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My NPC neighbor said he was buying btc

>> No.11062741
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>>11062709
>orbiter
>he doesnt think he is an NPC.
>mfw

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>>11062741
it's not orbiting when she loves you

>> No.11062907

>>11062709
that's a dude

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>>11062907
>that's a dude
NPCs make that mistake

>> No.11062945

>>11062907
>that NPC who still browses /b/ and still makes trap jokes

>> No.11062961

How much LINK to lick her feet

>> No.11062969

>>11062945
>jokes
Look m8, you can't browse 4chan and not be wary of every woman you see posted.

>> No.11062990

>>11062969
Fair enough

>> No.11063023
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>I am going to purchase Bitcoin stock.

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>>11062961
>How much LINK to lick her feet

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>>11062921
>>11062945
I have no programmed response for this situation. brrrrrrrrrrrrrp

>> No.11063115

>>11063023
>Futures, actually.

>> No.11063161

>>11062709
tfw you realize your neighbor is an early investor compared you holding the bags. your neighbor laughs at you

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>>11063161
>tfw you realize your neighbor is an early investor compared you holding the bags. your neighbor laughs at you

>> No.11063234

She is pregnant. I know, it pissed me off too.

>> No.11063582

>>11062969
that boomer NPC who still makes jokes about no women on the internet

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>>11063234
>She is pregnant. I know, it pissed me off too.

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I LOVE CIARA CASH

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>> No.11063731

Out of all retarded camwhores this has to be one of the most ugliest

>> No.11063845

>>11063731
lol ikr

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>>11063731
>Out of all retarded camwhores this has to be one of the most ugliest
no

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>> No.11064319

Jewess?

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btx

>> No.11064575

>>11063108
kek. it's alright pal. you tried
be good to NPCs

>> No.11064820

>>11063234
for real? wtf!

>> No.11064885

>>11064575
>be good to NPCs
wat

>> No.11064893

>>11064309
I think I'd unironically end it at that height.
Does anyone have a guess on how tall this lil guy is?

>> No.11064906

>>11064893
5'3 or thereabouts

>> No.11064923

>>11064885
Being good to them is good for your soul.

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no matter how big your stack, ciara will never give you a footjob

>> No.11065013

>>11062825
>she

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>>11064906
Thank God
t. 5'9

>> No.11065108

>>11065049
>5'9
king of manlets

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>>11065013
ciara is unironically a biological female

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>>11064972
>tfw you will never have a ciara level cute gf
>why even live

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>>11065140
I thought I was too old for her, turns out she's dating a dude a few years older than me.

FUCK

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>>11065163
>dating
he straight up pays her to cum inside

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>>11065177
based, imagine being a crypto multimillionaire with a legal teen gf that lets you do whatever you want sexually.

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>>11065211
Honestly I don't think you would need to have millions of dollars. I am 32 and want this, I have talked to girls on seeking arrangement who are legal teens and they think "buying me a car" is the height of everything. Many of these girls are classic blonde beautiful girls who are always told they should be models. I find that the girls on there who are just "regular" looking (ie not huge boobs, not cheerleader looking or blonde) don't think they are pretty. What most people don't realize is by the time you are pushing 40 as a guy, any teenage girl who is thin is going to be an IRL 10/10 fantasy to you.

Anyway, I think if I just have $50,000 in liquid pissing a way cash in a few years I am going to do this. I think you can get a college age girl's time for about 2 years pretty easy if you are not obese yourself and are willing to buy her a new $25,000 car and piss away $25,000 in dinners and clothes and whatever

>> No.11065276

>>11065250
>50k just for a thot
just get an escort at that point

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>>11065276
all women are whores anon, just understand what exactly their cost is.

>> No.11065298

>>11065289
that's fine but it's cheaper to just use escorts if you're going to be beta enough to buy a car for some whore lol

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>>11065276
i would rather have a teen pseudo gf who would stay at my house a lot

than some hooker with fake blonde hair and fake tits who just fucks for an hour

>> No.11065440

>>11064820
I was just joshing you guys knowing it would devastate you. I don’t know who she is.

But is she Jewish? I need to know before I break out the onahole.

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>>11065440
>But is she Jewish? I need to know before I break out the onahole.

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>>11062825
>have 2 abortions without asking the guy
Typical normie emo roaster

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>>11065250
>$25k car & $25k thrown away
>for some stupid whore to cheat on you behind your back and increase her own income without reporting those "gifts" (tax free retard autist bucks)
vs
>1 year
>$100 xzy on-a-hole with watter based lube & $2.4k holding crypto

I just saved you x10 your original estimated investment and on top of that you have the possibility of making a return on your new on-a-hole pussy investment.


>not listening when old men talk about bitches
It's pretty obvious desu.

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>>11065614
>cheat on you

bro I am paying her to fuck me not be my wife

I am not trying to save money, i want a teen to spend a year sleeping next to me in my bed and sucking my dick, i don't want anything else or to save money

it's not complicated

>hey I am going to buy a nice steak and eat it slowly
>OMG just drink a protein shake and eat some fiber there I saved you money

you don't get it

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>>11065641
When you have that pistol in your mouth crying "muh she was the one that got away!" pull the trigger. You sound like a weakling by the tone of your posts.

Just do it.

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>>11065477
I just read le reddit thread where girl has a baby and wants an abortion. The guy says that he will leave her if she does. Then people commented with over 500 le upvotes that she should dump him because if he dumps her for that, he is going to dump her for anything.

The absolute state of this world, or is it just the women who are insane?

>> No.11065708

>>11065690
>When you have that pistol in your mouth crying "muh she was the one that got away!" pull the trigger.
what in the crap are you talking about

>> No.11065717

>>11065440
I think she's 75% irish, 25% jewish

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>>11065708
Amateur.

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>>11065751
>Amateur.
I am an amateur because I want to fuck teen girls for money lol ok

>> No.11065839

>>11065823
it's some roastie or blue pill simp you're talking to that think women are god's gift to the world and not a cum receptacle you rent out.

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>>11065839
>it's some roastie or blue pill simp you're talking to that think women are god's gift to the world and not a cum receptacle you rent out.
I m the one trying to rent her out wtf are you talking about

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>>11065704
reddit = authoritarian conformity

>> No.11065881

>>11065857
yes that's my point the other guy thought women are something more than a series of holes.

>> No.11065902

>>11065867
What's with the traps recently. fuck off degenerates

>> No.11065912

>>11065704
Abortions are GOOD. That's why Trump has paid for 4 of them.

>> No.11065916

>>11065839
What are you talking about. Save yourself the pain and just get a onahole. Listen to your forefathers.

>> No.11065917

>>11065902
She's not a trap

>> No.11065928

>>11065902
she's actually a reverse shadow trap, a girl that passes as a boy trying to pass as a girl.

>> No.11065938

Where the fuck are mods what Is this nigger shit

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>>11065912
>Trump has paid for 4 of them.
no he's pro life

life begins at conception

>> No.11065951

>>11065917
fuck off to r9k with the trap horsecrap. they love it there

>> No.11065970

>>11062709
>footfag
>doesnt think hes an NPC

>> No.11066012

> :-| |:
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