[ 3 / biz / cgl / ck / diy / fa / ic / jp / lit / sci / vr / vt ] [ index / top / reports ] [ become a patron ] [ status ]
2023-11: Warosu is now out of extended maintenance.

/biz/ - Business & Finance


View post   

File: 56 KB, 960x451, iStock-517227608-960x451.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
11024246 No.11024246 [Reply] [Original]

what is the best investment during a economic crisis or stock market crash?

>> No.11024251

>>11024246
rope

>> No.11024262

>>11024246
Spy puts

>> No.11024272
File: 7 KB, 236x181, d0dc6c2bdfdb953a719e4d70b5fff29e--positivity-blog-so-happy.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
11024272

>>11024251
lmao so funny and original haha

>> No.11024283

>>11024246
Dogecoin

>> No.11024292

be bearish and 100x short btc and eth. Get out at 5.5k for btc though, you don't want anything risky

>> No.11024321

>>11024246
something that isn't bitcoin?

>> No.11024326

the us dollar or US treasury bonds

>> No.11024336
File: 5 KB, 211x239, 92d.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
11024336

>>11024326
>investing in currency
it's not like they can just print new money in future and are also planning to do so in the US

>> No.11024346

Stock market obviously

>> No.11024566

>>11024246
this >>11024262
or just short whatever you think is going down

>> No.11024575

>>11024336
you asked a question and I gave you the correct answer dumbass

>> No.11024814

>>11024246
>what is the best investment during a economic crisis or stock market crash?
theoretically cash

>> No.11024862

>>11024246
Alcohol, tobacco, prostitutes and a strong, thick line or cord, commonly one composed of twisted or braided strands of hemp, flax, or the like, or of wire or other material which can support a fully grown adult.

>> No.11024885

>>11024346
Unironically, littery, in all seriousness this

>> No.11024896

Gold, perhaps the volatility index if you are that ahead of the game. Gold will dip with the market initially. I suspect it will dip much less than in 2008, and moon sooner/faster this time. Everyone knows gold moons during the crash from 2008, theyll come running when it does.

>> No.11025221

>>11024246
William DeVane says it’s gold.

>> No.11025259

>>11024326
Correct. When recession hits, the FED will likely supress rates again pushing bond prices up. Also, in recession/crash most other currencies go down against the dollar so if you do not live in the US you also get a boost from currency movements (if you aren't hedged).

>> No.11025278

>>11025259
Long dated bonds will be best i.e. over 20 years, there are ETFs available for this, start averaging in

>> No.11025286

>>11025259
This next recession will mark capital flight and bank runs the likes of which the world has never seen.

>> No.11025362

>>11024246
Luxury brands were among the best cyclicals. It was pretty easy to tell which ones would endure too.

>> No.11025372

>>11024246
dirt cheap houses

>> No.11025423

>>11024246
Economic Crash.

Gold Silver Crypto

Societal Crash

Food, Water, Bullets

Armageddon

10 feet of dirt over your head and an Oxygen supply.

>> No.11026003

>>11024885
>litterly

>> No.11026551

People will think I'm joking but weirdly, its pig semen. Agricultural stuff is a hardy investment in general but pig semen seems utterly recession proof, check the charts.

>> No.11026699

>>11026551
>pig semen
link to chart cant find

>> No.11026706
File: 67 KB, 864x400, King-World-News-James-Turk-This-Is-The-Real-Reason-The-Government-Created-Fridays-Flash-Crash-In-Silver-864x400_c.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
11026706

>>11024246
Silver.

/Thread

>> No.11026720

unironically pussy. buy prostitutes.

>> No.11026736

>>11024246
Leveraged reverse etf

>> No.11026749

>>11025286
This. It's going to be scary as all fuck

>> No.11026770

>>11025259
If you think the fed will still have the power to do this you need to open your fucking eyes m8

>> No.11026854

https://finance.nine.com.au/2018/09/07/10/38/almost-one-million-aussie-households-now-in-mortgage-stress

It's already started. The answer is cheap property. Gut feeling tells me the housing bubble is set to go well before a US/China collapse happens.

>> No.11026912

>>11025372
>>11026854
This
During the 08 crash I saw homes selling for 30K in my area.
Those same homes sold for 300k+ last year.
Fuck, I didn't have the money to buy a house in 08.

>> No.11026931

>>11026770
>>11026706
kill yourself