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How do I maximize profit from this natural disasters? Anonymous Wed Sep 12 22:51:30 2018 No.11058241 [Reply] [Original]

I live in a red area and have flood insurance. How do I make sure that my home is a total loss? I don't want to have standing water in my living room and it not be considered a total loss. I want to get rid of this fucking house and move somewhere where it doesn't flood every fucking time it rains.

My house WILL flood, and I work remotely so can live anywhere in the US if I'm still least 2 hours from an airport. Ready to get the fuck out.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 12 22:52:21 2018 No.11058248 How do you short rednecks?

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 12 22:52:47 2018 No.11058252 >>11058241 its gonna be literally nothing, some light rain, screencap this

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 12 22:54:28 2018 No.11058271 >>11058252 Lol that's what my retard friends deciding to stay are saying. "Hurricane Matthew was nothing so this will be nothing hurr Durr"

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 13 00:11:05 2018 No.11058940 >>11058241 Short insurance stocks...

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 13 00:12:05 2018 No.11058947 Bust the water pipes before you leave?

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 13 00:23:53 2018 No.11059029 File: 11 KB, 255x197, 1504090855498.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11058241 That's where my boss lives in SC. Please Poseidon, make him suffer.

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 13 00:48:16 2018 No.11059217 >>11058271 >>11058252 ITT Dead swamp people

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 13 00:50:07 2018 No.11059225 File: 8 KB, 220x184, 1532815734353.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >mfw i live in sc

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 13 00:51:47 2018 No.11059231 >>11058241 buy home depot calls

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 13 00:58:21 2018 No.11059285 Do a little jizz in the breast milk and pass the DNA for more people is good money

Anonymous Thu Sep 13 01:05:49 2018 No.11059334

>>11058241
If your insurance claims bankruptsy hours before the hurricane hits land you are screwed. They will owe nothing to you. This is a common practice for small-medium sized insurance companies. If there is a chance of this happening I wouldn't try to sabotage yourself.

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 13 02:02:51 2018 No.11059635 >total loss from a cat 1 lol

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 13 03:06:31 2018 No.11060035 File: 27 KB, 326x327, 45FDF76F-36A4-4A60-9CD3-BC41A037E443.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11059029 Rolling for king triton to kill your bosses family fren

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 13 04:04:40 2018 No.11060381 >>11059285 Wat

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