/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>11010692
who is this mommy

>>11010692
I've been holding Clinuvel for about a year. You guys should check it out.

Does /smg/ dab every time they make 1 dollar?

so its starting to look like i made the right decision goin long bonds on the bell

>>11010787
Some random attention whore nomoremomjeans.blogspotcom

How long to hold a short position on CGC? The hype for legal weed is going to drive the stock back up at some point, no?

>>11011215
hold dude
it hasnt even started yet

>>11011215
You're shorting at a high risk time this close to rec sales start in Canada. Safer and potentially higher percentage play is to sit out the first big drop and short the top of the bull trap. That is my usual short strategy of inflated speculative stocks. It worked well on the dude weed earlier this year. While January was the start of a bearish reversal, there was extreme volatility before the trend change fully took over.

>>11011477
>short the bull trap
yea so right now
what do you think that low volume pump last week was?

Let's go bulls. It's OUR time now, motherfuckers.

>>11011332
>>11011477

Thanks guys. Full disclosure: I'm only trading on the investopedia simulator for now. I need to learn how all this shit works before I put my real money on the line.

> sit out the first big drop and short the top of the bull trap
You're talking about the the "return to normal" spot on pic related I'm assuming.

>>11011505
We've been on like a 7 year bullrun dumbass what do you mean "our time now".

>>11011515
yea except he didnt look at how CGC specifically bubbles.
what happens is a mad FOMO, a huge bullrun, then a massive wave of selling after it gaps up beyond what everyone thought possible. after this, latecomers will trickle in for a while and keep it aloft, but not move it too much. eventually stoned latecomers stop coming in, and selling starts to chain together. then its ogre

happened last time, and itll happen this time

>>11011132
she looks oddly...midgetey, i want to fuck her

>>11011580
once that heiken itchy memeline breaks through to the bottom, itll turn red and stay there. it flipping back and forth from green to red is a sign of distribution (ie: time to short)

>>11011492
Spastic volatility at the top isn't the bull trap. There should be a multi day plug followed by a significant bounce. Short the lower high on that bounce. I realize 'bull trap' is a pretty subjective concept but that's how i define it. Better confirmation of trend reversal and somewhat lower risk. Depends on trading style though. My approach to shorting is not the only effective way.

>>11011515
>You're talking about the the "return to normal" spot on pic related I'm assuming.

Yep.

>>11011594
except in every case w CGC, the bulltrap has been HIGHER than the "peak". you catch it from the bearish divergence (see pic).

pot is unique because absolute fucking retards (slow moving retards, at that) trade it at the very peak, which makes its distribution phase a little clunky. at best it has one more week of choppy sideways trading.

>>11011657
My concern about that is fake outs. Look at the run up on the first peak on your chart and the last one. About 75% of the way up you have a deep red candle with overbought RSI followed by a big green candle forming a lower high at that time. If you had entered short at either of those points you would have been squeezed. This is exactly what happened to fuel the final push to new ATH at those times (fake out short squeeze).

>>11011587
Me first

does anyone know how to code in "toggle switches" into pine editor?
itd be nice to be able to turn off aspects of my momentum cloud to better demonstrate things to people who arent used to looking at my insanity

>>11011700
i entered at that second peak because it was the top senpai. its not going any higher than that in near term.
im thoroughly confident in that fact

>>11011711
>im thoroughly confident in that fact

Yeah that's just different trading styles. You have a higher risk tolerance on short plays than i do.

>>11011700
for the record im not looking to short it all the way down
im looking to catch that one leg down afterwards that will go to like 40ish maybe a little lower (the rest of the market crashing next week should help too)

pot charts reflect the psychology of the faggots trading it. these are sow moving retail idiots up here, and it shows in the volume and the lot sizes being traded. theyll have their fun, itll crash out some, ill cover, then its free to do hat the fuck ever. i dont trade pot memes on news like that, just the lead up

>>11011657
>pic
That's a nice interface. What site/program are you using?

Give it to me straight boys,

Will MU make earnings?

