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I want this life edition

>I'm new to the stock market, what stocks should I buy?
Before you buy anything, make a brokerage account and read investopedia articles and/or the books in the OP list. If you don't have a broker, you can't buy stocks, and if you blindly buy things without understanding how the stock market works or doing any research on the individual stocks you're buying, you will lose money and it will be entirely your fault.

List of popular brokers:
https://pastebin.com/mrSchZPg

List of basic stock market terminology for newfags:
https://pastebin.com/VtnpN5iJ

Real-time market news:
https://thefly.com/index.php

Educational sites:
https://www.investopedia.com/
https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain

Free in depth technical analysis charts:
http://www.tradingview.com

Premarket Data:
https://pastebin.com/y9PRQLR3

Earnings Report Calendars:
https://biz.yahoo.com/research/earncal/today.html
https://www.earningswhispers.com/calendar

Biopharma Catalyst Calendar:
https://biopharmcatalyst.com/

Pump and Dump Advertising:
https://stocktwits.com

S&P 500 VIX Futures (For SVXY/UVXY, higher is better for UVXY, lower is better for SVXY)
https://www.investing.com/indices/us-spx-vix-futures

Basic rundown on options:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TBAQtjyqNHw [Open] [Open] [Open]
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SuTTzfa4ePE [Open] [Open] [Open]

Suggested books:
https://pastebin.com/jgA5zTuC

Previous thread: >>11106969

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>> No.11109404

>>11109378
bought a huge bag of the powder off the internet, was like a 10g packet.
did fuck all and tasted like ass.

then again, was doing over 15 30's a day when i kicked, tolerance was sky high to opiate like highs.

>> No.11109410

all in verizon for mid term hold. 5g is bad fucking ass, they just crossed the boundary of mobile phone company -> home internet ISP

>> No.11109419

god dammit Texas anon I hate the outdoors

>> No.11109424

>>11109402
Hey Ted

>> No.11109432
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>down 5% for the day
the losses are matching the already shitty day i was having before

>> No.11109433

>>11109402
Filtered

>> No.11109435
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>>11109402
Hello Rato. How are you?

>> No.11109438

Buy USLV and REITs

>> No.11109442

>>11109404
nothing like railing oxys man. Makes pure MDMA feel like drinking water.

>> No.11109444
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>>11109435
How did you know my follow up been meme??

Also buy GM

>> No.11109445

>>11109419
Beta

>> No.11109457

>>11109442
jfc, just got butterfly's in my stomach, fuck off! 3 years sober.

>> No.11109459
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>>11109432
It will statistically get better, probably

>> No.11109460

What would be best to invest in to cash in on the effects of global warming in the coming decades?

>> No.11109464

>>11109444
Cause I’m not a newfag that came from reddit after the election.

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>>11109402

>> No.11109470

>>11109432
this kid is on way too much leverage if hes managed to lose 5% today

lmao never making it like that

>> No.11109472
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11109472

Dividends

>> No.11109479

can someone just fucking capitulate already and stop raping me with these fucking trade war uncertainty?

>> No.11109486

>>11109404
lol oh yea if you had an opiate tolerance the best thing its gonna be able to do is stave w/ds

>> No.11109503

Thinking of buying 100 shares of NIO when it goes below 8. What do you guys think? I’m hopeful but nervous about their future stock price especially with the talks of tariffs.

>> No.11109506
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>>11109404
Used to use and sell percs. It was the best and worst time of my life. The week long w/d of opiates was hell like.

>> No.11109512

>>11109457
sorry for your loss fren

>> No.11109517

>>11109479
no

>> No.11109529
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TSLA

>> No.11109552
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Who else bought TSLA at the $260 dip?

>> No.11109565

>>11109529
$420 and taking it private.

>> No.11109573

The WU bart up completely failed

>> No.11109575
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FINMA is investigating Credit Suisse for corruption
SELL SELL SELL

>> No.11109603

>>11109552
amateur. i bought at 340. learn to bag hold.

>> No.11109612
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11109612

>tfw green day overall
based GALT coming through again

>> No.11109642

unironically fucking sell everything rn
buy it back after the trade FUD gets realized

>>11109575
credit suisse isnt corrupt, theyre actually just that retarded

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>>11109575
it's the same story for each bank, very risky sector to be invested in. us banks are doing better than euros still. euro banks are just playing time at this point, total chaos inside. record lay offs etc. deutsche as the biggest leading the way of destruction

euro rallies a bit as expected, but by no means look good long term.

spx just daily volatility tariffs etc. have no real impact at this point to dow and sp. looking good

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>>11109642
everything except GALT
buy GALT immediately before cancer data comes out

>> No.11109668

>>11109655
whens that supposed to happen?

