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Welp I'm at the end of my rope. My last resort was to become an English teacher in Japan, but I recently found out that having any kind of criminal record, even in my case juvenile incorrigibility, disqualifies you from the JET program. (I told my mom "fuck you" when she wanted to spank me when I was 17 so she called the police)

I don't really know what to do now. LINK had better not be just a meme

>> No.11027720

hmmm
> A child cannot be found incorrigible for disobeying illegal orders such as those that force the child to commit a crime or submit to being abused or hurt.

>> No.11027734

>>11027720
I was found guilty. State of Indiana. She stated before the court that she "did not feel safe with me in the house" so I was put into a corrections facility until I turned 18

>> No.11027739

>>11027702
woah arrested for swearing
>cousin got 1.5 year probation for taking a national flag from some building

>> No.11027824

go teach english in south korea you fucking moron. or china. why so set on japan?

>> No.11027882

also i promise you LINK is just a meme. South Korea and china hire year round. get out there already

>> No.11027895

>>11027824
I don't like Koreans and China is third-world tier

>> No.11027901

Why is everyone applying for JET a literal retard that thinks moving to animeland is going to cure his depression??

>> No.11027906

>>11027901
last chance for people like me who couldn't make it here
they will accept anyone with a bachelor's degree as long as you speak english
plus I know a little japanese from some classes I took, which isn't even required

>> No.11027920

*snap* this is going to my r/hapas folder

>> No.11027924

>>11027906
Your problems are not tied to where you are. You are still going to be miserable no matter how far you move. Stop running away and actually figure out your shit.

>> No.11027963

>>11027924
Aha, I don't think having my room and board paid for while being gainfully employed teaching English overseas is really comparable to my current situation. So I don't really follow your logic

>> No.11028026

>>11027963
You can get a job and and a place where you are now too. It's probably going to be a lot easier too. Working there would fucking suck. The hours are shit, the kids are all fucking brats and everyone is racist as shit. Do a Google search for JET stories and realize that you dodged a bullet.

>> No.11028049

>>11028026
Really that bad? I watch a lot of youtube videos of people who did it, and they all genuinely seem to believe it was a rewarding experience. Plus Japan is just so much cleaner than America, and the crime rate is nearly as bad...

>> No.11028079

>>11027734
Sorry for you anon, your mother sounds insane.

>> No.11028093

>>11027882
Your life is a meme. I can't wait to laugh at you no linkers within the next 6 months.

>> No.11028099

>>11028079
She is. She thinks she's a witch and does a lot of extreme LARPagan shit

>> No.11028101

>>11028049
Check out japan_irl on twitter. He constantly drops redpills about peoples fucked up perception of Japan.

Best of luck to you. I genuinly hope you make it someday brah.

>> No.11028112

>>11028026
>implying racism is bad
Are you a shitskin, mutt or jew?

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>>11028101
kek
thanks anon

>> No.11028144

>>11028112
I'm talking about racism against whites by the japs dipshit

>> No.11028180

Anon it sounds like you dislike where you live for various reasons.
That's fine, you should move.
Japan is not the answer now obviously.
You're worried about cleanliness, crime, etc?
Not all of America is like that anon.
I grew up in the Midwest. Lived in NYC. Spent time all over the east coast.
Most of it is awful.
I would recommend Idaho or Utah.
I recently moved to Boise. It's clean, beautiful, plentiful jobs, WHITE, and for a capital city the crime is so lowost people don't even lock their homes or vehicles.
Seriously.
move to Idaho anon.

>> No.11028192

>>11027702
post more feet

>> No.11028211

You need a Bachelors.

>> No.11028227

You can't get a teaching job in Japan without a degree anyways. What are you thinking?

Protip: get a fake degree and go teach in SEA.

>> No.11028249
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>>11028180
I have never been to Idaho. What cities do you recommend? I'm doing a road trip with some pals in less than a year, might put that on the list

>>11028192
k

>>11028211
>>11028227
I have a degree in business

>> No.11028266

>>11028180
>>11028180
Utah has a big homeless problem. Beautiful state though, I live here. The amount of mentally ill faggots flooding in from Commiefornia and Colorado though is getting rough.