>>11011773
its just the free version of tradingview.com

i like it cuz it lets me code my own memelines and its easy to take screencaps from muh browser

>>11011783
sure
it usually kills on ER
the question is:
"will that make more people want it?"
thats the important part

semis as a sector are viewed as cyclical
this is the end of the cycle. the next cycle will likely be selfdrivng memes becoming more common, but that could take a bit

Feel free to call me a retard for suggesting this, but could I look at people's portfolios in investing simulators to gauge my actual decisions? I'm looking at investopedias simulator and I can see the most popular buys and shorts. I understand that people will always gamble way more with imaginary money, but this could potentially be a good place to start research.

>>11010692
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>>11011937
>pic
the ultimate in data security

>>11011925
Why not look at the market cap of companies? Same thing really, but uses real data.

Options brainlet here. What's the point of buying puts with a strike price above current stock price (and vice versa for calls)?

I'm calling bullshit on Nikes sells jumping.. big media outlets putting this shit out is just trying to bring in people to buy in the last of their position before the drop

Anybody have ideas on this?

>>11012453
I'm just learning options as well but I'll give you an answer on the hopes that maybe someone with more experience can confirm or critique me.

Buying a call with a strike price higher than the current stock price (or a put with strike price lower than current stock price) allows you to pay a lower premium for that option. This is called buying an "out of the money" option.

>>11012520
>>11012453
Momentum is usually on your side when buying ITM options

>>11012517
why on earth WOULDN'T Nike being doing great?
can see a dumb money / long squeeze any drop would not be organic

>>11012517
It’s a pump and dump. SJWs and nogs are buying right now to stick it to the right. Once they run out of shekels it’ll drop.

>>11012563
>why on earth WOULDN'T Nike being doing great?
i don't see them doing better or any worse.. i see them being flat.. the stock on the other hand...

>>11012517
NKE has the best marketing team in the business and right now they're getting leftards to forget about the whole child slave labor thing

meanwhile rightards will have found something else to whine about in a week

>>11012874
i'm talking about the stock... i really don't give a shit about the company. Whats going to happen with the stock when it comes to accumulation/distribution? sure they may be buying right now but NKE doesn't even report for another couple weeks.. what is the stock going to do until then?

Once again.. I do not give a shit about Nike sales at this moment i give a shit about how NKE is going to trade until their numbers are out.

How much money would you guys say is worth it to go into dividends?

>>11012908
I think it'll rally either on Monday or right after earnings/guidance

NLST yes or no? It feels like a big pump and dump but I FOMO.

>>11012908
i think mondays gonna be kinda rough all across the board desu
but it looks like NKE is already being accumulated
definitely ready for a squeeze on the backs of dumb /pol/acks imo

>>11012989
jesus christ no
itll probably pullback to 50% of that before it does anything
why on earth would you get in now?

>>11012989
there might be a bulltrap, but be fucking QUICK
its also equally likely that some MM is gonna just step in and naked short it down to where it was tho

NKE is going to go bankrupt because of this nigger jew deal.

post all your bogs to commence the dump

How safe are municipal bonds in the event of a crash or recession? Are they more comparable to treasury or corporate in volatility?

>>11012908
Umm sweetie, Adidas owned Nike when Serena embarrassed Nike and Adidas player Osaka destroyed her.

>>11013247
>Umm sweetie
umm sweetie once again. I DO NOT CARE ABOUT THE FUCKING COMPANY!!

i only care about the price action on the stock learn to read you fucking retard

>>11013228
>How safe are municipal bonds in the event of a crash or recession? Are they more comparable to treasury or corporate in volatility?
The municipal bonds would have to be from a pretty solid area with potential future growth. I wouldn't compare them to corporate or treasure bonds at all.

http://www.latimes.com/local/lanow/la-me-ln-beaumont-corruption-20160517-snap-story.html

>>11013228
depends on what theyre holding
and no theyre much less safe than US treasuries which are the safest type of fixed income. large specs were shorting down long bonds this week to price in rate hike and load up (which they did on friday). see pic, some fag bought $450M of TLT on friday. my bet is that he was only a medium spec. the bigger guys are doing it w futures and foreign central banks are prolly buying billion dollar lots of the bonds themselves

Test

>>11013130
They know. Drop it.