>> No.11109670

>>11109642
Do you remember when they are dumping their AMD?

>> No.11109672

>>11109655
I sold my GALT at 5.70, I'm waiting to get back in later today

>> No.11109677

>>11109642
How long until the fud ends.

I wager this goes on until at least wednesday

>> No.11109695

>>11109670
did they?

>>11109677
i heard more tariffs were coming out mon-wed so yea

>> No.11109701

>>11109645
She would have been so hot if she didn't animorph into a orangutan after she turned 18.

>> No.11109706

>>11109668
"by the end of summer"
meaning likely some time this week

>>11109672
fair
taking profits and getting back in later on in the day at a lower price can be smart, just don't miss out on the catalysts

>> No.11109714

>>11109677
Nothing is over until we decide it is. Was it over when the Germans bombed pearl harbor?

>> No.11109718

>>11109701
this
that creatura is literally hideous

>> No.11109735

>>11109410
5g isn't up yet and won't be nation wide for like 4 years. Patience.

>> No.11109741

Sour or power?

>> No.11109757

>>11109741
circuit city

>> No.11109758

>>11109735
https://venturebeat.com/2018/09/14/verizon-and-cradlepoint-announce-enterprise-5g-broadband-service/

was demoed last week.

>> No.11109773
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Buy the dip

>> No.11109780

>>11109741
sour obviously

tho given how its been going theyll pump for the close an then dump on everyones heads in AH

>> No.11109786

>>11109773
thats tomorrow

>> No.11109794

>>11109758
I think 5g is going to officially destroy Sprint for good. They're barely hanging on as is. My friend works for them and they cut commissions by 66% starting last week. They are obviously hurting.

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>>11109773
dips not over yet, we want to buy when it's rising to capture momentum, and sell when it dips to secure our profits. (pic related) You can really hurt your self trying to catch a falling knife, don't even bother.

>> No.11109810

>>11109794
>cut commissions by 66% starting last week
wew
that seems excessive

>> No.11109815

>>11109786
I feel a sudden Bart Up coming on

>> No.11109824

>>11109642
>corrupt
>retarded
these are usually interchangable

>> No.11109837
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OPK

Yay or nay?

>> No.11109846

>>11109735
I heard 5G is gonna give the communist computer god access to brain thoughts broadcasting radio and eyesight television. Would you like to comment on that?

>> No.11109848

>>11109802
delete this

>> No.11109852

>>11109794
sprint is hard up. verizon kinda is too, just because overseas CDMA is fucking worthless. Verizon has a stronghold though on US and has been expanding to new shit on the reg.

5g is fucking as fast as fiber, without running fiber. huge business potential. for example we can't use any other AP's when traveling due to data theft. everyone has to have their own hotspot. sure other companies are the same.

I think we end game with ATT and Verizon sucking market from everyone else. Running a (good) network is expensive. Little guys getting sucked up and cant compete.

>> No.11109872

>>11109846
that’s fiber my dude

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>>11109846
Yes by melting our brains it will facilitate an evacuation from this world of 3d directly to a new world of 5d. We'll skip right past the hellish 4d realm of bad angles and ugly tesseracts, this is hyperstition.

>> No.11109878

>>11109846
Can confirm. Also is high enough frequency that all will die within 40 years of exposure intentionally cutting human life span in half for the sake of the environment.

>> No.11109879

>>11109852
That was my thought too. Verizon and ATT take over the customers from Sprint and T-Mobile. Sprint and T-mobile at this point really only cover poor people and niggers, and even they are going to prepaid options.

>> No.11109912

anyone have any good books on the study of wyckoff accumulation/distribution patterns?

wanna combine this w my P&F charts to really make some money desu

>> No.11109937
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>tfw KHC didnt increase their dividend this year
Fucking Nani
Literally WHAT

>> No.11109941

told my GF to buy some BUD today with her robinhood app, am I a good investor BF?

>> No.11109949
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HAHAHAHAHA ELON IS FINISHED HAHA HAHA OH NO NO NO

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How do dividends for ETFs work?
i recently bought into the Vanguard S&P 500 ETF and i'm not entirely sure how the dividends work
>t. newfag

>> No.11109953

>>11109937
no wonder theyve been in the shitter
big goys mustve known

>> No.11109958

>>11109941
you should've told her to buy LCI

>> No.11109959

>>11109852
I’m not even sure how comcast gets away with maintaining a literal monopoly over large swaths of the country where they’re the only ISP and everyone who uses them say “yeah we hate them but we have no choice” and they literally don’t allow you to use their internet unless you straight up drop your pants and let them shove 120 dollar a month cable TV connection and a 60 dollar a month landline firmly up your ass regardless of whether or not you want it. Gotta imagine people would be pretty excited to get away from that shit and just jump all over literally anything else that seemed halfway decent.

