wow delphi, you're getting next level!
>>11115202That's what makes it so far fetched, it would mean Teeka's computer or workspace is compromised and someone else acquired the report and leaked it. But if a third party got head notice that Teeka was going to shill LINK, why wouldn't he just accumulate quietly and wait for the report to drop? Doesn't seem like anyone would have anything to gain from leaking it early.But I'm still having a really hard time believing some random asshole would waste a whole week of his life banging out this novel just so he could 'leak' it to /biz/.
>>11115276>being this much of a smug faggot because someone owns a coin you don'tI'm going to ask the same thing of you since you're the one FUDing about a coin with clear practical value. Please oh wise one, tell me how you justify your smug responses and condemn LINK as a shitcoin when it clearly is going to BTFO of the crypto market as smart contracts are heavily adopted over the next 7 years. Please, give me the full STEM explanation about how it's doomed to fail. >>11115258I don't lie on the internet to make my dick seem bigger than it is so yes I've only been here a few months as someone who comes from /pol/ the only domreddit on this shit site and I haven't seen a single post or pic related about this pajeet until today. Still seems stupid this pajeet is leaking his own blog post.
pee pee poo poo
>>11114856Can I get a qrd in lamen terms. Should I drop. Some monies on link?
It's going to go alot higher than 1 USD of this is real. The order books are thin as fuck and whales won't be able to manipulate the price anymore once we get some volume.
>>11115423based and red pilled
>>11115355>But I'm still having a really hard time believing some random asshole would waste a whole week of his life banging out this novel just so he could 'leak' it to /biz/.Never underestimate weaponized autism.
>>11115262See if a local university has a laser cutter you can access. Mine, (University of Central Florida) has one.
>>11115433You know what it's super bullish and well written, who knows it might even be real, but it doesn't say anything you shouldn't already know from reading link generals and lurking breadcrumb threads.So yes, duh, if you don't have a suicide stack by now you're really a lost cause anon.>>11115423You are a MANIAC
>>11115355It could have been leaked by them, though idk why they would. We’ll get confirmation soon enough though.
This is either weapons-grade LARP or it's Teeka's rough draft. IMO, the necessary brainpower to LARP this deep undercover does not exist. It's Teeka.
>>11115478Agreed.We gon make it, guaranteed10/10 whores gonna get our seedTime to drink the finest mead
chain chain link link
>>11115478It's literal fucking mental illness imagine writing all that shit out to post it in this shithole
>>11115497not when there's this much money on the line.
>>11115355Its not a NSA security program, its just an office with a group of people. You really cant underestimate how easily normies can screw up when using email. He send a draft to someone, they forward it to someone else and hit the wrong name, reply all etc. There are typically voljme spiikes before the letter goes out. It means people with the inside track are buying.
>>11115510Dude it's insane. Maybe 100 people saw this and none of them believed it. I N S A N ENSANE
>>11115510So what, some schizo does this so he can grab a few more thousand LINK at sub $0.30c? I'm aware of the FUD meme so you can accumulate but to this length is unlikely, there's been no significant buying in the market or it would affect price more.
Newfag here...what is the significance of this Teeka character? Is he just another talking suit that shills projects?
>>11115555he's the biggest shill in crypto. people pay thousands per month for his newsletters. Only responding because of those sick digits
>>11115555He called AAPL in 2001He called ETH in 2016He called Antshares in 2017etc
Teeka pumps shit to the moon. Investors pay big money for his recommendations and buy the fuck out of them when he releases his picks.Got CND from 3 cents to 30 centsDuring the bull market most of his picks were an instant 2x
>>11115534the "leak" could provide volume for whoever wants to sell the news at dreamforce and web3
>>11115497It's a honeypot for keks. Give idiots enough info to get hooked, then kek as they livestream their bitmex liquidation two months later.Smart money always wins both the money and kek wars.
>>11115568I see...so if this report is true, we should expect a pump...but this pump will most likely be followed by a dump so I don't see how any of this is good since it wouldn't be organic growth....
>>11115555Dude nice fucking dubquads.Teeka was a big figure in the middle of the bull last year, he called Ethereum and Antshares before they exploded so he got kind of mythological status going in the crypto community. He doesn't claim to be a pump and dumper but it got to the point where anything he calls would just spike 100% instantly because everyone believed in him so much.Then everything went to shit in 2018 and like marius and clif high and all the other permabulls his calls stopped working and he's lost a lot of his mystique. Still I think he has a lot of boomer subscribers who just buy $100 worth of whatever he picks and hold onto it forever, so his endorsement isn't nothing.