>>11013130
>if you only knew how bog things really are

>>11013130
you guys know that duterte joined the board at UVXY?
should give the stockprice a lil boost

china a ded

>>11014648

I can't wait for a circuit breaker crash so I can farm TQQQ.

>>11014605
>>11014648
>>11014674
>>11014675
We have the best graphic designers and artists ITT

>>11014705

>>11014705
we just have the best everything desu
no competition on the whole board

personal favorite

Hi /smg/ where should someone who wants to learn stock trading start?

I knew friday was bad for TSLA but goddamn. lol

>>11014716
People who can't figure out how to smile well in photos really grinds my gears. Don't listen to that bullshit you grew up on that you just have to say "cheese." A good natural-looking fake smile requires squinting your eyes a bit and other factors than simply spreading your mouth like an evil grin.

>>11014687
What do you mean?

S&P looking fine. While fangs have massacred last week be cautious rushing buying the dip might not be over yet

>>11015033
Too late sucker, already expended my emergency fund on FB.

>>11014925
The original quote was from Churchill

The VP of Public Relations and Corporate Affairs (which is also a very famous internet celebrity) reused it to illustrate his motivation and vision for UXVY Inc.

UVXY earnings week?

>>11015215
Yes, their CEO has sounded very confident recently so I’m encouraged

Just a head up. UVXY is reverse splitting on September 18th.

Sell the pop this week.

>>11014648
UVXY literally throws their competition from helicopters.

well biz besides AAPL and TSLA going down, what other sure bets are habbening this week?
Also im sure silver will keep going down.
Fucking bankers manipulating the price and shieet.

DING DING DING

Futures are open!

>>11015490

CRON going down like frown, Charlie Brown. Look at the bullshit mess going on with this thing in the past couple weeks. I am much more confident in imminent sharp decline on this than I am on CGC. Maybe last dregs of fomo come in to produce a green Monday but that'll be it.

>>11015542
what does the magic 8 ball say?
>>11015586
>that end of day volume tho

>>11015604
>what does the magic 8 ball say?
literally nothing
weekend futures are just for pushing around for various entries and scalping for munnies at a time when few are trading. futures dont have much of a correlation w the following day other than open price

>>11015490
I would say BABA thanks to the whole Jack Ma leaving/not actually leaving and tariff drama

how much do most of you put in when you first start investing? like is 50-100 bucks a totally paltry amont?

>>11015840

If you're using Robinhood it doesn't matter (no trade fee). On a normal brokerage I'd start at $500 just because trade fee is going to soak up too much of your principal with anything less. By that I mean it's no good if the trade fee alone is more than 0.5% of your whole position.

neet
i didnt know you could get free lvl2 data w the demo ninja trader account
free fucking lvl2 m80s
you normally have to pay for this shit, dont you?

anyone ever tried to use this real-time? is it shit? or is it accurate
i think i could do a lot of damage w a decent lvl2 desu

>>11015840
dunno anon, i'm new to stocks, so i just threw 50 bucks in and i now have 30 bucks profit after a week, i wish i knew what i was doing

>>11015905
>you normally have to pay for this shit, dont you?

Depends on the brokerage you choose. I use my bank's and they give free level 2 as long as you make more than (i think?) fifteen trades a month.

>anyone ever tried to use this real-time? is it shit? or is it accurate
>i think i could do a lot of damage w a decent lvl2 desu

It is manipulated just as much as anything else on the stock market. Bluff bid and ask walls are constant. What is true on the order ledger one hour may be completely different the next. However, I find it invaluable for trading low volatility derivatives like warrants. Trading warrants with level 2 information available means you can essentially trade with whale strategies using only a couple grand. For example, say the warrants are trading very slow on a given day. The bid/ask spread is massive and nobody is watching it that closely. Bid is several percent below last trade price. You can buy everything on sale for that bid price, drop the trading price by whatever the spread was in the process, watch it bounce straight back up within a couple hours.