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>>11109953
YEAH
BUT
They are backed by 3G and Buffet so why didnt they increase it It makes no sense

>> No.11109965

>>11109958
No, he wants to keep his girlfriends not lose her like you did.

>> No.11109974

>>11109949
This stock doesn't care about reality. Remember, you aren't betting against a company when you short, you are better against longs opinion of the company. Don't get your hopes up; they are a cult. I expect it to trade above $200 for a full day after bankruptcy is declared.

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Is Toyota a good stock :3
Theres a Supra coming
why doesnt /biz/ hold Toyota?

>> No.11109977

>>11109941
>am I a good investor BF?
enjoy total loss

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>>11109949
>he's going to be locked up.

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>>11109941
Reminder her she will receive a Fat dividend literally 2% at once in november

>> No.11109989

>>11109974
>I expect it to trade above $200 for a full day after bankruptcy is declared.
i get the weird feeling that this is exactly what is happening rn desu

>> No.11109999

>>11109959
my thought too.
>Verizon said customers of the new service, Verizon 5G Home, "should expect typical network speeds around 300 Mbps and, depending on location, peak speeds of nearly 1 Gbps, with no data caps."

those speeds are insane, especially as they aren't targeting mobiles first. they want to be an in-home ISP giving people routers and shit to use it. Fiber is expensive to run, but cancer-radiation towers aren't so much. They should be able to compete very easy, especially in remote locations.

>> No.11110005

>>11109984
Kek, I knew it was only a matter of time before a boomer was drawn in.

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>>11109974
>you are better against longs opinion of the company

that is not exactly true, stocks are not zero sum it can lose value with people not gaining. only futures market you match each trade

>> No.11110069

>>11109959
nobody is forcing you to access the internet faggot

>> No.11110075

I know weed stocks are a meme but i hope you guys know of this coca cola thing turns out to be true aurora cannabis could double this week.

>> No.11110077
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ACBFF to the moon.

>> No.11110090

>>11110075
it literally already doubled two weeks ago senpai
its not gonna

>> No.11110105

>>11110077
It's already mooned, anyone investing now is going to be FOMOing. Be cautious everyone.

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>>11110075
>>11110077
>Sold Aurora for a $1000 profit to buy more Aphria.
>Buy Aurora again a few weeks ago.
>Both companies stocks soar

Just waiting for the Acreage Holdings ipo (The Canopy Growth of the US) to become a millionaire.

>> No.11110123

>>11110069
but if I want to I literally do not have a choice of who I can buy it from, and because of that they’re free to assfuck their customers as hard as they please because, yknow, no competitors.

>> No.11110129

>>11110119
Have they still not decided on a date for the IPO other than "this fall"?

>> No.11110132

>>11110105
is ready to moon again if you look at the chart.

>> No.11110133

>>11110123
then bend over and say thank you sir may I have another.

>> No.11110138

>>11110075
Look into RTI, theyre partnered with ACB. They have advanced extraction tech, think they might extract cbds for coca cola?

>> No.11110148

>>11110119
you're gonna be waiting a while with Sessions in office

>> No.11110161
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>>11110129
I believe it will be sooner rather than later, but I hope no later than Oct 31.

Here is a big white paper on opportunities in the US that all you fags need to read right now.

>https://www.newcannabisventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/09/The-Green-Regulatory-Arbitrage-Wenger-2018.pdf

>> No.11110163

>>11110031
To clarify: Opinions determine prices. Opinions determine whether someone buys, holds or sells their stock. A company could be completely fake and make zero money. You would go broke shorting it if everyone else loved the imaginary company and kept buying. (See TLRY).

>> No.11110166

>>11110132
It literally just mooned, i'm not falling for it.

>> No.11110168
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>bought shares of NIO at 13
>it’s now under 9 and falling

>> No.11110177

>>11110133
uh, sure, but the second they can’t pull that shit anymore because of archaic telephone pole tech and legal loopholes do you really think I’m going to have any loyalty to them or do you think I’m going to jump ship as fast as humanly possible and never give them another dime

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>>11110148
They are going to list in Canada, so no legal issue exists. It's already common knowledge they are going to list.

>> No.11110180

>>11110168
Yeah we laughed at you the first time you posted this.

>> No.11110182
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>>11110168
You deserve it

>> No.11110185
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11110185

CGC is overvalued, but will it keep going up regardless like always?

>> No.11110188

>>11110168
A Chinese auto company that sells in china going down on news of china tariffs while auto companies sourcing steel from china and exporting cars to china are up. Welcome to the bull market.

