/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>11086589
Could be worse

>>11086589
victoria or juliana would be ideal

>>11086622
i refuse
i would rather be chemically castrated than be in a relationship with snooki

>>11086611
Don't dividend firms correct their stock price after every payout? How does it ever rise if a downturn occurs every quarter?

>>11086643
From what I understand there’s usually a small pump before. The downturn would just be a return to normal.

Roll

>>11086669
The fuck?? I got nothing?
Reroll!

>>11086589
o

>>11086673
You got Trashy, dumbo.

Inb4 delet

Why don't you trade stocks exactly guys? You realize that your current earnings are absurd.

roll

>>11086589
rollin for elon.

>>11086712

I certainly do trade stocks. A buy and sell every several years or so does the trick

>>11086734
best option
you got a sweet, innocent qt that really didn't do anything wrong

post your portfolio

>>11086589
https://youtu.be/HvSJgjHN2xQ

NIO IS A SCAM

>>11086589
Roll

>>11086589
Rollin

>>11086826
>implying

gain $12,000 from NIO in a single day. also get git gud.

>>11086589
Best div stocks at $5, $10, $25, $50, and $100+?
F and BUD seem pretty safe and consistent but wondering what non-retards think.
Victoria sure does have the crazy, even more than these other degenerate cunts.

>>11087227
I just wanted to drop in and say this roastie has an ideal body imo

anyone here a quant?

roll

>>11086982
Nice job with that.

>>11087238
Absolutely.

Am I going to be rich? June 19 expiration

Drolld

prolly a dumb question, but are there apps for shorting stocks?

am i shorting the market by not buying in until it crashes?

>>11086589
Alexandria looks like she could show you few things

>>11086460
NO! the theory behind this am "smart money" acts so quickly no one else has time for response

>>11086589
jailfu plz

>>11087286
You buy put options moron

And yes

>>11086589


roll

>>11086589
SELL NOW. Also, rolling.

>>11086589
Hello /smg/. I recently lost $60k on crypto, my life savings pretty much. I was told to get into stocks during this bear market for crypto.
Can someone please let me know what stocks to buy to recover my losses, thanks /smg/ you're the best.

<3

>>11086589
Chenelle is the Wall St choice, Cocaine possession, rolling for her

>>11087744
LCI
CMCM

>>11087744
you won't be able to recover $60k of losses, being honest with you
also, crypto isn't a market, it's a speculative bubble

if you don't do your own research and learn how to pick good stocks for yourself, then you're going to lose money on the stock market too

the best bet in your case would probably be to buy WM, KO, KHC, and JNJ and just hold onto them for decades

>I recommend to you to follow investors.com (IBD - investors business daily), they have a great mobile app. They have a great mix of fundamental and technical analysis, all of it, including the IBD itself founded by the famous William O'Neil trader and investor.
>Simply, in a bull market you want to be long on the fundamentally strongest growth stocks, IBD maintains lists of those and then you do your technical analysis on these preselected stocks and flip among them.
>here, study this book carefully: https://libgen.pw/download/book/5a1f047f3a044650f5fdc2fb
>good luck anon

hello /smg/, please redpill me on Investors Business daily

>>11087744
Invest around $600,000 into VOO, should have that loss sorted out in about a year

>>11087762
>>11087835
>>11087851
What are these letters? What do they mean? This doesn't tell me anything. How do I buy them? You're not being very helpful, /smg/. I expected more.

>>11087917

>>11087917
you can figure this out for yourself
you aren't entitled to any help from anyone, you should be thankful that we're making the effort to tell you anything

>>11087917
3/3

>>11087917
robinhood is an online brokerage that doesn't charge commissions

>tfw the market is closed and I can't buy more DIV and AMRS
F R U S T R A T I O N

>>11088024
you could still kys

>>11087917
also try FTEC similar to XLK but with higher returns.

>>11088044
Thanks!

>>11088054
comfy how is TQQQ treading you are you still holding that?

>>11088185
No I've only been buying DIV for the last few weeks. I'm just biding my time until the crash so I can switch to TQQQ
I just hope it doesn't take two years to get here

>>11086589
ROLLL

im stocking up on RICK

Roll

>>11087953
>>11087965
>>11087972
>>11088002
>>11088046
I FUCKING KNOW ALL OF THIS ALREADY JUST TELL ME WHAT TO BUY

>>11088349
i already did

>>11088349
Never buy stocks other people shill you, do your own research.

>>11088378
Oh, sorry I missed that. Thanks buddy. Will it recover my $60k by the end of the year?

some dude on stocktwits
>IMO parabolic moves in stocks like $AMD and $TLRY tells me we are very close to the end of this bull run in stocks.

what do you guys think, are the bears coming out of hibernation soon?

>>11086589
roll

>>11088349
>>11088324
>>11088281
>>11087917
>>11087320
>>11087283
>>11087256
>>11086895
>>11086842
>>11086748
>>11086734
>>11086669
>>11086673
>>11086680
>>11086692
Could we not shit up the thread??? thanks

>>11086589
rollin for best gril

>>11088434
this really is a terrible thread
you fucked up with the OP, texas anon

>>11088446
its not even a trade day, doesnt matter

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA I NEED MY $60K BACK FUCK

>>11088485
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>11088349
the absolute state of cryptofags

ive been reselling some used stuff on ebay for a few months and have been thinking about reselling consumer type stuff. is this worth it or no? Theres profit but the margins aren't that great so idk.

