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My birthday is coming up soon and it's probably going to be another lonely one but, part of me wants to hire a high end escort to have some fun.
The one I found is verified on Eros and looks legit, she is asking $700 for 90mins but, she requires references(which I don't have) or employment verification.

I really want to get laid but, I don't want to lose my job. Will I get fucked if I give her my info(Job, Full Name)?

>> No.11055409

>>11055394
>employment verification
literally what? sounds like a scam

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>>11055394
This is just really pathethic...
You're never gonna make it anon.

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>>11055409
I am guessing they want to make sure I am not a cop. ( I am an Amerifat). Here personal website and twitter look legit.

>>11055415
I know but, I just want to get laid. And I suck talking/picking up girls.

>> No.11055492

>>11055394
Good on you op for making things happen.
Let her know your workplace, she isn't going to tell them what she does - that would ruin her business.
Ask her for full girlfriend experience, take her out for dinner and get to know her before you take her back to play in the bedroom. This will increase the time she spends with you but probably won't cost much more as everyone likes a nice dinner.

>> No.11055509

>>11055394
Sounds too much info.
But yeah do that. Its fun, trust me. Even when getting laid regularly, fucking good escorts is fun as fuck

>> No.11055527

>>11055468
Oh yeah it's illegal in america lol.
Tbf I honestly don't know...but escorts here in Europe don't ask for anything and you can easily get a model for 300 euros per hour, 700$ for 90minutes seems a bit high to me

>> No.11055534

>>11055394
She'll make quite a profit off your stupid ass.
I bet you'll last one minute, then cry to her for the next 89.
If a whore needs to know your full name and job do a fucking 360 and walk away. Find a cheaper slut, get drunk, viagra, and dick her while she uncomfortably tries to not think about how disgusting you are.

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>>11055492
Thanks for advice fren. Trying to work up the courage to send info and set up a date.

>>11055527
It's probably more because of the risk of getting arrested/fined here.

>>11055534
Maybe, I don't know how long I'll last since I have nothing to base it off but, fucking a cheap whore sounds shitty for my first time even though at this point I really don't give a shit who my first time is with.

>> No.11055775

>>11055630
As long as she's not haggard, just get a girl around your age. Tell her it's your first time, have a couple drinks before and relax. During that hour she's working for you, so have some fun.