/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>11085996
gf unironically had to go through this crap when they hired her for morgan stanley.
she got off easy but there was a guy that thought it would be a good idea to travel around the world before getting into wagecucking. he has to provide proof of his exact whereabouts for that 2 year gap he was in like a 100 countries all over. rofl shit is insane. never admit you were traveling just say you were helping out in the family business.

>>11085996
advancing adoption of distributed ledger systems and fungible tokenised commodities via smart contract new paradigm blockchains on the internet of things.

then i got liquidated

>>11085996
>rofl shit is insane

That's not insane. If they hire a terrorist or a drug trafficker they can have big trouble.

>>11086084
well i guess if he was fighting for isis and raping lolis slaves in that time one would want to know.

>>11086084
>>11086295
>raping lolis slaves
Morgan Stanley would hire him on the spot

>Fapping to traps and shitposting on 4chan

>>11085996
Ask your mother.

>>11085996
Nothing

>>11086381
unlikely they are pretty anal about public presentation.

>>11085996
Just say you were helping little niggers in Africa
In worst case photoshop yourself nest to a starving niglet
You will get sum diversity points and a job

h-haha... yeah... it was a 3 year gap. and definitely not a 17 year gap

>>11085996
>>11086024
This is going to be me after I make it with LINK

>>11086568
after the labour that your mom done

>>11086633
why would you wagecuck after making it?

>>11085996
Is that Patrick Bearman?

>>11085996
consulting

>>11087059
marcus halbearstram

>>11085996
Anons what do I actually do when someone asks this?

I’ve done nothing for 4 years except make like £50k off of crypto. Literally fapping, eating and vidya gaming my life away. Occasional catfishing as well.

>>11087099
Make a blog about that stuff and just tell them your were a freelance lifestyle/crypto consultant.

>>11087097

>>11087080
please provide some references from your consulting work

>>11087167
Woah, that's a new rare spurdo if I've ever seen one

>>11087172
randomnamegenerator and burners

>>11085996
KEK TRY 8 YEAR GAP
t. NEET

>he didn't just lie on his resume

I had an almost 4 year gap of NEETdom and i just lied

>>11087277
How so

>>11086986
You know how boring it is to not work?
Pretty fucking boring.

>>11087302
This unironically

>>11087192
It's not that rare :3

>>11085996
>Not lying on your resume and closing any non-work gaps >2 weeks. Even if you have to make up bullshit companies with your friends as a reference.

>not gonna make it.

I was gambling on bitmex

>>11087299
What do you mean? You just put in a fake job(s) on your resume. Most places aren't going to check, and what happens if they do? You don't get the job you weren't going to get anyway. It's not illegal or anything to lie on your resume. The only thing you have to worry about is in small industries blacklisting you but that isn't going to apply to most people and most companies aren't going to put in that effort anyway.

>>11085996
Since when is 3 years a decade?

>>11087097
Nah, that's not Marcus, you can tell because the bearcut is slightly nicer

I was making a film

>>11089101
wow thats so cool, can we see the film ?

>>11087236
This really grinds my gears
When I was younger I imagined that when I was grown I could take some time off for a year or two every so often to just do whatever I want, maybe go live innawoods, I don't know
But now I find yet another thing keeping one from straying outside the system of perpetual wagecuckery, these fucking gap year soft-limits.
Even if you go only a year to simply take a break from making your higherups more money, you're standing among other applicants will lower drastically
God forbid you take two damn years off to just do whatever, especially when you have the money to do so.

It's not like you lose the "skills" needed to do most office or other wagecuck jobs in the span of a year

>>11085996
i'm 19 and i never had a job in my life... i'm still in school tho. Should i work and if so; what job can/should i do (no Mcjob plz). something that pays a lot is appreciated

>>11089187
Sure thing, I can bring it in on the first day. I financed it with minor PA work which I have references for. I didn't include it on my resume because it was a one time thing I wanted to do which was not relevant to my career choice.

>>11089278
Learn programming. Do freelance shit for local businesses, like making a website.

let me tell you about the jews
and dogecoin

How bout I took a break from slavery to find myself. Or I had money saved so instead I just helped ppl to stay busy. Or how bout I want to get back into the work field because I want to stay active. Jus the creative give them something to envy and respect you.

>>11086081
Underrated

>>11086415
Anal pubic penetration lol

>>11085996
no joke i had to explain fucking three month gap during an interview yesterday, I just graduated for fucks sake

>>11087197
You anon, you're a man of many knowledges.