>>11087273
I hope so. I have jan 60 calls

>>11088349
SPX... U

>>11088778
>not SPY and DIA

for shame

>>11088349
Buy DIV

Please tell me that NIO stock will rise this week to at least 14 a share. otherwise im out of a lot of money

>>11088839
it wont anon. sorry.

real talk buy sfor

>>11088805

>>11088839
sry anon you fell for the latest chick meme, xi jinping thanks you for your money

>>11088839
i think it will go back up, but it's going to take at least a month, if not three.

>>11086589
rolan

>>11086589

> Christie
> Illegal twerk

What kind of a charge is that??

Dividends!

Reminder that dividends are for old fogeys

>>11088446
Everybody complains no matter what thread I make. Oh well.

>>11086589
Roll plz an aryan princess

>>11089056
because all the threads you make are cuck jokes or things that derail the discussion

>>11089056
It's a general thread for discussion not a roll thread

>>11086589
Rerolling desu

>>11088024
Not sure why you always Shill DIV
Literally every Blackrock fund has higher dividends and beats it in capital appreciation

>>11089068
>>11089117
You’re more than welcome to make your own thread with whatever OP pic you want. I’ll even delet this one if you do.

>>11089168
i don't care about the other ones you make but making a roll thread mixed with a general isn't the best idea imo.. just look at how many post are just rolling post.

>>11086515
>>11086550
I know all that, and again everything is reflected in the yield curve. Well see who's right with time, I'm betting on a year and half before recession. Give me your guesses.

>>11086589
best girl pls

>>11089199
>recession
more like 15% correction before the Eternal Bull continues when the yield curve stays flat after inversion

>>11089168
I'll do it next thread, I used to be a giant autist about the OP in a different general, and I don't want to taint these threads with the same kind of autism

By the way, I can't recall ever seeing you post about your portfolio
What are you holding

>>11087227
OHI has been treating me well

>>11089199
I got the same bet. 40-45% market crash

>>11088805
>doesn't read left to right

>>11089224
>implying anyone is holding

>>11089220
I wouldn't bet on that but I'm all for it

>TLRY
>10bil market cap
>Trading at 250x 2018 revenue
>$0 earnings
If this doesn't scream bubble to you, I don't know what will.

>>11089190
I apologize. I’m running on about an hour of sleep and it seemed like a good idea at the time.
>>11089224
I’m balls deep in a Chinese Pharma meme I’ve been range trading for the past couple of months, just waiting for it to hit my limit sell. I usually don’t post my picks because I still feel like a noob and I’d feel like total dogshit if somebody lost money because of me.

>>11089351
I'm a noob as well, but I don't mind posting my picks because I think that if someone actually buys a stock on my advice without doing their own research and loses money, it's their own fault, and an experience they can learn from

I'm balls deep in a biotech company as well (GALT)
I don't have any particular price target in mind for it, I'm just going to wait until the catalysts (cancer data, phase 3 nash trials, partnership/buyout) come and sell it whenever I get the feeling that I should take profits

>>11089407
>not taking full responsibility for your picks
Pussy
Might as well add the disclosure to each of your posts

>>11089407
>>11089425
Was just about to add a disclosure to this post, actually
My posts aren't meant to be taken as advice, and I assume by default that everyone who reads them calls my merit into question and doesn't buy solely based on what I'm saying
I don't claim to be anything other than a novice retail investor, and like with any other anonymous sources on the internet, everything I say should be taken with a grain of salt

>>11086589
roll

>>11086589
Roll

>>11089451
yikes.

>>11089567
if anyone actually buys a stock solely because some guy on /biz/ told them they should, then they're a dumbass and entirely responsible any losses they bring onto themselves

Roll

>>11089451
pls gib bobo back his Elliot wave,

I need to buy some stocks on sale

>be me
>bored and depressed on a Saturday because the market is closed
>incel with no hope for organic female contact
>my friend tells me to get a massage
>okay!
>look for the cheapest one online
>some korean shithole
>half the price, probably just as good
>get there, it's a sad excuse for a house
>knock on the door as some fat fuck waddles out
>oh_no.jpg
>80 year old korean woman beckons me inside
>doesn't accept debit cards
>give her the $40 bucks and she leads me to this ghetto bedroom
>strip nude and lay on the bed
>hoping for a young korean qt
>40 year old korean milf comes in
>fuck you Texas Anon
>she starts giving me the roughest massage of my life
>feels good desu
>she starts massaging my butt
>nice
>her hands slip inbetween my cheeks and rubs my ball sack
>half mast
>she flips me over and looks at my cock
>doesn't speak a lick of english but starts making a jerk off motion with her hand and saying $20 dollar

Continued in next post

>>11086589
rawl

>>11089684
Im trying to eat here

>>11089684
>>11089716
>what the fuck I already gave you money
>no $20 dolla $20 dolla
>no you THOT I just want a massage
>say no over and over again
>she finally gets the message and we finish up
>felt pretty good, helped my back injury
>I thank her, get dressed and walk out to leave
>she follows me outside
>TIP TIP TIP YOU GIVE TIP
>you fucking gook you didn't jerk me off why should I tip?
>TIP TIP TIP
>I'm out of cash but have like 3 bucks in quarters and give her that
>NO MOAR TIP
>Oh okay let me get in my car, I have more cash in there
>gets in the car and immedietly flips in reverse onto the busy road
>almost gets taken out by a Ford 350 (short F)
>drive away as fast as I could
>checks my rear view mirror
>she's running after me screaming
>not good