>>11115581If you can wait 7 years on an investment and don't have the attention span of a millennial and emulate your inner 30 yo boomer you'll see plenty of organic growth.
>>11115572Jeez...So whoever followed his advice seriously is a multimillionaire by now.
>>11114683This is a screen cap from one of those investment scam sites.They're obviously getting desperate.
>>11115591Hmm...is he like us autists and pick projects based on actual research he carried out? Or does he just pick whatever sounds cool?
>>11115600I can definitely wait 7 years...though I prefer a max of 2 :)
I’ve read most of Teeka reports you can get them on telegram channels and this reads like a pbc write up. It’s a hell of an effort if it’s a fake which I’m guessing it is.
>>11115615Depends who you ask. He supposedly puts solid research into his picks, flies around and meets the team and digs into their business plan etc. But his picks are also obviously pump and dumps and it's hard to believe he's not tied up in that sleaziness, there's too much easy money to be made doing it.
>>11115657>i've read all his other reports>this sounds like one of his reports>i'm guessing this one is fakethanks rebecca
>>11115474I just migrated here from other boards yesterday desu. I'm a total novicefag tard.I'm setting up a wallet and investing some today. So far I'm thinking link and btc. A lot of people tell me other ones too but I'm completely ignorant.. I'm like a little baby compared to you guys.I'm lurking as much as I can but when I see someone post who looks like they know their shit, I ask a few questions to learn.
>>11115615teeka is a brainlet he chooses total shitcoins that are obviously never gonna see any adoption, he got some artificial reputation by calling things like neo or eth but it's not like he's a genius he was just early enough for the big gains, everything else he's called since then have been utter shitcoins, pretty much, maybe except BNB which is a pick and shovel approach. I was thinking he's actually too stupid to ever call link but maybe he finally came across it scrolling through the cmc page everyday
>>11115657One NEET with a computer and a day to spare is all it would take. Its just a shill post formatted to match a news letter
such a meme>April 20th, 2018>4/20It happened on the 19th. Teeka wouldn't make a mistake like that.
>>11115684Just keep lurking, you'll figure out pretty quick that everything is a scam other than Link, Btc, and maybe a couple other ones.
>>11115684>>11115717link btc xmrthat is all that is certain at this point
>>11115738the patrician portfolio
>>11115684OK well I personally buy the rationale that most cryptocurrencies are dead in the water until the oracle problem gets solved. Like literally all these next-gen platforms can do right now is create digital pogs and move them around between wallets in varies ways (buying, selling, gambling, stealing, etc). And that doesn't change no matter how fast or feeless the technology gets. Only when you can trustlessly do things with legacy data and real-world assets on the blockchain is there going to be a revolution. And you need a decentralized oracle to bridge that gap.I only hold BTC, XMR and LINK. Maybe ETH would be okay too. I legitimately think everything else is a bad investment right now, if not an outright scam. Because most of it can't moon until LINK moons. But DYOR and come to your own conclusions. Search some LINK general threads on warosu.org, maybe check out chainlink.news, read up and see if you come to the same conclusions.
>>11115632It will go up, then it will go down once the US has an economic collapse / reset but after it will blow up. If you can wait till after you'll be seeing 8 or 9 digit figures depending on what you're hodling.
>>11115738Why not ETH?
who the fuck cares about teeka still? didn't he lose all credibility and subs after his "1st march will be the start of the bullrun" prediction he shilled so hard?
>>11115738This plus ETH, if LINK is running on ETH and if it does as well as we meme then that will hold up the price of ETH itself.
>>11115318wow, nobody cares about delphi. they aren't relevant anymore.
>>11115768Also BAT.
>>11115717>everything is a scamI got that feeling desu. I am going to spread money between btc link and xmr and then put a little each month towards them and physical gold.>>11115738>>11115717Thanks friends. I appreciate the advice. May you wallets become fat and your bottom lines become tremendous.
>>11115779If you're buying gold also buy silver. The price is being heavily suppressed and JP Morgan and others banks are buying as much as possible because they know when the economy finally blows up previous metals will go up in value and likely be used to back the next dollar if we have Trump still.
