/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>11016949
dont do it bro. if you kys you will never truly make it

>>11016949
Do the oposite of what you have done until now.

get a job and go to community college

>>11016965
Why

>>11016949
I only have 800 in the bank and have never considered suicide. If you are considering ending it, it's probably not money related, maybe you should seek help instead of giving in to what could be treated.

Wire me your 125K before you off yourself you pussy

>>11016982
end your life in good way anon, dont do it if there is still chance you might turn things around

>>11016949

gotta ask, why did you drop out of college?

>>11016982
If nothing else, you have the chance to witness the historic collapse of society that will take place during our lifetimes.

Besides that, there are lots of intrinsic things to live for, like learning, lifting, having a pet etc.

It's too early to make the decision to end your life.

>>11016984
Good point i guess. I hate myself unironically

125k in bank is more than most 30 year olds who are broke and in debt you massive pussy faggot. Get a job and move out dummy

>>11017005
Smoked pot everday. Literally high all day. >>11017009
Honestly all i want is a gf, ive never had one but im not a virgin

>>11017013
Do you hate yourself enough to part with that cash?

>>11016949
you should give the 125k to a good cause b4 ending it, otherwise big banks will take everything.

>>11016949
Just go to places and buy people things. Go to a bar and buy a round, unless its like retardedly busy and it'll cost you 5K lmao, see if people want to hang out with you and see if some girl wants to give you head or even kitty for a good payday and then move on from there. Maybe head to Vegas and see some shows then North Nevada has brothels. Go to Oregon and get some weed and take that shit to Crater Lake and commune with nature.

>>11017020
uh, no its not.

>>11016949
at least you have money. Im the same expect i only have 10k and no car

>>11017009
>Witness historic collapse of society

That is the only thing keeping me alive a this point

>>11017026
i just played dota 2

>>11017026
girls are overrated...i've had plenty and they're more trouble than they're worth

>>11016949
Yeah just give me the cash since you're too much of a loser to spend it

>>11017026
Bro look at all the married blokes and tell me how many are happy? I know it's boomer tier advice but having hobbies is also critical, especially ones with clear links between your input and the result. I think your issue is inertia more than anything, and fixing that begins with starting small.

>>11016949
>125K in bank
alright nigger
listen to me
i need you to buy yourself a 10k used sailboat. Pay for 1-3 sailing lessons, so you dont killyourself (accidentally) while sailing.
And i want you to solo-sail the world.
There is no sense in killing yourself, that wouldnt be fun, if you are gunna die do it 300 miles of the coast of any piece of land, in solitude and at peace with things and the world.
You have enough money in the bank to supply yourself with food and boat repairs if they ever come up.
If i was you, this is what id do. You have, unironically, failed at normie life. But thats ok, many of us have, but you dont need that to live.
Escape on a 30 foot sailboat to some bizarre worlds on the otherside of earth.
Godspeed

>>11016949
>32
>college dropout
>only 1 friend I haven't seen in a year
>live on my own
>60k in bank
>no self confidence
>haven't had sex in 1.5 years

your life is actually better than mine I'd say, at the very least you have more money.

>>11017270
gunna post this here as well for its relevance
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ibP5IQxId34&t=4044s

>>11016984

How do you sleep at night

>>11016949
friends don't matter
family does, start talking to your family because isolation is not cool
start doing some sports and you will have plenty of friends
start going to the gym, you will get plenty of attention
spend some of that fortune on nice clothes, you will become more sociable in no time
I believe in you OP

>>11016949
125K in the bank at 30yo is actually really fucking good. More than 40% of American are living paycheck to paycheck. Most people under the age of 35 have less than 2K saved up. Stop being a fucking pussy.

>>11016949
im just like you. except i didn't dropout

Thanks frens i think i have a mental disease

>>11016984
I have $34 in the bank and basically live paycheck to paycheck, but still manage to have about 2200 dollars in my 401k and roughly 900 dollars in investments. The 2200 is after 2 years and the 900 is after 7 months.

I have never thought about suicide and I'm poor as fuck.

>>11017385

How old are you?

>>11017368
Same. Except I don't have the money lmao.
About 10k, no car, but finished with school and now have a job.
I'll be ok eventually.