In retrospect it was definitely a human trafficking brothel, but the massage was pretty good. She probably only keeps the tip money and doesn't get paid the rest, but I didn't know so I don't feel too bad. 5/10, won't do again

Buy TSN
I eat like 10 of these per day

>>11089684
i've got one of those stories too. it almost was like this

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hWEB7-c2vDk

roll

>>11089730
jesus christ you are a pussy

>>11089730
You deserved it

>>11089684
>>11089730
>fuck you Texas Anon
Kek. You know Asians look 20 years younger than they really are. You got your balls rubbed by a 60 year old bruh

>>11089749
I'm not paying an extra $20 for something I can do myself! That's ridiculous, it should be rolled into the original price

We're getting 200m Chinese tariffs this week lads.

>>11089122
Are you talking about Blackrock closed end funds or a specific ETF?

>>11089776
i forget you are just a poor pizza delivery guy.

why don't you get a second job? Pretty sure you will be happier in life if you focused on your future more than your shitposting on 4chan

>>11089814
Nah I'm pretty happy desu, I'll have more money when I graduate college in two years

>>11089822
>I'll have more money when I graduate college in two years
lol ok.

Keep thinking that youngin

>>11089797
the closed end funds
CLL and BOE

>>11089814
this how me go sick
working two jobs while going through college

am take work seriously so literally worked self to death @_@

>>11089822
>I'll have more money when I graduate college in two years

Yeah... i remember thinking that too once upon a time.

>>11089858
s-sorry not BOE
BDJ

>>11089865
I thought you were dying of cancer or something. RKG confirmed LARPer.

roll

>>11086589

roll

fuck texas anon for being a constant retard
fuck all these newfags who cant read the op
glad these cunts are here to hold the bags

>>11089865
Join the NEET bull master race before its too late

>>11089865
i was taken out of highschool to work construction. Life has been a cake walk since.

It's about working smarter not harder. Comfy is working a shit tier pizza delivery job.. why isn't he looking for a better job? why can't he do two jobs? you think delivering pizza is that fucking draining?? thats bitch work he literally sits in a fucking car and gets out once in awhile to walk to someones front door. If he doesn't have enough energy for another job at his age he really is a failure. School must not be taking up that much of his time seeing how much he shit post on here

>>11089896
Now what did I do?

>>11089874
What do you think of BIT? It has an 8% yield

>>11086589
rolling for Good Guy Russel

>>11089946
well comfy, you should stay out because
-rising rate economy makes them go down
-you wont hold them after seeing you only make 1 dollar per month

if you really want income, go with liberty all star fund (USA) and blackrock high yield fund (HYT)

>>11086589
rollerino

>>11090035
Stop rolling you niggers
>>11090022
Thanks! I'll probably stick with DIV for now though because I understand it desu

>>11089832
he's already stuck in the rat race and turning down handy-j's
never gonna make it

>>11086589

Rolling

Also all in IBM and wait till hyper ledger products rule privatized blockchain. Timeframe: 10-20 years.

>>11089168
I made a few changes to the OP template, what do you think

>I'm new to the stock market, what stocks should I buy?
Before you buy anything, make a brokerage account and read investopedia articles and/or the books in the OP list. If you don't have a broker, you can't buy stocks, and if you blindly buy things without understanding how the stock market works or doing any research on the individual stocks you're buying, you will lose money and it will be entirely your fault.

List of popular brokers:
https://pastebin.com/mrSchZPg

Real-time market news:
https://thefly.com/index.php

Educational sites:
https://www.investopedia.com/
https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain

Free in depth technical analysis charts:
http://www.tradingview.com

Premarket Data:
http://www.nasdaq.com/extended-trading/premarket-mostactive.aspx
https://money.cnn.com/data/premarket/
https://www.cnbc.com/pre-markets/

Earnings Report Calendars:
https://biz.yahoo.com/research/earncal/today.html
https://www.earningswhispers.com/calendar

Biopharma Catalyst Calendar:
https://biopharmcatalyst.com/

Pump and Dump Advertising:
https://stocktwits.com

S&P 500 VIX Futures (For SVXY/UVXY, higher is better for UVXY, lower is better for SVXY)
https://www.investing.com/indices/us-spx-vix-futures

Basic rundown on options:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TBAQtjyqNHw
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SuTTzfa4ePE

Suggested books:
https://pastebin.com/jgA5zTuC

Previous thread: >>11086589

>>11090249
I like it. I vote we put Pre market in a pastebin too

>>11090307
still needs a new calendar bro to run the google memes, earnings, ectera google calendar

i really do miss that

pic unrelated

>>11088434
ROLLIN

>>11090307
>>11090249
added this

List of basic stock market terminology for newfags:
https://pastebin.com/VtnpN5iJ

>>11089912
kek comfy am such a fuck up kek

>>11090644
I expected your support in the face of this hostility ;_;

>>11090438
Nice

BULLISH

I hope you didn't buy Apple or Chinese stocks on Friday, Anon

https://twitter.com/zerohedge/status/1041089404050268160

>>11090656
me trying to push you because me care about your future!