>>11015329
>>11015459
>markets crash 35% in one week
>UVXY through the roof
>impossibly high
>things flatten out
>6 month puts on UVXY to take advantage of decay
F R E E
M O N E Y

>>11015976
ya i mostly was looking at it so that i could keep an eye out for shenanigans like that desu.
wish there was a way to get this to run OTC memes tho. its REALLY nice to see who youre up against down at that level imo

>>11015976
Me use dom for S&P too, the big thing watch for are bids that not move and if big b/a are attracting or repelling price

Its ez money on bullish days when big asks attract price

>>11012517
Short nike women are trying to take over nike with sexual allegations.

>>11015741
Oh so CBS's executive stepped down, drama rama. Might be a good Put play.

>>11016018

Another thing to watch out for is consistent depth to either bid or ask side. Walls at a single price or a couple prices are not as convincing as large amount of orders across the whole list. It's possible to manipulate that as well but, in my experience, less common to see. If bid ledger, for example, has a buy wall at support but also almost as many orders at several prices right below it, I would consider that a fairly reliable sign that support level will hold. If there is just the one big buy wall and then thin orders after that, that's bearish.

>>11016097
yea i already watch out for stuff being stacked like that, but my platform only has market depth, so it misses stuff that everyone else is seeing. idk, this just seems like another useful free tool that everyone should be fucking w

btw how does one get into trading convertibles anyways?
after being on the bitch end of this enough times, i have to admit it looks profitable, and like you said, LARPing as a whale looks fun desu

totally newbie question, but how often do you struggle with selling a stock you want to sell? do you often have to wait a while? or does it happen almost immediately?

>>11016171
depends on the "volume" of the stock or rather its popularity of being bough/sold.
most stocks are sold instantly if your price them right. people bid a price for stocks to buy while others ask a certain price when they sell. if you price your sell at the bid it will sell instantly most of the time.

>>11016171
if you wanna sell immediately you can "market sell"/sell at the ask price.
if you wanna get a better price, you set a limit at your price. if the price doesnt hit your limt, it wont fill, so generally if people want their order filled they will keep their limits not too far out of the "spread" (the distance between the bid and ask).

>>11016171
lol i messed up >>11016238
market sell sells at the bid sorry im doin a bunch of shit rn

>>11016188
>>11016238
thanks!

>>11016273
also
investopedia.com is your fren m8

>>11015329
Complete retard here. Explain to me what this is about.

>>11016349
they reverse split to keep the share value high, happens like every year.

>>11016349
UVXY is the most popular S&D150 index stock right now.

penis penis penis penis vagoo !
excited for having full week !
gonna make good trades weeeeeeeeeeee

>>11016429
this means its time to make serious dosh again off of UVXY puts and not VXX anymore

this is excellent news
i hope VIX spikes after the r/s

>>11016429
Just looked at the stock price just before every split for UVXY, not all of them resulted in a spike, only like half of them did while the other half declined as usual.

Any reason why this one will be different?

>>11016521
lol
new management senpai

>>11016561
Based Mike Tyson CEO. I want to see him absolutely murder Elon Musk

>>11016561
https://www.youtube.com/watch?time_continue=76&v=21z8rO9YTKg

me atm

>>11016561
Alright, so remember, I'm a complete retard. What should I be doing if I want to profit off this? Buying shares, or buying puts

When would I cash out?

Not sure if I should pour some money into United States Steel (ticker: X). If Trump's tariffs on steel remain, it could mean major growth and profits for USS for at least the remainder of his presidency. The problem is I don't know if the dude will keep them, because others (rightfully) point out that tariffs are kind of dumb.

Thoughts?

>>11015840
I started with $500, but started with only throwing $20 or so at something here and there while I was learning.

>>11016626
UVXY is going to 5:1 reverse split, giving it a higher share price than TVIX making it more advantageous for puts
Probably

so how isnt this just free money?
risk $7 per spread to make $93?
granted i think VIX will spike a little so id prolly wait a little and do something similar on a spike, but what fucking kinds of odds are these?
this seems like cheating

>>11016767
I still don't know how to play options so I'll just probably buy up some SVXY.

Fuck.

>>11016838
options are easy
buy when implied volatility is high

>>11016886
I watched the videos on the thread header and still didn't get it. I think I'll understand it better if I read a book about it.

