/biz/ - Business & Finance

Huh???

>>11086924
https://www.conventment.com/tge

Thank me in 2 months

obitanchain

pee pee poo poo

>>11086956
Conventment makes me feel euphoric

>>11086924
Farnting and pooping be like: peeeeop poo foopffffff plofrp poomp

brrrrrrraaaaaappppp!!!!!!! (imagine stinky smell btw)

>>11086956
>>11086971
I got someone to buy my CNVT stack at 0.002 ETH each through Telegram

buy eth, sell in 3 month, you did it

Bout to buy some clothes or save for an iPhone I want to make 10k out of 500 in a few weeks or I’ll just buy real things thanks

>>11086924
day trading stocks, wait for the dip at open, ride the artificial wave for 10% and gtfo, limited to 4 day trades per 5 rolling buisness days unless youve got 25k sitting around, keep going all in and making 10% a day and youll be up to 10k in 11 weeks

if the stress doesnt kill you and you dont lose on a trade

>>11087589

No thanks too much work if I can’t “set it and forget it” I don’t want it but I want to be sure it wil lmoon to at least 10k. I also do not want to lose a cent to fake internet meme how do i just make 10k and cash out

>>11087613
selling drugs or robbing the teller at a bank is another way to make money quickly too

how badly do you want 10k bitch boi? all you need is one good bank run 10 mins before close on a friday night, employees will be looking forward to their weekend and will be exhausted from the day, be fucking quick about it, wear a motorcycle helmet, baggy clothes, show no skin, be loud and intimidating, make sure youve got an escape plan ready, i always picked banks close to the woods and rode a dirt bike out, then put the bike in the back of my van i had out there, youll want to cache the money and shit you used in the woods, used to wipe everything down, put it in a PVC pipe, seal it and bury it, if you are pulled over you can say you just found the bike abandoned, let it sit for a while then go back

Na I’m not trying to do that much work you idiot I just want to scam 10k from the suckers who think crypto is real and cash out is that a fucking meme or is people doing that here this shit is getting annoying I just want to make money is that so hard

My family’s going through a rough patch figure I’d help with my 500 investment but I would need to make at least 10k for it to be worth me sitting my REAL money for some fake internet volume or whatever so if I give you REAL money how much crypto what crypto and when do I sell it for REaL money

Don't buy crypto. Put it into Treasury Inflation Protected Securities, wait until the next crash, then slide all of into growth stocks. That's the safest way.

>>11086924
>11086924
$500 wont get you anywhere. you need at least upper single digits or low double digits

Bitmex / Derivatives.

Go 20x on Bitcoin and you'll be able to lend 10k right off the bat. If you manage to buy below 6.500 you should be set. If Bitcoin goes +10%, you now have 150$. Use this 155$ to leverage yourself at 15x. If Bitcoin goes another +10% you now have 250$. You move down to 10-5x, until you have 1000$ by mid November. Then you go x5 and put the rest into some shit coin. Come back January and you'll have upwards of 10k.

>>11087686
>I’m not trying to do that much work you idiot
jesus fucking christ, if it was as easy as putting $500 somewhere and having it magically turn into 10k everyone and their fucking mother would do it, the bitcoin bus left you missed it, just like everyone else, you can try to speculate what the next bitcoin will be but not with 500 bucks your chances are too fucking small

time to wake up and smell the roses jackass life is shit and you have to work for your money just like everyone else, no meme miracle is gonna make you a millionaire, you arent fucking special

If your family is going through a rough patch then you can do what i did, drop out of school, work 3 jobs for shit pay at places I hated and help out, or you can be edgy and say fuck your family and do whatever the fuck you want

theres no quick and easy way to make money, youll have to sacrifice something, be it your time, dignity, morals everything has a fucking price, you have to figure out what youre willing to give up

Buy 15,000 nerva, retire in 2 years

>>11086924
Buy 0xBTC right now, difficulty adjustment in less than 2 days, pump imminent

>>11087984
Dude stop spazzing I’m not taking the hard work meme Redpill drink a Red Bull or something doofus
>>11088223
Thanks all I was looking for

I turned $700 into $12000 with XRP last year

now it's dropped and next time it goes up it wont be coming back down

>>11088506
>now it's dropped and next time it goes up it wont be coming back down
Is this really how XRP bagholders cope?

>>11088543
concentrate on promoting the crypto you like rather than dismissing the one that's going to make you cry like a baby within a year

>>11088580
>crying over crypto

>>11088636
crying over a bruised ego and missed opportunity

this is literally the most obvious investment of all-time to anyone paying enough attention and doing the right research

of course, that doesn't apply to most people, but whatever