>>11090656
Chad wins the girl again Top Kek

>>11090793
Absolutely MOGGED
>>11090789
I care about my future!! I don't understand why delivering pizza is a bad job, with tips I make $14 an hour which is really good in my state. And I'm in college, so I'm not too worried

Jillian or Lauren PLEASE

>>11090809
>don't understand why delivering pizza is a bad job
you couldn't even afford a $20 handjob

>>11090728
priced in

>>11090854
I could have afforded it, but paying anything for a handjob is retarded. You can give yourself one for free

>>11090854
Nigga u can give urself a hand job for free

>spend 20 dollars on rough and dry handjobs from old koreans
vs
>spend 50 dollars on a japanese rubber puss and some lube, get something which is arguably superior to a lot of real pussy
Comf don't let the aids infected drug addict who routinely loses all his money give you life advice lmao

>>11090864
>>11090874
>paying anything for a handjob is retarded. You can give yourself one for free
you got a point.. but $20 is nothing. You should've tipped that anyway.

Also a handjob from an asian massage lady isn't the same as giving one to yourself she gets all into it and will drain your balls like no other.. she isn't just some chick that you met at a bar.. shes a pro ball emptier she specializes in emptying your balls, you might be able to empty your balls but not like how she emptys balls

>>11090908
handjobs are shit tier without lube anyway friend

>>11090920
>handjobs are shit tier without lube anyway friend
massage places will lube it all up... trust me.. i know

>>11090899
Based

>>11086589
rolling

>>11090967
>>11090899
this the kind of guy that buys one of those pussys

What sort of diverdend is a good amount for a stock?

>>11086589
rolll

>>11091013
they should be able to grow it each year to at least beat inflation, otherwise theres no point in buying that stock specifically for the dividend

>>11086982
howd you hear about IPOs anyway?

>>11091001
Even that guy is both smarter than you and probably has more money ngl

>>11086589
>expecting this not to be 100% jailfu thread
give me Chenelle

>>11091133
>Even that guy is both smarter than you and probably has more money
that guy will probably die alone.

>he didn't buy the dip
oh no no no
HAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHA

>>11091162
for context this is TSLA

>>11091159
We all die alone anon, what's your point?

>>11091166
This will Boost my FNGU
Tesla 420

>>11091166
>TSLA
Rode that shit for a G yesterday.

>>11086589
34-36 plz

Is AMD expected to rise significantly within the next few months?

>>11091181
>We all die alone anon, what's your point?
whats the point of being smarter than someone and having more money just to die alone? wouldn't you want to bang some sluts out and do some drugs and enjoy the little bit of time you have here on earth instead of wasting in a room your whole life fucking a pocket pussy?

>>11086589
rollinjg

This thread is shit today I know the markets closed but christ only good part was RKG shitting on the cuck

If pay good money for a grill to say “I love you” and mean it desu baka senpai. Sorry to be so depressing.

>>11091215
>thinking dying is a possibly when immortality will be invented in the next 5 years
Top kek, you got plenty of time

>>11091215
>wouldn't you want to bang some sluts out and do some drugs

Make no mistake anon, you can still die alone with another person by you

>>11091237
>implying i would want to wait 5 years to start enjoying my life when i can just start enjoying it now.
pleb

roll

>>11086589
roll

So I just watched Wolf of Wall Street and I decided I want to get into stock trading. What should I put my money into so I can eventually go to wild parties, eat at fancy restaurants with rich people and do drugs with women in a New York penthouse?

>>11091325
buy puts on your trading account.

>>11089199
3-6months after yield curve flips
im betting this will be a violent one but not the magnitude of the big one™ of 08

closer to the corrections we had during the credit crisis (as this net recession will be cuz of corporate debt exploding), and i still say europe will bear the brunt of it. us raising rates finally put us in a much more advantageous position than the rest of the world

>>11091325
Did you pay attention to the movie at all? He didn't get rich trading, he got rich defrauding. Start scamming people if you want to make money that way.

>>11091325
All in on HMNY

>>11087273
I've just been buying more.
I may convert to LEAPs or 6+ month out calls as well, although I hate options

>>11088427
Nope. There will always be memes
A yield curve inversion is what I'm watching for, but CAPE is getting pretty high.

>>11088443
Let's not?

>>11088778
2edgy4me

KO

Movie night is around 9:30 MOUNTAIN TIME tonight. I just finished converting Nightcrawler into a supported file type and am uploading it to drive so it will work the first time this time :)))

>>11091381
What if I bought PEP because I drink Diet Mountain Dew?

>>11088427
theyre rolling outta bed, but it wont be the end until all the niggers on stocktwits are bull again

>>11091390
>4:30 AM EST
not this shit again

>>11091396
I would say tats a great idea because PEP is better than KO in every area besides Water

Think Caterpillar stock is going to go up with the destruction in the Carolinas? I'd be happy with just an extra 3% growth, frankly.

>>11091390
Whats that in western time

>>11091396
you only have $500 how many shares of PEP could you of possibly bought?

>>11091431
dont forget he lost another 20% because of SPY calls at the top

>>11091416
Speaking of water resources, Pakistan is upset with Coke and Pepsi and Nestle
https://timesofindia.indiatimes.com/business/international-business/pakistan-sc-summons-ceos-of-mineral-water-companies-over-exploitation-of-resources/articleshow/65820377.cms

>>11091429
You subtract one hour, so 8:30. St00pid western plebs

>>11091438
lol Fake News
same story as the brazil water takeover shit they dont even have offical talks from nestle or coke lmao
They arent trying to take over private resources
RUMORS
Slander

BUY SILVER AND GOLD

>>11091455
FUCKING COMMIE
>>11091453
You're coming to movie night, right ratsu??

