/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>11018832
I don’t have a job jokes on u

>>11018832
Listen here, PAL. Wages keep the economy going so you better show some FUCKING RESPECT!

I am a proud member of the sacred order of NEEThood.
Monday mornings are like heaven.

Have to be out of the house by 4am tmr and commute an hour, worked 7 days this week with no end in sight

>>11018841
How about you show me where you keep your condoms so I don't knock up your gf?

>>11018832
If I'm currently in college does that make me a wagie?

>>11018832
How is anyone a NEET? Do they just live off their parents' income like privileged children?
>inb4 crypto

>>11018907
yes, because you are going to be in crippling debt for years with no real chance at getting an actual job.

>>11018832
I actually enjoy working. My work buddies are cool, i lough with them quite often. I used to be a depressed neet before i started working. One of my buddies hooked me up with my current gf. Life is actually quite ok anon. Sleep tight neet anon and good luck.

>>11018948
What if I'm going to graduate debt free thanks to crypto?

>>11018841
some wagekekery is necessary but not the way boomers or oldfags were brainwashed to think.

20 hr workweek would be ez possbile with only 15% reduction in wealth.

>>11018941

Or they were a wagie temporarily like me. I put everything I had into weedstocks back in 2014 - now I don't work and weed is gonna be legal soon.

Life is good.

>>11018986
But do you have enough to live comfortably for a few years? Then what? Or are you just going to keep trading casually and hope it satisfies your lifestyle?

I'm a Chief Technical Officer. I basically just NEET in my office doing whatever I want and check up on some other employees once in a while. $185k salary

>>11019324
mind posting a GameFAQs?

>>11018832
Based NEET poster.
Live long, bro.

>>11018832

NO NO NO

Ohhhhhh! Who lives in a dilapidated room under the basement?
NEETboy Spaghetti Pants!
Apprehensive and yearning and depressed is he!
NEETboy Spaghetti Pants!

>>11018832
AAAAAAAH I DON'T WANT TO GO TO WORK TODAY

>>11019039

Pretty much. I've put a lot of my initial gains into companies like MPX and TGIF - if those go off, I'll have enough to live comfortably for the rest of my life.

this meme is less funny than frederico

>>11019768
seething

I decided to eat mushrooms and stay up all night
in 2 hours I'm going to lift and do a distance run
then I'm going to chill in the hot tub then sauna while all the wagies get dressed up for work
I might even treat myself to a big breakfast after
neet life is good

>>11019813

I decided to eat 11 mcchickens and stay up all night
in 2 hours I'm going to play Minecraft and go downstairs for some milk and cookies
then I'm going to wash my ass in My sink (it’s been weeks and mushrooms are forming) while all the wagies get dressed up for work and make money so they can afford the things they want.

I might even treat myself to a McDonald’s big breakfast after
neet life is my only choice because I’m useless

>>11019768
Just let the poor autist post his “wagie” threads, it’s all he has in the world... Pretending to be happy about being kept like a pet by his family.

>>11018832
Daily reminder that my taxes are funding your depression meds.

>>11018948
what if i am not an americuck and dont ahve to pay for uni?

>tfw accidentally let it slip at work that I'm thinking of quitting
>probably half the office heard
Should I just kms now?

>>11018832
Stfu you dumbass paki!

>>11020168
i mentioned that im thinking about changing jobs at work to someone i thought i trusted and now everyone knows about it and lowkey despises me. great

>>11020357
Oh, that's fine. Everyone already despises me.

>>11020168
office gossip spreads like wildfire. adults, male or female it doesnt matter, are literal teenage girls when it comes to that

>>11020097
>Pretending to be happy about being kept like a pet by his family.
Definitely better being kept like a pet by strange employers, amirite wagie?

>>11020375
OOOOOOOOHHHH BTFO DAYUM NIGGA

I may be a wagie, but at least my job is literally doing nothing (night security) and just shitposting, playing vidya and drawing.

Feels good, even if I have to leave my room.

At least I am left the fuck alone for my 8 hours.

>>11020385
That is good, actually.
I wouldn't mind losing NEETdom for a job like that. You dun good.

>>11020385
this sounds good in theory, but what if something actually happens, someone actually trying to start shit with you

i'd get btfo be any right hook

>>11020400
That's when you get to larp as a cop and murder someone with no legal repercussion anon. best part of the job.

>>11020424
But what if you live in a euro country without guns

Like legit if a bunch of zoomers in masks wanted to start shit with metal pipes or something i'd be scared shitless

>>11020432
Oh. Well, hide under your desk at that point and call cops in. Or just flat out run. Worst they could do is fire you, I reckon.

>>11018941
I get paid 1000 euros a month by the government

>>11020436
I just feel like as a security guard you're expected to step in, but of course there's limits and you call the cops

i wouldn't mind sitting on my ass all night, but i'd always have the fear looming in the back of my head of some sort of confrontation

>>11020400
I live in Europe, in a first world country, the chances of something serious happening are extremely slim.

And even if, I am just supposed to call the cops and hide, not engage them like I'm an action hero.

>>11020444
I used to work as a bouncer, and it's honestly the only job where you're actually expected to step in. For most security jobs the company literally tells you to hide and call the cops.

>>11020442
only 12 months max after that you can tell how much you get then anon

>>11018949
Wage cope

>>11018832
Stop ignoring my filters. K? Thx. Bye!

>>11020168
this will usually give you leverage, management dont like losing their little wagecuck sheep because it causes dissent and it means they know have to spend time finding some other cuck to fill your boots

>>11019768

>>11018948
>paying for uni
The absolute state of mutts

>>11020385
>night security
I worked as campus safety during weekend nights when I was a uni student and I gotta say it was pretty comfy
>do a round around campus
>walking around campus making sure all the lab doors are locked
>smoking some cigs while I enjoy the silent starry night
>come back to office and shitpost on 4chan for a few hours or read some book
>go to the music room and practice some piano on Steinway concert grand
>go back to office and shitpost again before my next officer relieves me
>or I can just sleep through 80% of the shift
Although I got caught sleeping and got fired it was a chill job

>>11018832
>Welcome to /biz/ - Business & Finance: This board is for the discussion of topics related to business, economics, financial markets, securities, currencies (including cryptocurrencies), commodities, etc -- as well as topics relating to starting and running a business.

>>11018832

I want to be a NEET godammit!