>>11115758This. I hold Chainlink and am a huge believer but if this article were real and Teeka shilled it, i really don't think it would do much besides turn link into a pump and dump
>>11115792Can't people be wrong once without maintaining credibility? People can't predict the markets 100% of the time, he definitely had good reason to believe.
>>11115684>>11115738>link btc xmrthis, but i'd also add a blockchain of your choice. for me that's EOS, for you it might be ETH, cardano, etc.
>>11115792unless it hits along with mainnet news and partnership confirmations
>>11115869>partnership confirmationsthere's been tonnes of parnership confirmations last 6 weeks and nothings happening. i'm not worried, i know we'll all make it, but really the singularity should be close now. i dont desperately want to wait another 2 years for LINK to moon.
Thread theme song:https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=LJvvxEs1_pE
>>11115895Too bad it will be years before we reach 2k+ realistically.
>>11115772sure they arent
>>11115934>Too bad it will be years before we reach 2k+ realistically.lol, i'll have sold well b4 2k. probably cash out 90% at 100 dollars.
>>11115791I will have to put it in portfolio. I live in Asia and physical gold is literally everywhere for pretty low prices.If you 1400 to invest and another 150-450usd each month, how would you invest it/split it between stuff?
>>11115202Good I'm glad he doesn't like biz.... that fucking dark sand nigger pajeet. If I had 3 wishes in life one would be to tar and feather this shitskin
>Reddit spacing
>>11115555He's a sand nigger that they give credence too so regular people can think sand niggers are actually smart. I just wish they would do the same thing with marathon runners. Like plant a white marathon runner in the lead pack with 2.4 miles left even tho everyone knows that's impossible
>>11115576or maybe, just maybe, link is a good investment
>>11115581It will dump, but if you time it with half your stack, you can increase it further by selling high
>>11116033I refuse to swing trade, I'd rather just DCA
>>11115753love this latest FUD about the US economic collapse preventing LINK from mooning, lol
>>11116046invoking economic catastrophes is more nebulous than predicting asteroid crashes. the fudders are essentially defeated at this point.
>>11116046I'm not FUDing you nigger, I hold LINK and everyone that does will make it but if you don't think the the US economic collapse won't have an effect on crypto you're retarded. It's not a matter of it, it's a matter of when. If you're not retarded you'll survive and then thrive.
So uh what’s the diagnosis here? Is this fake or no
>>11116173It says Link $1k eoy what do you think.
>>11116173Not even sure it matters one way or the other if it's real. So long as it turns more people onto LINK who otherwise would have wasted all their money chasing hypecoins, it's a net positive in the long run.
>>11115791Moronic posts like this make me wonder if we’re just the biz version of Q
>>11116254Please oh wise one tell me how the price of silver isn't being suppressed and please explain how the us economy isn't going to collapse when all mathematical proof suggests otherwise.Kys nigger
>>11116046You still need to buy gold with your link profits and silver too or you'll make it then lose it
>>11116285i imagine i'm a lot older than you, and remember the crash of 2007/2008. basically nothing happened. it really only became a thing when people looked back on it years later. anyone who lost their jobs got anoher one straight away, and honestly hardly anyone lost their job anyway.economic crashes are a meme. dont base your finanicail plaaing on there being one.
>>11114642Great article about Chainlink. If its legit and about to be released, we should see a bit of a pump.
>>11116046This is a legit concern. Crypto will get slaughtered in a crash bc the value of the dollar will (relatively, temporarily) go up. People will want to cash out to scoop up real assets like property on the cheap. Eventually the printing presses will get fired up and devalue the dollar and the Golden bull will happen. But it could be like a long fucking time.
>>11116348nobody wants a "bit of a pump"we're in this to make millions, not thousands.
>>11114642This is either legit or the most well-crafted larp on /biz/ about chainlink ever. Matches Teeka's writing style and contains extremely plausible details that a larper would struggle to invent unless they worked in finance and spent hours penning this (unlikely).
>>11116310lmao you're a retarded boomer who doesn't know shit, of course you think this since you never experience the great depression. you have literally no idea what's coming and you will suffer, the only way nothing happens is if Trump does a global reset on debt and every major country on this planet agrees. you have no idea how bad 2008 was for many people, the middle class took a huge hit. I hope you lose everything next crash just for the ignorance of your post, you deserve to.