>>11017405
26

I didn't apply myself in college as much as I should have and especially regret not getting contacts in my degree field for a profession after graduation.

I found another career path that is pretty lucrative so long as I gain experience, and I enjoy it so that helps.

I'm 44k in debt not including credit cards which I usually pay off in full at the end of each month.

>>11017063

Throw yourself into this then. It's gonna be a blast (literally).

Is it gonna be unemployment from AI that starts the collapse?

Maybe mass immigration destabilises Europe leading to civil war.

What if the SJW narrative fully infects governments, leading to a police state nightmare where thought crimes get people locked up for life.

My money is on AI becoming powerful too fast. Governments won't understand it, or be able to regulate it, and before we know it the AI's are out of our control.

Either way, offing yourself now is gonna deprive you of a real fireworks show. Quite crazy really that we have a chance to witness humanity go extinct. Heck it was a miracle that 80 years ago we avoided a nuclear apocalypse.

>>11017464

How do you sleep at night?

>>11017464
Give me your money you fruit. You don't know how to enjoy life and suck as a person. The world is better off without you and your money is better off with me.

>>11017468
Hmm. Maybe I should only slowly pay off my student debt.

>>11016949
>Go in Europe
>Buy 2 houses at 50k one (Germany suburb)
>Rent one
>Done

Don't OP. I'm in the same situation except I have nothing on the bank waiting for me. I can't even pay a 200€ debt I have. I have considered ending it but come on, at least you do have a bit of money to fix that.

I honestly can't image myself living past 5 more years. I hardly even feel alive anymore, everyday that passes feels more and more like I'm in a dream and nothing seems real.

>>11016949
>30 y.o
Good, you are an adult with a fully developed brain
>college dropout
It happens, don't obsess.
>literally no friends, 0
Sucks, but its solvable.
>lives at home
You have a home. Congratulations. You probably have the misfortune of living in the first world, amirite?
>only 125k in bank
This was how I figured out that your post was gay larp. 125k is enough to do a lot with. Real estate investing or going to school are obvious choices.
>zero self confidence
Doesn't matter, self-confidence is a meme.
>Im seriously considering ending it. What should i do?
Definitely do it, but not on the grounds of actually having any serious misfortune, but because your post was fabricated and homosexual.

>>11016965
>Imagine not yet realizing that dying is "making it"..

>>11016949
You have no problems

There are no non-financial problems that money can't solve

>>11016949
go all in on LINK and be a billionaire in 3-5 years

>>11016949
we could help each other.
you send me a couple thousand dollars and i leverage them.

if i succeed, we travel the world together.
i get to live my dream.
you dont feel lonely and lose virginity to a foreign girl.

>>11016949


>only 125k in the bank.

how about you buy a ticket to tijuana. rent a hotel for a week.

get fucking wasted with cocaine and weed. fuck hot hookers for the week.

get a blast out of life and then fly home.

simple as that. dont be a faggot.

you guys will kill yourselves over anything

>>11016949
Go and listen to Jordan Peterson on YouTube.

Learn to communicate by taking baby steps.

>>11016949
i will show you my vagina if you give me your money before you kill yourself

>>11016949
>only 125k in bank
is this supposed to be abnormal? guarantee that's far more than the avg 30 year old has, even those with a full time career

>>11018018
show vagene pls

>>11017482
With the knowledge that once I get enough experience in another year or two I can get paid double what I make now and triple within a few years after that, enabling me to live very comfortably since I am pretty low-maintenance despite some vices.

>>11017521
Damn, /biz/ really is capitalism incarnate isn't it? Not that I'm complaining.

>>11016949
undergrad was easy mode ahhh I miss my 20s
life only gets worse after
you can't finish college you should end it for real. you're done. do it today

>>11016949
>>only 125k in bank
if this is true, you're doing fine fuckin trust me. also go to the gym and get physical stronger that helps with confidence. im sure you have someone you can contact to hang out if not goin back to school wouldn't be bad i guess. best of luck op.

Dude put 25k into HOT and 25k into LINK and your golden in a year

>>11016949

Can I have the 125k?

OP, send me a email.

No joke, I'm favelanon, gotta help you for sure.

>>11017044
Uh yes it is.

>>11017079
what he said. I am married and had no second for 2 years now.