>>11089199
The federal reserve is predicting 2020, which happens to be when we're do for a "fiscal cliff".
I'm feeling student debt as the time bomb, but I keep hearing that the total market for that is much too small.

>>11089220
I'm also feeling a 2nd correction should happen.

>>11089425
Kek. This.
I take full responsibility for my LCI losses, although I still think all the big5guy memes are hilarious.
>>11089601
:^) fact.
I did my own DD tho

>>11090728
Apple's fine.
ZeroHedge is always fearmongering
I'm up over 20% though thankfully

>>11091198
I can't believe TSLA is in FNGU

>>11091364
Kek
I think HMNY is bottomed out. All in at this point is just a buy out.

>>11091390
based

>>11091462
Probably, its another movie I havent seen but ultimately it depends on if Im asleep

>>11091464
>I still think all the big5guy memes are hilarious.
i find them pretty funny too.. i had me a good laugh when with the LCI van going off the cliff

Also have a feeling LCI is going to move big this week. 20 trading days have passed since cliff dive and options expire this friday

>>11091464
>mass replying

>>11091402
:^(

Also, FUCK CAPTCHA. I'M BUYING A PASS.

>>11091462
I meant buy puts on silver and gold.

>>11091489
how new are you? serious question

>not Mike Maloney posting

>>11091491
>I'M BUYING A PASS
dont give in
fuck hiro

>>11091500
checked
now were talking
the insane amount of precious metals shills/threads these pst few days has me convinced its time to short again

Roll...

>>11091518
Silver will get the cheapest its ever been before the crash

>>11091485
Soooo the nightcrawler torrent I got failed in conversion to Mp4 and there is no decent stream of it.
What movie should we watch instead? Plz chose a popular one with a good stream

>>11091464
>I can't believe TSLA is in FNGU
kek Im happy it is cause its kept it stable on many occasion

This will happen right guys

>>11091544
but Comfy didnt you say you have a Roster list?

My pick is, National Geographics Wild Wild Animals all 3 parts

>>11091554
Its going to 1000 probably
Its the new technological era, this is insane
Like we arent even at flying cars or immortality yet and people are thinking of selling tech just lol

>>11091544
>What movie should we watch instead?
wallstreet 1 and 2

>>11091558
*really wild animals
the one with the taking globe

This thread is shit today /thread

>>11091544
That sucks
It's a really good movie, and I think anyone who liked American Psycho would like it a lot as well
Taxi Driver is a fairly popular movie that I really like
Some other movies that I've been meaning to watch that may not be as popular are Raging Bull, Citizen Kane, and Beasts of No Nation

>>11091604
Yeah I found the globe one you're talking about, but I just can't. It increased my potential suicide by 10 fold from that fucking globe.
Compromise on a cool nat geo doc on siberia?

>>11091626
>>11091622
>>11091558
Just kidding I found Citizen Kane, lets do that

>>11091544
>failed to convert
learn to ffmpeg fag

>>11091626
Requesting you play Segments from Unwrapped to see how food is made

will watching any of these movies help my gainz tho?

>>11091655
OH FUGG this is unironically a good idea. Can we do "how it's made" too?

>>11091680
here's a good scene from nightcrawler to get a sense of what the movie is like, btw
there may be spoilers in the comments

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=18ZDiRsbEZA

>>11091539
i see $8/oz at the absolute bottom of the first big drop
then im buying plat desu

my current plan w metals has been to short silver spikes, and buy plat ultra dips and sell them a day or two later. then i add that money into my silver shorts/rollout to more puts

so far so good, tho i honestly feel i should be using futures for this and not options

>>11091554
Whats the difference between TQQQ and SPXL?

>>11091582
seconding this desu
i really like that first wall street movie
plus its more /biz/ related

>>11091713
fucking look it up goy

>>11091390
>>11091544
What about:
>idiocracy
>blade runner
>the merchant of venice

>>11091730
It's the exact same thing

>>11091544
goddammit i miss when hooktube still worked as advertised. it was so goddamn easy to rip whole youtube vids into mp4/webm. just had to right click and save it.

i had so many cool youtube vids/albums that youtube took down backed up on my old drive (F)

>>11091739
>SPY = QQQ
try again cryptard

>>11091486
>i had me a good laugh when with the LCI van going off the cliff
That one's my favorite!

>Also have a feeling LCI is going to move big this week. 20 trading days have passed since cliff dive and options expire this friday
I can feel that. I'm definitely in that boat of options expiring on the 21st as well.
I've personally cut my losses and got rid of most of my bags, but I think I'll go ahead and hold onto whatever shares I get from Friday's expirations.
I think investors will begin to forget about that contract being lost eventually.

>>11091489
>not trying to game the system and minimize how many captchas you have to fill out
>>11091491

>>11091548
>TSLA
>kept it stable
you're probably correct, but that's still hilarious to read.

>>11091758
What is tesla doing next week? I lost my ass on 410 calls.

>>11091762
i think its gonna go back down desu
the stock is ultimately worth nothing
its just a matter of when this gets realized

>>11091750
>SPY=SPXL
retard

>>11091518
>dont give in
I caved

>>11091645
>citizen kane
sounds sick as well.