>>11016838
my shithead broker wont let me do debit spreads so i cant do it either, and im obviously missing something here. this is far too easy of money.
i think it has something to do w that long puts bid being 0

Any pharma short term to invest in or day trading in general?

>>11016886
lol

>>11016898
no you SELL options when IVs high
that guys fucking w you

>>11016911
buy calls when a company is going down
buy puts when a company is going up
you always do the opposite of what everyone else does
this is how you make it

>>11016930
lol thats literally the opposite of what you just said senpai
>buy calls when a company is going down
then the call IV will be lower than the put IV
youre buying because call IV is mispriced
youre long vega so you grabbed calls
and vice versa

you DONT want to buy a call when call IV is high as you can get IV crushed

>>11017007
There is no such thing has High IV
its all relative bro
like, how high is high?
you feel me?

I like milf editions

>>11017043
stahp it

>>11017052
I do not >:(

>>11017088
no one cares what you pedo's like

real men like thicc

buy oil
and silver

>tastyworks in OP
is there a reason why this was newly added?

>>11017143
Gas all fats

>>11017143
Perfect body

>>11017171
indeed

>>11017164
gas all mormons who buy prostitutes

>>11017162
WE AM BE CO/OPTED NUUUUUUUU

>>11017088
Well since your such a queer I’ll start posting screen caps from my firefighter training so you can beat off to the big burly men.
>>11017143
>>11017210
THICCCCCCCCC

>>11017210
Wow. If you have a small cock you fear a woman like this, it's why black dudes prefer thicc girls. Nothing beats the feeling of a ass like that smacking your groin when going full pelt at it

>>11017261
based texanon, as usual

>>11017284
>If you have a small cock
only comfey has to worry about that

and thicc is best because you can be extra rough and not worry about breaking her

anorexic women=her pelvis stabbing you like two dull spears with every thrust, its awful
plus thin hips means she cant produce offspring well

more cushion for the pushin' is always preferable

Setting my orders for tomorrow and I think they perfectly represent my confidence in the sector. Tight stop losses and extremely low buy orders. And this isn't even on the large LPs with their bubbly overbought status. These are small spec and weed biopharma that didn't run as hard as the big LPs. Essentially my orders are saying I don't trust any of this to hold gains or support for shit but I will buy if you gib steep discount.

>me on the left waiting to see what happens

>>11017210
>>11017287
>>11017324
You disgust me

>>11017325
yea ill prolly be selling some puts ive been collecting on the big names to latecomers who like to FOMO into short positions lol

>>11013130

>>11017400

>>11017383
good, ive seen the kinds of things that you like

>>11017400

>>11017383
Here you go comfy. Imagine that ram is his dick and he’s about to shove it in your ass.

>>11017427

>>11017438

>>11017453

>>11017466

gimme that Bernice Shapiro.

>>11017444

>>11017466
rolling

>>11017466
>>11017477
Damn, guess we are taking turns m8

>>11017466
Roll

>>11017490

Fuck that I'm going gay.

OH SHITTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT
listen to this
https://youtu.be/Sa52TWoUFCk
and this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2uKxEoQQiSQ
at the same time
ITS THE KEY

>>11017466
>>11017477
>>11017488

>>11017498

>>11017466
Bro im a dying laughing, thank you.
this image is so god damn disturbing.
also
>>11017488
>88
why god why

please Bogs, smite the market with your righteous anger

>>11017143
Fuck yeah, that body and that face...waifu indeed.

>>11017466
I NEED THAT DAISY

>>11017625
dont lie you know you want Jenna Kushner.
the only one that looks like a trap.

>>11017664
I don't think you understand, I want a hermaphrodite, not a filthy pleb trap

>>11017673
you want to suck penis, we understand

pilates day it is

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q_oD3CKjDDs

>>11017673
Is this what happens when you start to lose consistently on the market? You start to have deviant sexual desires?

>>11017737
>>11017797
It's not gay to have sex with a girl who has a vagina and a penis

>>11017812
The only penis allowed in the room when you fuck is your own. Anything else is raging homosexual tier

>>11017823
t. sexually repressed boomer
Sad!

