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op, pretend you are a highly intelligent alien, and you've been put into a simulation as a worthless loser. be the highly intelligent alien and do what it would do to achieve ultimate power and win the simulation

>>11016992
>no rent
>no leech
Hit the gym, read books, save, and invest.

>>11016992

>>11016992
How the fuck do you let yourself get so fucked

What did you spend your 20's doing?

>>11016992
dont worry fren I'm in the same boat but only 28

>>11017072
>What did you spend your 20's doing?
NEET and videogames

>>11016992

>>11016992
Pick up a book. 12 rules for life is a good one. Commit yourself to some aims (something achievable). Go out for walks in the park to format your plans.

Go to church. I’m catholic so I’m bias... but any will do so long as they’re not evangelical.

Good luck fren

>>11016992
You need to take a car battery to your life and jump start it. Move overseas and get a job somewhere beautiful. Go to the gym regularly. Stop fapping. Forget everyone you’ve ever known (except for close family), and figuratively kill yourself to be reborn anew, like a phoenix rising from the ashes.

Remember anon, it is never too late to become what you could’ve been!

You could try wage cucking part-time to start.

>>11017091
I've also been NEET all my adult life but I can't fucking spend a single day rotting, I always code/go out/lift etc because if not I feel legit suicidal and that my life is dripping away.

I'm fucking mindblown that a grown man can just be neet and be perfectly mentally comfortable with doing nothing all day.

Tell.me OP how often do you fap? You must have fucking fapped your entire life force out of you to turn yourself into such a low drive worm

Holy shit this is depressing. Im out

>>11017245
I fap once a week

Op can you give a breakdown of what a typical day for you looks like

>started crypto as soon as I hit 18, bought BTC when it was at $5000 and soon crashed to $3000 because china FUD
>Just finished college and decided not to go uni so NEET
>Started a warehouse job and wanted to kill myself everyday I went there, back hurts, leg hurts, eyes tired, mental strain, cold
>Left that job and became a NEET after working 4 days there
>Didn't sell at $19k and still holding
>19 now and I'm only x3 up and 1 year 1 month in crypto
>still a NEET
I'm still waiting for the next bullrun, if it ever comes...

>>11017329

>wake up around 10
>lay in bed depressed for hours, usually until 1 or when I can’t hold my piss any longer
>sit in room on Internet all day
>ponder suicide
>drink
>go to bed around 3 am

Once a month I’ll leave to go to the store but it’s always late at night to avoid people

I'm 23, is this really my future?

>>11017631

There’s still hope for you hurry tho

>>11017070
Top kek

>Dragon dildo

With all this free time why don't you study/learn a skill? You can learn almost anything you could ever want to learn for free online and then use those skills to freelance on Upwork.

>>11016992
Step 1, you should not ask for advice on 4chan. People here will just abuse you and call you a loser. Hope you find your way

>>11016992
you have a job, anon?

>>11017631
heh heh heh you'll see
it'll be different for you probably because you're special and unique

>>11017070
how did you?

wtf is this augmented reality

>>11017461
Go link all in

Your welcome

>>11017820

I did 5 years ago, a really good one, but lost it due to a mental breakdown

>>11017070
delete this

>>11017616
this except i now wake up at 4pm and go to sleep at 8am
kill me please

>>11017070
Stfu you don't know me.

>>11017070
Can you see the future anon?

>27
>live alone
>dream job
>perfect gf
>lots of money saved

And to think 3 years ago I was a depressed incel NEET living with parents lmao

>>11017070

>>11018020
Nice blog posting

>>11017070

>>11017070
why have you done this stop it

>>11017461
kek, Poetlel.

>>11017070
H-haha! N-nice one senpai!

>>11017070
i like this version of ultimate life

>>11016992
nofap helped me alot. i was in the same situation. but now i feel totally different even tho pretty much in the same situation except the feels are different.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xtuIjcga7E4
give it a try, what you got to lose?

>>11017070
Stop.

>>11017729
What skill and where do I learn it, please?

>>11016992
OP become homeless. Light a fire up your ass. Youll be fine.

>>11017070
>Chart is only half right

Phew

>>11018690
i-is this how white people talk to each other? so fucking awkward

OP while you were wasting your 20s playing video games, people like me were investing in stocks and crypto. Now we're rich. But it's not too late. You still have about 40 years before you have to retire. You can make up your mistake now if you put your nose to the grindstone and actually think about your future by saving for it.

>>11017022
This is my go to process as well

>>11017134
I desperately want to do this but I'm married and being married makes this essentially impossible. Advice???

>>11017070
100 days until I'm 31
Should I jump in front of that car for my birthday?