>> No.11110190

>>11110168
Don't wolly
It's just you stupid gweilos don't know how grolious chink companies work

>> No.11110192
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>>11110163
sure thing. i just pointed out that you are not exactly betting long vs short in stocks like some other markets which have other dynamics. people under estimate expections and current returns especially tech stocks thats why most people lose money they trade too much fundamentals and get trapped in their ideas. even indecies have traded decades way out of fundamental values it's normal

>> No.11110193

You fools should be buying the BABA dip

>> No.11110194

Is JD doomed for life? Share is at $25 and the CEO is now under rape investigations.

>> No.11110195

>>11110168
Buy more, it'll easily double. NIO is a great company with a valuable product. Haven't you seen all those Chinese electric cars driving around? They're flying off the lots, NIO will rival F and GM within the next five years.

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>>11110161
>wait anxiously for the IPO
>blue chip dude LMAO weeeeeed
>never announce the date
>wake up at 9
>turns out it was today and it's already pumped into the sun
I can see this happening

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>>11110192
I've had enough of your chloe posting, i'm going to post a woman with true beauty. Also buy Ford.

>> No.11110211

>>11110194
This shitty chink company is still unprofitable despite all these years in operation in the mature part of the tech industry
It is a shitty stock to stay long

>> No.11110219

>>11109951
You get paid about 0.6% of your equity every quarter.

>> No.11110231

>>11110202
why not buy MPX or GTII in the meantime

>> No.11110235

>>11110178
It might list in canada but if it goal is to invest in american cannabis ventures it will still run in to problems with current american political climate.
Canopy rivers is a better bet IMO

>> No.11110236

>>11110195
I own 25 shares of this fucker, and it's going to go to $420 like Tesla. I'm fucking stoked I was able to purchase some for the bargin price of $11.78. I might average down once I get some cash for my SNAP benefits.

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Is VTTSX good? my 401k is all in it

>> No.11110255

>>11110235
what is canopy rivers?

>> No.11110262
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>>11110236
are you a meme ?

>> No.11110264

>>11110242
you should have bought the vtwnx so you could retire the year after next.

>> No.11110267

>>11110255
https://midasletter.com/2018/09/canopy-rivers-corp-coming-to-market-on-elevated-investor-anticipation/

>> No.11110268

This is why i only long defense stocks banks and General Electric

>> No.11110270

>>11110236
I knew people would fall for the chink meme, but this is just getting sad.

>> No.11110271
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>>11110236
You guys are investing in a commie regime that can easily decide to stomp out Nio and prop up some state-run company to line the pockets of party members.

You're investing in China. Tread carefully.

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>>11110264
kek

>> No.11110295

>>11110231
Weed LMAO is usually something I avoid, but I'm excited for both the Rivers IPO and the Acreage IPO
Rivers happens this week, but they still haven't given an exact date. Fucking gay

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>>11110268
>General Electric
You're past boomer, I don't even know what to call it.

>> No.11110303

>>11110268
thoughts on GE?

>> No.11110309

>>11110302
> not buying GE at this price

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>mfw robinhood might fuck up and not list the weed IPOs until a week later like they have in the past

>> No.11110355

>>11110309
GE is only being propped up by the dividend they pay out. They are eventually going to have to stop paying that dividend, that's when the real damage begins.

>> No.11110365

You guys realize all weed stocks are just going to dump 80% one day when people figure out the market is saturated, right? (same goes with ShakeShack and all other $15 lunch places but to a lesser degree) Ride the wave if you want money and have no moral scruples, but have an escape plan or you will be a baggy.

>> No.11110372

>>11109878
Proof? Sources?

>> No.11110374

>>11110302
hello, mister Noam Chomsky

>> No.11110392

whats a good div stock that will still be around in 30 years?

>> No.11110403

>>11110392
coca cola

>> No.11110410

>>11110355
give them another 2 weeks, they'll be back on the dow in no time fren.

>> No.11110450

What’s the opinion here on Shopify? Hit a ceiling?

>> No.11110483

wew
why are bond yields spiking?
whats happening?

>> No.11110495

>>11110392
VZ, KO... hard to think of them off the top of my head but look for dividend aristocrats with low debt and low probability of fraud (no banks).

>> No.11110528

RTI to test $1 resistance shortly...

>> No.11110563

>accumulate at value prices
>if the stock goes up too quickly, distribute/dump on normgroids
this is the secret guys to long term consistent profits
everyone other charlatan is retarded

>> No.11110566
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>>11110483
Pump
EVERYONE!

>> No.11110584

>>11110495
thx... anything tech related?

>> No.11110595

based my tilray cannot be stopped

>> No.11110597

>>11110563
>profits
Where do you think you are?

>> No.11110599

>>11110595
but what does tilray do thats so great?

>> No.11110601

>>11110599
dude weed?