>>11017503

AAPL TSLA CBS SLV GLD Puts tomorrow
what say you?
Also Puts on China and Canada

Who's ready for new all time highs next week. Trade war is cancelled and we're going to declare world peace.

>check /biz/ tab
>oh cool 50+ new posts what sort of interesting investing tips and tricks will I see to think about before bed
>"THICC"

>>11017875
>he still thinks you can predict the market

>>11017812
it's not gay to be in a loving relationship with another man

>>11017875
buy GALT

>>11017905
you don't have to predict the market. just listen to it and do what it tells you. for some reason this seems near impossible for most people. if it's grinding higher just hodl and forget about it. if it's crashing it's telling you to swing for the fences with everything. simple. people obsess too closely

>>11017949
>if it's grinding higher
>if it's crashing
so whaddya do when its ranging like all year

>>11017982
swing trade uvxy

>>11017982
buy in feb when it dipped. add through march and april. then sit back and wait till the next one. that's what i did/am doing anyway. if there's not strong trend that's a fine time to add regularly at a decent price. but when it begins trending clearly up stop adding.

>>11017849

>>11017982
>>11018015

of course it should go without saying that this advice is based on investing not gambling

do i buy tesla now? with elon smoking pot and stuff it seems like a no brainer

>>11018039
>he still believes there is a difference between investing and speculating
>>11018049
>believes a pot head CEO is a buy signal

>>11018022
This is my favorite meta-meme

>>11018065
weed industry is doing pretty good.

>>11018049
not the worst idea, you could cash in around 300 or wait till the Oct 30th for the next earnings which is supposed to be a big one

who's got an opinion on dropbox?

>>11018082
it's crazy how many reaction images you can get out of that one picture

>>11017324
This is too much

>>11017466
Holy fuck please give me Daisy

Asia down. Not looking good for the bulls.

Wonder when Trump is going to impose those new Chinese tariffs. Really want to see Apple get fucked.

how many of you trade options? do you prefer it to stocks?

lets say i think TSLA is likely to go down a bit more this week and not bounce
is THIS a valid play?
seems to good to be true
i get paid $440 outright
maximum loss is $66, and max gain is $120 somethin on TOP of the premium? im confus

>>11018355
I do, but only because I want to make it before I'm 60. I lost some money last week, though.

>>11018383
how did you learn to start trading them?

Hey /smg/ I'm looking to get my monthly dividend income up to around 1500, maybe 2k. What do I buy and how much? I'm sitting at only $100/month right now.

>>11018360
spreads are funky, gotta try em out on think or swim this week, waiting for earnings to try properly.
so your prob of success is 63%?

>>11017466
Roll

>>11018411
idk ive never done ICs before desu

>>11018391
OP, experience, investopedia. Just read everything. I never said I was good at it.
>>11018392
Well, currently I can't think of any dividend better than ford, as long as they don't go out of business. But I don't really keep up on dividend stocks.

>>11018310
>mfw EEM puts

>>11018422
yeah thats where im at in my options learning adventure, spreads. selling options is intimidating for me. i get the charting now on the p/l diagram so i just need to test some different kids out.

>>11018433
this is what id do if i had a gorillion dolars in margins
id get paid $650 to take and excessively large synthetic short position on TSLA because dudeweed

>>11018433
what broker?
schwab nigged my margins and wont let me take fucking debit spreads w out them for some godforsaken reason

>>11017466
I would post this directly to /pol/ but I already have a warning from that board desu

>>11018458
idk im short biased against tsla now because musk didnt get the stock to 410 and i lost some money on a long shot option call. fucker.
im sure tsla is not going up tomorrow, but it will recover a bit.
aapl i think is another good put for next week.

>>11018512
i think totally the opposite
AAPL will rebound just fine and TSLA is unironically going down forever

So what would happen if i invested in a 3x leveraged reverse etf right before the stock market crashed?