>>11019220
no thats just a youtube channel, theres plenty of other youtube channels with varrying styles of talking to each other if your into researching socialism im sure you can find the information out there. we live in a generation that documents their lives publically. feel free to see how white ppl talk to each other in different contexts if your so inclined.

>>11016992
How can you be broke? Just work and save all your money

>>11016992
Sure there is. Its called a "job".

>>11017070
DELETE THIS

I'm in the same boat anon, but I think allot of things in life are overrated. come to terms with the neet life fren, but there is still hope and we just might make it.

>saw how unhappy neets were from an early age
>started caring about my health, social standing and financial stability
>very happy with life, work and social life

OP as someone in a similar situation I cannot exactly give you much hope or any specific piece of advice, but maybe consider that the only way to get forward is just fight through it. No other way. Yeah it'll suck more than it sucks for everybody else, but you're stuck, we're stuck.

For instance I have skills that are supposedly "well paid" in a shitty town a friend has moved into several years ago. He claims people would pay for stupid shit. Because honestly, those "skills" are stupid shit. I have never taken more than 10 bucks for any work like that and he's telling me that people pay 200 for it. I'm sick of hearing that shit, but it's my fucking fault. I don't know how to ask for help. I don't know how to tell a person to pay up. The only money I ever earned by doing so was by selling stuff around the house. I spent many moons trying to help a few friends by teaching them stuff but I never considered taking a penny from them. Cause if I can learn it and teach it, it means it's worthless. But then if it's worthless, why are there so many god damned teachers? I feel like an idiot. I just can't approach people. Anything that involves talking to people I haven't spent a few weeks with seems more difficult than it probably is. Physically I'm absolutely terrible: shitty teeth, shitty skin and skinnyfat. Latter can be fixed. The shitty skin can't be just "fixed". Teeth are a matter of money I don't have and a hard lesson. That one I can't even justify it with drugs.

And then of course I look around these boards and some of my skills seem absolutely worthless. All these older men and women telling me how great I am. All the youth looking at me and thinking I'm too dumb to breathe. I tend to think that's more like it.

And I had that moment, about 4 years straight of trying to improve myself. I got to the point where I was almost liking people and being liked by people. I ran away from these people. All that is gone. One person. It took one fucking person.

>>11016992
Go into the woods and live in a tent for a week.

>>11017245
You talk a lot of shit for a person in the exact same situation lmao

>>11017070
im a 33 year old boomer and this hurts

>>11017070

mylife.jpg

>>11020063
Either take her with you or divorce her. Are you happy in your marriage? Do you have kids? You can do it but you’ll have to take them with you and support them

>>11017070

You forgot balding at 24

>>11017022
this is actually pretty effin motivating

>33
>no car
>no gf
>no pets
>dont drink
>small apt in the city
>$300k saved
>leaving the matrix at 35

>>11021304
>300k saved
>can get 2 mortgages for 100k and passive income from condos for 1.2k and 1.4k from stocks per month.

>>11021524
Your sentence is so annoying cause it makes no fucking sense. Read it again and tell me you understand shit faggot.
And 300k might be nothing depending where he lives. Maybe 300k can buy a neighborhood where you are but in other places it might buy a 1 by 1 shack.

>>11016992
got skills?
if not, skill up
youtube is waiting to teach you

also just having money/cryptomoon wont exactly fix your situation

dont worry, rock bottom is the best foundation to build a strong house

>>11021635
you mean location is everything and this board doesn't know shit about anything?!

>>11020636

>be thot
>see ugly creep from hs trying to be social
>be nice because I into karma now
>invite him out tell fuckbuddies to include him
>he sperges out declares love
>I run home
>haven't seen him since

>>11017091
>same boat but only 28
same anon
whats our /gameplan/?

>>11016992
clean your room

>>11017022
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-1sbT4akXPg

>>11020230
you mean wagecucking AKA being a slave to your corporate overlords

>>11016992
thanks for making me feel better about myself OP

>>11017616
do you live on welfare? If so, what country are you in?

>>11017070
>mfw getting a union letter about the benefits of automation and how getting replaced by Ai is a good thing.
>Union leader literally saying "its great you can now work less, Ai will take over. Spend some time with your loved ones"

So what are all these liberated high skilled people going to do when google bot takes over? When they have no income, no career, no use.

>>11017245
I'm not sure what fapping has to do with losing drive. I fap maybe 4 to 10 times a day. Still hold down a good job. No gf though but don't want one because it'll get in the way of fap time

>>11016992
find a job

>>11017070

Why do these posts always pop up? And always 1 post by this id.

Always a way fren...