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I would. Why do you autists hate social interaction?

>>11058944
ill be awkward
people might make fun of me

>>11058934

Ya sounds good. I'll bring some drinks.

>>11058944
It's different when it's co-workers rather than friends. You have a lot more pressure on you to say the right thing and not fuck up because if you do, you have to deal with those people every day at work.

>>11058944
Because we literally have autism? Google autism and asperger's you fucking retard.

>>11059126
oh wow that sucks I'm sorry bud.
Have you tried not eating gluten?

>>11059138
This unironically cured my autism

>>11058934
>no, I would rather sit in a dark room and play videogames because that's what I think important people do

>>11059138
>people are afraid of gluten
sugoi, sugoi.

>>11059542
man, that NPC meme really triggers the NPCs
why do NPCs live such mundane lives if they believe being important is the be all end all of life?

what are the quest rewards

>>11059074
Not in front of you, so it's all good.
Plus meat might be freaking awesome.

where did the npc meme start? /v/?

>>11058934

>>11059736

Never say no to free food.

>>11058944
Because I hate people, and people hate me. That's not a difficult concept.

>>11059125
how is this difficult for you fucking apes?
> go practice
> maybe fuckup
> get better each time
> never fuckup again
> 11/10

>>11058934
"No, I'll watch anime this weekend" t.NPC

>>11060750
Affirmative

dfq is NPC?

People who are NPCs are not necessarily mindlessly stuck in a loop, it's more about their complete lack of creativity, extremely bad taste, complacency with ignorance and feeling like what they know in life will work forever, stuck with their childhood "knowledge". They find mundane things fun and have no problem with it. Also very hard working in a very average way.

>>11059074

It’s a fucking bbq. People won’t unironically make fun of you as long as you don’t do something extra retarded like whip it out and start masturbating.

>>11058934
Fuck off jormalfag

>>11061540
What you are thinking of is what we call "Pleb". Can be similar to an NPC and there is a lot of overlap but tuey aren't the same thing.

>>11061569
Only NPCs keep their penis in their pants, real players do the helicopter

Newfag here. Is there a beginners guide to this?
The only thing i know about is the bogpill.

>>11060749
Autism is a lot more complex anon.

>>11059138
Wtf I'm a Chad now

>>11060782
Neo political correct.

>>11061569
this

Don't overthink every fucking thing in life or you won't get to actually enjoy experiences.

My main advice is if when you're invited to events - if you say you'll go, then go. Otherwise if you just don't feel like it then say you won't, but don't make up some faggot excuse. The most non-chad thing to do is to either flake out after saying you'll show or feel like you have to make up an excuse about why you don't want to do something.

>decline quest

>>11061746
its new meme but just imagine all the npcs in games they just do specific things programmed.. people here and everywhere do what their mind/iq/developed and either lives fully or lives limited... now the meme that evolved here describes anons that are doing nothing with their lives and act like the predefined NPC. Basically they slave for their master everyday and buying high selling low etc

>>11060741
Why is this? I have the same problem. Is there some correlation? can people sense my deep hatred of their normie ways?

>>11062263
No, just "social correct"

>>11061569
Oh that explains why I don’t get invited anymore. Where were you six months ago?

Invitation to that BBQ is a sidequest for meeting worthwhile people, non NPCs

>>11062751
yeah I think they can. I have the same problem. I always make a big effort to be polite though so they cant say shit to me and they end up leaving me alone. They can still smell the hate though

>>11062815
People can detect insincerity. Just b urself

>>11062856
>just b urself m9
> me: fucking degenerate normies REEEEEEEEEE

>>11062901
Do that then. If you’re so special then why do you care what normies think?

Why mods allow threads forcing this shitty meme?

>>11062856
>>11062901
>>11062948
When normies say "Just be yourself", what they really mean is "Stop being autistic".

>>11062948
I am h u m a n after all, i have these e m o t i o n s.

>>11062972
I’m not saying that at all. I’m saying embrace your autism and wear it like a badge of honour you fucking pussy.

>>11063029
To be honest, autism isn't the problem. That is not why they hate me, and it is not why i hate them.

>>11060749

>difficult

Its not enjoyable for obvious reasons.

>>11063043
Did your mommy not pay enough attention to you?

>>11058934
Mfw no one invite me for BBQ.

Mfw I invite people but I never get a respond.

I try to fit in, I really do.

>>11058944
I only feel comfortable in front of my PC listening to music and playing with my balls and dick with my left hand.

>>11061540
It's just people who are low in the Big Five's Openness to experience trait and low in neuroticism too.

>>11058934
>sits at home all night on his computer like a robot
>calls others NPCs for going out and experiencing new things
The most ironic part of this shitty reddit meme is that the people who are posting it are the real NPCs. So far I've seen it aimed at people who travel, soldiers, people who socialize, people who dance, athletes and people who go camping/hiking. They can't seem to realize that these are some of the top activities protagonists do in the vidya they go home and play every night. 90% of people who post this meme are background NPCs who walk to and from work, while not even having enough programming to form more than a forced 1 sentence response when interacted with. While the people you accuse of being scripted NPCs go out and live, you pathetically chuckle in your mind and then go home to upload it to the NPC board that is 4chan.

>>11059126
No anon, you are the retard.

>>11063320
>Democrats are the REAL racists!

>>11063083
i cry everytiem

>>11063345
So you think the Republican party has some race issues? Well you see, southern Democrats were the ones who resisted school integration! So in reality now all Democrats are the racists and all Republicans are Abe Lincoln. I am VERY intelligent.

Does this shitty board even have mods?

>>11063508
Wtf I love Democrats now.