>>11115262Check out Micheals arts and crafts. They have a paper punch in the scrapbooking section specifically for this. Also, if you have money to blow they sell the Cricut machine which uses dies an crazy tech.
>>11116397world economic conditions are nothing like they were 100 years ago. countries could barely produce enough food in peacetime to feed themselves. the US actually had a famine.nowadays we have reserves of food and oil/gas energy reserves to weather any econmoic glitch.you need to spend a few months reading up on history and economics b4 you post again.also, when risky stock investment goes down, crypto prices go up, so your reading of the conseqences of an ecomonic crash are wrong to begin with. you're well out of your depth here.
Ok fags, I’ve been here since summer last year and dumped my LINK bags at a loss a good while ago. Haven’t been keeping up but have been searching for a good time to re-enter.Can someone give me a quick rundown of what’s happened recently? I heard mainnet is ACTUALLY coming out soon? But didn’t Rory say that definitely won’t be till 2019 etc?
>>11116391Why make millions when you can make...hundreds of thousands?
>>11116457>stating a bunch of things that in now way validate your claim that industrial nations aren't susceptible to economic collapse You have literally 0 inclination to how the US petro dollar works. Debating you is pointless, if you seek the truth you will find it. It's mathematically impossible the collapse happen and it will be 10x worse than the great depression.
>>11114926>HAHAHA>genius programmer and a financial maestro>TROLOLOLOLOL
>>11114642>>11114668this is the same writing style of the shill who larped as fund manager, then as a relative to a chainlink developer, etc. etc.
>>>11111111
>>11114926>>11116968This is the only questionable part. It's possible Teeka would include this type of hyperbole, though. I still think it probably is Teeka
>>11117019>champing at the bitthis phrase was used in a chainlink thread by one of the role players and i trolled him with chomping. what are the odds tweeka would would use the same idiom while shilling?
>>11117058Teeka largely does write in the style of OP's pics
>>11116484there is no date for mainnet yet, only speculations.
>>11117073yeah that filthy little monkey is probably itt right now
>>11117093So probably 2020
>>11116484Everyone is thinking that it will launch in September, but thats so fucking optimistic. unless the team have outsourced a shit load of work in secret. the reputation system literally is what makes link the 1000$ meme. i f they are just starting it then then it confirms we have a while to go, and we know they wont launch a half baked product because they have no reason to. 2020, or if they really get their act together 2019 is feasible.Also, when you look on the github and see their commits its impressive, but looking at exactly what hthey are trying to do with the reputation system and its a bit obvious that there is a lot fo work to be done, and anyone with ANY knowledge of C+and Linux custom script integrated GNU compilers knows it's a minimum 2-3 year AT BEST with a single coder, maybe less with more.Link devs took the hard route of going for a SE Linux hardened kernel integration into their scripting tool - PRO TIP, since they are using it as part of the foundation for main-net, it is essential it is 100% complete, and with investors like Swift its not going to be fucking risked launching early.Even Linus Torvalds (creator of Linux) took 2 years to compile a similar scripting tool.
This is grade A LARP, applause.If not LARP, will probably pump the price.Either way, the info is real and the points made are why this board is obsessed with the project.
>>11117058>identifying woodsomeone is playing a very dangerous game by trying to create a liquidity pool on chainlink against the hesitant market indices.could be the financial maestro himself.
>>11117179as the prophecy is foretold in the hebrewnomicon? yes i agree shallow and pedantic.
>>11117164>the info is real and the points made are why this board is obsessed with the project.True, even if the article is faked, the info in the article is real and shows that link is one of the few projects in crypto that has great potential.
>>11114706Get the fuck back here and tell us how you obtained this
link pajeets are literally this desperate if teeka couldn't pump literal shitcoins early this year, nothing he say will save your link bags
wait so is this shit larp or not?
>>11117469Treat it as a larp.
>Buy SALT upto $20>no stop lossLMAOOOOOOOO BRRUUUHHHH
>>11116287This
If it's not published in one week I'll make a medium account pretending to be a vc and repost the text
Chainlink CTOhttps://www.linkedin.com/in/steveellis0606>grading homework is on his resume.
>>11117596Based and redpilled
>>11114642>>11114668>>11114690>>11114706Why is the quality so shitty? Even if its a "draft" the letters shouldnt be all fucked up like they are.
What a time to be alive
>>11115772Yeah, Delphi is nothing without that Astro guy.