>>11091713
same as nasdaq vs. S&P 500, except they're both 3X leveraged.
I've heard nasdaq is about 20% AMZN and supposedly has more tech exposure

>>11091762
No idea. I'm not touching it. Could honestly go to the moon, but I'm not touching it.

>>11091786
Shoulda known the banker kikes wouldnt let the stock get to 420, my calls were otm when i bought them but if it doesnt get to 410 this week , REEE

>>11091758
I'll keep averaging on LCI. I think it's a good investment that i can break even on atleast. For now focusing on other trades and averaging on LCI every once in awhile

>>11091779
holy shit i wish BTC would just go up and you niggers would just fuck off

SPXL is 3x SPY
TQQQ is 3x QQQ
they are not the same thing, tho they ARE indexes that move similarly
Qs are more volatile and jumpy and this is amplified by the 3x lev. not my thing
SPXL is more steady and the 3x lev is still there so 3-6% moves per day are possible.

my favorite this year has been the 3x lev russell (the chad 2000 index, as its known in these parts) ROLA. russell is filled w american smallcaps so its been mostly unaffected by tradewar/tarriff FUD.

tho desu i mostly swing indexes w ITM options because fuck putting money down

>>11091786
>I caved
filtered

>>11091779
my bad
its UWM thats 3x chad 2000 not that other ticker

>>11091762
Some guy on twitter analyzed the stock turnover + institutional holdings. It's a 50bil market cap stock with a 20 day turnover. That is insane velocity. The vast majority of the buying is retail. Institutions are holding or selling. make of that what you will.

>>11091844
actually that ones 2x
URTY is the 3x one
like i said i only trade options on the actual indexes cuz better cost/profit ratio

>>11091854
Look at the performance of TQQQ to URTY and tell me the NASDAQ is not the CHADAQ

>>11091325
This>>11091363
The profit margin is much higher on fraud.

Alright /smg/. Are you an ass man, or a titty boy? This is for research purposes.

>>11091931
Both

>>11091931
A good ass beats good tits.

I can deal with a girl with small tits but I absolutely cannot deal with a girl with no ass

>>11091931
gotta have equal amount of both. Nothing like a well proportioned body.

None of that big ass with flat chest and none of that big tittie no ass

>>11091796
I think there's a little more to it than that...
>TSLA issued what I've heard are literally junk bonds
>non-negligible bankruptcy risk by end of year
>can't meet their 5k production goals
>have had multiple quarters of negative EPS
>company can't help but get caught up in petty, tabloid-tier speculative shit like Elon dating Grimes
I really do hope Elon achieves all that he desires in life though.

>>11091831
>holy shit i wish BTC would just go up
it's doing alright lately. I actually picked up 200 bucks of ETH, as degenerative as that is, for sub $200/ETH price.
It hit a year's fucking low. BTC just bounced off 6k again, which means all cryptos are ready for their next stint towards the moon.
I'm thinking about exiting my ETH position at about $250-$300 per coin.
This is a very minor speculative position btw.
>3x lev russell (the chad 2000 index, as its known in these parts) ROLA
Dank. I'm watchlisting that shit!
>>11091844
>my bad
>its UWM thats 3x chad 2000
Noted.
>>11091917
>URTY
>thinking_face.png

>>11091622
One major difference between Nightcrawler and American Psycho is how the protagonists are portrayed
Lou Bloom gives off a much creepier, more off-putting vibe than Bateman does
You really get the sense that Lou is a cold, manipulative, and ruthless person who only cares about money and personal gain, whereas Bateman is a more sympathetic character because he's more of a "hollywood serial killer" kind of psychopath and also implied to be just a delusional person/unreliable narrator at the end of the movie

>>11091931
ass, both male and female

>>11091947
hip-waist ratio is the single most important thing that men are attracted to in women because it's the most reliable indicator of fertility
having no ass makes your hip-waist ratio look bad, whereas small tits don't affect it at all and can be made up for with other things

will someone talk me out of buying 3x lev brazil?
theyre the EM thats down the furthest currently due to their almost erupting into civil war or whatever earlier this year. the goy who got stabbed the other day is basically a brazilian trump ripoff: very pro market and anti regulation. i noticed a similar trump effect the other day when bolsonaro got stabbed and their market jumped 2% on a BAD day for EMs (during a dollar spike).

now im not gonna be buying ANY EMs until after the next rate hike and after we confirm that the dollar isnt just gonna keep mooning off the hikes (it should eventually stop having this effect desu). but if i see weakness in the dollar after the hike, im thinking it may be time to grab some BRZU (3x lev brazil, even has a 2% yield too lol). i see it as likely that the rebound could bring it up to the high 20s, which from this level would be almost a 100% trade (more like 80% or so). and if it breaks beyond that, we could EASILY see it triple imo over the next year. this is of course implying that bolsonaro will have a "trump effect" on their market

idk senpaitachi, i smell opportunity

>>11086589

>00

>>11086589
So Eminem did Fortnite dances in his new video, looks like HEAR and FNKO is back on the menu for a comeback boys.

>>11091947
I noticed girls with perfect asses have to show them off though, they still have some embarrassment to show their tits, like Kate Upton who never really officially showed them, yet every ass girl is wearing super tight fitting yogas or thongs. As a self conscious guy I would rather have that more comfy jealousy from other guys about my GF's nice tits then having literally every heterosexual male trying to sneak peeks every single minute we are out places.