>> No.11110602

>>11110563
LCI

>> No.11110603

>>11110599
Stay inflated af

>> No.11110604

>>11110566
its falling alongside bond prices
thats why it doesnt make any sense

>> No.11110607
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>>11110563
does this apply to crypto as well?

>> No.11110608
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11110608

Enough

>> No.11110612
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11110612

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11110615

>>11110607

>> No.11110622

>>11109989
Reminds me...There was some chatter today (but not substantiated) that the Tesla BoD has been talking to Alvarez & Marsal. Would normally throw away that as gossip but it came from someone who predicted the exact week when TSLA bonds would start to tank so there may be something to it.

>> No.11110623

>>11110615
what

>> No.11110624

>>11110599
idunno mooning n shiet

>> No.11110634

>>11110584
Tech, Div and around in 30 years is a hard combo to come by. Best bet would be CSCO imo.

>> No.11110637

is HP a good stock?

>> No.11110665
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11110665

are renewable energy companies good longs?

>> No.11110672

>>11110622
wew
checked
absolutely big if true
i was assuming that they would have to file chapter 11 by now. i wonder if my first row of puts will actually get anywhere?

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11110674

Market apocalypse
T - 01:30:00

>> No.11110675
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[ERROR]

Buy GM, the only b00mer approved car company

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>>11110675
Please, anyone who isn't a cuck buys Ford

>> No.11110716
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11110716

STOP FUCKING SELLING!!!!!!

>> No.11110723

START BUYING

>> No.11110725
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>>11110706
>investing in a pedo man's company instead of a yummy mommy's company

>> No.11110730

>>11110674
please buy bonds ffs
just bring TLT above 119
thats all i ask

>> No.11110734

i wish Drumpf would't drag out the tariff faggotry and torture the fucking market for a year but just do a blitzkreig tariff the fuck out of China and the EU and be fucking done with it stocks prices will drop by like 20% for a week and then recover

>> No.11110742

>>11110706
Ford makes garbage cars for the most part. Only good ones are the fusion taurus and trucks. edge is shit, explorer a shit, focus a shit

>> No.11110754

>>11110734
>stocks prices will drop by like 20% for a week and then recover
theres no way thats even possible senpai
if we crashed down 20% in a week it would take well over a year to build back up for a move that far to the upside

>> No.11110762

>>11110742
idk.. i see alot of mazdas out there...

>> No.11110774

Bought AMD shares at 31. I know that’s high, I’m tempted to just sell them now at 32 because I’m not convinced they’ll rise for a long time

>> No.11110776

>>11110742
Ford isn't going to be making cars anymore. Their trucks are the trucks of the American working man. If you don't invest you are a communist.

>> No.11110780

>>11110754
there would be one or two shit weeks and then it would recover i'm not saying it would recover to previous levels immediately

>> No.11110782

>>11109460
watercoin

>> No.11110786

>>11110776
Yeah the working man's coffin
Found
On
Road
Dead

>> No.11110794

>>11110725
>yummy mommy
It's yummy mummy ya dip

>> No.11110798

>>11110528
Resistance busted. Now let's see it use $1 as new support. Adjusting stop loss. +13% on the day and looking decent for break out of symmetrical triangle.

>> No.11110805

> if somebody told me a year ago that AMD would be the most powerful semiconductor stock

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11110811

>>11110794
My mistake

>> No.11110812

>>11110672
If the board was holding to their fiduciary duty, they would. But that isn't the situation.

Musk is already in for securities fraud. Every other lie from this point is just a freebie. The SEC will not haul away a CEO of a company that does not appear to be failing; they wait for the stock price to drop. Musk will say absolutely anything to keep the stock price up. Longs will believe absolutely anything Musk says without question. The only thing that will end this fraud is if Tesla is forced into bankruptcy by its creditors. It will come suddenly and violently, but don't expect it soon. I fully expect them to cook the books for Q3 so Q4 would be the absolute earliest they fail baring some uncharacteristic SEC action or other force majeure.

>> No.11110843

Fucking Based

>> No.11110847

Is EA a buy now? I don't imagine this shit will be particularly affected by BF underperforming they have a stranglehold on the NPC gaming market with gay sports games

>> No.11110868

>>11110168
Ya i literally bought 1 share at 12 because of how much biz was shilling this. Glad i didn’t go all out and buy a shit ton.

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>>11110868
Only brainlets were shilling post moon

>> No.11110885

>>11110786
That was the old ford, based hackett is going to put his imagination engineers into full swing and power through these tough times. I don't know what your mormon complex uses for vehicles, but you're missing out if they aren't fords.

>> No.11110905

>>11110372
> sources?
Common sense

>> No.11110911

>>11110885
We use school buses to haul around our 15 children. Based Bluebird, BUY BUY BUY

>> No.11110915

>>11110885
I've noticed an inordinate amount of mormons seem to drive Nissans and Kias, don't know why. Any input comfer?