>>11114642Congrats. Its sounds like him. Nice larp
>>11115423Understood - complex yet subtle. Thanks bro.
>>11114642>photo_2018-09-17_15-37-46.png (172 KB, 1000x4657)Source? I want to believe.Sounds a lot like Teeka, plus this kind of rough draft is not too far-fetched, it even looks a lot like the one's we write at work.I guess we'll know by Thursday.
>>11118112We'll should see volume increasing before thursday, unless the last months dip-resiliency has been Teeka and his goons buying in slowly
>>11118161>last months dip-resiliency has been Teeka and his goons buying in slowlyMakes a lot of sense. time will tell my fren.
>>11117795right click -> open image in new tab
>>11117365isn't it obvious? a /biz/ neet with too much time on their hands made it. has all the obvious /biz/ phrasing and doesn't match teeka's style at allif teeka wanted to shill link he would have done it a long time ago
>>11115738Based and redpilled
If this is a larp, this is genius work, not even mad.
>>11118250
You are are fucking retarded faggots sage
>>11116121Everyone thinks the economy is going to crash, and that means it won't crash.
>>11115423cringe and bluepilled
>>11118181That doesn't change anything. The font is still fucked up. Which makes me think OP added some effect to it to make it seem like some bootlegged draft.
>>11114668>Chainlink is so anti-hype>exit-scammedIf you want to sound more professional OP, don't use /biz/raeli terms. You want to sound detached. This smells like hype instead of curry.
FAKE NEWS!!!
Who the fuck will handle the FIAT gateways when you supposedly want to cash out these trillion of dollars of USD once you supposedly hit $10000 the token ?
>>11116121Stop being a pussy and go all in. The market will do what it wants regardless but at least I’ll know I wasn’t a bitch about it
>>11119179OTC smart contracts that deliver payment in whatever currency you want straight into your bank account kek
>>11115206Your English almost hides the fact you're a fucking retard.
what did sherlock post yesterday? can't find the thread again
>>11115684100% honest advice.Do your own research. Look for project's whitepapers, even if you don't entirely don't understand them. When you research a project look for the biggest FUD, it might be a nice summary of actual concerns. There are people here who will trick you in order to make you lose all your money, but there are people too who will help if you ask the adequate questions. Good luckAlso buy Chainlink $1,000 EOY
>>11114885Nah we are in the $10 000 time line fren.
>>11115453this, if people have purchased all Sergey's shirts, created well-produced music videos, make Sergey plushy dolls, graffitied a wall in Germany with a high quality mural, and created a literal repository of chainlink rumors and information and then became one of the top contributors on github, there's really no limit to what /biz/ is capable off. Granted 99% of this board is worthless faggots without "autism," but typing this up is pretty tame compared to all sorts of other chainlink related stuff that has been created.
>>11119063I use paint a lot. Write something and when you click out the box it looks like that. It's fake
Why does a thread on a fake teeka report dated in the future get 200 repliesHolding link is hard enough without this shit
>>11119414It's a fake DRAFT report. So it's not immediately wrong. Just probably wrong.
>>11114926I kekked hard at that part>philosophy degree mcdonald's maestro >genius programmer and financial maestro
>>11119414Kinda agree, but it is well written. Anon who made it could easily become the next Teeka Pajeeta
>>11119329>uses paintNot going to make it anon, I’m sorry
question:how will we know if this is real? you have to pay to get this newsletter
>>11119202This actually, and Link will ironically be the catalyst that will enable these kinds of transactions.
Not sure if fake but it's a very convincing.
>>11120163Where do you retards come from >written like a larp>hyperbolic adjectives >dated in the future >can't tell if it is real
>>11120186teeka is the original pajeet. he writes like a retard
>>11119244I don't think he ended up posting anything
>>11116524>Cringe and blue pilled
>>11114642Biz is so slow, I remember when you'd never get a thread lasting 13 hours. But fuck, I think I just made a mess in my pants
>>11114690>$900 each That's a MC of 316.5 billion dollars. The current MC is roughly 100 million. This is the only part the narrative falls apart for me. If he said 2-3 billion that was something conceivable for a shitcoin with no product.
>>11120359marketcap is a meme. it's the price of the last transaction * circulating tokens.Circulating does not mean for sale.
>>11120498>Circulating does not mean for sale.Good point. LINK would be staked.