>>11018226
>golden in a year
fucking lol
cryptos literally, unironically dead you retard

>>11016949
Shouldn't be in the bank goyim... Should be in a retirement account

>>11016949
>125k in bank
Nice larp/humble brag. Maybe 1 in 20 people your age have that much cash in the bank, and I doubt any of them have enough time to feel sorry for themselves like you do, fucking liar.

>only 125k in bank
>only

19
literally $1 usd right not and $30 on forex market but dunno what to do

My god all these serious replies here have made me lose all faith in you guys. I knew most of you were larpers, and the only people who post proof of their "wealth" literally have <10k in their portfolio, usually around 2-3k on average, but I didn't know most of you were stupid and gullible, too.

>>11016949
depression is a result of dopamine deficiency

if you are inactive and not focused on any task, you will inevitably get depressed

literally start a business or invest your money, it will release dopamine as you watch your portfolio and reduce your depression

>25 and only 65k in the bank

who else /failure/ here

>29years old
>fell for ethereum ponzi
>accidentally made it
>NEET
>still live with parents
>shitposting all day
>masturbate all day
>eat sweets and masturbate
>always high or drunk and masturbate
>no friends
>no gf and untouched kissless virgin
>suicidal every day feeling like going crazy
>very paranoid and trsut nobody

>>11019175
YHBT

>>11019171
Get a fucking job. You are im the appropriate position to wagekek. You are a level 3 noob killing goblins in lumby. The people that are mase fun of are the ones making 50k+ per year, blowing it all, and still working themselves to death at a job they hate.

You are suffering from depression, caused by a severe lack of self esteem OP.

I suggest you read The six pillars of self esteem by Nathaniel Branden. That book fucking saved me. Don't kill yourself OP. Another book I recommend is Man's search for meaning, people in concentration camps didn't commit suicide although they had way more reasons to do it than you.

>>11019405
Concentration camps aren’t real

take your 125k, 23k buy a brand new honda, shit is ok enough to make girls like you

take 100k down payment on home or duplex somthing with rooms, rent, pay off house with rent money use left over to buy assets, buy fucking silver gold and more property. use credit, you have capital to make capital, renting provides tax free loot, rent to the point of not working, get house, get year old retard girlfreind who just needs place to stay, stick to stupid latina. they are just happy to get a house. get your dick sucked and just watch renters. wala use dividends to buy more assets or pussy, this is donald trump

>>11019223
change nutrition and youll stop acting like a degenerate.

>>11016980
This tho

>>11016949
i can fix you but i charge $25k and 3 months of your time.

I'm 25 and I have $1,000 in the bank

>>11019608
belive it or not thats enough to do shit with,

>>11019613
like?

>>11019615
get a credit card.

>>11019419
They were; the degree of the severity of the loss of life is what's debatable about them.

>>11016949
Put 30k usd into chainlink and give yourself hope. Then go get some professional help

>>11017889
where is the link to read why?

i live in a 3rd s***hole country dont have 5k my parents are old and still working, so do your best anon, i wish i could have your money, with your money i could buy a house (a good one) for my parents and invest on treasury funds the remaining. You're like that because your life never made you get out of the comfort zone, idk what is comfort zone where i live

Post ways to end your life without triggering people into believing you were suicidal. I get this am one feels.

>>11017571

This is a correct response to the faggotry on display in OP.

>>11016949
Why don't you spend some time in the east with monks? They're known for emotional balance, might do you some good.

>>11016949

>>11016949
bro move to miami and help me start this jewelry business.

I have equipment and knowledge, just no money left for gold, diamonds, and shop.

you would need:
6K for a nice storefront in the art district ( first, last, sec), you can even make a room to sleep out of for first couple of months.

10K for a few ounces of gold
5K for diamonds

Still leaves you with 100K in bank

I'll teach you everything I know.

Miami is flooded with beautiful women of all races and they are shallow so their eyes will lit up when you tell them youre a jeweler. Lets do this im serious.

lmk, cclv@protonmail.com

>>11022719
>miami
This is a trap, South Florida is awful and everyone here is crazy

>>11016949
>lives at home
no shit

>>11016949
>only 125k in bank
piss of you humblebrag cunt!

>>11022719

>come start a business a guy who "has no money left"

>>11022719
lol fucking spic nigger