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>>11110911
Now that, we can agree on.

>> No.11110933

At what point should I sell my AMD shares?

>> No.11110935

>>11109714
>germans

>> No.11110938

Sold AMD at a profit but I'm gonna wait and see if I should buy back in I'm hoping it'll fall more. In the mean time are PYPL, ATVI, and maybe CRON good buys cause of their sale price? I just dont know why ATVI and PYPL are dropping so hard.

>> No.11110939

>>11110915
Probably a regional thing. Mormons here prefer large trucks and SUVs to haul around their spawn

>> No.11110941

>>11109503
Stay away from anything involving those lying chink insectoid fucks. You missed the ride last week, and there won't be another. Just wait for the next communist IPO and jump on and off while the retards line up for bags.

>> No.11110942

My prediction of getting #rekt on opening was wrong. Why can't I just get one thing right?

>> No.11110943

>>11110812
yeah my chapter 11 puts are prolly gonna die alone
but i watch the options markets for those bankruptcy puts constantly now
im determine to get me some once i see no one else is buying em

>>11110880
>*paid shills
ftfy

>> No.11110956

>>11110942
its ok
my TLT play has been giving me blue balls for a week now

>> No.11110980

>>11109949
Vernon Unsworth sounds like a pedo faggot name.

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11110996

STOP SELLING

>> No.11111043

>>11110996
I already sold everything, i'd have to borrow stuff to sell more.

>> No.11111045

>>11110119
How much do think it will be per share? I'm eyeing that one for a quickie.

>> No.11111052

>tfw we’re about to hear a catastrophic announcement about tariffs

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>>11110996
THE PAIN

>> No.11111078

>>11110148
Hopefully Sessions gets fired. He is absolutely worthless.

>> No.11111083

>>11110933
hold until 60 by christmas

>> No.11111115

>>11111078
>>11111045
>>11110980
>>11110941
Is that you baggie?

>> No.11111156

>>11110798
Punched up to +21%. Sold a quarter of my position. Riding a trailing stop for the rest. Looking good. Fuck ton of buy volume and most of it is coming in as market orders.

>> No.11111167

Love investing in stocks

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>>11111115
Fuck I was 4 posts off from >11111111

>> No.11111229

>>11110943
gl buddy. If you want more info to time your short, check out:
https://seekingalpha.com/user/6981431/comments
https://twitter.com/Paul91701736
https://twitter.com/skabooshka
https://twitter.com/IsTeslaWorth0

for good primary sources not covered by financial journals.

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11111230

>mfw I'm a retard

>>11111111

>> No.11111240

STOP SELLING REEEEEEEE

>> No.11111261

>>11111230
Fucking linkies always getting the gets.

>> No.11111264

>>11110956
I just want to hold some fucking bags already, god damnit!

>> No.11111268

Newfag here, How much money should I save up for my initial portfolio to start investing that makes it worth while?

>> No.11111269

>>11111229
capped desu
thanks

>> No.11111283

>>11111240
Lol no.

>> No.11111291

>>11110933
Now

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>>11111268
1 gorillion doll hairs

>> No.11111322

"Look Chyna's great, I love Chyna. I have a great relationship with president XI"

>> No.11111345

>>11111229
kek this teslaworth0 character is a total shitlord
im dyin

>> No.11111357

>>11111304
Got a non meme answer please?

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>>11111304
Nice meme
>>11111240
It's finally time, nigger

>> No.11111372

>>11111322
Great speech as always mr president, libtards btfo

>> No.11111381

>>11111357
100k at least. Not even meming

>> No.11111382

>>11111156
+22% and climbing. Shorts getting squeezed and the stubborn ones appear to finally be covering.

>> No.11111384

>>11111357
Probably around 5-7 hundred thousand is good for a starter porflio

>> No.11111387

>>11111357
no

>> No.11111388

>>11110774
You got some big balls buying at $31. I'd get out at $32 and take satisfaction in squeezing out the modest gain.

>> No.11111402

>>11111382
+24%

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11111404

Just picked up a bunch of shares of TNK at .958 let's go baby.

>> No.11111407

>>11110786
My favorite?
Driver
Returns
On
Foot

>> No.11111413

im telling you faggots its as simple as watching the russell
you see the russell break south hard, you hedge
simple

>> No.11111415

>>11111407
I'll have you know that my 2000 ford f-150 has 158,000 miles on it, and has never let me down.

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Do the buyback Zuckerberg dear god do the buyback

>> No.11111428

>>11110935
TECHNICAL FOUL
summerfaggotry in late September

>> No.11111433

>>11110161
Any idea if this shit will be available on robinhood?