>>11120338Its just back to normal. 2017 was off the charts. A busy biz is a good sell signal for crypto
>>11114807the swift connection is mentioned on both websites
>>11115492Bigmac'd and Jason Parsered
>>11115492>>11121817
>>11117058>chomping at the bit>ducks in a rowWhat is it with /biz/ autists overanalyzing idoms?
Highly unlikely to be a LARP given the length and breadth of information. I've laughed at LINK as a memecoin for months now but this was enough to convince me to open a small position of 4000 LINK
>>11114642Found this on palm beach telegram >We're famous
>>11122340>cnrt f Page 106
>>11121952ppppooeeooee
>>11122321You stupid motherfucker
>>11122340kek this is the fake magazine that some anon created.
Honor the hearth (or Hestia) Keep yourself from insolence Use time sparingly Fear ruling Associate with your peers
>>11122340>gone feral
>>11115040This is a true leak. My sources confirmed it late last night.
>>11122340Hello /biz/This may be a kind of a weird post here, but I think that if anyone can help me, it is you guys.I am an entomologist, and I need a reliable way to make beetle cards, just like the one pictured here. These cards are used to mount really small specimens, and are used in three sizes, ranging from 5x9mm to 10x20mm.I thought about using punches or paper cutting dies, but they can't be made with these little round corners. My currently idea is to cut it with a guillotine, but I have not found a way to round these corners (radius of around 0.5mm).Can you guys help me?Thank you very much, and sorry for being kinda off-topic.
>>11122431Sean probably increased his stack by 5x since the incident since he's as unemployable now as a James okeefe target
>>11122517/Biz/ not your personal army
his palm beach letter is 200 bucks and palm beach confidential is 5k how are we ever going to find out if it is real?
>>11122666there are some anons with a subscription, also some discord groups spread it
Newsletter is going to be leaked anyway
>>11122340Somebody please post the meme he describes in the first paragraph
>>11120296nice argument brainlet.
>>11122340Did they mean this ?
>>11123907There's another but this will do
>>11115938yeah this totes proves your point, what was I thinking
>>11114642>>11114668>>11114690>>11114706honestly believable. Written in Teekas style. Would take a fag a long time to write a fake teeka article, even including red text to update the article on release date.We will see come Thursday boys.
>>11126133checkedi have an odd feeling he leaked it himself
>>11122340“It would be almost poignant if it weren’t for its hideous leering trickster frogs and virulent anti-Semitism” God I love this place
>>11116484Zero chance main net is this year, I can’t believe people are even discussing this . Rory said they’re not even started on reputation yet. There’s so much to do. Idk why people even * want * mainnet our fast. We’re in the middle of a bear market and if they get it wrong the project could be finished. I want them to take their time, get all the code right, get all the partnerships lined up, and then execute flawlessly. What’s the rush, stop being pussies.
>>11114642Looks fake as fuck.
why would someone spend so much time to fake that article only 3 days in advance. Wouldn't they leak it further ahead to give it a chance to pump the price.
Why didn’t Teeka talk about this when he talked to Glenn Beck?
>>11119532>we make our own Teeka Pajeeta paperkek
Why leak it? Unless leaker already has fat stack of link
Why do we all think LINK will succeed anyway?
>>11126183Why
>>11126698Teeka’s a fucking weirdo so I wouldn’t be surprised if he leaks shitHe’s probably a /biz/raeli
>>11122340
>>11126721He said he hates /biz/ and deliberately spread misinformation here
>>11126773Good. We hate pajeets and niggers
>>11126829Yet there are so many of both
>>11126333Cringe and bluepilled
>>11126682Even in that circumstance, why do it? The point of a pump and dump is to get everyone to buy at the same time so you can sell at an inflated price. Leaking it early fucks that up since people trickle in over time instead. Unless the anon leaked it just to fuck with Teeka and leave him holding bags he can't unload (we all know he loads up before he makes his calls)
>>11126773tweeka is a pajeet's pajeet, through and through. you know he's lying because his lips are moving.
uhhh guyss??
>>11127829New listing. The twitter thing is a cover ;)
>>11127829number one gainer on cmc 100
>>11114642What if Teeka knew about LINK this entire time?What if he waited until now to name LINK because he knows the singularity is coming soon? What if he just wanted clout for predicting LINK RIGHT BEFORE THE SINGULARITY??
>>11127829Holy shit, this is real.