>>11018550
Your robinhood account graph would look like the opposite of my USLV investment for the year, kek

as far as i can tell this would only take $7500 of margins to do and all you have to do is flatten the position before friday close and you get to scalp TSLA w the force of $26k. oh and you get paid $20k to take the trade

>>11018569
oh wait nvm that would cost like a gorillion dollars nvm

>>11018581
Never forget the 6 gorillion anon

>>11018588
checked

also
sure am glad i didnt listen to the gold bugs ever in my life
gold is crashing once again
git fucked gold faggots i told ya so

also oil is still looking like a short imo
and fuck might as well short the S&P too while were at it
MOAR dollar spikes

>>11018603
adding to this
LONG BONDS

Anyone have any good option plays this week?

Tfw no twink findom master with big feet to take my money for his crypto and stock investments

>>11018683
you talking like long options or what?

>>11018683
Short Tesla

>>11018550

You'd be a rich man if the market went back to 2012 or 2009 levels.

>>11018683
how about this
ATM calls on TLT
hedge either w TMV, or with calls on index of your choice when appropriate

imma prolly do this:
i expect volatility and more drops in the indexes, so im long bonds all week. then ill do knife catches on IWM w ITM calls. indexes and long bonds usually inverse each other, so it should stay roughly hedged. not to mention the bonds dropped WITH the market last week, so theyre in a good spot to be bought up imo

/ES failing to even hit its first resistance point. break down below pivot imminent.
this is gonna be a fun monday guys

I think long term EA is going to tank some more, maybe even today.
Company is censoring the word NAZI from a ww2 game, yes you heard that right.

>>11018708
comfy is wrong on every option

go long

>>11018802
thats not all they censored lol

but free contraversy from sensorship may end up being free publicity

because EA should have died out years ago

goddamn, im gonna quit long options forever, only sell spreads and shieeet, and just trade futures
this is a way better set up

>>11018859
eh its alright
he can keep shilling the bankruptcy puts and all keep flipping em on high vega days

im ready to get #rekt tomorrow at open

Bruh, look at this dude... woahohoho wait till you see the... WOAHhohoho oh no no no no....

>>11019123
>Believe in something. Even if it means sacrificing everything

>>11019188
>big5guy

>>11018360
you're ITM for one of your legs, which would get exercised at close. you're calls should be above strike, puts below strike

>>11019240
When I initially saw this thumbnail I assumed it was two guys fucking, without any thought I clicked it over other images.

>mfw might be gay

>>11019318
dont worry, there are plenty of guys here who would love a new boyfriend

if you wear womens clothes you can get married to comfey

>>11019318
fag

>>11019377

>>11019297
yea its gonna be in that range EoW watch

bampalamp

>>11010692
bump for heavy brap

Futures green as fuck! We back

>>11020409

bull day until trump pulls the rug?

I have apple and telsa puts this week, shit better not JUST me. Praise Emperor Trump for some “good” news

Are there any public companies that just exist to collect royalties?

>>11020993
INVA maybe

Holy fucking shit.

EUROKEKS STOP SELLING CRON FOR FUCK SAKE I FUCK YOUR MOMS IN THE ASS YOU FAGGOTS

BITCH ASS NIGGER LOVERS WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU ALL

I'm shorting apple, let's see what happens wednesday.

FUCKING REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Based, thank you for buying CRON.

Think I might buy some NLST. Am I crazy or WAT?

here we go again ,eurocucks selling.

faggots

Rate my normie-folio.
I still need to figure out the percentages.
Yes, I'm still bullish on TSLA.

What high risk, non-normie stock can I get to hedge this boomer folio?

all these fake and gay dips. this is actually giving me a lot of confidence to just ignore them and ride everything up since they keep happening and then are powered through like they never existed. comfy stacking cash for the big one, which when it happens, nobody will have to ask if it's fake or gay, and I will buy

>>11021476
I like how everyone keeps telling you every day that these stocks are overbought and are condemned to crash very soon.

Yet AMD for instance keeps growing up every day, even though we had temporary dips.

AMD @$15= overbought
AMD @$17= overbought
AMD @$19= overbought
AMD @$23= overbought
AMD @$16= overbought

And today it's $28.06

>>11021247
It will dip under .40 by noon. $1 by Friday. Source: my ass

Might buy back my MU 46.5 call I wrote, sell out of MU sometime this week, and get back on the LTBR boat.

