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11014836 No.11014836 [Reply] [Original]

you have 2 weeks left to accumulate /biz/

-Jonpi

>> No.11014865

Screencapped. Will kms in 2 weeks if nothing happens.

>> No.11014901

Close your eyes, try to clear any thoughts you are having
Take long, slow, deep breathes and put all your focus and attention onto your breathing
iiiiiiiinnnn.................... ooooooooooooouuuut

good. Do this for a few minutes, then -
VISUALIZE yourself becoming rich through your LINK investment
ANTICIPATE the things you will buy with your new found abundance of wealth
IMAGINE as though it is all happening now in the present moment, for the present moment is all that truly exists
MOST IMPORTANTLY
FEEL the way you will FEEL when that moment comes and you make it!
FEELING THE EMOTION IS MORE IMPORTANT THAN JUST VISUALIZING THE IMAGES!

Now open your eyes, look in a mirror, and recite these affirmations (use/add your own that is relevant to the reality you want to create once you make it)
I AM RICH
I AM WEALTHY
I AM A MILLIONAIRE
LINK HAS GIVEN ME INFINITE ABUNDANCE
It's important to do this when you wake up and before you go to bed, but do it as often as possible. Also hold the image and idea of us making it and LINK being worth $1,000 or more in your mind as you fall to sleep.

WHEN WE DO THIS COLLECTIVELY MY LINK BROTHERS, THE UNIVERSE WILL SEE TO IT THAT CERTAIN EVENTS, PEOPLE AND CIRCUMSTANCES WILL ALIGN AND BE ATTRACTED TO US - THAT WILL ALLOW OUR DESIRE TO MANIFEST INTO REALITY!
I love you all

>> No.11014948

>>11014836
why did you change the colour of the cube you twat? and whats with the faces? otherwise nice aesthetics in this one

>> No.11014963

>>11014948
it's jonpi

>> No.11015019

>its another delphi larp episode

>> No.11015044

>>11015019
delphi is the enemy of jonpi

>> No.11015048

>>11014836
Stupid fucking thread but can someone please hook me up with the original version of that absolute meme masterpiece

>> No.11015069

>>11015048
that is the original

>> No.11015105
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PUNCH OUT AND GET READY GLORY TO JONIPI

>> No.11015134

>>11015069
Fuck yourself.

>> No.11015167

holy shit is that - what is it? 'jonpi'? LOL cool

>> No.11015261

>>11014836
Don't we have less than 2 weeks? Won't they announce the date beforehand?

>> No.11015309
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>>11015044
I heard Jonpi is actually a part of a sleeper cell group called The Magistrate(s).

>> No.11015343

Will literally unironically and irrevocably kms in 2 weeks if nothing happens

>> No.11015352
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11015352

>>11015343
>moons immediately after

>> No.11015353
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>>11015048

>> No.11015363

>>11015309
soon jonpi will be a household name

>> No.11015368

>>11014865
I will kms for you anon

>> No.11015378

>>11015353
i still dont get why the cube is yellow and not cyan

>> No.11015391

>>11015343
you too, other anon

>> No.11015417

>>11014836
Who is jonpi?

>> No.11015465

>>11015417
Okay, I only heard of Jonpi a few days ago, but hear me out. First, I see his name, and I don't think anything of it. But later, I think of Jonpi again, and, laughing to myself, I say, "Thank you based Jonpi." Suddenly, I see a 100$ bill on the ground. This really surprised me. I try it again later that day. This time, the phone rings saying my parents died in a terrible car crash, leaving me with their broken bodies and 200000$ from their life insurance policies. Nice. Now, I'm trying it with my crypto purchases. I've been buying chainlink, and after every purchase I say the magic words, "Thank you based Jonpi." The results have not been as automatic as those first two times, but I know if I repeat the words and have faith in Jonpi, he will make me richer than I could ever imagine.

Thank you based Jonpi.

>> No.11015486

I'm sick of these stupid fucking larps, I'm sick of partnership speculation, I'm sick of price predictions, I'm sick of retarded FUD from trolls trolling trolls, I'm sick of 99% of you fucking faggots, I just want main net to be out so we can actually see this technology at work.

>> No.11015519

>>11014901
Maniac!

>> No.11015522

>>11015486
It's unironically coming out before the end of the month, just relax bud

>> No.11015535

>>11015486
You let things impact you too much. Just ignore it. Know that we will moon.

>> No.11015540

>>11015522
nice digits brother

>> No.11015568

>>11015522
you don't actually know that though

>> No.11015689

>>11015568
you don't know that it wont

>> No.11015715

>>11015689
doesn't matter, the burden of proof is on him and everyone else saying mainnet eom

>> No.11015722

>>11015417
its an /scv/ meme

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>> No.11015859

Kms in two weeks if this is fake. Blood is on your hands anon

>> No.11015948

>>11015859
will also kill myself. either jonpi makes me rich or he greets me in the afterlife

>> No.11016026

>>11015352
100% sure. Like when I try to sell LINK because "100% sure it's going to go down" and then it fucking moons.