Funny you mention Boise too, since that town is the #1 destination for people moving out of California. It's brought home prices up like 400% or some shit. Commies ruin everything everywhere they go, they fucked California and are spreading to the midwest with their mental illness plague.

>> No.11028296

>>11027702

actually OP JET is more competitive than you think. Lots of people get denied and they don't even have criminal records, and they have decent references. I would suggest a dispatch company, but you'll get paid peanuts. Lots of filipinos teach in Japanese schools now because of wages being that low. You make about 25k in USD per year as a public school teacher with a dispatch, and JET is like 35k. It's still shit. South Korea is automatically better because you get apartment furnished and subsidized, airline paid for, and the pay is actually better there now.

>> No.11028351

>>11027702
How would JET find out?

Im self employed / online business and have gone there twice on a 3 month visa. Id like to live there since I can run my business online but unfortunately cant find a way in so Im stuck with visa runs.

Japan has been a blast so far. I was a bit bored in my city, but in Tokyo theres tens of thousands of different restaurants, lots of sights to see, people in crazy outfits, short cute women. Japan is literally amazing and a fun country to be in.

>> No.11028352

>>11027895
You sound like a stuck up NEET piece of shit.

>life is over i can't get into a JET program so i can watch hentai all day

guess what anon youre in luck you can watch your beloved hentai in the states too.

>I have a record

LMAO. is it even considered a misdemeanor? pull up your fucking bootstraps pussy and get on with whatever you need to do to make shit happen. God damn you sensitive types blow my mind.
and you hold link? for fucks SAKE you've got everything all fucked up anon

>> No.11028382

>>11028352
pee pee poo poo eat my dick nigger

>>11028351
JET requires you to submit an FBI background check report

>> No.11028439
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>>11028249
Boise is where you would want to live, imo.
McCall, ID Stanley, ID and Coure DE alene are all fucking beautiful.
Pic related
>>11028266
Home prices haven't gone up that much and it's honestly not that bad.
I'm renting a 3br house with a fenced in yard and updated everything for $1400 a month. I'm right by downtown.

But yeah the homeless can be bad in Utah, same with Colorado. Which is why we didn't move there.
Boise is the shit.
There's a reason people are moving here.
I can go river surfing, hiking, mountain biking, kayaking, downtown for dinner, comedy shows all within 10 min drive.

>> No.11028499

>>11028439
I do love me some mountains (formerly situated in Las Vegas, NV, living right under the shadow of Frenchman's Mountain)

>> No.11028510

>>11028439
You get all that here as well. How crowded is it when you do anything outdoors up there? Is it like Utah where no matter what fucking trail or whatever it is you're doing there will always be other people on it? That's the only thing I didn't expect when I moved out here, so many weekend warriors out and about. I haven't lived here long but every time I go somewhere there is other people. Been trying to find some remote places to check out that are less accessible.

>> No.11028570

>>11028352
>getting this fucking triggered someone holds a coin you don't

>> No.11028576

>>11028570
maybe he's chinese or korean, given the post he's replying to lmao

>> No.11028590

>>11028510
Yeah if you want remote Idaho is where it's at.
Sure if you're trying to do stuff close to the city there's going to be people. Not crazy amounts though, it's not that big of a city.
But all it takes is a short drive and you can be off the fucking grid, quick.
Real wilderness.
Look up Frank Church area. It gets pretty wild out there man.

>> No.11028664

>>11028180
Really? I passed through Boise once, thought it sucked ass.

>> No.11028924

>>11028664
It is, there's a reason its so cheep, basic supply and demand.

>> No.11029001

>>11028664
Lmao I've traveled the US
There's not a better midsized city for quality of life, cleanliness, proximity to outdoors, and safety as there is in Boise.
There's other awesome cities sure, but to live in? I'm good.

>> No.11029357

>>11029001
Stop shilling your city pajeet, no one is moving there

>> No.11029625
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11029625

When we make it with link we can all move to Japan and have some 48 hours long coke fueled orgies

>> No.11029651

>>11028079
is it an illusion or are us parents often selfish/inane/negligent.

Often hearing stories of folks getting kicked out at 18 or of crazy/abusive parents. Could be selection bias obviously but still.

>> No.11029669

>>11029651
Gen Xers make for bad parents. They were the most fucked up and selfish, thanks to the benign neglect of their boomer parents.