>TSLA up in premarket
Who buys this garbage? Looks like operation Funds2Baggies continues on schedule.

>>11021623
While big money was dumping the stock. Zoomers were buying it up because "dude weed"

>>11021623
>1000 EOY

We reach 12.41 and apparently some silly fucks decide to sell again.

What the fuck, I mean why the need to sell a successful stock when it's obvious there are a lot of people pushing the price up...

>>11021642
This image perfectly describes my young brother in law. To a T, he looks exactly like that.
And he’s a massive zoomer.

>>11021453
X is a garbage company, buy NUE if you're bullish on the sector for macro reasons

High risk non-normie? Sounds like biotech. SGMO maybe?

Long TLT?

>>11021706
>falling for the dude weed meme

>>11021765
I don't buy onto weed I buy onto momentum, all I know is this stock will keep going up.

>that tesla
Normally I'd get puts but this is Tesla were talking about

Plan 4 2 day
Slightly bearish

Guys, sell MNKD and NLST?
What about tgtx, itll go up in a few weeks, r-right?

Bulls are back
and were Angry

There's some shady shit going on with CRON's price action on Interactive Brokers. I'm not touching that shit today.

>>11021931
AHHHH ! YOU NO DEAD !
so happy T_T !!

>>11021857
Bullshit pre market, trying to trap some idiots

>>11021954
Not when theres FNGU on the table

>>11018683
puts on weed stocks they are up too fast and too soon.

Happy fucking New Year!

>>11021980
Kike

first for Thymming your chicken properly

>TSLA
Who here is getting short term JUSTed?

Why :'(

I got 4k to throw at a stock in an all or nothing gamble. What should I choose?

>>11022039
HMNY

>>11022018
Best time to buy

>BLK

>>11022018
i bought at 350. kill me.

>>11022039
clxt

>>11022039
LCI

>>11022039
Tesla puts, wait for a peak

>>11022039
VSTM has a catalyst coming up on October 5th

>>11022060
It's really sad what has happened to you after your girlfriend left you. She clearly was the only thing that held you together.

>>11022061
>>11022048
I'm going long off a $263ish buy. Hope you guys are wrong

>>11022039
Buy DB

The /dogsofdow/ have awaken...pamp everything

>>11022098
??? my life has been great.. not sure what you are talking about

Who else thinks AAPL will go to 250 by end of year?
iPhone announcement changes are only temporary. And historically it’s a mixed bag on where the price goes after these events.

>>11022061
TSLA can easily go red this morning

>>11022061
You could have made 150 a put if you bought when I posted the puts pic

>>11022060
I’m long LCI. Going to be good. Sub 5 here.

>>11022126
>my life has been great
No it hasn't big5. You slipped into degeneracy. You need to get back with your girlfriend. Just call her and apologize, and tell her you were in the wrong. You are starting to resemble baggie these days.

>>11022133
350 a put

>>11022153
you are a moron.

>>11022138
>Sub 5 here.
nice, my avg is 9.15 was thinking of buying more if it gets close to 5 again

>>11018425

F is in a bear market and the dividend is suspected to drop soon.

>>11022172
would have been fine if they kept building cars instead of eliminating half their lineup.

>>11022153
>starting to resemble baggie
His life must be great. I'm not sure what you mean by that.

Stop selling your Tech and Fang please

>>11022192
At least you are on your way to getting your own cooking show

>>11022170
The risk/reward setup is incredibly strong now.

How do we short Sweden?

>>11022225
needs more Thyme

>>11022192
BagholderExtreme, whats on the Grill today?

>>11022221
>he bought.....tank it

>>11022247
80 proof soup

>>11022258
What upper are you going to be using as the main course?

>Amazon price target lifted to $2,300 as Wells Fargo forecasts it will become the top U.S. apparel seller

BUY

Bought AMAT 39, better not be a meme

In on the MU dip it will go up on A.I. demand.

Damn that bull fake out in the morning futures. THEY are sneaky.

>>11022341
NEw?
>>11022341
NEW