>> No.11111446

>>11110980
Lord no. I'm a poorfag and can't even afford to look at stocks like that. Were you able to make some bucks of it before the dive?

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>>11111388
>the small specs think they're special

>> No.11111470

>>11111115
I replied to myself like a retard, but what I said was that I can't even afford to peak at Tesla stock. Did you own any before the inevitable dive?

>> No.11111485

>>11111372
If there is a company that will specialize in gassing leftist faggots then I will be all in.

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>>11111470
>owning Tesla
hehe

>> No.11111524

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O3R06i17lLU

Speech theme

>> No.11111527

>>11111487
A co-worker took one for a test drive. As I understand it one would get less than 100 miles off of a full charge. That seems pretty dumb.

>> No.11111548

>>11111415
It's just a joke. The F series seems to be the only thing they do well anymore.

>> No.11111550

>>11109941
How unfortunate.

https://boston.cbslocal.com/2018/09/17/budweiser-truck-fire-mass-pike-weston/

>> No.11111566

>>11111548
I know, from the articles i've been reading on Ford this is a boom or bust moment for Ford in the next couple of years. If Hackett fucks things up Ford will probably get absorbed by someone else.

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>> No.11111576

cant this day just be over already.

>> No.11111584

Just fuck my shit up

>> No.11111588

I’m a relatively new to the game anon with 10k to put in. I have a lot of time that I can wait so medium/long term holding is fine by me, but I lack massive purchasing power for the supremely expensive stocks. What can I funnel money towards that can pay out a healthy dividend in the medium/long term without being a gigantic risk? Should I go individual stocks or for ETFs to gain return on my smaller investments?
Thanks anons

>> No.11111607

>>11111566
When people say they're moving away from cars does that include the Mustang? I would think the legacy of the model alone generates a lot of sales for them.
Also, I never understood why they stopped making the Ranger. I see tons of them around here, and when I ask people about them they all love it.

>> No.11111608

>>11111576
oh you might not want it to be over
trump has some china-us trade announcement after closing bell

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>>11111566
>I know, from the articles i've been reading

>> No.11111614

>>11111608
fucking with me or you serious?

>> No.11111615

>>11109852
5g has a major radiation problem that almost no one wants to mention or knows about.
cancer rates are going to heavily spike after widespread 5g implementation.
more so the towers used to get those supersonic fiber without fiber speeds are the main culprits.

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>>11111615
Is 5G the one that needs mini transmitters every kilometer or something? Or does it just add onto existing towers?

>> No.11111639

>>11111402
That'll do. Skimming off some more profit at +24%. Adjusting stop loss again.

Also ding ding ding ding we're shut for the day. That went better than expected.

>> No.11111642

>>11111612
Are you the swinger that argues with Comfy all the time?

>> No.11111645

>>11111615
everyone said this about 4g, too. guess whats everywhere now.

https://www.rfsafe.com/study-shows-30-mins-exposure-4g-lte-cell-phone-radiation-alters-brain-activity/

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>>11111615
>5g has a major radiation problem that almost no one wants to mention or knows about.

just like wifi gives people cancer, right

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AHHHHH

>> No.11111656

Are PayPal and Activision good buys?

>> No.11111658

>>11111614
of course hes fucking serious
why do you think all this was happening?

>> No.11111659
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11111659

Ding ding ding! How did everyone do today? I'm up 1.09%, my GALT and NOC did good, my TLT calls are vacillating but I'm not worried about them until late October.

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>>my only gains we're from my dividends bags

>> No.11111666

>>11111607
They are bringing back the ranger, I went to the auto show in detroit and they had a model there, it looks great. I imagine they will keep the mustang even though they are complete shit. I believe they are bringing back the bronco as well.

>> No.11111672

>>11111612
Big5 i'm most certainly not going to take any lip from you.

>> No.11111677

>>11111648
I'm sorry. What happened?

>> No.11111679

>>11111666
kek is with ford it would seem

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>>11111659
-1.2%
Im PISSED

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>>11111648
anon this is how you lose in one day.

>> No.11111701

>>11111666
Holy shit I love old Broncos. Perhaps there is hope.
Ding ding ding ding up 2.97% today. Thank you based GALT.

>> No.11111709

>>11111659
-3.71%, got dicked by Adobe and Square. Not worried though, they'll bounce back.

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>>11111677
To much index
-1% isn't bad
But looking at it as $100 gone in a few hours hurts

>> No.11111716

>>11111672
Planes is Big5 guy? Really?

>> No.11111720

HMNY voting on another 500 to 1 split

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>>11111701
chicken parm you taste so good

>> No.11111736

>>11111714
Wow you have some nice stuff. What will you buy next?