>>11091931
Anybody got that pic of the map of countries and preferences from PornHub research?
No sad, flabby asses allowed.
I just like thinner chicks. I think most of the ones that I've enjoyed dating weighed about 100lbs

>>11091917
and past performance is EXACTLY why im saying russell
russell tends to outperform the Qs in late stage bull. also, imo, most of the nasdaq is full of fluff """"""tech""""" companies who im convinced will destroy this whole market once their bonds start crashing. i dont want any eposure to TSLA or FAANG memes desu. i think their ship has sailed

>>11091931
This >>11091952

>>11091931
small on both but can deal with large ass as long as they are relatively flat

>>11091931
i might have webms of this clip
hold on
shes got a pretty butt tbqh senpaitachi

>>11091983
that is not a sad, flabby ass m8
you need your eyes checked

Lets play a game called spot the flat idol bitch poster

>>11086589
Roll

>>11091917
You know Comfy, your $20 story reminded me of something. A few years ago Scott Weiland was playing at a bar near me and tickets were only $20. I didn’t go because I wanted to save the money and I just don’t like bars. I regret it now cause even though he was probably too strung out to put on a good show and I would’ve hated being in the bar at least I could’ve said I had seen him in person. Sometimes the experience is worth it. Pic unrelated

>>11091931
if you put this ass on a woman, i'm willing to bet that most straight men would like what they saw
the reason why they don't find this man attractive is because of the broader shoulders and more masculine hip/waist ratio

>>11086589
Roll

>>11092266
What the fuck
Reroll

>>11092273
Meh rereroll

>>11091931
there is only one correct answer:

Thighs

>>11092210
pretty much this.

So many people miss out on shit because people are attached to money. they miss out on travel, they miss out on experience.. they miss out on life.. Next thing you know they are 50 years old saying.. "Well i could've done this or i couldve done that"

Just fucking do it now.

>>11086589
id be bonding out aspecia for sure

>>11091655
if i wasn't such a lazy alcoholic i could make my own live cooking show and have a website where people can go to view all of the recipes. Then once the brand is established do an IPO exit scam to cash the fuck out and go do drugs and bang super models.

if i just want to trade stocks and not options, is it a waste of time and should i just start an ETF fund or something? or is there money to be made in just trading stock

>>11090809
you need... AMBITION
someone your age not deliver pizza
you probably not even managing your GAS right!

me bet you only really making ~$8 an hour because of gas inefficiencies

>>11091931
how come no one ever penis or vag people?
me appriciate nicely shaped cocks and especially beautiful puss !

I'm a happily married man, but occasionally fantasize about being wealthy enough to have a young-ish Mexican nanny that I fuck on the side whom I can report to ICE if she tries to tell anyone. Does this make me a bad person or is it a normal fantasy for /biz/?

>>11089760
What does a 19 year old Asian look like ?

>>11092409
Literally why you employ illegals.
you don’t have to be rich to do it

>>11092343
do you have more than 25k to put in?

>>11092435
no, i dont. a few thoujsand. should i just put it in a vnguard fun or invest in the stock market on my own

anyone know a good stock under 10 bucks that could explode??

>>11092397
vaginas are disgusting

>>11092343
you can't create an ETF, but you can buy shares of one
the appeal of an ETF vs individual stocks is that they're safer and more consistent because they track a market index as opposed to individual companies
if you own shares of a company that produces computer chips and that one company goes down 10% while others in that sector stay the same, the shares you own of that individual company will go down 10%, whereas if you had owned an ETF of companies that produce computer chips in that same situation, the drop would be a lot less significant, if there even is one at all

>>11092439
if you just want to buy some stocks and forget about it, then buying some vanguard etfs is a solid option
how much money you make choosing what companies to invest in on your own entirely depends on your own ability to choose companies that perform better than that sector's market index (this is more difficult than it seems)

>>11092397
plus tires, oil change, wear on tear on parts like oil pump, water pump, fuel pump. Door handles etc..

delivering anything with your own car should only be extremely temporary, it takes no skill and you are basically just scrapping by. It's not a carrer choice. He would make more money being a waiter or bar tender. He won't take anyones advice because he is a young cat that still thinks he knows everything. I bet his parents can't wait for him to get out of the house and stop being their problem. Wouldn't be suprised when he gets his degree he becomes that guy "with a degree" but still delivers pizza because he is extremely lost and doesn't have the balls to pull up his big boy pants.

I feel for the guy, i hope he does better but honestly you can't motivate someone that thinks everything is a joke in life. It takes awhile for some people to grow up.

>>11092397
feel is more important than looks when it comes to genitals

also good tits is an inherited trait, while a nice ass can come from discipline, strength of character

>>11092464
LCI
CMCM
DXR
LTBR
KCAP

>>11092531
Are you personally investing in these

>>11092464
if you're investing a large amount of money, then looking for stocks that "could explode" is the wrong mindset
it leads you to buy smaller companies that tend to not to perform as well in the long run as larger, more proven companies

>>11092591
yes.. some of them aren't really "investments they're more of just trades..