>> No.11029703
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>>11029625
how do i buy link?

how do i mine link?

>> No.11029720

>>11029669
you sound like a total fag. and your shits all retarded too. oh and stop asking for hand outs you gay ass incel your parents can't do everything for you.

SEE this is exactly the problem with the Zoomers- they expect their parents to literally hand them their future all nicely packaged.
GONNA HAVE TO WORK FOR IT SO.YBOY

>> No.11029729

>>11029720
Yeah this looks like the kind of post I would make if I was a faggot like you lmao

>> No.11029758

>>11029729
BUT MOMMY PLEASE DONT SPANK ME FUUUUUUUUUUCK YOU !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


LMAO

>he still gets spanked at 17

jesus you must be all fucked up brah

>> No.11029789

>>11029758
Yeah I'd probably say that too, if I were a faggot like you

>> No.11029851

>>11029789
HAHAHAHAHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHAAHHAHAHAAHAHAHAAAHHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAA


++++++++++++++BREATHES+++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAA


MOMMMYYYYYYYYY NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO DONT SPANK ME IM ALMOST AN ADULT NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>> No.11029880
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>>11029851
Somewhere in your mind, I'm sure you think this is god-tier bantz
But your posts are just too dumb, and a bit gay, to take seriously

>> No.11029905

>>11029880
AND
HE WRITE
IN A
HAIKU

LIKE HES IN AN ANIME

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHHAHAAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA


OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHoHOHHoOhOhOhoHOooOOOOOOOOOOOOO


BRO YOU NEED TO GET OUTSIDE ASAP

YOUR SHITS ALL FUCKED UP

>> No.11029915
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>>11029905
pee pee poo poo nigger dick
you gay nigga

>> No.11029987

>>11029915
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA HAHAHAHAA


SOOOOOOOOOOOO AUTISTIC
JESUS HOW CAN U EVEN FUNCTION MY DUDE

>> No.11030004
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11030004

b1dSC+5z
jBTiIbY9

facebook tier sissy fight. gtfo.

>> No.11030010
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>>11030004
>b1dSC+5z
>jBTiIbY9

>> No.11030016

@11029987
Eh. It was a bit amusing, but you're gonna have to try a little harder. No more (You)'s for you until then

>> No.11030042

>>11030010

they're post id's you dumb faggot

>> No.11030055

>>11030042
thanks /u/W31cx1g+, I didn't notice that. Have an upvote

>> No.11030063

>>11030055
Checked! Redpilled and based

>> No.11030068

MOMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

YOU CNAT HIT ME ANY MORE IM GONNA BE RICH I HOLD LINK NOW MOMMY IM GONNA BE RICH YOU CANT HIT ME YOU'LL REGRET IT WHEN SINGULARITY HITS NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

OWWIE OWWIE
OWIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>> No.11030080

@11030068
*yawn*

>> No.11030260

>>11030055
kek

>> No.11030328
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>>11029703
anyone?

>> No.11030599

>>11030328
buy it on binance

>> No.11031929

>>11028382
just because your mom called the cops doesn;t mean you have a criminal record you literal autistic retard incel

fucking just kill yourself for being so stupid

>> No.11032736

>>11027702
Test

>> No.11032770

>>11030328
>Met McAfee at bitcoinsuperconference
>Talked about my pools while smoking a cig with him outside
>get invited to his house
>only plan to stay for 2 days
>day 1 mcafee finally comes out of his room (first night there were gunshots)
>smoke 4 joints with him and his navy seal, green beret, apache pilot bad ass motherfucker security team
>told me to stay and he'll put me to work
>go back home to gf and dogs and pc for games
>browse biz and share trades sometimes because I want you retards to be millionaires too one day

>> No.11032799

sorry anon. ur mom is a garbage person. a parent imho should first make sure the offspring gets to be a functional human being... not to put you on the ground and deprive u for life from career choices. i would have just beaten you if u were my kid. certainly not call the police

>> No.11032806

>>11032770
>apache pilot
pilot here, can fly fixed and rotary wing, will work for anime feet

>> No.11032832

>>11029651
The "leave home at 18 meme" is a massively boomer idea
My dad wanted to kick me out at 17 even. He was like "other kids leave home at 18" but none of my friends did.