>> No.11111743

>>11111714
>$5k
>bible thumper
sorry bud you are neer gunna make it

>> No.11111746

>>11111701
nothing like watching old videos of a 94 bronco being chased by police

>> No.11111751

>>11111702
Yikes, although if I had $352,000 to fuck with I wouldn't care.
>>11111716
You must be fairly new, i'm not saying that as an insult. Big5 has about 3 total reaction images, has crippling asperger's that is so easy to pick up on, and is terrible at picking stocks, hence LCI posting. That is 100% big5 and everyone knows it.

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>>11111659
Good day overall. I should have held onto my NLST longer like one anon on here told me, but I decided to sell because I know too little about computers to really understand what their business model is. Good luck to everyone who's still holding it, it seems like tomorrow will be a very good day for you.

>>11111701
If you think GALT is based now, just wait until cancer data comes

>> No.11111755
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11111755

WHY DOES IT KEEP FALLING AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>> No.11111763

>>11111659
down .01%, but with incoming dividends I'm basically up 100%

>> No.11111774

>>11111702
Anon with that amount you could recover with just about any stock.

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>>11111755
It was supposed to make us retire early

>> No.11111779

>>11111727
Had a rare heavy lunch today because it's my weekend. Made some chicken parmesan, washed it down with Pure Zero and a pint of ice water. Feels good.

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>>11111666
Fugg I forgot about the Ford ranger
BUY BUY BUY, BUT GM FIRST

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>>11111755
>the market is down
>WHY IS THE LEVERAGED ETF THAT TRACKS THE MARKET DOWN AHHHH

>> No.11111800

>>11111746
My favorite OJ moment is when he made a production of "trying" to get the glove on. Jesus what a shit show. All the niggers showed their true color(s) as well.

>> No.11111811

How long is this Lunchbro vacation

>> No.11111823

>>11111774
i had 415 in january and it's been down to 308. working my way back up. has been the worst year in 10 for me.

>> No.11111827

I know we don't talk crypto here but it is after hours. ETH just dipped below $200, i'm tempted to pick some up.

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>>11111751
Yeah, I've only been here for a month and change. Big5 memes got me hooked.
So do Plane and Comfy feud? I enjoy a good feud.

>> No.11111848

>>11111823
I'm not sure how anon that last couple months have been great. What screwed you like that?

>> No.11111865

>>11111659
was in profit then passes out and woke up down .25% T_T

>> No.11111867

>>11111784
>>11111778
I-It'll recover r-right guys?...guys?

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11111868

Why is everything red and bearing the same trend line.

>> No.11111869

>>11111829
Kind of a loaded question. Big 5 went from having everything to losing everything in the span of like 6 months. I believe his autism was late onset autism. And let's not kid ourselves, you don't have to have someone tell you Comfy has autism, it's pretty goddamn obvious. Big5 has a sperg fuse so short that it's almost non-existent, pretty much nothing bothers comfy. So to say they have a feud would be guessing at best. I would say it's more of a lover's quarrel.

>> No.11111871

>>11111800
oj wuz a gud boi, he dindu nuffin.

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>>11111404
Congrats on this
One of my favorite stocks
always sell the moment it goes above 1 dollar
it stopped paying the dividend so the bleeding should hault and it go sideways

>> No.11111881

>>11111827
this "dip" is its natural course down to being worthless

>> No.11111882

>>11111754
I'm hoping it gets to $10. I guess I would sell half and hold the rest, but I'm new and poor and lack balls. I basically hold until I can get away with taking a small gain.
I do enjoy watching those of you with balls and money. Some pretty impressive stuff, like the guy who killed on the chink IPO last week. I was amazed.

>> No.11111893

>>11111873
I appreciate the advice

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>>11111867
your only regret will be not buying more

>> No.11111908

>>11111867
this is just the start of "The Big One"

>> No.11111924

>>11111913
>>11111913
>>11111913
NEW THREAD

>> No.11111928

nasdaq wtf

>> No.11111934

>>11111908
why tho?
just cuz of tariff memes?
theres no way
weve been through this all year

>> No.11111938
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>>11111873

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>>11111869
Jesus, that's terrible. Did he really lose his wife from losing big on a single stock? Sorry for newfag questions, but I find this general to be fascinating.

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>>11111897
Thnx fren you made feel better

>> No.11112015

>>11111873
That's what I do. Glad I'm not the only one.

>> No.11112209

why should i invest in stock market when i can just go to a casino?

>> No.11112471

>>11111635
Will probably require higher cell density. Also requires near-LOS so one idea is to install on lamp posts.

>> No.11112529

>>11111953

Please don't encourage or empathize with namefags and tripfags. They all deserve to be ruined

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>>11111953
>>11111869
>>11111829
>>11111751
>>11111716
>>11111672
Samefag