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Asking for a friend.

>> No.11095847

>>11095829
switch the polarity
unlike in star trek real life application fucks up your equipment fir good.

>> No.11095883

>>11095829
Bleed on it. If anyone asks you cut yourself and they should feel sorry for you, not blame you.

>> No.11095908

>>11095847
>>11095883
Need more ideas, I have like 10-12 gpus

>> No.11095917

static

>> No.11095921

>>11095829
congrats moron, it's suspicious now considering you are researching your crime here

>> No.11095922

microwave them for a few seconds

>> No.11095925

Flash unsupported bios

>> No.11095970

>>11095829

why u wanna to that?

>> No.11095975

Lay a chain of paperclips across the board and power it on

>> No.11095989

Use electric stove lighter. But that method is known for decades.

>> No.11095998

>>11095829
Why would you want to kill a gpu?

>> No.11096016

>>11095829
poor sugar in the gas tank. don't ask me how I know this

>> No.11096030

stick some wires into the power ports and give it a few hundred volts of ac

>> No.11096039

>>11096016
how do you know this

>> No.11096048
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11096048

>>11096039
don't ask

>> No.11096058

>>11095998
He wants to return them because mining isn't profitable anymore

>> No.11096061

Put the max tdp
Set a low fan speed
And mine something on equihash
Then wait a week max to see results

>> No.11096070

>>11096058
oh in that case microwave it for 1-2 seconds (not long some elco will explode)!
we do that from time to time before returning electronics with "doesn't work"

>> No.11096072

>>11096061
wont work, modern gpus just thermal throttle themselves and shut down before damage. thats why sugar in the gas tank is the best way

>> No.11096077

>>11096058
Warranty scam? Good luck with that.
>>11096061
Most cards will record settings in non-volatile memory when they start overheating, so the manufacturer can prove it's the user's fault.

You'd have to cool the chips that hold the temperature sensors and overheat everything else. But that probably leaves traces too, if you can even manage to do it.

>> No.11096080

>>11096077
manufacturer could prove it but they will never ever bother looking into it. unless a lot of returns happen from a single series. these complaints are handled rather automatically.

>> No.11096087

>>11096077
Already done ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

>> No.11096109

>>11096061
this. this should destroy the connections from the GPU chip to the board

>> No.11096110

>>11096072
The goal is to overheat VRM

>> No.11096113

>>11096061
how about you don't fuck with the settings at all, just use a hairdryer to supply hot air for the intake. the fans will not be able to make a thermal difference above room temperature and shit will melt seemingly during normal operation.