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keep this thread alive for tomorrow

>> No.11006476

BUMPPPPP

>> No.11006501

why wont it go below 3800 sats? i want to buy in already

>> No.11006797
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>>11006501
Just buy half, could be a double bottom just as likely as it going lower.

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>>11006797
Why do certain transwomens penises work and other transwomen penises don't?

Also, how do I hook up with the former and avoid the latter?

I'm not sure if transwomen can be on Viagra, but I'd pay for them to be.

>> No.11006851

Okay, I only heard of Jonpi a few days ago, but hear me out. First, I see his name, and I don't think anything of it. But later, I think of Jonpi again, and, laughing to myself, I say, "Thank you based Jonpi." Suddenly, I see a 100$ bill on the ground. This really surprised me. I try it again later that day. This time, the phone rings saying my parents died in a terrible car crash, leaving me with their broken bodies and 200000$ from their life insurance policies. Nice. Now, I'm trying it with my crypto purchases. I've been buying chainlink, and after every purchase I say the magic words, "Thank you based Jonpi." The results have not been as automatic as those first two times, but I know if I repeat the words and have faith in Jonpi, he will make me richer than I could ever imagine.

Thank you based Jonpi

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>>11006435
S-s-sergey d-did sell his ETH for USD back in December, r-right?

>> No.11006924

>>11006832

Replace transwomens with men and the same applies.

>> No.11006928
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>>11006832
Maybe try having her (male) stuff her (male) flacid penis in your ass with her (male) thumb and go from there. Just go nuts, the world is your oyster, faggot!

>> No.11007543

You guys are ok,Dont go to chainlink tomorrow

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>>11006476
BLuRpeRiNo

>> No.11007723

I finally got to 10k just now, I have officially made it. Can't wait to tell my boss to suck mah fat nutz on monday.

>> No.11007741

>>11007723
Don't you want to get a second 10k now though?

>> No.11007844

>>11007741
Nah I'm good, gotta work on my XMR stack now

>> No.11007850

People still hold this shitcoin? When eth dies, this dies along with it. This project has failed like 99% of crypto.

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>>11006435
No