/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>11064044
Yes, Saturn uses Chainlink.

>>11064044
telling everyone that if they're stupid enough to invest in LINK you might as well try to inhabit Saturn as well.

>>11064044
The answer to your question is in this riddle. Google is your fren.


3x"be fond of fortune" + 1x"Perceive what you have heard"= ???

>>11064044
Chainlink mainne release on Saturday confirmed

the people who control the world worship saturn's cube ergo they put the cube/hexagon pattern everywhere

>>11064222
checked

>tfw the part about spacegolf in this pasta wasn't a joke

>the year is 2025
>smartcontracts are in the middle of a mass adoption craze
>chainlink is the preferred oracle across multiple large markets
>chainlink is $5000 a token
>you're running a massive node and have been running one since some of the early days of linkpool
>gain multiple links a month, passive income of tens of thousands of dollars
>your victorias secret model wife has just put your children (chad, felicity, and serendipity) to bed
>she rides your dick hard like a gymnast every night - you both cum multiple times on a regular basis, sex life is great
>you descend into your oxygenated cryochamber to sleep and regenerate for the night
>caviar for dinner every day, champagne with every meal
>your doctor has prescribed a new high tech version of ecstasy for you - every day is bliss
>you will have enough capital to go on in the future and invest in companies that will mine asteroids, planets, and harness energy from stars
>you will amass enough wealth to have a seat at the table of the intergalactic elite and play spacegolf with japanese aliens and talk about the spacemarket

>>11064044
What did Adelyn Zhou mean by this?

Hmmm........

>>11064222
what the fuck
Maxim 77 and maxim 7

>>11064102
the fun thing is this poorfag would probably be 1000x more worth than he is now since saturn would crush his sorry ass body into crystalline / diamonds

>>11064273
Kek, I hope the Japanese aliens have cat girls

>>11064222
checked

>>11064044
dubs say yes

>>11064044
It is, my son. Meme magic is everywhere. You only have to know where to look.

>>11064456
>>7777777

>>11064044
>when you meme your favorite low-key cryptocurrency project so hard that memetic resonance propagates into the past, before this project was even officially launched, causing that project's logo to form visibly larger than planet earth, on the north pole of another planet which is secretly worshipped by the ethnic minority who happen to have majority hegemonic dominion over the world's financial institutions, which are, themselves, integrating with this project's network in order to reduce costs while expediting transactions between banks et al, which was notionally the whole reason that this project was undertaken with the blessings of the world's largest interfinancial network & many of its largest clients, feeding back on the memetic resonance so hard that the sign in the alien skies of saturn sharpens in detail to the point where the jews tell nasa to airbrush the word 'chainlink' out of their photos in order to delay the inevitable price singularity and resultant economic upheaval, but the cosmic threads are already woven, and you sometimes shout or whisper 'one thousand end of year' like a mantra, and hexagon grows, and we're all gonna make it, frenz, link $1k eoy, et cetera...
>...that you become a wizard without even realizing it until just now

>Saturn - god of generation, dissolution, plenty, wealth, agriculture, periodic renewal and liberation.

Oh boy

Yes but its not because of your Armenian calligraphy support group, it's the kikes doing evil meme magic opening a portal to hell

>>11065155
>dem doubles
Oh, shit, please tell me that this isn't what's happening. What about the portal inside Jupiter's Great Red Spot?

>>11065155
Chainlink is the protocol that the Mark of the Beast will be built upon.

>>11065270

>>11065288

>>11064456
3 x 77=77 77 77
1 x 7 = 7

77 77 77 7

or

7777777

be fond of fortune in triplicate and perceive what you have heard once.


1k eoy

>>11065288
>born too late to fight for glory of rome
>born too early to explore space
>tfw born just in time to become a new elite

>>11065288
Spooky

>>11065076
What is Jupiter the God of tell me please.

https://en.m.wikibooks.org/wiki/Hebrew_Roots/Neglected_Commandments/Idolatry/Satan%27s_Birthday

>>11064273
this is an absolute certainty

>>11065460
The sky and zapping bitch niggas with lightning.

>>11065418
my god that pic kek!