>>11092493
>>11092397
I'm not too keen on taking life advice from:
A) A larping trap 100s of thousands of dollars in debt who sucks dick for a living and
B) A degenerate larping pos who smokes crack and can't handle a basic relationship with his ex girlfriend and copes by pretending his daddy didn't hand him everything in life.
Thanks though

>>11092656
Honestly you need to go do something with your life instead of shitposting on stock twits all day.
Maybe someday you'll stop working for your dads handman company and get a real job

>>11092640
so, invest in companies like mcdonalds and facebook?

>>11092689
not necessarily those exact companies, but large, dividend-issuing companies like WM, Kraft-Heinz, and Coca-Cola are probably the best bet if you want to just buy stocks and forget about them while also consistently making a profit

>>11092687
its my own company you fucking retard. i stopped working for my dad about 4 years ago you mong... thats not even my main source of income. I have rental properties.. i have a business that deals with conv debt.. my dad has no clue how stocks work let alone conv debt. So not sure how he would be involved in that. He also isn't interested in rentals because they're "a problem" you really are retarded comfy.. like really really retarded. I hope you lose your $500 so you would just stop posting your non sense.

>>11092674
>A degenerate larping pos who smokes crack and can't handle a basic relationship with his ex girlfriend and copes by pretending his daddy didn't hand him everything in life.
There you go.. thinking you know everything... Have you ever even been in a relationship? i'm pretty sure you haven't got that far. My dad had me bust my ass while i was a teenage and had me running his company while he did nothing.. pretty sure we already talked about this but you are probably to retarded to remember.

But hey like i said.. don't take any advice from anyone and continue to be a complete utter failure just like your youtube channel. I'm not the one that is poor as fuck delivering pizzas in the middle of potato fields.

>>11092718
what if i want to swing trade? would you still expect to invest in normal stocks for them? or is swing trading purely the territory for options?

>>11092769
oh, i assumed you were interested in a more passive, long term approach
in that case, companies of any size are fine
with swing trading, it's less about the long term viability and more about recognizing when a stock is about to go up

>>11092788
thanks. sorry for the dumb questions..kinda drunk honestly. but im kinda dumb, and new to this. it seems really easy and low risk to trade in stocks. just wondering if stocks, and not options, are viable to trade in a few days/weeks instead of long term in months or years. or if short term trading is purely for options.

example, i recently bought some shares for AMD. planning to sell when the stock price gets a bit higher, like around 40-50. hopefully it goes that high

>>11092753
It's funny because the slightest thing makes you sperg out so far. I'd just like to point out a few things
>you never graduated highschool
>you don't even have a GED
It's hilarious anons would take someone as uneducated as you seriously. Honestly do you use text to speech to browse this site? Can you even read beyond a 3rd grade level?

I actually have been in a relationship, it was pretty good but she moved away. Sad :(
>big 5 guy pretends to know about women
Isn't it funny that your gf broke up with you because you ate a mexican prostitute's ass?

I can't take you seriously, because you'll be dead from HIV or an overdose in 5 years.

Your entire portfolio is a larp, because you never post it and sperg out when asked about it. You are a bigger larp then RKG

I unironically want you to keep posting because how much of an idiot you are.

Now, give me my (you), bitch

>>11092814
>>11092814
>>11092814
NEW THREAD

Anyone think FNKO is at a good point of entry right now?

>>11091806

The monster debt repayments will drag on NPAT for a few years to come.

Having said that, I would still rather invest in a generics manufac/distrib business than that One Company With the Imminent Phase 3™ Trial That's All But Guaranteed For Approval, After Which Revenue Will MOOOOON™

>>11092811
>you never graduated highschool
umm yeah i did.. i got my diploma and walked.
Once again.. think you know everything. My district had a homeschool. One way to get on it was to "Help with family business" i've also got some college completed thats how i got into stocks in the first place.. once again.. think you know everything. which you dont.

>Isn't it funny that your gf broke up with you because you ate a mexican prostitute's ass?
My girlfriend was with me when i ate that mexican hookers ass. Again.. thinking you know everything.
I gotta say.. my dad did hand me something. He handed me a skill that i can use to support myself. A skill to build a house, a skill to fix problems around a house. Even taught me how to build engines and repair cars. He taught me how to be a man.

You know what your dad did? fucking nothing.. he raised a little bitch boy that fails at fucking everything. While his little bitch boy son goes out and hits hookers with a bamboo stick then goes home and watches anime while fingering his butthole your dad is watching your mom get pounded by the local Mandingo and his nigger friends.

Your dad is a cuck and you are a big fat pussy that fails at everything.

>>11086589
Good stocks for portfolio

By ticker:
PNE3
QCOM
EPIS B

the truth
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TM0HTU9dRvk

>>11092022
>that is not a sad, flabby ass m8
the ass is fat.
it is sad and it is fat.

>>11092288
yeah :)

>>11092321
>IPO exit scam
It doesn't really work out that way in my experience
>t. sitting on 400k of private equity that's as good as $0

>>11092397
doesn't matter how good the pussy looks if she's 300 lbs

>>11092530
nice pic.
>saved

>>11092687
>being dedicated to shitposting on stocktwits
>thinking_face.png
sometimes, just having your thoughts archived is appealing. That's what half my posts are for -- archives of thoughts that I have and want recorded

>>11093124
>the ass is fat.
>it is sad and it is fat.
that ass is honestly great.
you might actually be a faggot son
stop crankin it to tarps d00d

>>11086589
Hope you're all doing well. Based Texas anon for OP image.